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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:55pm On Oct 15, 2015
goldenone:
undecided I know you are a "man" with the way u are handling dolafunmi and mobi18! can't really say d same about sammie bobo
Kikiki...so ll dis tym wey u go jst mellow for ghost mode, u dey record events wella grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:52pm On Oct 15, 2015
Xcozee:
all those sending BCs here, kudos... BUT please I'm against all those...'Make 10 photocopies each'... Abeg na Tissue paper them go use am as?

Please just make @most 4-5 photocopies, that's Ok.

Its just passports that I know will be needed much...say 8.

greetings to you all.
We fit taked extra copies shyte na....or trade am for akara or puf puf if its available in camp
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:49pm On Oct 15, 2015
*enters thread wit a bottle of hot beer*



*so na dis night una dey plan to launch new millennium bah?*


Issorite....we dey 2geda ni
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:47pm On Oct 15, 2015
goldenone:
Great point! The "men" on this thread should come and learn!!!
Warris dis one saying sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:04pm On Oct 15, 2015
Idirect....hw vahuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:03pm On Oct 15, 2015
Walspring:
Lol.. Nah you drive her go with the napep huh
Nha, she is goin by herself, and I heard she will paddle canoe too b4 she reach village
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:20pm On Oct 15, 2015
omitooguns:
Once i enter camp...I dey join NCCF striaght...so Pekus dem go stay clear wink
Make I cross my leg dey look U
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:14pm On Oct 15, 2015
IsiAbuncha:
Serena dey learn where keri dey!
*hahahaha*....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:09pm On Oct 15, 2015
omitooguns:
cheesy i cant wait to taste all dos @ AKS ...except for d boldened wink #TeamUrbanPekus gringrin cool
So basically, u want to enta rural Aks and not service their pekus....bro that sound like a crime...u beta stay urbn if u ar nt ready to serve selflessly....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:03pm On Oct 15, 2015
omitooguns:
waoo shocked i doff my cap oo...u no go get thrilled by life for those places again....


Me just dey look like waaaaooo shocked....as in fresh air, gentle people, green leaves left and right, fresh air...and ...quiet place....the funniest tin b say i no tell any1 say i dey go Osun...i just zoomed off....i see so many C'14 CM...men rural life make sense ooo cheesy
Rural life

Rural foods

Rural pekus

Bro, if u taste dose three things, u will curse rural- urban migration......but den there is rural jazz
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:01pm On Oct 15, 2015
IsiAbuncha:
Na true you talk o, her arm dey measure like 19cm before.
When she come back e go don be like Iyanya own, all doz kain 40cm naim her arm go measure smiley
LMAO!...so u mean say by d tym keribaby go enta village, her muscles go don be like serena williams own
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:59pm On Oct 15, 2015
IsiAbuncha:
Egbon e daku n oh! Na when I small I waka most of doz waka so na my elder ones dey carry me
Kikiki....u shld be grateful...ntn is cooler than goin places
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:57pm On Oct 15, 2015
2el:
Hi Uniqueness01....howdy ?
grin grin grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:55pm On Oct 15, 2015
IsiAbuncha:
Keri tell me say na canoe she go use enter village, then from the water-park to her village house she go enter napep.
E fit take more than 3days sef, she fit no come online till after 21st o
She go don grow muscle well b4 camp...cuz to paddle canoe no go easy o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:52pm On Oct 15, 2015
IsiAbuncha:
No major town for Nigeria wey I never enter, especially for West.
Ilorin, Abeokuta, Oshogbo and Ogbomosho (My Uncles marry from doz sides), Ilesa, Ibadan, Ore, Akure, name it!
I don tey for travel o smiley
Onirinkurin sombori
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:50pm On Oct 15, 2015
Walspring:
keriBaby

It's 12 noon and God have listened to our request because door of unbelievable favour has opened unto us.. Amen
Seems u ar high on elephant grass...keri av gone to her village...so she wnt be online for 3 days cus na NAPEP she take
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 2:18pm On Oct 15, 2015
mistabiola:
★★★I'm sorry..** **I was Actually looking for Chimajii*** cry cry

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®
lipsrsealed
He is on leave....wat do u want to see him for...biznes or pleasure grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:56pm On Oct 15, 2015
Holumiedey:
No b my fault na. The light spoil ni jare.
Oya go charge all d chargeable
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:42pm On Oct 15, 2015
deracathy:
hey dude.
discriminate?

its my choice boo.

deal with it
Lol, d same way u should deal wit the fact that female nd males ar not equals...grin grin grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:38pm On Oct 15, 2015
Holumiedey:
Up NEPA abi Shey na disco, running tho my room to charge my phone like kilode
So u still dey shout up nepa 4 dis erahuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:32pm On Oct 15, 2015
donasere:
Oya oooo......
Elmisti don go dust hin certificate oooo
No more weed business oooo
#mikeross! #suits
Kikiki....no mind me, as keribaby no dey, I say make I dey rap small...
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 1:29pm On Oct 15, 2015
mistabiola:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


lipsrsealed
Pssst!.....*drags him in d ear*....what ar u doin in our office huh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:25pm On Oct 15, 2015
hayzed2:
What we are discussing earlier on doesn't correlate with Gender Equality...
Smwr along d line, u guyz diverted into male favoritism and marginalization of the girl child....women maltreatment nd Africa ignorance.....pretty much that all stand under equality...but then u guyz made it an African problem...whereas it is aa world problem....but then, it is not a problem sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:20pm On Oct 15, 2015
donasere:
Baba don reach heaven oooo
**flavoured weed at work***
Hahahaha
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:19pm On Oct 15, 2015
hayzed2:
Wow!!! Guess you also attend law(business&company) classes as well...
Political science ( let's say we basically try to learn evrytn )
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:13pm On Oct 15, 2015
Read u all talking gender equality, but then, u pple discriminate too...derachathy..u just did it subconsciously...u want to have three kids..and then u give males two slots and female jst one...even when urself female.....The only place gender equality is reaal is nowhere!....even in heaven male and female ar not equal....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:10pm On Oct 15, 2015
hayzed2:
Man is born free, bet everywhere he is in chains. cheesy cheesy
J.J Rosseau
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:12am On Oct 15, 2015
Marcelinho:
Tick tick says the clock, what you have to do make it fast. Computer still on programing people destination. Hope we get our heart desires at the end. cheesy cheesy
Siddon dere dey deceive ya slf, niggaz av bn deployed alrdy jare, jst yet to see wr d nonsense computer catapult dem...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:36am On Oct 15, 2015
seun305:
ha

boda paulu!!

u r one of elmisti's clients too shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

ok
Technically evr1 here now smoke na, since 2el is paying subsidy for dem...dey jst go to dispensaries and smoke like exhaust pipe
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:11am On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin
Hehehe
*you'd be surprised *
*nt minding her*...*goin to iron my best clothe*

*lemme go pay d gods that made it possible*.....oya face Uyo.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:55am On Oct 15, 2015
KeriBaby:
Based on say I dey go Aks today
I am sure I'll miss the actualization of vision 3k

So my people make una try buy me hectares of land

E-boo Sammie2310 I know u got me
Donpsymon
Mistabiola
Omitooguns
Elmisti
Sanchez01 *dat boy sef go miss am too*
Goldenone et al
Finally!....the gods av answrd my prayers......*stretch ma leg*....its surely gonna be a lovely weekend for me
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:49am On Oct 15, 2015
Sammie2310:
Though u were adding petrol to fire yesternyt....nice write-up dre...
#smiles#
As long as money is involved....oya pay d balance....I dnt do cheques

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