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haywire1:
[b]PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED " 18+" contains string words so I'm not responsible for ur hornybee activated mode,kindly contact haywire1 for help.

Wat a beautiful question

Women r d reason y men cheat :

Base on d fact dat I'm African, Africa culture permits men to marry more than one wife, females must accept d fact dat dey r Africans too. Females r like flowers, beautiful in d morning, wilther @night (omashe oo), this is one of d reasons I don't chase after ladies, na una go use una leg waka come wen una don dey afternoon close to night .

What does it profit a wife who tinks her husband is for her alone but husband has many concubines secretly outside, that's bullsh1t. Why can't d wife jst accept Africa culture nd request d husband to marry d concubine or concubines as additional wife.
What does it profit a man who stands under mango tree every night chatting, romancing and yanshing is concubine wen he knws dat he's an Africa man.

Most times u will see married men shining eyes on young females with big yansh.

Let's be mature, guyz av ever try yanshing a female, as u pull her pants down for yanshing, one yeye odour frm her puna jst enter ur nose, wtf damn walahi ur joystick go soft sharply. Now imagine u've a dirty wife wit dirty puna and u sample another female outside wit fresh puna, now ask urself Whic of d puna u go die inside , "Elmisti joystick don dey hard, ashewoo "



Therefore, a woman who wants a peaceful home shall respect d fact dat we all r Africans,must always be clean and attractive for her man and above all must be ready for anytime anywhere any angle any corner yanshing

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Why must u mention me categorically......I am a man of class.....I dnt and won't do side shows

dossylvanus:
Now look at who is whining. Hmmmph. Borno state is safer than some states in the South West.

I like to dey hear u jare....abeg, like which South West state...and on wht grounds

ademasta:
What are u sayin young boy? I sabi you?

Izkanshi!.....u nosabi me now bah?....am nt dt kinda man dat brag of d kindness av done...Gazaliah will undrstnd dat....but as my mumcy will say....igbe a tun. Gbon e....*shit go soon catch U*.....oniranu. Oshi...see his. Otondo hed#

dossylvanus:
Yes. Just back from DR Congo.

Buh d hunt av not stopped oo.....saw tonyx4x44 carrying gun all abt....wetin u do d guy sef

whodohgeepee:
padi mi tor sure ju nairabet lor... one babe want make ah vex for u sha buh e nor go work...how u dey?

No mind d babe jare....I no knw wetin dey worry am......I dey kampe,

donasere:
Some women wii come and break homes and will confidently say dem no send anybody papa! Where is goldenone?? Make she come finish her survey!

Dats by d way!!!

Keribaby I can see u are really shocked bout d events of the day!

Well elmisti had been tru some hardships of late and unfortunately distance made the heart grow cold and lonely so mobi18 who we all blived was too holy fooled erry1 and warmed elmistis heart and Erm bed. So he chose her.
Well u know d saying at any point in time after u fall for one person u find urself falling for anoda pick the second person coz if u truly luffed the 1st u wouldn't fall for the second.

Well enough said!!


We await EL MOBI 7star hotel on 3500.
Elmisti I done buy penthouse suite ooo..


Last bullet: if it feels right bleeping do it!

Tanx for having my back bro.....keribaby...com. And lern good sense of judgement hia!

ademasta:
Jez like thet? Ok, erm..erm... Did you now welcom his declaration? ***nobodi go hear us***

Choi! Even dis onishina sombori dat we still catch on fridy night sharing kisses with one pekus. Sef dey put mouth for my matter....u beta go insyd b4 I open ya book like dem opened saraki own.....shior!

goldenone:
But swidy men sef can fraustrate! You just stop toasting us the moment you have us on the palm of ur hands! My bf once told me sheybi am not a new found love when he was unable to take me out one time like that! Why cant you just keep treating us like a new found love and watch us satisfy ur every need i repeat every

Madam, treat ya slf new and u shall be treated so.......relationships ends when one party gets too comfortable in his head and blvs he nailed d other.....constantly showing u r still a good catch makes up for ny infidelious thought

Samapoh:
it will be a good tin if Dolafunmi castrate u..... nd mobi18...dre ar lots of guys here nah...why do u av to chose an e-married man??...

Choi!...even dis snail!....keribaby...see wat u av caused oo......and to think I can be less democratic abt dis sef.....dis toro tin com dey jam talk for my front anyhw.......Mobi and u say I shld nt shoot any1

KeriBaby:
Hahahaha
Choi
U funny af


Elmisti made a post about how y'all are now e-dating if you're not interested in the relationship shebi u wee make ur own lengthy post abt how u are not interested

This geh is crayyyy!.....can sm1. Put something in her mouth

According. To the page number....beware of two(2) four(4) one(1) nine(9) on the thread.....I wnt mention monikers ooooo

whodohgeepee:
elmisti ehen come hia

Boss man!

donasere:
Haywire1 come carry our ikd broda go awse ooo!!!!

Kikikiki.....haywire1, me kid broda.......drags out my 49mm

JibrilJunior:
Royal weeds Inc.
Meanwhile,
Wetin be Benilin with Codeine ? Sumbody wan gimme drink today...

Kikiki....that's one dope sh*t pple drink nowadays....chemical filled

donasere:
I swear if I neva respect u b4....u just earned it!!!!!


I wish erry1 could be this insightful and speak from a none bias point of view.
#kudos!

Lolz.............*rush bak inside*......*looking for the last combo I smoked*

itoski:
fergie era I respected dem but wit van gay hell no!!!!

Lol, its normal....buh make saturday judge am first b4 I stat to rake

Blessedgurl:
Nah to buy t-shirts remain o. And the only shopping I would be doing for you is to buy you a bottle of Magic Moment. If we would go with stream 1.

Lol, u surely know how to spoil a guy....hope we get enuf fruits in camp...I will show u d magic in magic moment...

DonPsymon:
Lol


thought Arsenal fans were reasonable sha sha


Dem no d argue anyhow...


My Arsenal buddy told me the other day... He won't argue with me till they sack Wenger... Any sane Arsenal fan shouldn't argue publicly at all.


*If na history we pas dem
*If na form we d top league
*If na money we pas dem
*if na fans we pas dem
*If na stadium our own big pas dem

They can't just base their arguments on anything

Na why I kuku ignore that dude that time

Lol....arsenal Man u is nt smtn debatable na....am an arsenal fan....I respect Man U, and liverpool....the rest in england are my juniors....Man U and liverpool r seniors.....but currently...we ar equalz...as it is a new dawn in England... ....Fergie gone, wenger spends, Chelsea average, liverpool struggling, Man city fluke

Blessedgurl:
Oya nor vex. I don leave the matter

Cool....hwz prprtn for Ogun....shey u av. Done all neccesary shopping for two

Zeeenas:
Hmm Elmisti,is it dis easy 2 brk up,nd 2 tynk ur luv goes way bk.nd from d luk of tynz, mobi18 neva saw dis coming.

Break kini....see zeeenas oooo.....abeg me no get. Heart....why una no even pity me sef....na like dis una wicked reach

dossylvanus:
Meaning?

Tonyx4x44......come and see oooo....silver back is back.....silverback is back silverback is back!

Wait sef,,,,,all dis INEC pple wey carry our ballot box go since yestdai....wia dem dey na......lemme call. That flex12 boy

KeriBaby:
Whodohgeepee See ur name sef


I had no idea we were beefing sef

U don finally sub ur 10mb ba

Kikiki....hw u sabi say na wetin him and hin boo dey do b dat

Blessedgurl:
Why me nor go talk. Abi you don forget how we dey buy lands for each other ni. Anyway if its a publicity stunt errm......

Buh u jst jump into blaming me and mobi na

haywire1:
Weed everywhere
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Kikiki.....It is jibriljunior that declared surplus ooo

Blessedgurl:
Mobi18.... I saw what you wrote o. Even if you have modified it. Dunno what you did to the broda but as the saying goes "Na broom wey dem take sweep first wife commot house nai dem go still use for the second wife".
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Enjoy it while it lasts. Seems like this your new profile pics incited the broda (Elmisti) to declare his assets.

Kikiki...see ya life...ddnt even know she changed her pix.....mobi...y ddnt u informme abt d new vintage

omitooguns:




Ooookay na so


Bharkarh time to put dos Bull-Dozers into action oo....


@ dolafunmi no need to get a lawyer ooo...because MRS Justice Mobi18 b one of them.


Just watch wat Twins Bull-dozers can do @ El-Mobi Holdings abi wetin dem call am...

U don mean to demolish EL dola no b today...but bro...I nd dolafunmi ar jst major share holders of d place and we reside dere....let naughtylagosguy, jibriljunior, donasere catch ur ass....

Blessedgurl:
Elmisti why are you doing this. Did you accidentally mixed all the flavoured weed and smoked it.


It would be unfair to this family to see e-baes breaKing up.

No wonder Haywire1 wanted to end this shit.



But thanks to Jah that we still gat some true e-lovers.

Choi....even you!....the last person I expect dis frm!....biko nu...I dnt owe u an explanation but lemme tell you what will be unfair to dis family....it is when people in discomfort can't come out clean wit dier problems cuz of the fear of bn judged.....hope dolafunmi com arnd soon nd surprise u all wit her speech

KeriBaby:
Mobi8 et Elmisti are you people e-dating or nah






Make una give us an anonymous answer

Mobi18....come and clear d gal jare

omitooguns:



Now the movie is going to season 2....


So, una don finally downside dolafunmi ..


..so na True all along sha...El-Mobi Inc or na Plc ok na Holdings


Breaking News: Mobi18 Hooks Elmisti


ok.....Nexxxxxxt!



Mrs El- Dolafunmi b Business woman....she can always get another mafian Lord


....Hmmm...I don talk am b4 say Elmisti dey eye Mobi18...


Ok....Mobi18 wen is d wedding...i no wan carry am Over


Mrs Justice Mobi18 Elmisti....i doff my cap ooo

See ya. Mouth.....oniranu sombori....shomboleyoke.......come wedding com chop rat poison na!.....make I see U near ma side

mobi18:
no u cant ooo... shes still a sister gurl even if she didnt believe me............

*retract*.....*hubby mode*.....m sorry....

KeriBaby:


Promiscuous man

Kikiki....*looking round for ya E-boo to notify him dat am gonna shoot U*.....*and den u dnt av one*........Mobi18....can I?