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Sports / Re: How Bet9ja Almost Ruined My Life by Elprima(f): 10:13pm On Feb 11, 2021
As my good friend Innocent always says "Bet9ja is a destroyer of destinies."

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi To Kara: You Slept With Your Friend's Husband, Your Privates Smell by Elprima(f): 6:49pm On Feb 11, 2021
apple30:
LOL grin HIM DEY SMELL AM EVERY MONDAY MORNING grin

Na Monday Motivation?

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi To Kara: You Slept With Your Friend's Husband, Your Privates Smell by Elprima(f): 11:42am On Feb 11, 2021
Oritsefemi, how you take know say your ex-manager punna dey smell like dawa dawa, you put nose dia?

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Romance / Re: After Getting Her Pregnant, My Friend's Married Boyfriend Ask Her To Abort by Elprima(f): 10:26am On Feb 11, 2021
HandsomeBlack:
One night stand.
Wow, that guy is loaded and comfortable.
Use pregnancy to tie him down.
Can you imagine he asked me to abort mission?
Why doesn't he want to settle down?
Aaah!!! Werey dey disguise oh!
He's married since 5yrs a go.
Let's goan finish him on social media.

Lol
Romance / Re: After Getting Her Pregnant, My Friend's Married Boyfriend Ask Her To Abort by Elprima(f): 10:25am On Feb 11, 2021
kalu61:
That's how these desperate girls will want to force niggars to settle prematurely.

Don't be surprise na she force the guy to have sex with am and prevented the use of protection.

A woman can go any length to get what she wants.



How can a woman force a man to have sex? She wan use muscle hold am down?
Celebrities / Re: Actress Lilian Esoro & Moyo Lawal Lament Over Their Outrageous Electricity Bills by Elprima(f): 10:00am On Feb 11, 2021
These electricity distribution companies are quite unscrupulous. You ask, and even pay for prepaid metres and they refuse to deliver even after years so they can present you these ridiculous estimate bills.

If you were running on gen 2-4-7, there's no way you'd be spending 500k or 750k monthly.

I think solar energy guys need to up their game and take over the market. There are way too many alternatives to electricity for all these distribution companies to be acting like criminals.

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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery Can Bail Nigeria Out Of Economic Recession – IMF by Elprima(f): 9:46am On Feb 11, 2021
justosee:
is dangote richer than Nigeria? why can't we build a refinery if that is all we need to prevent recession?

Bureaucracy is the reason the country cannot build and maintain a refinery, add corruption and you know it's practically impossible.

The reason we're better of with a private owned refinery is the same reason MTN exists and NITEL is history.
Romance / Re: After Getting Her Pregnant, My Friend's Married Boyfriend Ask Her To Abort by Elprima(f): 6:13pm On Feb 10, 2021
SmellingAnus:
Sometimes it's the price being paid for gold digging... Like I said sometimes... grin

I just find it weird that within two months, she had decided that he was worth getting pregnant for and settling down with. She didn't even ask him if he wanted to have a family with her.

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Romance / After Getting Her Pregnant, My Friend's Married Boyfriend Ask Her To Abort by Elprima(f): 6:02pm On Feb 10, 2021
A Twitter user, @dearolaa seems distressed after finding out that her friend had been told to "go take out" a pregnancy she had for her boyfriend who she didn't know had been married for the past five years.

The user, Adeola, by name thinks this confirms that indeed "men are scum".

Below is a picture of the tweets.

Family / Re: Own A Full Plot Of Land At Epe @105k Per Month For 6 Months. by Elprima(f): 9:30am On Feb 10, 2021
✓Outright payment of 0-3 months = 800k

✓6 months instalmenatl payment = 250k Initial Deposit [105k monthly]

✓12 months instalmental payment = 250k Initial Deposit [59k monthly]



FACILITIES:
✓Excellent Access Roads
✓Electricity
✓Commercial Area
✓Relaxation Area
✓Recreational Area/Sports Centre
✓Excellent Drainage


Call/WhatsApp: 09032080845
Family / Re: Set Of Chair For Sale Price 100k by Elprima(f): 9:19am On Feb 10, 2021
Denique:

Some may abuse it reason I said he could leave it on if it's his business line. I do that too.

You're right about abuse, but better that than discouraging serious buyers. Personally, I buy stuff from nairaland vendors and if there's no number or WhatsApp link, I don't bother
Family / Re: Set Of Chair For Sale Price 100k by Elprima(f): 8:57am On Feb 10, 2021
Denique:

Upload pictures and state your location. Take down your number only if it's a business line. Negotiations can be done here and, when the client appears serious, ask them to DM you.

Cheers.

He should leave his number on. Imagine having to dm someone through nairaland pm and email when a phone would suffice and make the sales process much easier.
Properties / Re: Set Of Chair For Sale Price 100k by Elprima(f): 8:24am On Feb 10, 2021
Plastic or iron chairs?
Celebrities / Re: Fear, Panic As Ronke Oshodi Oke Loses Big Breasts! by Elprima(f): 8:14am On Feb 10, 2021
Good for her. Obesity and being overweight are major health risks, big boobs or not.

She's been able to kill two birds with one stone, lose unnecessary weight and make bank with her endorsement deal.
Family / Own A Full Plot Of Land At Epe @105k Per Month For 6 Months. by Elprima(f): 7:19am On Feb 10, 2021
Key Haven Estate Phase 2 has a splendid offer where you pay as little as 105,000 naira per month after which you own a full plot if land measuring 600square metres.

If you've been meaning to own your own property and become a landlord in the nearest future, this is an offer you should pounce on.

Property prices in Epe have been on the up and up for the last three years and they will continue to rise going forward.

The Lagos State Government's Megacity projects include such locales as Lekki, Ajah, Ibeju and Epe. As we speak, the Lekki-Epe Expressway is been expanded, work started in December 2020 and is ongoing.

Buying this property is a no-brainer for those who know and understand what investment in real estate really means. This is the perfect opportunity for land banking and/or securing a very affordable piece of property for your family doing forward.

Call us today to book an inspection. Having a physical inspection is the best way to appreciate this massive offer.

You can reach us on: 09032080845 [Call/WhatsApp]

Autos / Re: See This 3 Bedroom Bungalow Design Perfectly Suited For A 30ft X 120ft Land Size by Elprima(f): 9:31am On Feb 09, 2021
Gabrokpara001:



Interior is not yet available but can be done upon clients request

Alright. Great job.
Politics / Re: Northern Groups Back Gumi, Demand National Grazing Policy by Elprima(f): 1:02am On Feb 09, 2021
A sure way to secure billions of naira from Nigerian government is to be a national nuisance.

When warlords and bandits are starting out our slothful government ignores them until they and their destructive activities become too uncomfortable to ignore.

May God help us in this country.

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Contact me for your genuine lands and houses with genuine titles : C of O, Governor's Consent, Gazette, Excision, etc.

I'm only a call or WhatsApp away: 09032080845
Properties / Re: Land Urgently Needed In Owerri by Elprima(f): 12:48am On Feb 09, 2021
Johnnyjohn
Austinslimzy
Worldmarks
Kesmiraautos

You guys should help this brother out.
Autos / Re: See This 3 Bedroom Bungalow Design Perfectly Suited For A 30ft X 120ft Land Size by Elprima(f): 12:37am On Feb 09, 2021
Not bad for someone who intends to live alone.

Can we get interior and backyard pictures, though?
Politics / Re: !!!ALMAJIRI System Produced Dangote, Rabiu, Others –adamu Garba by Elprima(f): 12:28am On Feb 09, 2021
Adamu Garba is a troll, and the best way to handle a troll is ignore them. Starve him of the attention he so desperately and skillfully seeks and watch him either into oblivion.

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Btw, if you need any property for sale in Lekki, Ajah, Ibeju Lekki and Epe, you can call or WhatsApp the number in my signature
Properties / SOLD OUT!!! With5k Per Month For 12months. This Land In Eleko, Lagos Is A Steal by Elprima(f): 8:41pm On Feb 08, 2021
600sqm plots of land available within a well-planned estate at Eleko, Ibeju Lekki, Lagos.

Property can be used for residential or investment purposes considering it's prime location and proximity to Eleko Beach, a major tourist centre, Dangote Refinery, Lekki Deep Seaport, Lekki Free Trade Zone amongst other major landmarks.


TITLE:
✓Government Approved Excision


BENEFITS:
✓Outright payment spread in 3 months
✓Imstant plot allocation. no stories
✓Well-planned tarred roads
✓24 hours security
✓Street lights & cctv network
✓Good, clean water supply


INSTALLMENTAL PAYMENT:
✓Initial deposit = 300k
✓6months = 3.6m @600k/month
✓12months = 3.9m @325k/month
✓18months = 4.2m @233.33k/month


DOCUMENTATION:
✓Developmental Fee = 1m
✓Legal Fees & Survey Plan = 600k


DOCUMENTS:
1. Land Purchase Agreement
2. Survey Plan
3. Deed of Assignment

You can book an inspection right away by reaching us on:
CALL/WHATSAPP: 09032080845

Family / 325k Per Month For 12 Months And You Own A Piece Of Prime Property In Eleko by Elprima(f): 8:17pm On Feb 08, 2021
600sqm plots of land available within a well-planned estate at Eleko, Ibeju Lekki, Lagos.

Property can be used for residential or investment purposes considering it's prime location and proximity to Eleko Beach, a major tourist centre, Dangote Refinery, Lekki Deep Seaport, Lekki Free Trade Zone amongst other major landmarks.


TITLE:
✓Government Approved Excision


BENEFITS:
✓Outright payment spread in 3 months
✓Imstant plot allocation. no stories
✓Well-planned tarred roads
✓24 hours security
✓Street lights & cctv network
✓Good, clean water supply


INSTALLMENTAL PAYMENT:
✓Initial deposit = 300k
✓6months = 3.6m @600k/month
✓12months = 3.9m @325k/month
✓18months = 4.2m @233.33k/month


DOCUMENTATION:
✓Developmental Fee = 1m
✓Legal Fees & Survey Plan = 600k


DOCUMENTS:
1. Land Purchase Agreement
2. Survey Plan
3. Deed of Assignment

You can book an inspection right away by reaching us on:
CALL/WHATSAPP: 09032080845

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 16th December 2020 by Elprima(f): 7:51am On Dec 17, 2020
johnshagb:


The other way round grin

Lol. I swear
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 16th December 2020 by Elprima(f): 7:50am On Dec 17, 2020
Elprima:


2nd half underway. No changes made. I truly expect Spurs to win this.

Prediction in the mud
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 16th December 2020 by Elprima(f): 10:05pm On Dec 16, 2020
Elprima:


Spurs definitely winning 2-1. wink

2nd half underway. No changes made. I truly expect Spurs to win this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 16th December 2020 by Elprima(f): 10:03pm On Dec 16, 2020
Kyase:
Just waiting for another Spurs goal first before I talk grin

Spurs definitely winning 2-1. wink
Family / Re: How I Was Scammed By Selfpaiid On Nairaland. by Elprima(f): 8:31pm On Aug 01, 2020
MrReeseG:


On here, we've got @Wese90... Very reliable man.
I also trust @bobo65.

Much appreciated, sir. I'll check out
Family / Re: His Wife Denies Him Sex Even When He Pays All The Bills by Elprima(f): 5:18pm On Aug 01, 2020
sisisioge:
Hmmmm....when sex is off the table, the marriage is already one leg out.

Biko stay our of their business. Here is what will happen anyways...

1. He will stay focused at home for another few months until he meets a girl he likes, fall into her cookies jar, stay in there a happy man, come to terms with madam cookie hoarding, dont bother her at all until madam realises that its been 7 months without him pestering and decides to catch him. She catches him and all hell breaks.

2. He stays focused at home until December when he does his yearly reflection and decides he couldn't continue. He starts actively fighting with madam for the lamest reasons. They drag it until next year June before openly deciding that they do not love each other anymore. Everyone either goes their separate ways or they stay indoors as roomies. Poor children!

It is well...why would anyone marry someone that doesn't turn them on like a switch? May God help us.

Nothing more to add

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Family / Re: How I Was Scammed By Selfpaiid On Nairaland. by Elprima(f): 1:39pm On Jul 29, 2020
MrReeseG:


Oh! People are very much open to the escrow services now

If you don't mind my asking, what escrow services do you recommend in Nigeria?

I sell granite for construction and have lost a number of deals because clients are scared of me making away with their funds, I have also been stung by customers who end up not paying after delivery.

A reliable escrow service would be a life saver. Thanks

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