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Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by elrony(m): 11:05am On Aug 13, 2013
Pls mods how do I ask ogugua out??....#no ban м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ o
Education › Re: FG Holds Crucial Talks With ASUU Today -releases N100bn To Suswam-led Committee by elrony(m): 11:01am On Aug 13, 2013
Lol @ some comments here ....lol #which_way_nigeria??
Romance › Re: Repercussion Of Dumping Some Nigerian Girls!! by elrony(op): 10:56am On Aug 13, 2013
Romance › Re: Repercussion Of Dumping Some Nigerian Girls!! by elrony(op): 10:44am On Aug 13, 2013
Enegod: hw many times are we gonna see this shit here..smh
Pls hold dat ur cumbersome head ,lest it falls off ur kwashiorkor neck.. tongue
Romance › Re: Repercussion Of Dumping Some Nigerian Girls!! by elrony(op): 10:43am On Aug 13, 2013
CFCfan: LWKMD grin grin
How about Jigawa girls?
I never reach dat side o!! Lol

Heard if u dump a jigawa babe,she will hunt u down lol
Education › Re: FG Holds Crucial Talks With ASUU Today -releases N100bn To Suswam-led Committee by elrony(m): 10:40am On Aug 13, 2013
ennon92: ««I dReAmT dAt ThEy GoNnA cAlL iT oFf 2DaY»»
Sorry nigguh..,u ain't no Joseph !!..duh tongue
Education › Re: FG Holds Crucial Talks With ASUU Today -releases N100bn To Suswam-led Committee by elrony(m): 10:39am On Aug 13, 2013
If d 100 billion won't be sufficient for d upgrading of tertiary education,the strike should better continue!!

This strike thingy has to end ,once and forever !!!
I don tire to D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go unnecessary break from school joor!!
Romance › Repercussion Of Dumping Some Nigerian Girls!! by elrony(op): 10:14am On Aug 13, 2013
1.When you dump a Girl from OGUN she will make a scene for you.
2. When you dump a girl from CALABAR she will beat you up and force you to love her again whether you want to or not.
3. When you dump an ABUJA girl, she will cry day and night.
4. When you dump a girl from BENIN she will bewitch you and you will wake up with your balls on your face.
5. When you dump an ENUGU girl, she will try to make up to you and ask you to kindly give her another chance.
6. When you dump a girl from IMO expecially an Owerri girl , she won't even notice. She will be easy removing her jiggers and eating her Sweet Potatoes.
7. When you dump a girl from WARRI she will turn her bedroom into a brewery and drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.
8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she will sleep around with all your friends.
9. You don't wanna know about PORTHARCOURT girls, dump her today and in two weeks, you will be invited to her wedding.
10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA if you dump her, she will tempt your dad and become your step-mother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will report you to her dad in the army and you will marry her at gun-point.
12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM she will sleep with your grand-father and become your other grandmother..
My hand no dey oh. Oya add your own..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by elrony(m): 6:19pm On Aug 12, 2013
chamotex: Guys this thread is strictly for Nairaland FPL...if you want to promote another league kindly open a thread for it.
Thanks.
And u refused sendin NFPL codes na wa you o
Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria Uses Its Satellites To Collect Data From Earth Orbit by elrony(m): 5:58pm On Aug 12, 2013
Lol NIGERIA wey launch satellite forget code!!!..
Science/Technology › Re: Pacu - The Male Testicle-eating Fish Found by elrony(m): 5:48pm On Aug 12, 2013
Pacu fish pepper soup on my mind!!....I just need sexkillz balls as bait....#dazall
Science/Technology › Re: Pacu - The Male Testicle-eating Fish Found by elrony(m): 5:30pm On Aug 12, 2013
SugaryBelle: What is it with testicle eating animals these days,smh
It's evolution dearie!!!...
Soon goats will start driving taxis!!!
Forum Games › Re: ~~>Male's Lounge!!<~~ N.B: No Female(s) Allowed. by elrony(m): 5:28pm On Aug 12, 2013
Lmao
Science/Technology › Re: Pacu - The Male Testicle-eating Fish Found by elrony(m): 5:23pm On Aug 12, 2013
tigonana: What if na woman wettin dey go con bite,abeg mke una help me wit d question.
The fish go just hiss,then swim waka pass !!
Phones › Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by elrony(m): 4:45pm On Aug 12, 2013
[quote author=sun_temi] No jailbreak? then u need "magic" [/quote]Lol how dem take D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hack clash of clans sef...I don tire for d game !!
Education › Re: Your Favorite Punishment Back In Secondary School? by elrony(m): 3:11pm On Aug 12, 2013
Nah I didn't punish nobody!!....didn't have time for dat!!...

I only told a jnr nigguh to laugh so loud non-stop for 30mins in front of his class for being disrespectful !!...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by elrony(m): 1:54pm On Aug 08, 2013
New shot!!

Hotraiders fc is my team
Ronalds2008@yahoo.com Abeg knack м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ d code joor
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is The Man In The Much Rhapsodize Picture Of Jesus,.. Nairalanders? by elrony(m): 10:00pm On Aug 04, 2013
Dis one strong o
Fashion › Re: Pouting - The New Photo Posing Trend by elrony(m): 4:19pm On Aug 04, 2013
Lol

Romance › Re: Sex Before Marriage?whats Your Take On This.. by elrony(m): 12:25am On Jul 31, 2013
if u n ur partner can withstand d urge n not give in..good for you!!

buh as for me n my cute bone......hmmm!!! *its private* lol
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 12:17am On Jul 31, 2013
Chikeziehosan: tell me ure not falling boy...how many guyz half as cute as i am av approached u ?...n don't call me kid...cos 'm old enough to enlarge dat pussy asshole of urz boy..
oldie ,catch a breather already!!
I ain't no friggin' fagg0t...

God gave girls vag1na for many reasons!!...I'd stick with dat till I'm gone....

bye!!!
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 12:06am On Jul 31, 2013
Chikeziehosan: how dare you Insolent Brat.. Don't anger else I'll teleport n rape d Bleep outta u....cant u feel my cuteness 'm too awesome boy
u wanna teleport ??...thank God for hot lead and desert eagle!!...P.S I sleep with ma hand on d trigger n I don't miss!!

watch it kiddo!!!
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 11:59pm On Jul 30, 2013
Chikeziehosan: Elrony where are U....CamNewton4presSONOFABITCH
shocked
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 11:56pm On Jul 30, 2013
Chikeziehosan: oldman go n sleep
c'mon go hug ur pillow sponge bob ...,you don't wanna be late for school tomorrow ..*nd dat means no crabbie-patties for u kid*
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 11:52pm On Jul 30, 2013
sexkillzisacunt: The thought of it alone, makes me puke.
oh ..poor thing!!...*hands him a bucket*
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 11:50pm On Jul 30, 2013
Chikeziehosan: ah ah ah emi ke Ori e o baje oloriburuku..Oponu oshi didirin agba..
yepa!!!...lol oponu gidi gan!!!!...agbaya-yapayaski!!
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 11:34pm On Jul 30, 2013
Chikeziehosan: iwo ni baba eh
lol oriè ti bajé!!!!
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 11:33pm On Jul 30, 2013
lol Cameroonianp and ur other usernames,free2ryhme and co....
you guys should go to the religion section and get a stand off thread biko...stop derailin this topic ,fuckaz!!!!!!!!!
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 11:24pm On Jul 30, 2013
Chikeziehosan: To all my TB Hommies In The House...I say Ahoy...my Sister Lezbos I say Aye...My Fellow Bloody f*ggot bros dem i hail nothing do us
lol sicko !!!
Family › Re: Can You Attend The Marriage Of A Gay Brother Or Relative? by elrony(m): 11:23pm On Jul 30, 2013
ifeness: I am already married lol. But a friend will be wedding next week. You wanna come with your Acid bullet? I doubt you will have the guts to use it though. Lets see how many years you will rot in jail!
lolz...dats if u can tell me how many years jack d ripper gat...

buh pls endeavor to send me an I.v...after all u might see joy in a red wedding tho!!

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