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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:31pm On Oct 14, 2015
itoski:
gang rape by gays grin DAT guy no go Eva Eva remain dsame in this Earth embarassed
Naa why I want make dem blow am b dat, cuz d kind pain wey go hold am, jesus fit vex com help am...and I no want make bros. J enta dis syd now...I get plenty deals wey I still dey pursue wit devil clients
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:25pm On Oct 14, 2015
goodyboo:
I am already married to Donpsymon.

elmisti come and hear ooo

ermmm.mistabiola Whr u dey na.

ain't feeling ya today.Wetin de sup
He is nt harming u in anyway na....hear him out and decide if u intrstd or not...am nt signed on to send pple way frm u na...




*in my mind*...the guy might offer a bigger deal if he gets her
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:23pm On Oct 14, 2015
Sammie2310:
elmisti... wat is happening??... wat did u allow my boo to see??... nd who is aving little joystick nd a powerful tongue??...
She was expressing her freedom of thought
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:15pm On Oct 14, 2015
itoski:
Boss na just two bottle beer wit one parcel of my usual medicine....no worry I go package keribaby for Ghana mustgo bag send go dump for Afghanistan
What a lovely proposition, sadly her safety is my responsibility...but then, u cn help me package Ademasta for even thinking of seeing mobi18 in HD ( no clothe)...but b4 u pack him, I want him to be gang raped by gays and his joystick cutt off then shoved in his ass, b4 sending him to Afghanistan where he will be bombed by a nuclear war head and anything left of the site scattered in the bermuda triangle
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:04pm On Oct 14, 2015
KeriBaby:
Hahahaha

No na his lil joystick for babies and his tongue to make up for d lil joystick so I'll have no reason at all to cheat
Choi! Chai!....cheesus!...yeeepa!...I have to translate dat ya quote to arabic, spanish and Italian....so I can undrstnd beta
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:02pm On Oct 14, 2015
KeriBaby:
Mobi18 while u were away Elmisti was..........


I get enough gist and proof to back up this one o



Right now him dey dating/hookup section dey do him normal thing
*heading to the store*...


#shopping list


*duct tape

*thick rope

*plastic bag( enuf to pck u in

*5kg of gas

Dnt worry, I will make it slow and painless



#remembers am in charge of ya welfare.....*breaks down into tears*......ChEEeeesus!....how can I get rid of keribaby na!......



#even restraining order is nt possible again sef*.....Mobi!...she is our legal burden...I think we can mange her blackmail as lng as her boo pay our 130 mill
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:29pm On Oct 14, 2015
jatau7:
page 3k loading
Ur middle name is oliver the twist
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:52pm On Oct 14, 2015
DonPsymon:
This kyn small landhuh
And u av a problem wit ithuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:48pm On Oct 14, 2015
Mehn...u niggas ar crayyyy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:47pm On Oct 14, 2015
Mobi18
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:46pm On Oct 14, 2015
Okay....this one for Dolafunmi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:45pm On Oct 14, 2015
Blessedgurl








I got ya back







Abeg share wit faithluv5
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:44pm On Oct 14, 2015
Boom
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:44pm On Oct 14, 2015
Keri baby..if. I punch that teeth u ar shining ehn
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:42pm On Oct 14, 2015
tk4life:
elmisti carry me along nau I pray I get ogun ooo make we 4 plant weed full d camp n make beta super abnormal profit
Hahahahaha.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:40pm On Oct 14, 2015
haywire1:
Wanna switch to a better one ends wit 365, waiting for verification

#
Hahaha...nice one...na dier ego me no like jare...plus I nova get any of d verification document
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:10pm On Oct 14, 2015
Fashola presenting his idea of decentralized/ state police
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:59am On Oct 14, 2015
Can't help but watch Fashola Quiz
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:38am On Oct 14, 2015
haywire1:
Lol na me be d nigga grin grin grin
#
Ehn ehn....badt boy!.....na foreign cnt u dey use bah?....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:33am On Oct 14, 2015
haywire1:
Bahd guy so u silently dey chop money abi grin grin grin

Na dollars sure pass ooo wink wink wink


#
Lol, I dey sabbatical jare, buh d nigga picks make sense...jst say d tickets r too much...so I still dey work out blue prints
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:31am On Oct 14, 2015
theSpark:
Naija matter don tire me.. I just do my own thing and pray everyone receives sense to do their part.
Its sad, buh not surprising sha, simce the north doesn't produce oil or anything they ar interested in....I always hate it wen dey com offering help..Bro dey r scamers...jst dat dey ar wiser than our own big bellied fools in government......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:22am On Oct 14, 2015
tk4life:
AMEN what bbm channel
Punters. Arena
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:21am On Oct 14, 2015
*on my bed, listening to my Asa collection*


Is any1 noticing that even as Boko Haram bombs and kill everyday, their attacks are not reported in international Media anymore, CNN, BBC don't count the lost lives in Nigeria as worth reporting anymore, Two bomb blast yestdai and none of them reported it...We are left on our own, lives lost ar not seen as valuable/ worth reporting again....SMH



And I won't wtch the ministerial Quiz again..that is not a serious screening.......



*Asa keeping my head staright since 499BC*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:15am On Oct 14, 2015
tk4life:
elmisti elmisti elmisti shey because u don dey hammar frm left n right u don 4get ur padi bah no wahala no wahala God dey see ppl wey dey dizz diA guyz cool cool cool cool cool cool
God go 4give U......did u get in on d bbm channel?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:38am On Oct 14, 2015
Rocorleone:
ok oo... no qualms. But I'm sure getting my first state of choice
*removes chewing stick*


U mean YOLA?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:11am On Oct 14, 2015
haywire1:
WETTIN CONCERN U WITH HER SEX grin grin grin grin
#
#iginore#
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:09am On Oct 14, 2015
Good morrow err1
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:08am On Oct 14, 2015
Lollitapop:
thanks keriBaby. Good to knw someone got my back
*looks @ her wit left eye*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:49pm On Oct 13, 2015
KeriBaby:
Hehehe

I haff turn ur nightmare grin
Why u turn my issued to ya own CDS na....will go sleep soon sef....enuf of TV alredy...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:47pm On Oct 13, 2015
KeriBaby:
We ain't giving you more light grin


But I don't know a jobless philosophy graduate


There's nothing we cannot do...... Simple
Thespark, quote that statement...'There is nothing they can not do".....I hve a bad mind!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:46pm On Oct 13, 2015
KeriBaby:
Woah a fellow lover of wisdom
Welcome dear

Elmisti why are u attacking dis girl huh

Mobi18 I have something to tell u
Cheeeesus!.........I thought u went bed ni
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:41pm On Oct 13, 2015
hilsocial:
Elmisti i sight u. Ur ministry suppose employ Lai Mohammed to de protect u against keribaby.
Hahahaha...that geh ehn....thnk God she went to bed early 2dai....now imagine d paradox of d matter...am d one protecting her

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