₦airaland Forum

NYSC jst revealed the new certificate!

Remi tinubu speak tooo!.....like say dis babes heard me talking abt women

KeriBaby:
We do not want it doesn't mean we can't get it

Now tell me how you get what u don't want

Finally! A woman speak in the senate since mrning........Binta Garba.....and her voice fine oooo!

itoski:
remember Di's Bollywood movie where princess Keribaby go fall in love wit e taxi driver

Kikiki...dat wnt happen....only if u can beat klitchko

KeriBaby:
Hehehehe u see that Diezani position I would take it a million times over being a president

Who wants dat kinda stress

U see...this is what I was talking abt!....u jst confirmed my theory!

KeriBaby:

I know Diezani, Iweala and all those women in politics wee not agree with you people

And besides is not just in Nigeria
But it's just a matter of time
Cuz y'all dunno what we planning

Abeggy stop deceiving ya self....women in active political participation in Nigeria will find it hard jare...those ones u mentioned ar not politicians, dey ar public administrators......if u talking femle politicians in Nigeria...mention...Gbemi saraki, Sarah Jubril and maybe Abike dabiri ( maybe)

itoski:
no p..I trust my boy will be sharper shooter Dan his dad...remember SCARFACE

Kikikiki....u will be surprised

Ubah1:
Lol until the day a woman becomes the president of nigeria



That's the day i will become a radical advocate of gender equality

Nigeria women av bn relegated wit traditions and religious beliefs jare....I dnt see that happening anytym soon...even d educated ones sef will only clim rights jst for public opinion...really our women r not strong....#no offence intended#....before that keribaby gal com and drown me

mobi18:
ehn naw,nd na ur son go be im errand boy... ur oda son go be im driver... elmisti dear,help me ask am ao family issue take concern third party

Dnt mind him...my institutionalized weed chain sef will jst need sm1 @ d top to maintain sanity....and its nt gender specific

itoski:
boss Di's one is nt family issue anymore o
..I need lookout for myself na...if u nt around who will be supplying me with my dosage....abi u want make ur daughter takeover from u Imagine babe turning into drug baron

I believe strongly that what a man can do, a woman can also........#a radical advocate of gender equality#.......

itoski:
Mobi18 no get conscience oo.na two babes she just want....wot Di's elmisti have to say...because nobody to takeover Di's ur weed empire

There is something called "famil issues"....and its confidential

harryson77:
insha Allah, our children will not knw d meaning of borrow

Lol, dey can borrow from world bank ooo!......may Allah bless our work and allow people around us to be of a positively strong social status...both in iman and umma

mobi18:
lol,buh dangote started small,he borrowed money ,bf otedola bcame gvernor,he hustled too,,he didnt come from a rich family too..lol,me sef dey hustle naw.. i want my own money nt daddy's own

Make we tint d issue....evryone is a hustler in dier own capacity...may God bless our hustles

Ubah1:
U on point....



God knows why he balanced everything though, the rich, the poor, the middle class



So any one we find ourselves, let's make the best of it.

Tru talk bro...and d funniest is, one can not exist without d oda

mobi18:
lol,,dangote nko? otedola nko? owner of microsoft,no be hustler? we have more of dem plastic spoon children dt made it.. and as for me,in reality,i didnt stress to get anything,,for my kids,its nt about nt lerring dem get wat dey want,dey;ll surely av d best of best,buh dey'll work for nd deserve evry thing... as for making it,lol,im made,i jes dey lowkey for naw..

Hahaha...ar u kidding me!....Dangote is a family of dan tata!...Otedola father was a former governor in Lagos!..Bill gates??...he left college and sold programs for millions ( that is small hustling sha)......


So u r made, and want to tell me abt hustling bah...oya shift make original hustlers argue...see pple names u mentioned sef?...u join d silverspoon club too...no worry I will be dere soon

haywire1:
Ogbeni if u wan compare anytime use d same country and same category. Hw u go dey use foreign country compare Nigeria.. abi ur cerebrum don damage??

#

God!...dash dis boy sense for me na!....ok den..let me come to ur level ( I dnt like )....that people attend expensive skulz dnt mean dey av tinz easy...they jst av tinz in d real sense of life...dey surely wnt go tru all d hungry lecturers and un ethical treatment u went through...u might turn out tougher but it is not guaranteed that u ar beta academically

mobi18:
hmmn,successful people faced a lto of hardship oo,its hard to c successful person dt was born wid a silver spoon,,mst of dem worked hard to get d silver spoon nd handed it over to d kids who got em on a platter of gold..my kids will be half get inside,half streets.. prepares dem for d reality of life.. i for be omo get inside myself,buh ah no jes gree

Obama.....butty from birth

Hilary clitton......butty die

Saraki........butty to d core!

ASa...........big tym butty

Omowunmi..........butty

MI................buttty

Babe, dnt decieve ya self, pray u make it and believe me, u wnt allow ur children sweat a bit!....the saying of good tinz dnt come easy is for us d hustlers...in d real sense...u will buy ur kidz all d good tinz and nt make dem go tru one stress

haywire1:
I Don tell u several times no dey smoke ur weed before quoting me, e be like say ur brain Don knock abi, sey na same country Ronaldinho and Okocha dey

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So u no fit comprehend simple comparism......okocha na public/ goverment pikin...which stand for and Ronaldinho na d butty version...abeg which one of dem win world best....infact okocha no toucha African best..cuz one butty Etoo dey around!

mobi18:
na good school naw,no doubt,buh dier students be like children wey dem dey babysit..all of dem na omo get inside

Lol, it is not a crime to be omo get inside na.....most succesful pple wr omo get inside na...and even your own kids will be omo get inside

mobi18:
lol,yes oo,na politician pikin.. lol,money miss road

Kikikiki......and to think she will finish and com bak to be my boss sef...mehn...I don suffer!

itoski:
kai boss...u no know say Di's man dne build two mansions for different jungle....am d jungle king u av been hearing rumors about

Sorry bro, neva hrd of U!

haywire1:
What is this one saying?? don't u understand d root of our argument .

By d way which one be Landmark uni, I know people like u wey government unis no accept cos of poor utme nd post utme score una carry money go landmark wey dey accept anybody wit money to spend... No wonder sha

Walahi i'm 100% sure u can't compete with government uni trained graduate, quote me anywhere

#

Tah! Shut up dia....landmark is a gud skul jare....because u suffer for skul no means say u good na....dere is a difference btwn Ronaldinho and okocha!

mobi18:
lol,,dey plenty like dat,buh dis particular lady used to be my friend.. dee mama.. hmmmn

So u stat and finish law com leave am dere....abeg who dey born those kind chidren sef?

Ubah1:
Hehehehe, na engineering course i studied oo


5yrs of dat pay no be beans oooo


How much dat ur school dey pay sef, e pass 500k

Pssssst!.....if I sama u one slap u will correct that pidgin blunder....dere is ntn like studied in pidgin....mobi, no force dis guy to speak language wey he no undrstnd

mobi18:
bro,we no need millitant lodge,all of us dey chop dey drink togeda,,d diff btw uniport and okada is that uniport has a bit of discipline,at least,e get some kaind things wey u go do wey dem go chastise una,nuffing like discipline for okada ooo,ders dis gul that has spent 8 years studying pol,i met her dere nd left her dere,,,e get one boy too wey dey don expel 6 times recall again

8 years studying pol...she shld be given msc join ooo

Finally!....murray bruce speaks!

itoski:
haha...remember Rules are made to b broken

Its not a rule bro....its a jungle decree!

itoski:
is nt my fault na...is d handwork of elmisti greens making my heart to beat in same frequency wit Mobi18...I think d heart are getting superimpose.

*grab mobi by d waist*......*kiss her cutely*




*heartbeat frequency changed*



Oya look down and pass away......buh if it still maintains same frequency...go see ya doctor!

itoski:
am sorry elmisti but Di's Mobi18 is worth more Dan Di's greens u giving me

Lolz...mobi is off limits

goldenone:
Berra leave that side! elmisti come and see what am seeing o

Lol, let him express himself na....its ntn more dan dat

Sammie2310:
Bro, you better listen to that beautiful lady and back off...
Keribaby is taken...
Shikena...









where is elmisti sef... **I paid dat guy to keep niggas lyk dis out**

I sight no danger