₦airaland Forum

mobi18:
lol.... kai,c as u yaff made me a villain overnite,,buh issorait,i bear no grudges against u,afteral its u

Babie gal, u knw d media will always talk....not to hurt us, but to make money....its what we av to pass tru as we both ar state personalities....u just av to stay strng and on ur feet.......dere ar no villains in dis story...buh trust pple to create one

KeriBaby:
Hahaha
U didn't tell him to leave his wife with ur words but I bet you did with ur waist and actions

Kikiki....Na wetin ya eyes see make u talk oooo!....rmbr she is d president and am now a full time baron

JibrilJunior:
Na wen guys wan lie
Oyinbo go start to show for mouth
....
Elmisti werey
Aw many bags of weed you smoke before you gallant this morning?

LMAO!.....na a whole oxford 16th edition I take wrap one indiana jones mixed with jamaican king kong I light com take wet one make vegetable

donasere:
Oh true!!......



***long time effect of 512***

Lol.....u shld never taste swiph b dat....na 1870 u go dey live

mistabiola:
Lmaooooo

Kikikiki.....na u Bold am oooo!

donasere:
You be my padi anytime anyday but I still blive u shoulda waited till after d awards......

Voting ended yestdai bro....

To all of U pple making Mobi18 d villain of dis story....please stop s she did nothing wrong.....and abt dolafunmi....we understand well it is nt a brk up, it is jst mere disintegration or de-confederation, she undrstands well and will make sure our bizness dnt fold up...so all investors should rest well, EL DOLA will still complete the september bookings, buh m not sure of the nxt month....

donasere:
So her job was to mistakenly fill in for dolafunmi abi.... and turn 1nyt stand into invitation to be bed mate??....



Gehs and dia antics sha!










Well I think dis should disqualify d best couple category for el-dola sha

Kikiki...lemme clear d air...I av calculated d probability of EL DOLA in d. Couples award and d chances ar very slim....buh that we even made it to d finalz is one achievement.....when u think ademaxta and harin didn't make it

JibrilJunior:
Elmisti ..... Dat loff part never concern me yet
....
I have over 5 billion shares in El-Dola ... What happens to my money now .....

Will sort bizness out later, dnt panic, dolafunmi is very liberal....

mobi18:
yezzzzzzzzzzzzz..let d people know..its best for the states

*clears throt*....*tap mic*



Welcome ladies and gentlemen of the press, Today I officially resign my position as the the executive president of the thread estates and transfer the ownership of the IDP to the state....It is no more news that me and my ex-vice Mobi18 have a connection, which I mst say made serving the state much more easier...however, some aprokos and amebos of this awse av made issues out of it and in order to put an end to this media assassination by dem...I have decided to declare publicly that MOBI18 is my E-boo with immedite effect and she will be taking up d post of president, on the other hand Dolafunmi is a very loving lady but her ambitions ar way too much for a lady who av to care for me...I wish. Her d best, nd also believe we could work something out on EL DOLA holdings......plenty appreciation to my friend aare2050 and naughtylagosguy......I hear by announce that. Future properties shall be EL MOBI.......

I still remain, your one and only green dealer....EL MISTI.....





*drops mic*...............*look round for the first person to stone me*

Choi...I think chimajii should come and lock dis thread....make I jst go drink water, una put rocket for thread come zoom am like dis bah?.....really do appreciate dose angels that got me plots on 2k4......



Mobi18....now let's come out of hiding and share d news wit d media...I av dropd my resignation as president and will jst face d oda bizness full time....shey I shld let dem know?

I have to make one announcement on page 2k4.....where is Mobi18 and Jglad

bharkarh:
Since everybody dey build Farms, Guest Houses, PCM Transport Unit, IDP Camps, Apartments, etc. I have decided to build a shopping mall where you can get all necessities for camp at a cheaper rate.
The more you buy, the lesser the price!

Hahahaha.....weyrey boy....see wia ya life. End....from ambitious estate owner to omo igbo boutique.....oniranu sombori....abeg u get Always and rough rider...plus. 30 set of panties.....I wan buy am dash. One geh hia

Good morrow err1

DonPsymon:
Welcome to the house bro


NB: don't take anything too personal... At times na Elmisti weed peeps the dey on

Isit me or. U ar sayn evry rascal on dis thread ar a direct result of my weed...wat bt d ambassadors...no beme dey supply dem tooni....Xcozee and Hilsocial ar gud ambassadors and dem dey kush wella...especially 2el!

Samapoh:
u wan stop me.... remember say I get dogs ooo..

ROTF....dogs....bingo What an insult on ma personality....lemme arrange my ondo and clabaar boys hia......on a second thought...I need to make sacrifice to d God of iron....ur dogs ar d perfect kind

Samapoh:
Acquiring Land for my castle




























This Land in not for sale

































Beware of 419




























Too Small






















Need to Acquire more

































Beware of Dogs















Construction will start soon...

Mbanu......u can't build anytn on d road....

See as rich vegetarians ar chilling......am hearing yaa news in village ooo......

hilsocial:
Elmisti, u see am, na only babatawa he go recognise as staff, cm make we see dat waterside land gv am. I sure say erisegun go manipulate documents sharp sharp so far we gv am 10%.

Ehn ehn.....make we scatter tarmac na.....be like sayhe wan loose some wind screen abi

hilsocial:
Emm, elders wetin una think no be to scam am give am land for waterside mapped for second 9ja bridge, e be like he get enough money as he wan buy land when his allawee na just 19.8k. Xcozee, elmisti and haywire1 wetin una think shebi we don sell day waterside land to FG, abeg process document make we gv am collect money , nxt yr make he begin go court with FG, wetin concern begger and tax. See am, he wan win presidential award he no hear DG disqualify plenty corpers whey de nominated for redeployment, de dia.

Na free transport for me and my boys.......oya make he build am as lng aas he recognize STAFF

donasere:
Correct person!!!!.....


We even get business!!!....



make I come sponsor October own!!!!





Na pipu wey dey lagos camp exactly 30days from nao go follow me finish mami!

Sharp guy, october pikins no too plenty

dossylvanus:
Elmisti.... Report here NOW!

Holla......u jst dey get light too bah

donasere:
Ilorin loun loun!!.....abeg call elmisti make we use el dola

Leave am.....well since na September born ( mass production child).......people don sponsor their birthdays already...so un fit fall in EL DOLA.....all weeds and drinks will still be paid for ooo!

haywire1:
I enter thread, spread mat for floor, carry amala + ewedu chaiii for front na ibadan style for tonite


Why den plenty like this, abi una miss road

Elmisti u fvck up today gan, u neva deliver me flavoured sh1t today nah

#

Elders have blacklisted. You, I cnt sell u sh*t no more......contact dem and bring a new letter of approval......sorry for the inconvenience

hilsocial:
No abeg, on what ground do u prefer Russia, arms, nuclear power or G5? Russia is not among developed countries.

Not developed, but a major enemy of capitalism.....smtymx I get stuck between capitalist nd Socialist...buh @ d end of d dai...I jst say 4k IT, I want d russia style...Rigid, authentic and powerful...

hilsocial:
If only 9ja go be like Germany u wont bother going to US.

Tah!....d only country in europe I want 9ja to be like is RUSSIA

SPDAZZY:
FRONT PAGE!
VOTE SpDazzy for Ghost Member

Cc hilsocial......u see what I was talking abt

hilsocial:
Lets behave like Germany boss.

Germany is not worth emulating jare.....make we do US tinz....

hilsocial:
Easy o i hope u de watch wetin migrants de do for Europe now. De no de send o. 2el, physika , omitooguns and haywire1 abeg sup our borders i hope pple de register for our list.

Me no be liberal person na....I dey radical pass. Trump sef.......abeg lock our border make em no. Com spoil our alredy developed nation....

donasere:
Where is chimajii wen he is needed!!!!.......Oga come lock gate ooo!!!

Omitooguns and Haywire1 where una card reader dey....make una begin screen all dis pipu

Elmisti abeg where is d key to IDP camp

Collect key for physika hand....make all dis pple no go destroy person property sef....

seun305:
Dem no even I.D sef

Dem no. Wetin??.....oya carry all of dem go. IDP. Camp....abi wch kindd immigration nonsense b dat....lemme talk to aare2050 and physika

seun305:
*grabs him by trouser*
Come baq and allocate room to this homeless pple wandering about ooo

Choi......shey dey brt enuf cash sha.....rooms dey open for EL DOLA and EL DOLA 2k2.......left mansion go don full ooo