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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:58am On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin

Morning boss
U made d right decision babie gal.....its not easy buh den u know a nigga is always gonna be a niGga, and what ar we without our occasional mess ups....He shld jst nt make an habit of it...and be mindful of d kinda pple he rolls wit, expecialy dat ademasta boy...he went ahead and gave him apple to eat...all in all..Good decision making skills...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:51am On Oct 15, 2015
Good morrow err1
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:51am On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
Awwww baby
How sweet
I think I over reacted

You are indeed a good man

Our enemies has failed once again

We shall keep on soaring

Good morning e-boo
Gbam!....sammy2310....oya release my balance wit immediate alacrity!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:14am On Oct 15, 2015
Sammie2310:
Okay.... o ya come back nah...
U ar really taking advantage of the situation....
You will get 30% now...
and an additional 40% AFTER she accept the apology.. making 70% in total....
what do u say??
Done deAl
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:55am On Oct 15, 2015
Sammie2310:
20% is a whole 26mil.....for just apology oooo..... or do u need Russia mafia for dis one too??

okay...lets make it 40%..... (52mil).....dat shud do nah....
*walks outta d room*..


Call me wen u think your relatnship is worth bailing out wit 65%....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:44am On Oct 15, 2015
Sammie2310:
U ar high.... an additional contract...

beg her to accept my apology...nd 20% increment is yours..

so...wat do u say??
20%huh...y ar u always mocking me na...so u pay me 130mill to protect her, andu think jst 20% of that can cleanup dis mess?....bro 60% nd if u try cutting it, I will make it higher...we got a deal??
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:28am On Oct 15, 2015
Sammie2310:
My Keribaby
I am sorry, please forgive me and be mine once again
Take me back in your tender hands
Hold me closely tight again
I want to feel your warm embrace
While you feel my breath on you
If I could avoid what happened, I would,
but since I can’t, I’ll apologize.
You are the kindest person I have met.
Forgive this fool who can’t live without you.
My world is a better place because of you.
Don’t walk away. I am sorry.
My lies may have been the dark clouds
But your forgiveness will be the silver lining
I didn’t mean to do what I did
but I am willing to be forgiven.
Will you forgive me?
Hold my hands
Its nervous and sweaty
Look into my eyes
As I say sorry
I need your warm hug again
And your gentle kiss
Please forgive me my love
For my world is incomplete without you.
Now u making smal sense
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:26am On Oct 15, 2015
Sammie2310:
Lol....the job i gave to you... i shud av given it to mistabiola...despite him not aving experience wit d work...he wuld av done a beta job dan you...
Kikiki...u want to turn me aginst mistabiola....#nice try#....buh den tell me wat exactly m nt doin good abt my Job...is any1 intimidatn keribabyhuh...is any1 disrespectn herhuh....even when u did direspect her,I wooz u on spot!....





I fulfil our contractual agreements grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:07am On Oct 15, 2015
IsiAbuncha:
Any man can confess love for a girl here,
Every man here who appears on this thread constantly has a crush,
BUT...

Only a wise man will watch and strike as soon as his crush gets deployed to the same state or nearby smiley
Patiently waiting for 21st, if I find out we're gonna be in the same camp then I'm taking that babe with me even if she claims she's taken! smiley
EVIL!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:58pm On Oct 14, 2015
Gazaliah:
The most popular person wen it comes to WEED...

How ur weed ministryhuh
EL DOLA is a plc now, I and dolfunmi still maintain controlling shares sha....am fully into security nd outsourcing now...EL MOBI tinz grin grin grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:50pm On Oct 14, 2015
Gazaliah:
Bro lol.....

I don go on break. cheesy
*taps turban off his head*....ya imam!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:48pm On Oct 14, 2015
hilsocial:
Xcozee my brother , Deracathy is the one and only even dou i value gallery, faithluv5, mobi18, haliluck and lifeisghud as true, beautiful and honest friends. Dera, I know keribaby wants me to breakup so dat i can ask her out bt no i wont cos you (deracathy) defines beauty to my heart. She is the epitome of natural heavenly aesthetic art. Sitting close to her only makes me feel as a tourist. Her heart reminds me of the oxford's definition of virtue . A minute out of her sight is boredom even when am with other friends. The word to define my love to her is more imaginery than factual. Dera, pls rather than allow this propanganda be a stumbling block to our friendship rather make it a bridge not between us but between our hearts. Our adversaries are plenty but our love is immesurable. Our foes are large but our good memories are innumerable. My committment to oustiders may be a mirage but my believe on you is indelible. The only thing i want from you is your love because your love is a cure for sadness and depression. You are my boo and my everything.
Sammy2310...come annd see ya life!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:41pm On Oct 14, 2015
seun305:
b4 i cud hi her sef she's gone
D kind pple wey she see no fit make am wait na....not when sammy2310 who wants to see ladies in HD is in d awse...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:38pm On Oct 14, 2015
Mrbllymer:
The idea of dashn em wrappers, not d action of looking!
Kikiki...sammy!...I think u should employ dis nigga as y adviser
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:37pm On Oct 14, 2015
Sammie2310:
why do u even hit on me mr man.... if u ar here to point out tins in relationship...why not try oda pple's own...lyk even ademasta dat brot d idea.... or even elmisti dat was caught in a brothel....why me?
See ya life!...u used d WHY ME phrase again...lemme tell you what happened to balotelli after that statement...his career fell like Dana airplane and nose dived into ac milan, nd then berlusconi was pratically begn pple to com buy him...then liverpool bought him cheap nd he turn to be bad market...now loaned bak to milan......




I forsee, soon we will be begn babes to hook up wit u here
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:33pm On Oct 14, 2015
Sammie2310:
Am so sorry love...

the truth is dat d idea was captivating...

but am really sorry for giving in to it...

let's settle dis amicably...

I can promise you I wil foreva b faithful...

dats d whole truth...
Ah! Gbese...this one just put himself inside deep fryer....what CAPTIVATES you in oda pples boo that keribaby dnt av....see ya life...u mst spill d whole truth now...oya tell me was it hips, front or back, abi flat tummy, or straight legs....oy tell us, what assets keri dnt av to ya taste
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:28pm On Oct 14, 2015
Mrbllymer:
Elmisti, coman see ur handiwork.
Kikikiki.....aare2050 is not high yet...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:19pm On Oct 14, 2015
seun305:
now elmisti is the "no man" to put assunder
Kikiki....I am jst making her see evry variable ni oo, so dat she can make a beta judgment
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:14pm On Oct 14, 2015
mistabiola:
★★★Be a man... Be yourself.... Build the best relationship you can.... Stop doing copy copy tongue tongue , I won't stop repeating this lines... Haba tongue tongue

Keribaby self dey try... She's just managing you n here you're blowing off her *******.... Bet nonetheless, itz neva too late for you to reevaluate yourself and come up with a Good plan... You can do it... Bet sincerely you need someone of a lower status.. She's just too big for your level of e-capacity.... tongue

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed
Hahahahaha....once again, sammy is @ ya mercy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:13pm On Oct 14, 2015
seun305:
wow 2929, who else noticed?
*hands him one bottle of vintage alomo*......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:11pm On Oct 14, 2015
KeriBaby:
sad

You ain't ready to tell the truth still
Oh well


Have a good night then
Kikiki....barely 5 days u accepted him, and d spark burned out alrdyy.....that's some tough sh*t...buh den..such is life..and to think he was shoutn all bt wen he hrd u talkn abt joysticks ( nt knwn u wr talkn bt his )....mehn...d nigga ehn...buh dnt divorce him, jst divorce him and get what u deserve jare
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:06pm On Oct 14, 2015
Sammie2310:
elmisti.... I wil sue u if she divorce me...
Now u want to blame me toohuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:04pm On Oct 14, 2015
Sammie2310:
**ademasta has put me in trouble**

my keribaby..

don't mind all these vultures flying around us...

It's envy dat is worrying dem...

pls...dont let dem get into ur head...
This one is sick ooo,.....now u ar blaming ademasta, later you will say its d devil...u must be a chelsea fan ......jst explain ya self. And let's look for solutions...u busy blaming sm1 dat ddnt force u to see HD film....oniranu, olojukokoro....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:02pm On Oct 14, 2015
omitooguns:
forget mobi18 and Law saga...grin keribaby sabi hw to handle tins wink
Kikiki....nt possible..
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:00pm On Oct 14, 2015
KeriBaby:
lipsrsealed

U no see me

I am not a home wrecker

Mobi18 is my sister girl
Leave omitooguns first, let's deal wit dat guy u r managn.....sincrly dnt want u to divorce him buh I hope you do...*for the sake of women pride*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:57pm On Oct 14, 2015
KeriBaby:
But you agreed in public sad


You still have not given me a good explanation

How can ademasta be our role model after that kinda post
Didn't u see me attack him immediately?
Didn't you see donpsymon and Elmisti attack and decline his offer?

Come up with a better explanation and please just tell the truth it would make this easier
Kikiki...this is d kinda statement u get when ur boo is wit u out of pity!....sammy oya com and say d truth...make we 4get issue
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:55pm On Oct 14, 2015
omitooguns:
Breaking News By dis time tomoro...


Sammie2310 got dumped by Keribaby for Elmisti.....grin


D matta don get koko now oo...Keribaby wit mobi18 aka madam elmisti na padi...



So hw e go end make we dey look am gringrin wink
Choi!....bros no talk like dis again make mobi no hit u with lawsuit wey no go size ya body oo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:54pm On Oct 14, 2015
Sammie2310:
wat happened is not fully my fault ooo...
you know #teamademastaharinholar is our role model...
we chose to follow dre example...
nd since ademasta is d one dat brot an idea..
den I chose to follow him.... #smiles#






but let's settle dis in private my boo...
*throws him one knock on d confluence area of d head*
Read dat gain and show me any line dat made sense
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:51pm On Oct 14, 2015
KeriBaby:
embarassed
I can't deal
Awww, in d absence of mobi who is an attorney...I present myself as a diplomat, advisor, stakeholder and a friend and also vast experience in E-booin grin....I undrstnd why sammy is unsecured...buh his eagerness to see women in HD, I cnt stand for dat one.....now lets talk...wah u thnkn now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:46pm On Oct 14, 2015
This kind of tym u nid mistabiola to com and do analysis, wia d guy waka go sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:45pm On Oct 14, 2015
Sammie2310:
elmisti.... wat am I seeing... u ar bonding wit someone dat I paid u to protect from all hookers....
Keribaby, its official....ur boo have huge trust issues
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:42pm On Oct 14, 2015
omitooguns:
lipsrsealed oya keribaby ans dis question ooo....grin e b like say na d end b dis sef grin grin make una no comot una sef teeth sha ooo....and i no wan see blood...bt make somebody eye swell up sha grin
*grabs popcorn*....

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