waywardpikin:


Possibly ooo! Really perceptive of you to ask but when the time is right sha. Not really for NL per se but social media generally. Right now I'm like a ghost.

How u dey na? Missed you.

No problems then. Till the right time.

I dey alright jare. Missed you pass

Awwwwwnnn..you just got me emotional
Thanks for the dedication. I'm honoured

Waywardpikin do you need a social media NL handler

waywardpikin:


Man shall not live by fork alone my brethren. There is also spoon, knife, goat meat, cutlass, etc.

Haqhaqhaq
It's obvious waywardpikin don't have sense

New month greetings oga wayward, wayward shildren and wayward wannabes

.

waywardpikin:


Lol why bodi dey bite you? Where u dey rush go?

Allow the story to cook and simmer. Besides, I'm may or may not be as bad as you imagine.

How bodi? I see you are making great progress on our project.

You can't blame me..I like as e dey hot sturv.
You...may or may not...oh please..my bad boy telling instinct is too strong.

Yass...the project is blossoming.

waywardpikin:

I negatively associate them with drama, high maintenance, heartbreak, chaos, confusion, destruction, entitlement mentality, mind games, mental manipulations, slay queen state of mind, hot cake syndrome and any other stereotype you can think of.

Haba mana

But wayward eh, how much longer before you date one already...the story is supposed to be about all the women you ever dated during nysc. I was hoping by now you would've dated and changed them just like Biggie abi all these meetings is part of laying the foundation for post-camp demonising

waywardpikin:


I saw the photo(s) and gave you a like before you took it down. I was right. You're a serious lepa

PS - You're stunning

*Face covered emoji*
You were supposed to see just one
I insist that my lepa isn't a serious one
Thankio
*runs away forever*

waywardpikin:


sometimes

I know you will be one serious lepa like this

Sometimes sounds like everytime
The lepa isn't that serious joor.

waywardpikin:


One thing most ladies don't get is that it's not all about the endowment. Sometimes, a guy can genuinely like a girl for no reason at all. Even he wouldn't be able to explain it and she may not even be all that. Could be the way she smiles, or talks, something insignificant and the dude is gone.

I like my girls slim and portable. Ass a little above average, boòbs not too big, just the perfect size. Just a sweet, portable girl. Nothing special. All those curves on all those fat chubby ladies that we see these days are just overkill. Something like a highway to hell.

Toyosi was a no no, that's why it was very easy for me to talk to her.

True its not always about the endowment but most guys will rather appreciate that shawty with a highway to hell body thus making it seem like that's about their spec...you can't blame our misconception here.
Haqhaqhaq so you're one of those who find it difficult to converse freely with a lady they like

Wayward my OGFL I'll be consistent yeah.

Nife must've really had a hold on you. Its surprising to know that a well endowed lady like Toyo wasn't your type..then Nife must really be a masterpiece.

Thanks for today's update it's a belle-full package.

waywardpikin:


Yes I have a ton of those surgical masks from work and even they aren't easy to breathe through and that's what I wore. Those tailor made masks are way worse lol.

Basically this ninja lifestyle is just exhausting jare.

Meanwhile aren't you just the worst of the wayward kind of all you could teach a person in igbo it had to be otuocha

waywardpikin:


Lol @ almighty mj crusher. Finish me ooo

Yea that OBS babe was something else. We just seriously disliked each other from the first meeting and we didn't hide it.

It felt weird being outside. And those face masks, they make it so difficult to breathe. Lowkey, I wonder if this COVID-19 is really in Nigeria. Everyone is going about their business as usual. No one really cares. Makes you wonder...

Good morning shugar.

Felt just as weird on my first time being outside.
I respect people I see wearing the tailor made masks tho cos na even manage I dey try manage the surgical masks which seem to be lighter to breath through.

What to do naa? People have cared for as long as they could and it just wasn't easy...life had to continue
The virus is in the country yeah but there are more manipulations to it than meets the eye.

Pleasant noon dear.

Rotfl, I'm imagining how pitiable you looked with the catarrh running down your nose..the almighty mj crusher reduced to a sorry mucus dripping begi begi
Meanwhile that OBS babe must be the real queen bvtch...ahn ahn, the guts to ask what they were waiting for before kicking your humble asses outta camp

Hehe, how did it feel exploring the outside world after a long time indoors

Waywardpikin hope you're fine. No update today?

Dybala11:

I'm not lol, I'm willing to get rotten little though.

Oh wow...goodluck in your quest

Dybala11:

Ahh ahh, are you one of the wayward shidren??

Aren't we all wayward shildren in some way?