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Elvis506:
Elmisti wetin u expect baes to cover theirs with na?

Lemme go and read encyclopedia

jatau7:
I cover my nyash with d blood of jesus

If some kind tin enta ya yansh (like mistabiola own)...blood of jesus go comot ooo.....

Elvis506:
Morning frnds, I havn't been active on here cos of work nd seems everyone is hooked up wit a chat mate..anyone I can chat wit?

Welcome bak......



Ar u gay or straight


If u gay...plenty niggaz here waitn to hook. Up........if u straight...no market....

Aare2050:
*takes the shinapps back from him*




*takes same shots as his own*



*hands it back to him*


*squeeze face as I swallow the hot thing*



ahhhhhhhh


*clear face*



the night



it was great




to the extent that I late to work



*stretch out my hand if I can get a small amount of apple flavored weed*

*hands him 3 wraps of apple flavored weed*........gbafun muri, ni gbafun gbada......have a nice day @ work

See as d light dey wste now ooo.....wen its 10.am and I want to watch the senate, dey will take it away...buh today na today....I must watch saraki nd the 109 thieves

KeriBaby:
Terrible terrible dancer

Lol
I had a great night You?

Lol....nd tru tru, I no sabi dance o....

The night. Was gud here too

KeriBaby:
Hahaha u dey throw shades at me ba
Is alright
I don blacklist you be that

*doing shoki...Korean style*.......

Oya come nd tell me....hwz ya night

jatau7:
I dey tell u....na wetin go happen bdat..for 1 small tiny room na him dem go want make everybody come collect. ....

Mehn, I hate all dose kind sh*t...expecially all dis ladies fake cologne on queue....like dat aboki nofinda keribaby use....d tin can trigger asthma attack

Aare2050:
*hands him eagle aromatic shinapps*




e ku ojumo,


how was the night

*collects schnaps*

*pours on d floor 3 times*...ile la ma bo


*takes three shots*......the night was gud broda...nd urs

KeriBaby:


Come take SOR na
Is not by talking plenty Lol


Arrangement no dey work for my side o
I tight gan

Pitakwa girl like me
Itoski tell him

Sammy2310, I know its early nd u av to head out soon...buh please can u put something in her mouth to suckle on, for my sake!....

jatau7:
no mind all dis sch....dem want make una come dey rush dey collect d tin...God pass dem

How dat one take favor them....nd d funniest tin is dat, it might be in one office dat we all gonna take it

KeriBaby:
You people should not worry


A16 is not that far at all

Na wetin I do dis babe. Na!.....oya tell me what u want so u go free me, I alrdy told mobi to get a restraining order. But. Mbanu, she wnt do it, they will arrange u for me oooooo!

idirect:
@elmisti
Boss man still on still ooo. The SOR ain't ready yet but am very sure it will be up for grab very soon....

Tanx for d info bro .....buh Why skul dey. Delay tinz like dis na....

DonPsymon:
Are you ready to do your job or nah

Will pass d instruction to the mexicans

DonPsymon:
Compensate ke?


For what


Lemme nur comment on this matter again jare... Its a desperate attempt to bring chaos to my family


Anyway, chimajii just so you know... Your pot belly sef na turn off... So if you go about saying you won't 'Spit game', nothing for you ogbeni


Jes so you know, I and my boo are tighter than ever... And with this recent development, you don join persons non granta list for our estate be that o


Cc elmisti


Kindly shoot chimajii on sight


NO! Pound his pot belly before you shoot him

#Noted











*bet he is my frnd*

DonPsymon:



That's what I paid all that money for

See me see gbege O.....person wan com represent u in ya absence make I allow am...abi u need proxy too ni

elemhusny:
u sure say dat camp one go make sense? na only d khaki I dey anticipate. if I hv chance I go saw my khaki too. I no wan look like cartoon o.

Bro, abeg u fit build ur own camp too...or make u bring ya own cook...cuz me sef no go want look like cartoon and chop cartoon food

mistabiola:
★★★2el with all your elnimisti... You shall walk n never stumbled... Any attempt to stumble; you shall stumble on mobi18 n may it produce more of you.....

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Asheeee!

Good morrow err1

Onyeedum:
like ur response but not totally in agreement with u. Who told u dt u must always be hpy all d days of ur life?

Bro its not possible to be. Happy all day....

sammie23ten:
well... I tink d cloned version of sammie2310 is going to bed...
good nyt to:

Elvis506,

Kbs468,

balerinagold (hope no hard feelings?),

KingJB (the poet dat actually writes computer programs **u aware most programmers av difficulties wit spelling correctly... cuz dey ar used to naming variables freaky names**) ,

IsiAbuncha,

mobi18 (d'law.... am looking for anoda lawyer ooo.. d reason can be termed confidential)

elmisti (go nd sleep)

guests (register)

keribaby (like d way u ar sleeping like a new born baby... goodnyt nd love ya)....

Nyt nyt

balerinagold:
lol and you wan instigate loving anger i see you

Kikikiki....

mobi18:
im going ooo,,,time to say ciao.. sleep well bae..takia of u,nd dont look @ dose tooth pick legged gurls ooo..

Swit drmz mi amor........I shall kip to ya instructions and won't look @ tooth pick legged gurls...so I shall shift my attention to pencil legged ones

balerinagold:
i'm following your steps being too serious ain't my thing

Will one of u two get angry already?....since wen did my weed turn to unserious inducing weed

mobi18:
u sef extra deals ke? lollllllll

Kikiki......oya come nd go to bed, its getting late....dnt want u to be sleep deprived...only if u nt goin to work 2mrw sha

IsiAbuncha:
Questions In Another Perspective;

I think about this time 2016 everyday and I'm damn confused
What's life after this going to look like? Am I gonna end up like the rest or get a good job like a few out there?
Have u walked /driven passed lekki phase 1 recently? O boy! Peep through those compounds, see Billions of Naira parked in garages all in the name of cars
I desperately wonna belong to that class, how do I go about it?
Should I flip through threads on nairaland in search of a 10k job?
Naaa, Ill just chill and think Ill meet a messiah during my service year to change my life, does it work that way? Goddamn I need to date a politician's daughter? Or maybe a sugar mummy like Alison Madueke?
Let me just fold my arms and pass through this service year, that's the advice I was given and it'll probably pay off right? Right

... ... ... ... ...
I wonder how many peeps in my shoes ask themselves these questions daily

Lol, thats thinking there bro, but sadly I dnt belong to the thinking class....I rep the doers....don't dream, do tinz that odas will dream of...


Sincerely, am not born wit a silver spoon in ma mouth ( although I neva used a plastic spoon )....but I dnt get this urge to hit it big nd be a dangote...I just av one goal in mind...to see places in this world nd enjoy time wit my family....Career?...anytn that I cn do happily...even if it is to fry akara...bro as lng as I am happy....no one is bigger than me!

Holumiedey:
Na prayamus b this o. May your days b long baba agba elmisti

U ar sighted brotherly

jatau7:
amen bro...we shall get to d permanent site ijn

*pours seaman schnaps in my mouth*....ashee!

Holumiedey:
C this thread moving like bullet, pple no gree o. Men of night watch how una dey.

May our watch not end untimely!

Aare2050:
goodnight peeps,




ba3 low



one love

*in suya mans voice*...shege!.......u jst came nd ddnt want to greet me bah?....I will meet u where elders eat mid air

goodyboo:
#ignored#

dis tokunbo thingy sef...is dt ur second name

Kikikiki............oga madam no vex....was jst thinking aloud ni....will u go nd take d plates from d left or I shld send sm1 on ya behalf?