₦airaland Forum

Faithluv5:
Oh my gosh,,ave missed all of u on nairaland o. Sorry dey banned me for more Dan 5days. My goons here,did ya'll miss me
cc: elmisti,ademasta,hilsocial,keribaby,harinholar,mobi18, and most especially my e-boo Whodohgeepee, et al

Abeg, I don tell u b4 say I no be goon na

dammyllare:
20k

BRO, if you go gree take money aftr call up

babatawa:
you took that right outta ma mouth

only that you dont get to use the possessive pronoun MY

babatawa:
person vex you ni? ...

Gidi gan

Where is my Mobi18....

babatawa:
Sweetheart you see ehn Cheating is Devils Work

the thing is just that you (ladies) should always forgive us(guys) whn it happens

Weyrey.....na devil pple like una go blame wen u go bleep woman outsyd....if she get belle, na God wish...if she born na still God, pikin turn president na God......oniranu agbalagba....make I hear u talk devil again

wamenzy:
Hhahahahahaa dis kind condition no b here ohhh..... wat if u see it and u dnt pay.... na 50:50 ohhh.. all my hope is in God... he will give me my desired state.. Team Enugu

Lol, I dnt av a rsn nt to pay aftr service rendered

unlimitedelite:
Just 5 more days to go for 2015 Batch B PCM
To work on your posting to your favorite states apart from Lagos and FCT both are filled up now ,
Age exemption and
NYSC exclusion problems
contact: 08163248019

NO more FCT and LAGOS available...

Unless you are the programmer of the new nysc portal interface, or you ar d only son of DG, and u can prove any...I will contact you...or u can render d service and I wnt pay untill I confirm its done on my call up letter....which one can u do I want Ogun state

muhyideenabdul:
what is PMB pls

President Muhamadu Buhari

mobi18:
morning house..happy independence day and happy new mnth... greater things to come ijn ..amen

Amen!

mistabiola:
★★★Your lines are too whack... You got no stuff.... Gherarahea ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Bleep!....*in MI voice*...undisputed champion, mistabiola can't keep it on...mistabiola can test me..mistabiola can't trash me.....go home....surrender accepted

mistabiola:
★★★***In Drake's Voice*** Elmisti || Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, not again.....** Yeah, I learned the game from Mistabiola Genius- You can never check me*** Back to back for elmisti that didn't get the message*** Back to back like I'm on the cover of Lethal Weapon*** Back to back like I'm Jordan '96, '97 Whoa,*** very important and very pretentious*** When I look back I might be mad that I gave you attention.... ||You're my boi anyways ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

*in 2face voice*...As u see me so, I no send U ooo, I mind my own biznes and I dnt giv a shit...I aint feeln u ooo !

hilsocial:

Special Info.

If your state do not have a representative in PMB's B15 stream A ministerial list , then, you may likely be in stream B in NYSC.

Xcozee, 2el, Gazaliah, babatawa, elmisti, haywire1 , keribaby, rmfunky check ur states

I want to understand you

mistabiola:
★★★ ****In Dbanj's Voice**** See as you fat, I no dey lie; you dey yarn nonsense** I no care if you be weed seller, you dey talk nonsense*** Make you no dey talk nonsense*** Please don’t tell me nonsense*** I’ve been in the game for so long... I still dey make sense.. Ti elmisti ba ta felefele... Se radarada* rederede, wanranwanran.... Eyin boys: egba oju e.. ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

*in 2face voice*.....If you not talking money, u r talking bullshit...my time is money so dnt u dare abuse. It!

mistabiola:
★★★ ****In Psquare's voice*** As I dey enter {enter}** Na saw, I saw elmisti just dey mental {mental}*** Cos he dey feel my instrument {mental}*** Everybody to the center {center}...... U go see danger {danger wahala dey}*** I say You go see danger {danger wahala}**** tonyx4x44, see danger {danger wahala dey}*** dossylvanus, see danger {danger wahala dey}*** Wahala dey sleep elmisti wan wake am.. ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

*in Dbanj voice*.......won ron e wa ko wa te, eru o ba e o fe ba mi ta tete....O. Jo ra loju u ma ja sa fefe....u knw wat d score is seveeeeeen--Zero....( 7-0)

mistabiola:
★★★***In Rick Ross voice*** IF YOU DEY CRAZE...OH BOY NO BRING YOUR CRAZE COME MY SIDE..COZ WHEN CRAZE MEET CRAZE...UR CRAZE GO HIDE...SO HOLD UR SIDE..... ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

*in trey songz voice*.........you aint shit!

mistabiola:
★★★Ademasta is having a tight schedule.... #BusyDoingGreatThings While Elmisti is busy trading weed @ Tarmac ★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

*in fela voice*....wahaaalaaaaa u dey find

tk4life:
mistabiola wia ademasta n elmisti dey nau

Yes boss!

tk4life:
Ademasta n elmisti wia una dey itz tym to sing d nigeria national anthem oooo

Arise o compasion!.........

Rossy99:
jst dt d season 2 is scarce for our area here.av u watch d season 2

Sure, since maybe january sef....oya go nd find it

Sammie2310:
#smiles#....wetin u b bfor...no be agric??

*drags out 49mm*....

mobi18:
All dis nysc talk sweet oo,buh 1 thing kips bodaring me, maami dey sell hot water? kos seriously,i go nid to dey buy if dem gree sell.. ask me y? i no fit use cold water baff,no be forming oo buh my body dey react to cold water and reain.. i jes dey fink am since

Ar u srz ryt now?...I don't do cold water too, excpt its a running shower, cuz my hand cnt pour cold water on my body...I was thinking will jst av to work my life out till I can willingly take a cold bathe....and I hope enuf tea go quench d cold sharp b4 pple stat caln me Agric....

donasere:
Make hin carry atm machine join body too oo with photocopyin machine....

I go tell am....buh POS available...nt forgetting he will be renting out bulldozers too

mobi18:
abi naw..... ,how was ur day dear?

Superb and urs??

donasere:
Lmao Na charging business hin wan go do ni

± laundry, viewn center and bakery.....

donasere:
Ahhhhh........na to sharply buy I pas my neighbor oo

Na mikano chimajii go carry com camp....

DonPsymon:
Lol baba I go try the movie


And you no like 24
Jack Bauer the escape death you the complain


Lucas Hood for Banshee the do wetin How many times he get lucky?

The ish for 24 I like na the setting, the concept, the suspense... That ish is sophisticated bro...

No be like banshee wey na 1 small town... Erything just d revolve around Kai Practor and Lucas Hood...

If you check well, all this movie ish na preference... Me na crime be the genre I d like well well... Na why most of the movies for there be crime.

Make we no argue am...na both of us get arguing points....

donasere:
Baba elmisti aw fa? Dis one wey u don dey find power bank u don dey get set for camp?

Wetin man go do. As person don sama me tori say to charge for camp na anoda task on its own......and my phone na my surest paadi..I no dey like make he die anyhw

tolustx:
Pls, for all who care to know, a power bank for ur fone is not unnecessary! It will be of great benefit for u if u have one. I learnt my lesson in camp. I chrged my blackberry for #50 daily and my nokia like every 3 days for d same #50. Pple who had foresight however brought power banks and charging d power bank to full capacity went for the same price of chrging a fone.
So u cn charge ur powerbank to full capacity nd use it for two - three days, thereby, cutting a lotta cost u shud ve incurred. Immediately I returned to lagos, I bought. 10000MAH powerbank for mysef. Now I've got confidence anywhere I go, and anytime.

Jah bless you broda....lemme go reason how powerbank go comot

Rossy99:
sleepy hollow is very interesting.av jst finish watching season 1

Y head is dere.....oya go nd get d next season

tonyx4x44:

1 packet flavoured risla N/A
Peruvian and Jamaican 1 bale each
2 light
1 Nairabet account
scrabble board
6 packets Dr Jones or Durex jeans
1 PS Vita
1 Mouthwash
loading...

Kikiki....surely NB acnt comin wit me...dnt av tym for cheap talks.....chess board...if I catch ur ass for scrabble, 7 premiums no go save U....that mouthwash go sure pass wasting tym wit closeup......durex jeans Na.. Am a saint....weed, no one smoke rech boki soldiers....PS...I no get...will jst jejely manage my half screen bold5

SirMalik:
u getit, my guy dey rock this airjordan go office, time no dey

Hahahaha....badt boys....