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why u no come popular like am reach make u enter novel. Dbanj don talk say ''ori yato sori''

So no more vacancy for lola side unless romade resigns. Hope clemcy is not reading this

U don work for lola yansh too?

oliver twist

what else?

u forget say na me interview u wen u wan cross go clemsy's workshop

minus the leg

e be like say romade don work for the milk factory before sef

how i go take steering wey romade go take engine, shd be vice versa

The one clemcy gave syl

D1KeleVra:
*mcheew*

Na wa o, you even sabi spell am. tseeew

so u wan allow one program collect two nice ones from ur hand, guy think well

kelewa wetin do ur mouth

but we are not sure you didn't

go learn how to drink

Tell her to use clemsy or romade for the last name

Stop fighting nah! i go share efrybody out of the car

While the nuts are women

romade, guess u ve ur eyes on the cadillac but i trust ur clemsy

i go with the males

mba, or i missed 12.789 % out of 100. Anyhow, clemsy wey my reward

@ amma
Think u shd ve numbered them for clarity on ch one has bin answered. My answers are as follows;
2. Legs
4. Firetruck
5.hunt, punt, runt, aunt
6. deficate
7. fork
9.bait
10. surname

some pple are meant to be kept in jail. tseeew

aristole:
elowa.U're discharged

How many years have u spent dr?

Freedom at last

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman


DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7, 0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support

Cos a normal human beign wud have removed the plug in the bathtub instead. Hope i dont nid a bed as well?

lomade, i go tell papa for village say na wetin u dey do b dis

where is baketmouth?

guy, take the money abeg