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Car Talk / Re: Fireman 2 Phase Gen Won't Start by Elsueno: 8:03am On Mar 21
As long as correct engine oil dey & well guage

Also, no wires disconnected from d 'on' 'off' switch.


then the most likely culprit na d cabureurto.U need to unsecrew d buttom of that thing, U go most likely find some dirt at the bottom, clean am, wash with small fuel & put back correctly. E go start.


FYI, I ain't a gen technician woh, I mostly have same problems with my gen if I let alone for months especially if tank dey emptygrin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Deloitte 2024 Graduate Recruitment by Elsueno: 6:34pm On Mar 20
I remember during our time, all these organizations & banks dey ask for 22 years max, when I don pass that age solidly with like two full yearsgrin
Politics / Re: Jim Obazee Requests Over N2 Billion From CBN Governor, Officials Concerned by Elsueno: 10:30pm On Mar 19
funshint:
People should go and verify how much his counterpart in the US will collect for a special detailed investigation like this. Roughly $1.3m which I still consider reasonable.
My only concern is how classified govt letters and documents especially in the civil service get leaked into public easily. There should be a special penalty for this. Someone needs to be made a scapegoat.

My problem with u Agbadorians is, U always find ways to rationalize bullsht no matter how bad it smells just because of party loyalties.

Would u give me N2b of ur own money without proper budgeting & vetting of how I would utilize those funds?


And on leaking documents, it's simple, alot people don't trust d governments due to overwhelming levels of embezzlements in recent times. Thier would be nothing to 'leak' if things are done properly no matter how 'unpatriotic' d leakers are

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Car Talk / Re: Please Help, My Dad's Car Was Stolen At Dalimore, Ado Ekiti Last Night (saturday by Elsueno: 8:26am On Mar 19
infocentre:




So many times, I park my Benz and enter market to quickly get things and might have forgotten to even lock door sef. So, just pray you don't fall victim. Ko si alagbara l'ojo iku...

For cars like yours, d only thing thieves go steal even if u leave d door open would most likely be the battery.......

U see that corolla of that generations, d stress ain't worth it!...dats why I respect ma Peugeot, it's security is top notch, it actually auto locks if u forget & leave it opened for a while.

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Politics / Re: Okuama Killings: Soldiers Invade Igbomotoru, Bayelsa, Burn Houses, Kill 11 by Elsueno: 9:34pm On Mar 18
Jakumo:


Sadly it is men of all races and all nations that send troops to war, during which horrendous massacres are perpetrated by all sides in every armed conflict recorded since the dawn of human history.

Mad Vlad Putin has sent thousands of his nation's youth into the meat grinder of war, with special rearguard troops positioned to shoot any Russians trying to flee the war front. There have been civilian massacres and indiscriminate aerial bombardment in Ukraine every single day since that ill-fated invasion of Ukraine was launched by the deranged tyrant Putin.


I am actually more interested in d extensive length of brainwashing that the West & it's allies have succeeded in doing to most Africans especially Nigerians...

it's fascinating to me that even those u think are smart enough to discern they are being manipulated, fail to do so.

Thier are several cases of d U.S and Nato commiting genocide openly, Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, north Korea etc...But U don't even bat an eyelid & shameless go d usual propaganda route 'russia bad, Putin tyrant' blah blah.


we can even go to a more recent case of the staunch U.S allies Israel, DELIBERATELY & INDISCRIMINATELY bombing,shooting & exterminating innocent civilians in d full eyes of d world & U.S happily providing them bombs, weapons & finance to carry out this genocide.


BUT NO, ITS "PUTIN THAT'S TRYING TO Prevent a disaster in his own backyard that is 'EVIL'.


I am not even saying Putin is innocent, but compared to NATO/west, he is a way better human being
Politics / Re: 'give Me Power To Spend Security Votes Like Govs' - Wike Lobbies Lawmakers by Elsueno: 7:36pm On Mar 18
Why don't we just transform the capital to another state for wiki to lord over?

He got enough crap on Balabu to forced this change or at least get a favourable consensus.


No matter, nothing go happen, obedients go complain tire 4 social media as usual... Agbadorians go vehemently defend anything Balabu and his associates do no matter how absurd...it's business as usual

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Car Talk / Re: Notice Of A Stolen Black Toyota Corolla Sport Saloon Car by Elsueno: 5:36pm On Mar 18
I am d kind of person way fit park car somewhere & go about my business somewhere else several kilometres away....But when I am driving a corolla, omoh... leaving fat car away from me in an unknown environment 4 like 15 minutes increases my stress level.

Anyways, I pray u find ur car

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Troops Raid Gaza's Al Shifa Hospital(photos) by Elsueno: 4:17pm On Mar 18
rinzaugustine:
If Ekpa really wants Biafra and not after conning people, this is the right time to key Biafra into Israeli mission …raise $5m on behalf of Biafra or “black Jews” as former Jewish US Secretary of State called them and donate to Israel in prosecution of their fight against Palestine and they will definitely reciprocate after this war

try dis civil bullsht & no freaking country would save u dis time around. I despise Zionists, but they would literally provide free coordinate to bomb Biafra to oblivion. U guys keep overestimating ur importance to d world because of how loud U are on social media. But U would learn!

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Business / Re: Court Orders Binance To Release Names, Details Of Nigerians Trading On Platform by Elsueno: 2:16pm On Mar 18
Mynd44:
Nigeria asked Binance to give it the top 100 users, Binace decided to hide behind personal security which they are right now. Now the court has ordered them to release a comprehensive list of every Nigerian there.

Everyone who has used Binace will now have their details and transaction history sent to the FG.

As long as the government follows d right channels to get that data, I see nothing wrong with it..If u got nothing to hide, u got nothing to care about who sees ur data
The irony about all this is that, d govt & EFFC aren't even interested in d small fries who are busy shouting on social media....But d whales & big fishes who launder millions of $$ for you know who.

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Agriculture / Re: Nigerians May Soon Start Importing Yam From China, Perm Sec Laments by Elsueno: 7:31am On Mar 18
dey play, no be same Nigerians that import bottled water and grass

if the air we breathe can be imported, I assure you some very greedy bastards would use scarce $$ to import it.

majority of Nigerians need very wicked & no nonsense man that would seriously deal with thier rotten mind set

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Wins Russia's Election With Staggering 87% Of Votes (Photos) by Elsueno: 7:22am On Mar 18
Major1984:
where did you get this your statistics from ? How I wish you love your president the way you love Putin that everybody is afraid to contest election with him. Nigeria may be corrupt but Nigeria is more democratic than Russia. You can insult Tinubu and go free but you can't insult Putin in Russia expect you want him to kill you , no one challenges him . Putin is a dictator .

U western assleakers are really amazing fa, isn't this same 9ja way one kid just called out how d wife of d president has increased in weight & police go arrest am 4 school?...Put Ur pishure, address & location, insult tinubu & let it go viral. if U no sleep for police custody in less than a week, ma name would no be elsueno.
Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Elsueno: 7:50pm On Mar 17
Zooposki:


Na your papa mutilate and desecrate the corpse? How would anyone know unless a thorough investigation is carried out. For all we know they might be propaganda pictures.


U better tell ur boys in that area to point out the culprits..me no get sympathy for any idiot terrorist way go treat him fellow human & our soldiers like that...
Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Elsueno: 7:45pm On Mar 17
Mayeldah:


He no get base but he grant interview. abeg rest!

Enough of this idiot, in fact Nigerian army don't bomb these fuvker several times, even his house during a naming ceremony got a lot of bombs just a few months ago. Why do U think nigga is busy looking for amnesty

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Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Elsueno: 7:43pm On Mar 17
[quote author=Zooposki post=128973536][/quote]

So, Who mutaliated & desecrated the corpses?

in fact, why are U defending these manics who would do such barbarity to a fellow human. U think U would be safe with them.

First is they killed Ur so called 'chief priests'
Now it's they 'helped Ur ijaw enemies'

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Politics / Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by Elsueno: 5:24pm On Mar 17
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Politics / Re: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by Elsueno: 1:58pm On Mar 17
barinedan:
In situations like this it is always the poor, innocent and defenceless people that get punished for what they nothing about. Those who committed the crime are no longer around that area so the soldiers should apply caution in their revenge


Did U know, in d north east, thier are areas security forces hardly carried out operations during d peak of boko haram insurgency? why?

Because the people living in those areas know themselves & thier neighbours, Any suspicious newcomer gets reported & profiled immediately. Those areas where highly secured from d outside by security forces & internally by d people themselves
Politics / Re: "We Are Ready To Negotiate": Bandits Send "Save Our Soul" Message To Gov Dauda by Elsueno: 10:27pm On Mar 16
To be honest, I am beginning to feel like the governors in bandit infested states are the reason the war against these terrorists ain't making much progress. Immediately, d armed forces start raining fire on these bloody terrorists, they would start calling for negotiations through various governors or Gumi as the case maybe.

We should allow d armed forces to ruthlessly exterminate these bastards!

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Crime / Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by Elsueno: 8:54pm On Mar 16
SalamRushdie:


Last year august a certain bandit in Niger state killed 36 special forces and destroyed a brand new Nigerian airforce Mi-17 helicopter and till date the bandits is still roaming free in Shiriro area if Niger state ...Infact the bandit went on to have a wedding the next week and nothing happened

So u think those bandits are still enjoying business as usual?.. I know one of the officers who lost thier lives in that attack....let's just leave it at that
Investment / Re: He Wants To Exchange His US Dollar by Elsueno: 5:19pm On Mar 16
Abdulquadrimuha:


And why do you have to be condescending?

If I knew how to go about it would I be here? If you know won't offer advice then you shit the eff up..

Nonsense and ingredient.

I want to U to feel the pain, so U wont make similar mistake in the future when U become a millionairegrin
Crime / Re: Irate Ijaw Youths Kill Army Commander, Soldiers In Delta by Elsueno: 5:16pm On Mar 16
SalamRushdie:


It's not any norm ...Many soldiers have been killed by bandits and Boko Haram yet we don't see the army going there for massacre but once it's the south they will want to retaliate


who told you they don't?...Just because you don't hear about it, doesn't mean d army do not retaliate when this sort of things happen..Before the advent of CJTF and civilians started actively providing info, nobody suspicious approaches d armed forces in hot area, cause they would waste person and nothing go happen.. Cooperate and fish out d culprits so the armed forces easily direct their anger to d right channel. hide them and everybody that looks or resemble d culprits go hear am

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Business / Re: Which Of The Two Pricing Options Do You Think Customers Will Grab Faster? by Elsueno: 9:14pm On Mar 14
Mandate1:
dat advert is a killer. Option B will make more sales with a happier customer.

Nah, option A would always make more sells as it has lower amount requirement. Besides with option A, u can buy 3 bags for 105 while option B doesn't give that choice grin

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Car Talk / Re: Surprisingly FRSC Didn’t Ask For Vehicles Papers by Elsueno: 11:19pm On Mar 12
They were never supposed to be asking for t papers n d first place. perhaps U just met with personnel who actually know how to do Thier job grin

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Business / Re: Nigeria Asks Binance To Disclose Top 100 Users, Executives Remain Detained by Elsueno: 10:38pm On Mar 12
heykims:
I like this audacity, the gut of the Nigerian govt, enemies of Nigeria can go hug the transformer.
Anyone behind sabotaging our economy should be handled with iron hands regardless of their nationality.

I sure hope for all our sakes, this ain't d charges d govt is planning to get binance & I sure hope d govt get some ace card or evidence. if not, these guys might not only be free but we could also be made to pay for damages. No be everything be gra gra, U don't nail people into financial quagmire with force but U get Ur own financial wizards & slam them with evidence they can't refute but choose to settle out of court to save themselves

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Elsueno: 9:11pm On Mar 12
civilserva:
Don't forget to pay some percentage of your profit to federal Government to support capital projects .

Oga gov agent, please what has d govt done to make crypto trading seamless & easy for crypto people. A mean, what's d incentive for them to pay 'some percentage'
Investment / Re: He Wants To Exchange His US Dollar by Elsueno: 8:38pm On Mar 12
I kind understand if U are kid seeing dollar for d first time or even a villager sef.

But to think a grown educated man with an internet enabled smartphone would make such blunder is really appalling to me, even d average street abok# near market in town would have given U a faaaaar better rate, changing it within d banking app would have also being better.

Why is it some Nigerians can't be patient and research something b4 of commiting Thier hard earned cash?..well whatever
Health / Re: 30-Year-Old Poly Nekede Graduate Allegedly Commits Suicide In Imo (Photo) by Elsueno: 4:24pm On Mar 12
Please guys, be checking on Ur friends and colleagues from time to time, especially those who aren't finding things easy...Chat with them like old times, hang out a bit if possible. Sometimes people just need to know somebody cares about them & dat would most likely make them happy & try harder at life instead of giving up smiley

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Travel / Re: Nigeria Excluded As UAE Announces 5-Year Multiple-entry Tourist Visa by Elsueno: 7:08am On Mar 12
drkay:


Nigerians showed them more than shege o.
I’m a witness to what Nigerians did to them back then.
There were many incidents of criminal activities perpetrated by other nationalities but Nigerians did their own and also make noises about it.

Nigerians did what other nationals did not even understood and would not do.
Broad day robberies, cultism, killings(worst), the prostitution was common among every nationalities but Nigerians did many unthinkable crimes using prostitutions; Orosko, pit, abductions. Heard an incident where they set up a local Emirati, harassed him and took his 22k dirham in Alain.
Among many others.
I knew they would do something about it but I didn’t imagined that the door would be shut for this long. It’s been 2yrs now.

Nigerians are notorious for being extremely loud criminals, crass & very barbaric...And instead of the government to show tough attitude & very harsh sentences for these criminals or make it extremely hard for them to leave it's instead the low abiding citizen that mostly surfer for doing things d right way..as U no bribe, them officials go sometimes frustrate U self.

in fact, what even happened to d terrorists financers name dat UAE sent to 9ja government?...in fact, 9ja ignores so much shyt & think it would be business as usual just like back home

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Politics / Re: Power Outage Looms In Kano As Fire Guts Dan’agundi Transmission Station by Elsueno: 9:05pm On Mar 10
cybergawd:
Economic Sabotage..when will it end? This country is a sham.

U might be up to something Woh....I heard even the brand new emergency power station in Maiduguri way supposed work for at least six months without any issue don spoil as well...My guy said then no get light for over a week now
Foreign Affairs / Re: F-35 Becomes World's First Stealth Fighter To Carry Nuclear Weapons (Photos) by Elsueno: 5:53pm On Mar 10
Jokerman:
God's own country.

But thank God the USA has humanity and won't use nuclear weapons again except extremely necessary

More like devils own

The only country in d world who have DELIBERATELY USED NUKES TWICE!!!! ON CIVILIANS

THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT HAS BEING IN WAY FOR OVER 200 YEARS OF ITS ENTIRE EXISTENCE

THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT IS DELIBERATELY & KNOWINGLY SEND WEAPONS TO GENOCIDAL MANIACS WHO ARE BUSY DROPPING BOMBS ON INNOCENT CIVILIANS & KIDS

THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT HAPPILY CHAMPIONS f#gs ,LGBQT & all sorts of filth

What's Godly about them?

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Elsueno: 2:02pm On Mar 10
DeBruno1:
BNB hits $500

We missed BTC when it was super cheap, but at least we got BNB when it was less than $30....Now imagine those who got in at less than that. But still I thank God

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Sports / Re: Flying Eagles Lose, Falconets Win As Football Begins At The All Africa Games by Elsueno: 7:28am On Mar 10
The 9ga male category in football has always being a consistent disappointment for over a decade now...I just wonder why the female groups don't get as much praise despite being better in EVERY single matric

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Food / Re: What Is The Price Of Titus Sardine In Your Area by Elsueno: 9:50pm On Mar 09
Roger3D:
The face of the man behind the sardine we all love


Titus Caesar Vespasianus (/ˈtaɪtəs/ TY-təs; 30 December 39 – 13 September AD 81) was Roman emperor from 79 to 81. A member of the Flavian dynasty, Titus succeeded his father Vespasian upon his death.

He was also responsible for butchering the Jews during the 68-70 A.D rebellion and destruction of king Herod's temple that Jesus worshiped in. Until this day the temple has not been rebuilt

Jewish rebels!!! Those ungrateful lots massacred Thier hosts at that time & Titus responded in kind & almost exterminated them. Same thing d Zionist Jews are currently doing in Palestine, but unfortunately d M.E lack another Titus or furherr to lead them in putting those parasitic Zionists in Thier place as usual

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