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@shcash, tanx for the links
@lanre, how can i get the links?

My concern is not even about what he's gonna go thru, but everytime you get on a plane now, everybody on it is a potential bomber (not only arabs anymore) and you are not safe until it touches down. Abeg make technology quick reach level wey we go dey dissappear and re-appear at the other end

chux,
stil waiting for ur mail

Hi Guyz,

Do anyone know where i can get a good software to hide my IP address. Am in a place where there is restriction on sites like skype & vbuzzer, and all the ones i ve seen online requires the use of my credit card before i can get them, which am not so cool with.

Emirate still has one of the best in-flight entertainment, at least compare to Lufthansa that i flew with to the states last month, i was forced to buy a novel to read on board for the return trip

learnt oceanic format today is, if u cant logon(if your account has been disabled), it means you have been laid off. there is so much tension in their banking hall since they dont know when it will end

Chei! u don finish romade xmas be dat

desktop:
Can we all now see where the aboki has led us to?
Everything happening now i can bet you he never envisaged. This is just a repeat of the failed banks era.
Soon customers will cease to deal with these banks then what happens?
Total closure, even those who dont make the list will only in a matter of time be exd!

How do you sack ppl cos their accounts are in red?
Is it now against the law to be broke?
God abeg O!

In red means being in debit and not just being broke. Its like giving yourself an unauthorised loan because you are a staff. I was with FirstBank till 2008 and we have it like an unwritten rule, any staff that has his or her account goes into debit will be summoned to face a panel at the head office

B.Sc in Environmental Biology ( crop protection/ agric science), same for the masters degree too

Hi house,

What can a woman who is through with child raising, in her late thirties and resides permanently in the UK go into for a career. She's with a master's degree but with no working experience. This is not about me cos am a guy, but your advice will be appreciated

FBS:
Strange Rubin made them look like sh!t.
Heck, I love Footie.

That's life mehn, nobody wins them all but the fact is stil obvious

Krayola:
Funny how we stomped on Chelsea en route to our last 2 trophies . . . . We do respect you . . . but fear? That shit ain't in our vocab!!

Pls help me tell him again, we rock and the whole world knows

to the haters, how wud u imagine BARCA crashing out of the league, can yaradua be sent to go stay in ikorodu?

@cristalz, chelsea will only be applyin for a doom if they re lookin for a rematch

all these injury gist is not a good story, i better start fasting now till the end of the match. barca must win, even if na ref support

i dont want you flex

@flex, who is the addict here? with ur 'sex' in capital letters shows u like it

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what’s wrong, and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, “For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’. When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me again, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ so again I take a ‘or what’. So you see doc when I get home I’m all tired out, and I don’t want it any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “So are we going to tell your husband or what?”

A young, intelligent medical student specializing in sexual disorders decides to take a tour of a local clinic. Eager to impress a future doctor, the chief resident shows him around the facility.

While discussing current cases and the facility, they stumble across a patient masturbating in his room. “What condition does he have?” the student asks. “He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder,” the resident replies. “If he doesn’t ejaculate 20-30 times a day, he’ll become confused and disoriented.”

As the pair continue their tour, the student walks past another room and sees a patient with his pants around ankles, receiving MouthAction from a beautiful nurse. “What about him?” the student asks. “What’s his story?”

“Oh, it’s the same condition,” the doctor replies. “He just has a better health plan.”

Ashawo like you

dis una after clas don dey too much sef

why una never giv address, abi na univ club party? make i begin dey fast from today

false

sweetliet:
@elowa
which pix. u no dey fear abi?

mba, just want to use it as a screen saver.

_{* leaves quietly b4 den corrupt me*} abeg rememb to take pix and send it to me

am fine uncle

im mama like am like dat (even if monkey no fine)

Hey! Stop fighting

try 3263442. the last number multiply by the next one i.e 1806x1807

blissieng:
someone seems to be having a rather wet dream!

Guess you are talking based on experience

@ ble
u can get a glass to read the posts b4 yours or u think say i wan steal your shine