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Jokes EtcRe: Ivan, The Russian by elowa: 3:58pm On Apr 08, 2009
stop wasting space and go back to work
Jokes EtcRe: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by elowa: 3:24pm On Apr 08, 2009
u re welcome, shooters for life
Jokes EtcRe: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by elowa: 3:11pm On Apr 08, 2009
am waitin for romade to finish
Jokes EtcRe: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by elowa: 3:05pm On Apr 08, 2009
anyhow, his time is almost up
Jokes EtcRe: The School Boy And His Goat. by elowa: 2:58pm On Apr 08, 2009
sharp boy
Jokes EtcRe: A Very Good Yoke! by elowa: 11:20am On Apr 07, 2009
studio and his dirty mind
Jokes EtcRe: Who Kidnapped It!1 by elowa: 11:11am On Apr 07, 2009
try using sleeping pills, lazy chic
PoliticsRe: Shocker: ICPC Clears Lawmaker, Says Forgery Is Petty Offence by elowa: 10:16am On Apr 07, 2009
If we continue to have such people as leaders, then Nigeria will never be a better place
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes From The Gutters Ajekpako by elowa: 1:40pm On Apr 06, 2009
lola, answer me quick abeg
Jokes EtcRe: New Japanese Magazine by elowa: 1:26pm On Apr 06, 2009
romade:
na dat kain tyn gabry sabi
and na dat kind thin u dey like luk
Jokes EtcRe: SEE YOUR FRONT TEETH! by elowa: 12:43pm On Apr 01, 2009
@ scorp
The matter pass this one?
Jokes EtcRe: Have You Been Fooled Today? by elowa: 12:39pm On Apr 01, 2009
round two begins you guys are stil on the same point.
Jokes EtcRe: SEE YOUR FRONT TEETH! by elowa: 12:11pm On Apr 01, 2009
this is one of gabby's april fool story
Jokes EtcRe: Marriage Software by elowa: 10:59am On Mar 25, 2009
e be like say sholabank wan start another alaba business for here
Jokes EtcRe: Pregnant Blonde and more jokes by elowa: 10:57am On Mar 25, 2009
u no fit talk
Jokes EtcRe: Second Opinions by elowa: 10:49am On Mar 25, 2009
dirty minded romade
Jokes EtcRe: Apartment On Rent by elowa(op): 10:35am On Mar 25, 2009
Tot it was u and lola
Jokes EtcApartment On Rent by elowa(op): 10:31am On Mar 25, 2009
A businessman met a beautiful woman and agreed to spend the
night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told
her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary
write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the
whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque
for $250 and enclose the following typed note: "Dear Madam: Enclosed find a
cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed
upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the
impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of
heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I
found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any
heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the woman
immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: " Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain
unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not
blame the management. So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to
contact your present landlady."
Jokes EtcRe: Pregnant Blonde and more jokes by elowa: 5:00pm On Mar 24, 2009
blissi, answer the question now or
Jokes EtcRe: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 4:51pm On Mar 24, 2009
fanx u, fanx u
Jokes EtcRe: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 4:47pm On Mar 24, 2009
Tell him to go and collect 3000 at alausa for Tp to go bak village. but den go take him picture so he no go fit come bak lagos
Jokes EtcRe: Second Opinions by elowa: 4:44pm On Mar 24, 2009
i wonder o
Jokes EtcRe: How Dirty Is Your Mind? by elowa: 4:38pm On Mar 24, 2009
Fashola does not need the likes of you on the street of lagos. Go back to your village instead
RomanceRe: Pop-corn Begging Ladies At The Silverbird Cinemas by elowa: 3:58pm On Mar 24, 2009
grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Innovative Ideas For Suicide(pictures) by elowa: 1:39pm On Mar 24, 2009
make e comot my name then
Jokes EtcRe: Good Son Gone Bad! by elowa: 1:37pm On Mar 24, 2009
Chei, something is fishy. Romade beware and flee b4 its too late
Jokes EtcRe: Innovative Ideas For Suicide(pictures) by elowa: 1:34pm On Mar 24, 2009
abeg make me ur next of kin first, but hope u get reach 1000

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