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stop wasting space and go back to work |
u re welcome, shooters for life |
am waitin for romade to finish |
anyhow, his time is almost up |
sharp boy |
studio and his dirty mind |
try using sleeping pills, lazy chic |
If we continue to have such people as leaders, then Nigeria will never be a better place |
lola, answer me quick abeg |
romade:and na dat kind thin u dey like luk |
@ scorp The matter pass this one? |
round two begins you guys are stil on the same point. |
this is one of gabby's april fool story |
e be like say sholabank wan start another alaba business for here |
u no fit talk |
dirty minded romade |
Tot it was u and lola |
A businessman met a beautiful woman and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note: "Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the woman immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: " Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady." |
blissi, answer the question now or |
fanx u, fanx u |
Tell him to go and collect 3000 at alausa for Tp to go bak village. but den go take him picture so he no go fit come bak lagos |
i wonder o |
Fashola does not need the likes of you on the street of lagos. Go back to your village instead |
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make e comot my name then |
Chei, something is fishy. Romade beware and flee b4 its too late |
abeg make me ur next of kin first, but hope u get reach 1000 |
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