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Travel / Re: Irish Citizens Express Displeasure About Nigerians Moving Into Their Country by Elsueno: 9:48pm On Jul 19
Lighthouse7:
Its just envy. Nigerians tend to dominate


Nope, Nigerians are just freaking loud in literally every damn thing they do, Including Crime!

They can't resist that urge to show off, even in African neighboring countries they freaking hate our guts cause of how loud we are.

Now, the issue is white governments need cheap & intelligent labor, but white citizens see immigrants that come for such opportunities as reducing thier enjoyment 😉. And among immigrants blvaks are the most disliked, And who to attack if not the loudest NIGGA

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Car Talk / Re: My Transmission Kia Rio 2014 Model Being Stuck In Third Gear Mean It Will Be Slo by Elsueno: 5:19pm On Jul 19
But what does changing catalyst, fuel pump & filter have to do with a stvk transmission.

I don't even understand Nigerians sef, we go commot millions of naira to buy modern cars, but we cant spend extra 200-300k for a good scanner that can scan the entire vehicle.., It may seem expensive at first, but trust me, it would save u money on minor repairs & prevent mechanics from drilling Ur pockets with trial & error
Phones / Re: CrowdStrike Windows Outage: Flights Grounded, Offices Hit, Internet Disrupted by Elsueno: 5:03pm On Jul 19
One of the major disadvantages of relying on single system...It malfunctions everything just literally comes to a halt
Celebrities / Re: My Father-in-law Is Mohbad’s Son Greatest Enemy – Widow by Elsueno: 11:10am On Jul 19
Originalsly:
If Mohbad had doubts about being the biological father ... why didn't he go for DNA test when he had all powers to do so as a parent? If she didn't agree for a test then why would she after his death? Mohbad may very well be the father but she wasn't sure then .... and by now she should know since the child is old enough to show distinct features of Mohbad or somebody she slept with. Mohbad 's father is not too smart on this matter ... it is not Mohbad s son because no one has his legs in his family. What about her family? They should keep this matter private for the same of the growing child.

On the contrary, let her do the DNA test, it's not some grueling undertaking, it's just simple sturv & all this nonsense would die down & mohbad dad go shut up too...At it's stands nearly everyone who heard about this issue is suspecting her infidelity....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISRAEL'S Parliament Overwhelmingly Passes Bill Rejecting Palestine State by Elsueno: 10:15pm On Jul 18
RingRoadCartel:
If my memory serves me correctly, Isreal has been on the forefront pushing for a Palestinian states for these nitwits. They even offered them the option twice, but HAMAS turned it down. It was only until recently that they perished the idea because they've realised that HAMAS will only use their state status to pursue more creative means of exterminating them, since it isn't interested in the development of its people and state.


Nigga, You know this is bullshyt..A simple Google search would even tell u that,..Isrealis hate the palastenians, they even killed Count Folke Bernadotte that saved thousands of them from the Nazis Just because he wanted to save the palastenians. I don't know why u NIGGAS keep defending these bastards in Israel who only see us as nothing but monkeys

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISRAEL'S Parliament Overwhelmingly Passes Bill Rejecting Palestine State by Elsueno: 10:06pm On Jul 18
Melagros:
COMRADES, two states should be rejected by all sane human beings

Palestinians are settlers/occupiers of Jerusalem, for that reason they don't a state in Israelis ancestral land

Aljazeera can go to hell with your biased reportage

Yes, also Fulani bandit terrorists are the true owners of Biafra land, it's thier ancestral land..IPOB can go to hell with thier biased take on biafra

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISRAEL'S Parliament Overwhelmingly Passes Bill Rejecting Palestine State by Elsueno: 9:58pm On Jul 18
It isn't up to U fvcking terrorists!

Imagine these genocidal maniacs think they can decide wether the TRUE OWNERS of the land get a state or not.


ISREALI occupational state itself won't have existed where it not for Roctschild & the UN which forced these Genocidal ISREALI Jews on the palastenians.


Nazis almost rid us of these evil Isreali Jews..Now , at least we know while Caesar & Hitler were hell bent on exterminating these guys.

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Politics / Re: Service Of Songs Of Bukola Saraki's Mother Ongoing by Elsueno: 7:18pm On Jul 18
BABANGBALI:
This saraki's wife just like Tinubu and Osinbajo's wives go too sweet for bed. Their ringtones go baaaaaaaaaad. I just dey imagine things for my head. Faty bomboy women na shiiiiit for bedroom

You are very stup#d, This is highly disrespectful irrespective of thier political affiliation..

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Business / Re: CBN Sells FOREX To BDCs At ₦‎1,450/$ by Elsueno: 6:30pm On Jul 18
forgiveness:
It was 1,533 naira at the Bureau de change in Lagos 2 weeks ago but 1,565 naira in Abuja after 3 days I Lagos but suprisingly, it went to 1,595 naira the next day.

Bureau the change are the major problem of the currency in Nigeria.


lmao 😂😂😂, so it's no longer BINANCE & CRYPTO


shift bros, naija Forex problem na simply supply, all these shenanigans is shyt...if govt get enough supply, BDC or anybody can do crap to Naira
Business / Re: CBN Sells FOREX To BDCs At ₦‎1,450/$ by Elsueno: 6:26pm On Jul 18
Me, I don't care Woh...it dips, I buy, e no dip, I go still buy.... After all, with agbadonomics the end result would always be a substantial dip grin

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Politics / Re: Balami Dumps Obi, LP, Returns To APC by Elsueno: 11:38pm On Jul 17
Bitterkola100:
if his actions qualifies to be termed as treacherous then Peter Obi Should be termed as devilish.

He said he left apc because of Muslim Muslim ticket and left lp because of leadership Issues which is a valid Excuse.

What do you say of peter obi that called pdp names, swore with his family That he will never leave apga but since then has be in and out of two different parties?

He is not in the leagues of Peter Obi, Atiku, Tinibu, Ganduje, kwankwaso etc...All these mentioned people are experienced veterans with their own almost cult like followers.

If his excuse was refusal of party ticket or financial tussle with his party leaders, then it's understandable..but nigga just jumped bavk to APC because he is hoping for INEC miracle in next election or political appointment

His excuse of Muslims Muslim ticket is shyt, the abok#s do not really like tinibu, They voted mostly for Atiku/okowa.

Also, all the parties are currently having leadership issues Including APC. This is normal after & before every election circle.
Phones / Re: HMD Pulse Pro Unboxing, First Impressions And Full Review + Price (photos) by Elsueno: 11:20pm On Jul 17
I used to love Nokia mehn

Before the android came & drown thier stubborn head.


They used to make very very unique phones, system wise & design wise too...Java, symbian, symbian X etc..All these with very strong battery & extremely durable phone too.

Sigh 😔
Travel / Re: UAE Denies Approving $10k Bank Balance, N640k Fee As Visa Application by Elsueno: 11:04pm On Jul 17
PHAYOL81:
Something is wrong somewhere. Might be the NIGERIAN IMMIGRATION SERVICE handiwork to improve revenue generation and lessen the chance of mass migration, especially in the face of our economic reality.

Pointless really, not much people even emigrate to the UAE...and these Arab people would even prefer their muslims peeps especially the abok#s. But ab#kis prefers to live in thier own arewa compared to anywhere else. Like if 100 abokis travel abroad, 98 of them guaranteed would return to 9ja unlike Southerners
Politics / Re: Balami Dumps Obi, LP, Returns To APC by Elsueno: 10:50pm On Jul 17
Young people like this Balami or whatever he is called, Any party he decamps to SHOULD BE VERY VERY CAREFUL of such traitorous soul...In his young age in politics, He has already proven to be untrustworthy. even his reasoning for decamping both times smells greedy opportunist


FIRST betraying APC for L.P

Then betraying LP for APC

I ASSURE U, HE WOULD BETRAY APC again.
Travel / Re: UAE Denies Approving $10k Bank Balance, N640k Fee As Visa Application by Elsueno: 3:40pm On Jul 17
omoh...what's going on here grin

Is it yahoo yahoo in official capacity or what grin

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Politics / Re: IMF Downgrades Nigeria’s Economic Growth Forecast For 2024 To 3.1% by Elsueno: 11:29pm On Jul 16
To be honest, I am absolutely shocked by the extent of failure & economic disaster brought upon this country by the current administration.


More importantly, Have u seen our new hundreds of billion naira Private jet?...Its so awesome that it started flying since 2009 cheesy
Politics / Re: Naira Depreciation Escalates Manufactured Goods Imports 139% To N5.74trn by Elsueno: 10:31am On Jul 16
nairalanda1:




The fact is, government MUST and SHOULD cut government spending, but it still does not make us earn more money. Kind of my point. Because the cold fact is, it is a disgrace that we have a budget below 30 trillion, whereas countries half our size in population have three times that.

NIgeria needs a higher amount of money than we have right now. 30 trillion is not enough for us...with a debt that surpasses 50 trillion naira. That is why we need to earn more money. And what I have listed above would help us. You don't like the message of taxes and subsidy removal...which is why you call me slave, and you don't see the other points I made.


That is why I am yarning about all the stuff. NIgeria needs to fight corruption well well. This government has failed us well well, and so has the past ones. At the end, however, the fact is that if we fight corruptuon successfully today, we would still meet the problem of low earnings tomorrow.

Maybe if we earn more, we can fund things like better welfare, better cheaper health and so forth, at global standard.


Or we can follow your way, and keep taking loans.

Good morning.

Well said, I absolutely agree with this take
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Picks JD Vance As His Running Mate by Elsueno: 8:37pm On Jul 15
MasterJayJay:
It's pathetic that two parties chose to present 2 candidates that are unfit to be in that seat.

Biden has memory loss issues but his team can actually manage that. Institutions in America can still work very well despite his memory loss issues

Trump is chaos. He will turn the institutions upside down.


Nah I prefer trump....He is so real, He is the kinda red neck who tells you he doesn't like you to ur face

while

Biden is that snake that pretends to love u more than ur own family, while slowly planing of ways to get rid of U

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Crime / Re: Uber Man Lured With Pepper Soup Car Recovered By The Lagos State Police Command by Elsueno: 8:29pm On Jul 15
Peakdesign23:
Hmmm… he must have added something to that pepper soup. How can a full grown man forget himself cos of that? He’s lucky sha.

Nothing was added....the driver trusted the wrong person...These thieves study people psychologically before trying that shyt.....The driver trusted that man & he took advantage of that trust...

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Food / Re: Nairalanders, Are You Still Eating Beans?? by Elsueno: 7:52pm On Jul 15
I always chop my rice with beans, Bought a big bag directly from Biu in Borno state...It wasn't very expensive at then, shared it with my friend. I think modu was like 600-800...it was around early this year

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Politics / Re: Naira Depreciation Escalates Manufactured Goods Imports 139% To N5.74trn by Elsueno: 1:53pm On Jul 15
OboOlora:
Pple abroad are enjoying it, small £20k, we don buy big house from hungry Nigerians.

This administration really favour us lol

I know right? grin , except Thier is a very high chance those same 'hungry' Nigerians u dey happy to defraud are likely kidnap ur a## when you come to enjoy that 'big house' u got from them...if U dey luvky they would make u cough up more thousands of pounds £££ till u abandon the edifice for them.


Better advocate & pray for better economy so everybody can eat in peace instead of becoming thier food

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Foreign Affairs / Re: How A Millisecond Head Tilt Saved Donald Trump’s Life (Video) by Elsueno: 11:53am On Jul 15
franchasofficia:
Ronu miscreant try and get sense.


He didn't say Trump is Igbo, he is saying Igbos supported Trump during his first time contesting and he won, so he is saying that Igbos are good in spotting bad and good leader when others don't, but as a Ronu miscreant filled with envy and hatred for Igbos, your Ronu brain can't process his comment without Igbo hatred, tufiakwa shocked


Bros, trump won, because Hillary was a very shyty option & He would probably win again because Biden is soo incompetent & suffering from dementia..Trump is the best among two terrible options for Americans. American foreign policy & influence is an all out low due to Biden antics & willingness to support unpopular wars abroad where America is getting it's a## kicked.
Travel / Re: 6 Years After, Abuja-Kaduna Road Project Uncompleted by Elsueno: 11:44am On Jul 15
look at how these corrupt bastards kept increasing the money From about 150 billion naira to OVER 1.3 TRILLION NAIRA.


To be honest, I think these corrupt bastards need to be executed & all thier wealth confiscated...WTF is this bullshyt?
Politics / Re: Investment In Dangote Didn’t Align With Our Strategic Goals – NNPC by Elsueno: 10:16am On Jul 15
CSTRR:
That NNPC needs an MBA type expert to make it productive.

Go to America, look for the brightest Nigerians practicing law in the best law firms with a knowledge of business administration and oil industry laws, and get one of them to come and run NNPC.

And yes, the person must be born and bred in America and have not been corrupted with the Nigerian mediocrity and anyhowness.


That won't work my brother.....They need to find that same person inside NNPC...No matter how rotten, corrupt an organisation is, There is always one or two persons in it, who know how the corrupt system works while not involved in it all.

These are the kind of veterans that would clean the organisation for them...Not some ajibota from abroad( Them go finish am, so tey he go dey do am like film trick)
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Idris Ajimobi As SSA On Livestock Development by Elsueno: 9:56pm On Jul 13
Another WASTE OF SCARCE RESOURCES


It would have even being better if helinues was given this appointment, dude has being really loyal but the political elite no send anybody out of thier usual circle grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Strike Targets Hamas Military Chief Muhammad Deif(photos) by Elsueno: 9:28pm On Jul 13
ruffDiamond:
no walala Bros,let them bring it on ! grin you may even consider joining them,no waste time o abi you wan nack 72 virgin again ni grin


Brainwashed goys like you are really fascinating little devils, U actually think everyone against genocide is a muslim...You niggas who worship these Isreali Jews are more evil than them..Cause u are happy to doom the little remaining Christians in Gaza because Israelis are killing muslims for you in the process..

Anyways, I know you & DIVINEEVIDENCE are from same group, Keep it up house niggas
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Elsueno: 9:20pm On Jul 13
Stop saying yum only please

Everything is yum, either give better comment or just like & pass


Also, stop attacking the Chefs please, We are here to feast with our eyes & learn.


I come in peace

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Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Strike Targets Hamas Military Chief Muhammad Deif(photos) by Elsueno: 8:52pm On Jul 13
DIVINEEVIDENCE:


Lol.

Israel has vowed to decimate Hamas until they lose all capacity to attack their homeland.

This war has given them a leeway into Gaza.

Even after the war, they'll continue policing Gaza to ensure any terrorist uprising is nipped in the bud.

Who controls Gazan airspace now?

Lesson: No use gragara bite off more than you can chew.


Freaking IPoB, thinking thier demonic masters in Israel would send them weapons to fight for imaginary Biafra grin ...Once u cross 9ja government limit, same Isrealis would help supply the bombs that would eradicate you to the government....keep loling
Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Strike Targets Hamas Military Chief Muhammad Deif(photos) by Elsueno: 8:43pm On Jul 13
Ovacoma:

Blame Hamas. War is not a football game.

Hamas isn't the one deliberately throwing bombs on innocent palastenians in tents...You Isrealis & thier goys seems to think you guys have the monopoly of killing civilians...But eventually the restraints Hamas, Hezbollah & the yemenis are showing would eventually give out.....And trust me with the way Israelis are packed in that stolen land, no amount of patriots air defense would save them from the casualties they would surfer.


And that day is coming real soon
Health / Re: My Relationship At Risk Cos Of Sex by Elsueno: 8:38pm On Jul 13
So like how many hours this thing supposed last now?

As a human being why waste precious time JUST Knacking, if 2 minutes can be enough for fertilization, isn't it more efficient?
Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Strike Targets Hamas Military Chief Muhammad Deif(photos) by Elsueno: 7:22pm On Jul 13
Please any IPoB & RCCG members way want to relocate to Isreali, I am fully ready to support you please.

I do not want to share a country with such evil genocidal bastards as u lots...U can all pack up & go to Isreal to fully appreciate & leak the Jewish genocidal a##.


These evil Isreali bastards bombed an area, they have fully encircled & checked everybody in that location & told them to stay thier in tents.


Then blow them up with a 500 ton bomb, when rescure came for the injured & try to help those alive...These genocidal EVIL BASTARDS bomb the rescue team with thier ambulances... IMAGINE how unimaginable EVIL, CORRUPT & DELVISH U HAVE TO BE TO carry out such actions. All because U think a 'man' U are looking for might have slipped in thier.

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