Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,227 members, 7,818,772 topics. Date: Monday, 06 May 2024 at 02:19 AM

Elobaba's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Elobaba's Profile / Elobaba's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Romance / Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Elobaba: 8:51am On Jul 06, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
I can give you location so you can come and see it and also feel it, so you'll know it's real not fake. Please, I only want solution, nothing else.

Won't mind the location. Seeing might be believing. �

Seriously though, ask the fashion or clothes people na.
Education / Re: UNIBEN - 2016/2017 Postgraduate Application Form Is Out by Elobaba: 5:21pm On Nov 09, 2016
nkakp:


https:///Jingv9RKMEiC0hT1qv7U3c

thanks. but I don't know how to join with that url. can't I just chat your number. or just add my number
Education / Re: UNIBEN - 2016/2017 Postgraduate Application Form Is Out by Elobaba: 1:09am On Nov 09, 2016
Pls the myuniben.org is asking for utme reg/ appl no?
don't think that applies here.
and pls can some one add me to the whatsapp group. 08035460128. will be highly appreciated.
Education / Re: UNIBEN - 2016/2017 Postgraduate Application Form Is Out by Elobaba: 1:02am On Nov 09, 2016
has any one gotten admission to phd computer science?
Education / Re: UNIBEN - 2016/2017 Postgraduate Application Form Is Out by Elobaba: 3:50pm On Oct 20, 2016
Has the list for Phd computer science been released?
Education / Re: UNIBEN - 2016/2017 Postgraduate Application Form Is Out by Elobaba: 3:48pm On Oct 20, 2016
Good day house. Please can anyone add me to the whatsapp group 08035460128. Thanks.
Romance / Re: Can You Fight For Your Spouse's Right In Public? by Elobaba: 7:07pm On Jan 04, 2013
obadiah777: IN FACT HERE IS A SIMILAR CASE

DEUTERONOMY 25 VS 11 If two men are fighting with each other, and the wife of one steps in to rescue her husband from the one striking him, and she puts out her hand and grabs his genitals,you are to cut off her hand. Don't show any pity." <<<<< grin grin grin YOU LUCKY YOUR WIFE DONT LIVE IN THAT ERA. BOTH HER FEET WOULD HAVE BEEN CUT OFF FOR STEPPING OUT OF THE CAR grin grin grin

if she grabs d 'cores'.......understand?
So provided no 'cores' grabbing, battle continual.
....laughing.........
.
.
After-thought:
Guess dats why Jesus came to rescue us from the bondage of the law

1 Like

Romance / Re: Can You Fight For Your Spouse's Right In Public? by Elobaba: 7:00pm On Jan 04, 2013
obadiah777: IF YA WIFE RACED OUT OF THE CAR BEFORE YOU, THEN THE GUY DID YOU A FAVOR BY SLAPPING HER. IN THE MIDDLE EAST SHE WILL GET HER NECK CUT FOR TRYNA ACCOST A MAN. SHE IS LUCKY ALL SHE GOT WAS A HOT SLAP. sad

IF YOU CANT KEEP YA WIFE UNDER CONTROL SOMEONE ELSE WILL

i prayyy......
Tank God say we no dey take dat kain spoil 4 here.
Kill her 4 accosting a man........hiss....
Na only God go know the kain despoil wey dey go on der:@

1 Like

Romance / Re: Can You Fight For Your Spouse's Right In Public? by Elobaba: 6:49pm On Jan 04, 2013
₱®ÌИСΞ:


revenge is best served cold...

na ice cream?
Fashion / Re: Patience Jonathan's "Stunning" Look In Pink Kaftan [PHOTO] by Elobaba: 5:57pm On Jan 04, 2013
ogugua88:

[size=13pt]Kai. I pray your meds get NAFDAC number o. FLOTUS Obama is the epitome of class and elegance, and you wan compare am to who again? undecided[/size]

sorry oo....but na who be FLOTUS
Politics / Re: Did Azazi Supply Arms To Niger Delta Militants? by Elobaba: 8:56pm On Jan 02, 2013
.................sigh.........

Dem no dey know finish.
Unless there is a public trial, we cant truly know. It could be true or it could be a case of 'not as it seems', or just plain falsehood. We dont have the late General to respond so lets move on, pray for our country and improve her in our various spheres.


Nigeria.......a nation to tear shirt for? Maybe
Programming / Re: Where Are The Java Programmers? by Elobaba: 1:19pm On Apr 14, 2010
please i really need someone to help me know the industrial application of java in nigeria. plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Family / Re: Marriage: What Part Of The Bed Should A Man Sleep On (right Or Left) by Elobaba: 12:33pm On Apr 08, 2010
bee444:




You guys should just keep your quiet. @poster has raised a very sensitive but important issue here, and all y'all could say were the highlighted words above.

Psychologically, only dominants and dictatorial women chooses what side of the bed to sleep on. If your woman always say 'move inside' to you, then she's got an attitude; a hypothetical construct that represents an individual like or dislike for a thing. Authoritarian relationship lays emphasis on control and decision making.

My point, the edge of the bed should always be for the guys (that means you have an edge, you're in control, you're protective of her). When anything happens, the guy should be the one to get out of the bed first, then the wife. That means easy access for the guy to turn on the light, respond to emergencies and shield the wife.


If I came to your bedroom, I'd prefer to see your husband in the front, then you at the back. Forget about civilisation or equality watch, guys should always be at the front.

These biological concepts are relevant to both human and animal behavior, and they can be used to explain authoritarianism in scientific, rather than pejorative terms.


Na wah!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United (4) Vs Bayern Munich (4) Live From Old Trafford, 7th April, 7:45pm by Elobaba: 12:22pm On Apr 08, 2010
Emperoh:


I don't talk to faceless fans. . . . identify yourself!!!
Or rather, where do u belong!!


I will clarify:
I was really grateful for man u defeat yesterday. I actually danced after Robben's goal.
Good riddance to Man U and EPL.
They dont deserve the hype they get.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United (4) Vs Bayern Munich (4) Live From Old Trafford, 7th April, 7:45pm by Elobaba: 10:51am On Apr 08, 2010
Carrick this Rafael that. . . . abeg men!!
We didn't come up to lose. . . .who woulda done better?

Lets take it as it is. . . .you win some u lose some!!
I am only sad about some bad belle EPL club fans rooting for others to lose cos they lost!!!
We and una no be mate!!!!

We went out with pride!!!

See you guys next season!!!

Dayo, Muki for the evening!! Game?

Consolation, pls keep going out with or without pride every time.
Bye Bye
Programming / Re: Where Are The Java Programmers? by Elobaba: 10:26am On Apr 08, 2010
what is in j2ee? pls i'm supposed to be doing a training on it. i would like to know if anyone has an idea what it entails and business/job spaces for j2ee fellas. tanks
Family / Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by Elobaba: 4:01pm On Apr 07, 2010
a colleague on hearing the topic, just told a story of how an elderly neighbour called him to "message" him. As he was talking he kept farting, but continued inspite of his obvious discomfort the man was just "delivering". Not related to parents, just really funny wink

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 32
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.