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CelebritiesRe: Fear, Panic As Ronke Oshodi Oke Loses Big Breasts! by Elprima(m): 8:14am On Feb 10, 2021
Good for her. Obesity and being overweight are major health risks, big boobs or not.

She's been able to kill two birds with one stone, lose unnecessary weight and make bank with her endorsement deal.
FamilyOwn A Full Plot Of Land At Epe @105k Per Month For 6 Months. by Elprima(op):
Key Haven Estate Phase 2 has a splendid offer where you pay as little as 105,000 naira per month after which you own a full plot if land measuring 600square metres.

If you've been meaning to own your own property and become a landlord in the nearest future, this is an offer you should pounce on.

Property prices in Epe have been on the up and up for the last three years and they will continue to rise going forward.

The Lagos State Government's Megacity projects include such locales as Lekki, Ajah, Ibeju and Epe. As we speak, the Lekki-Epe Expressway is been expanded, work started in December 2020 and is ongoing.

Buying this property is a no-brainer for those who know and understand what investment in real estate really means. This is the perfect opportunity for land banking and/or securing a very affordable piece of property for your family doing forward.

Call us today to book an inspection. Having a physical inspection is the best way to appreciate this massive offer.

You can reach us on: 09032080845 [Call/WhatsApp]

PoliticsRe: Northern Groups Back Gumi, Demand National Grazing Policy by Elprima(m): 1:02am On Feb 09, 2021
A sure way to secure billions of naira from Nigerian government is to be a national nuisance.

When warlords and bandits are starting out our slothful government ignores them until they and their destructive activities become too uncomfortable to ignore.

May God help us in this country.

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Contact me for your genuine lands and houses with genuine titles : C of O, Governor's Consent, Gazette, Excision, etc.

I'm only a call or WhatsApp away: 09032080845
PropertiesRe: Land Urgently Needed In Owerri by Elprima(m): 12:48am On Feb 09, 2021
Johnnyjohn
Austinslimzy
Worldmarks
Kesmiraautos

You guys should help this brother out.
PoliticsRe: !!!ALMAJIRI System Produced Dangote, Rabiu, Others –adamu Garba by Elprima(m): 12:28am On Feb 09, 2021
Adamu Garba is a troll, and the best way to handle a troll is ignore them. Starve him of the attention he so desperately and skillfully seeks and watch him either into oblivion.

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Btw, if you need any property for sale in Lekki, Ajah, Ibeju Lekki and Epe, you can call or WhatsApp the number in my signature
PropertiesSOLD OUT!!! With5k Per Month For 12months. This Land In Eleko, Lagos Is A Steal by Elprima(op):
600sqm plots of land available within a well-planned estate at Eleko, Ibeju Lekki, Lagos.

Property can be used for residential or investment purposes considering it's prime location and proximity to Eleko Beach, a major tourist centre, Dangote Refinery, Lekki Deep Seaport, Lekki Free Trade Zone amongst other major landmarks.


TITLE:
✓Government Approved Excision


BENEFITS:
✓Outright payment spread in 3 months
✓Imstant plot allocation. no stories
✓Well-planned tarred roads
✓24 hours security
✓Street lights & cctv network
✓Good, clean water supply


INSTALLMENTAL PAYMENT:
✓Initial deposit = 300k
✓6months = 3.6m @600k/month
✓12months = 3.9m @325k/month
✓18months = 4.2m @233.33k/month


DOCUMENTATION:
✓Developmental Fee = 1m
✓Legal Fees & Survey Plan = 600k


DOCUMENTS:
1. Land Purchase Agreement
2. Survey Plan
3. Deed of Assignment

You can book an inspection right away by reaching us on:
CALL/WHATSAPP: 09032080845

Family325k Per Month For 12 Months And You Own A Piece Of Prime Property In Eleko by Elprima(op):
600sqm plots of land available within a well-planned estate at Eleko, Ibeju Lekki, Lagos.

Property can be used for residential or investment purposes considering it's prime location and proximity to Eleko Beach, a major tourist centre, Dangote Refinery, Lekki Deep Seaport, Lekki Free Trade Zone amongst other major landmarks.


TITLE:
✓Government Approved Excision


BENEFITS:
✓Outright payment spread in 3 months
✓Imstant plot allocation. no stories
✓Well-planned tarred roads
✓24 hours security
✓Street lights & cctv network
✓Good, clean water supply


INSTALLMENTAL PAYMENT:
✓Initial deposit = 300k
✓6months = 3.6m @600k/month
✓12months = 3.9m @325k/month
✓18months = 4.2m @233.33k/month


DOCUMENTATION:
✓Developmental Fee = 1m
✓Legal Fees & Survey Plan = 600k


DOCUMENTS:
1. Land Purchase Agreement
2. Survey Plan
3. Deed of Assignment

You can book an inspection right away by reaching us on:
CALL/WHATSAPP: 09032080845

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 16th December 2020 by Elprima(m): 7:51am On Dec 17, 2020
johnshagb:
The other way round grin
Lol. I swear
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 16th December 2020 by Elprima(m): 7:50am On Dec 17, 2020
Elprima:
2nd half underway. No changes made. I truly expect Spurs to win this.
Prediction in the mud
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 16th December 2020 by Elprima(m): 10:05pm On Dec 16, 2020
Elprima:
Spurs definitely winning 2-1. wink
2nd half underway. No changes made. I truly expect Spurs to win this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 16th December 2020 by Elprima(m): 10:03pm On Dec 16, 2020
Kyase:
Just waiting for another Spurs goal first before I talk grin
Spurs definitely winning 2-1. wink
FamilyRe: How I Was Scammed By Selfpaiid On Nairaland. by Elprima(m): 8:31pm On Aug 01, 2020
MrReeseG:
On here, we've got @Wese90... Very reliable man.
I also trust @bobo65.
Much appreciated, sir. I'll check out
FamilyRe: His Wife Denies Him Sex Even When He Pays All The Bills by Elprima(m): 5:18pm On Aug 01, 2020
sisisioge:
Hmmmm....when sex is off the table, the marriage is already one leg out.

Biko stay our of their business. Here is what will happen anyways...

1. He will stay focused at home for another few months until he meets a girl he likes, fall into her cookies jar, stay in there a happy man, come to terms with madam cookie hoarding, dont bother her at all until madam realises that its been 7 months without him pestering and decides to catch him. She catches him and all hell breaks.

2. He stays focused at home until December when he does his yearly reflection and decides he couldn't continue. He starts actively fighting with madam for the lamest reasons. They drag it until next year June before openly deciding that they do not love each other anymore. Everyone either goes their separate ways or they stay indoors as roomies. Poor children!

It is well...why would anyone marry someone that doesn't turn them on like a switch? May God help us.
Nothing more to add
FamilyRe: How I Was Scammed By Selfpaiid On Nairaland. by Elprima(m): 1:39pm On Jul 29, 2020
MrReeseG:
Oh! People are very much open to the escrow services now
If you don't mind my asking, what escrow services do you recommend in Nigeria?

I sell granite for construction and have lost a number of deals because clients are scared of me making away with their funds, I have also been stung by customers who end up not paying after delivery.

A reliable escrow service would be a life saver. Thanks
PropertiesRe: Breakdown Of Construction Estimate by Elprima(m): 6:10pm On Jul 27, 2020
Contact us for all granite needs to any location within Ogun and Lagos state. Delivery within 24 hours or less. Full and complete tonnage guaranteed every single time.

Call/whatsapp: 09032080845
FamilyRe: I Think My Pastor Is A Womanizer, He Winks At Me And Leaks His Lips When We See by Elprima(m): 6:00pm On Jul 27, 2020
When you say leaks his lips, do you mean he literally drools when you two make eye contact?
InvestmentRe: Who needs investors by Elprima(m): 10:39am On Jun 29, 2020
John5326:
We take investments
Hello John5326, investing with me guarantees breaking even and profit-making. I have a granite supply business and also have a truck supply business that services construction sites and projects.

You will record revenues of 21 million naira and 5 million naira profit within 14 months, with an initial investment of #16m for the purchase of a HOWO truck.

The truck will work 6 days a week(25 days a month) to meet up with remittance expectations.

I’m currently managing some trucks at a government construction project site that’s expected to last more than 18 months.

Please reach me on 090 3208 0845.

Thanks
InvestmentRe: Who needs investors by Elprima(m): 10:25am On Jun 29, 2020
SavageResponse:
You were just a Team Member not even Team Lead talkless of being an investor and you're here making noise.

I'm not impressed by the lame figures you're throwing around.

You say your team was remitting N1,125,000 a month...well answer the following questions:
- Was it just 1 truck?
- What was the cost of the truck or trucks?
- What is the capacity of the trucks?
- Was it bought brand new or was it a used truck?
- What route are the trucks running?
- What load does it carry?

I knew all along you were just a rookie...I can 'smell' guys like you from 100 miles away!

People like you just have opportunity of getting a sneak view of a business and you automatically assume you have become an expert in the business grin

You still have not answered the first question I asked you:-

Provide realistic calculations showing how an investment of N25 million in a truck for haulage business will fully pay back and also deliver profits in just 24 months

Things you need to show in your calculation

- Brand of the truck
- Cost of the truck
- Capacity of the truck
- Type of load it will be carrying
- Distance it will need to cover every day
- number of return trips it will make in a day
- Daily cost of diesel
- Amount the client will be charged per day
- Will the charge be per day of per tonnage of load delivered
Hello @SavageResponse, I can guarantee 1.5m per month on a 30 ton truck preferably Howo.

I work as a granite supplier and currently managing some trucks on an ongoing long term project.

I would like us to have a more discreet conversation and I can be reached on my business line @ 0903 208 0845.

Thanks. Looking forward
FamilyRe: .. by Elprima(m): 1:56pm On Jun 28, 2020
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AdvertsRe: Repair Your Airbeds by Elprima(m): 7:47pm On Jun 26, 2020
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PropertiesRe: Current Prices Of Building Materials In Nigeria by Elprima(m):
Contact us for all granite needs.

Delivery to every location within Lagos and Ogun states in 12-24 hours. We deliver all sizes and forms of granite: 3/4, 3/4 down, 1/2 inch, stonebase, hardcore, granite dust, etc.

Contact us now on: 09032080845 [Call/Whatsapp]

FamilyRe: Never Accept S*x After Marriage, I Did And I Am Regretting Now–married Lady Says by Elprima(m):
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