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Crime / Re: Abuja Kidnappers Kill Three Of 10 Victims, Jerk Ransom To N700m(picture) by Elsueno: 10:00pm On Jan 15
OKEIYIOKODU:

That's why I love the American and Israeli government, the don't joke with their citizens in this kind of situation,they will mobilize their highest military power to rescue these people but here in the Shithole ,they will you it to cashout.God have mercy on us

America, yes they would probably do that....But Isreal?...nah, they would rather burn down the whole forest together with the kidnappers & the hostages..

To be honest, I don't have a problem with civilians paying ransome( that's the best way they could safely get thier love ones back)... But I draw the line at government doing same, instead of killing these fvckers, cause only thing these guys understand is exterme bloody violence!

Even iswap terror groups hate this bandits kidnappers with passion, they always kill them when they cross paths
NYSC / Re: Soldiers Assault Corper Abel Tardoo Nathaniel Who Trekked From Ondo To Abuja by Elsueno: 12:47am On Jan 15
Originalsly:


He did not make appointment.... he wanted to show up ... when he got there he would make his mission known ... then the decision will be made. What's wrong with that?
The problem is the military .... why is the military involved in civilian matters? Can the military charge him? ... can the military legally detain him? ... can the Police arrest and charge an active duty soldier and have him locked up? We need to get it in our heads that Police are law enforcers ... not soldiers. Tinubu needs to step in and put and put these powers in their respective lanes.


While am not a fan of how things are currently, Dude is a Corp member, He absoconded from his duty post(PPA).. He is in the wrong here unfortunately,

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Politics / Re: CBN Moves Departments To Lagos State by Elsueno: 9:55pm On Jan 13
Provide them with suitable accommodation close to thier work palcr or pay them the equivalent in allowance.

To be honest, Lagos is pretty annoying except for people who already lived thier or grew up thier. Anybody else, especially family people wouldn't really enjoy or like that place
Celebrities / Re: "Sophia Momodu Is Demanding $800 For Nanny's Fee From Davido" – Cutie Juls by Elsueno: 10:04am On Jan 13
Chukwunonso1:



On a practical level, what would u do of you were Churchill- you think paying money was his problem? U think that money is David's problem here? With all his influence and fame he can get assess to his daughter and u think it's money?

I would collect my pikin, after all, dis ain't yankee where them always favor women. It's not really that hard to raise kids as a single father, lots of family members to help out in sometimes. Besides, personally. I am good with kids, so it really isn't an issue for me
Phones / Re: Remember This Recharge Card by Elsueno: 9:56am On Jan 13
When freaking MTN & Airtel where selling 10-20mb for 2000 naira.


Freaking thieves, remembering those days made me have no regrets on terabytes of data that we siphon through free browsing loopholes & sims.


Good old days 😌 😌😌😌
Phones / Re: Did You Get This Message From MTN? by Elsueno: 10:42pm On Jan 09
Olat4421:
Go to any sim registration center to reregisterd ur line with ur nin, glo also send d message to all their customers


All those Mtn agents can do that?

Cause if I have to go to MTN office for shytty nin again, I rather they block thier useless line!

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Celebrities / Re: "Sophia Momodu Is Demanding $800 For Nanny's Fee From Davido" – Cutie Juls by Elsueno: 10:27pm On Jan 09
Chukwunonso1:
Someone like Churchill is really trying o, he simply ignored the boy and the Mama and moved on to having another woman and kids

Nah, dat wan is just irresponsible stufid...no matter how much I dislike d kids mother, I would always be thier for my pikin....even if it means I have to bleed some cash for a few years till the kid is old enough to stay with me.


WOULD NEVER ABANDON MY KIDS WHEN THEY ARE LITTLE, NO MATTER WHAT!

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Celebrities / Re: "Sophia Momodu Is Demanding $800 For Nanny's Fee From Davido" – Cutie Juls by Elsueno: 10:19pm On Jan 09
Iamicekid:


When u get ur own money dey spend am as u like u hear, cause the entitlement in your words sef, so cause because u born pikin for me, make I dey bankroll ur life when ur mates are busy working, and yeah his wife is different from a baby mama, a baby mama filling entitled is a No is like saying make wizkid first baby mama should be asking for the same treatment jada is getting does that make sense… u claimed she comes from a rich house, why didn’t she throw her daughter birthday party when Davido decline the request she asked for 20m for birthday, she should have bring the money from her bank and lavish it Abi is she not also her daughter, or when she want to be relocated from lekki county to ikoyi, and Davido declined that he can only pay for the lekki county house, why didn’t she add money join and relocate to ikoyi herself.. Bunch of poverty girls that once they see an opportunity they forget the fact se na opportunity them see, no be se they actually worth it, and start feeling entitled to money you don’t work for, why do u think the almighty dele wey be the rich man for Sophia family, later denied her and never get involved again after the interview he granted then that, he was only told half side of the story that when he go to hear the full version he engaged himself from her

The birthday & house stuff are excessive BUT the monthly $800 is very very reasonably for someone of Davido statue to pay as upkeep for his kid.

To be honest, I even think it's too little, should have chrarged the wayward nigga more since na him decided to Nut inside. let him pay that $800 box, He can EASILY & CONFORTABLE AFFORD IT!

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Politics / Re: NERC To Sell Kaduna Electric Over N110 Billion Debt by Elsueno: 10:30am On Jan 09
nairalanda1:



Oga, I am quoting you again, because I don't really get your reasoning.

The problem with your reasoning is that

1.You don't know the issues with the power sector. The power sector is under a subsidy. Your power is subsidised. But this means in practice companies make too low a profit to break even, and cost of production are always rising...meaning a subsidy that covers well this year may not cover well this year.

Remember the value of naira has fallen.

2.Because discos cannot make profit, they cannot pay GENCOS well. As a reuslt, they have to reject power, otherwise they would be in even worse debts.

3.Subsides lend themselves to corruption. You know that they are budgeted for , and the problem is, the amount may rise during the year.

4.At the end, this causes a deficit, which causes problem.

Oga, I don't support government. I never voted for APC. I work for no effing politican, so I don't know where you get your thinking from. But HOW COME GSM works well nationwide? Because at the end, GSM companies can set their prices how they want. DISCOS cannot. And phones are expensive, and phone services cost money well well , just like power.


What even annoys me is that you think I am working for government. You don't know the half of how I came across my thoughts. It took me several years of reading and studying, and thinking before I came to the conclusions I came.


Oga, just because I disagree with you on subsidy does not mean I hate the poor or support government. At the end of the day, Nigeria is a poor nation. Yet GSM companies work well despite charging to make a profit, and DISCOS don't despite charging to help the poor.

Don't abuse me again. Not everyone that does not think as you do works for government. Haba.

I agree with you 💯 from points 1 to 4.

But my brother, U do support the government & elites, any time subsidy talk of any type comes, You always blame the average Nigerian

On the bolded, Nigeria is not a poor per say( we buy luxury SUVs 4 almost 400 law makers who earn about 25 million a month, 5bn yatch 4 president, 20b renovation etc), its just govern by incompetent people who want the 'poor citizens' to pay bills by international standards while d minimum wage per MONTH IS around $30, even at that, a large chunk of the population dont earn that amount

In case of by-pass, isn't it done by same electricity workers? Isn't SAME ELECTRICITY WORKERS THAT FRUSTRATE YOU WHEN YOU WANT TO GET A METER, till u give up sometimes.

Average Nigerians have thier own problems, but as long as you as a business entity don't compromise..Nigerians would also fall in line. Thats just the case for GSM
Politics / Re: NERC To Sell Kaduna Electric Over N110 Billion Debt by Elsueno: 9:40am On Jan 09
nairalanda1:


Government already subsidies power. Severely even.

Hence all the discos losing money

Plus,paying for a subsidy means money has to be raised for it. And with our very low tax to gdp ratio, that won't be possible

I know u would be here, You are like the default defender of the political elites & government in Nigeria especially when it comes to providing for the masses!

You always want ur political godfathers to enjoy the largase of office & tax payers money while Nigerians work like slaves to sponsor them.


Anything subsidy that would benefit the ordinary Nigerian & reduce d enjoyment of ur political bosses is a no to you.


You want Nigerians to pay bills like developed countries without subsidy....THEN TELL UR godfathers TO PAY NIGERIANS ACCORDING TO INTERNATIONAL STANDARD

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Crime / Re: We Paid Our Kidnappers ₦91M — Abuja Music Band Leader Recounts Ordeal by Elsueno: 3:19pm On Jan 07
I really don't understand why some Nigerians like taking unnecessary risk.....A mean, u know how this country is, unless absolutely necessary, never travel too early in the morning or towards the night...
Family / Re: Wife Takes Sick Husband To Edo Hospital, Abandons Him There For Over 6 Months by Elsueno: 3:34pm On Jan 05
I would always say this, in ur whole family, ur wife is the only non blood relative you have. . no matter what, always keep in touch with ur blood relatives, They would always come through in terms of need...

Sigh

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Business / Re: Between Opay POS And Moniepoint POS Machine, Which Is Durable to used(pics) by Elsueno: 3:32pm On Jan 01
OlujobaSamuel:
I don't know what you mean by durable, if you mean gadget, most of the terminals are manufactured by the same company in China, so durability is the same.
In terms of performance, I don't know about Opay terminal, I only use the business app, while I use Moniepoint and Payforce by Fairmoney terminal and they both have good network.
The reason why you see most people using Moniepoint is just marketing, they understood the market when they came, they worked on limitations set by existing service providers like Opay and the likes in respect to ease of getting terminal, opay will require about 60k or 80k to get a terminal, Moniepoint reduced it to 20k, before anyone could get what is going on, every corner shop is having a POS terminal, since it's serving purpose, no point going for others even when they reduced their pricing

Exactly this. ☝️

Also when it comes to mobile transfer, Opay is actually the best currently followed by kuda..

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Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Still Test Running – NNPC by Elsueno: 9:52am On Jan 01
TopBanter:


Different scenario and intention entirely. PH refinery will work because a lot is riding on it.

If you love Nigeria and wish her to succeed then you will stop focusing obdurately on the delay alone and look at the bigger picture.

Will you keep kwayet...we told u, dis is a foolish endeavor....But No, u guys just want to waste money like that 'TAM' thing dey do to suck up funds.

To be honest, I am really hoping I get proven wrong & d refinery actually get to work for a long time, not just flair imported gas 4 agbdori@ns a few days yearly
Politics / Re: FG Borrows N2.94 Trillion From CBN To Service Domestic Debt In 6 Months by Elsueno: 11:04pm On Dec 31, 2023
This is just another high five to naira inflation.

This administration is extremely wasteful......sigh

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Business / Re: Naira Crashes To All-time Low, Hits N1043.09/$1 At Official Market by Elsueno: 12:15am On Dec 31, 2023
kettykin:


Eastern Nigeria, time to create and economic region independent of the comedy happening in Niger same way white south Africa is running am independent African economy in South Africa

This is crap....Just like government can survive without enough citizens to tax likewise businesses men. You guys don't exists in vacuum..While it's fun to tease agbdori@ns once in a while..The reality is, for all to really succeed, their is need for some semblance of purchasing power by the populace.

I also don't really know why the government isn't fully addressing the rate at which d middle class is getting eroded in Nigeria through japa & inflation...This is an extremely serious issue
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Elsueno: 12:24pm On Dec 30, 2023
maik99:


But how many battle navy dey even go sef
Na high seas dem dey mostly dey so even the combat officers have limited warfare engagement already

Navy personnel dey North East, they also take part in battling insurgency especially in the North East....

Besides, aren't dey mostly the ones operating in riverine areas in the south especially south south against militants & oil bunkers.


I think it's just better to stick with civilian job, if u ain't interested in combat related stuff

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NYSC / Re: Relocating To Abuja For My Nysc by Elsueno: 7:43pm On Dec 29, 2023
Unless absolutely necessary & I have no other alternative, I WOULD NOT SPEND 2.5 Million bucks on rent.


Anyways, plenty houses close to Abuja Centre with that amount.....ofcourse excluding 'maintenance & service charges' grin grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Becomes Homeless In The Uk After His Wife Dumped Him by Elsueno: 7:51pm On Dec 27, 2023
planetx:
If you will put up with the lesbian shyt, you will also put up with her bringing another nigga to fvck her on your bed.


Yap, I would till I actually get the necessary documents required for me to legally work & stay in d country....I mean, what's the point of having an emotional outburst, only to get kicked out of ur own house & then deported back to 9ja where person probably most have sold everything....& she can still "freely fuvk3 more guys on ur so called 'bed' without a care in the world.
Family / Re: Woman Rejects Christmas Car Gift From Her 200 Level Undergraduate Son (photos) by Elsueno: 7:47pm On Dec 27, 2023
Zonefree:
Must be skit.

No African mother will reject a successful son unless she's a witch.

The joy of every mother is to see her sons progress.


So, a 22 year old 200 level student should be broke and poor in Nigeria?
I bought my first land in 300 level.

This is the problem with Nigerians. The reason police profile a young boy driving a car as yahoo boy.

Young boys are making money without yahoo. Yahoo is not the only means of making money online.

As a student, learn a skill while studying. Don't always depend on your parents.

You can't know the boy more than his own mom.. its not just about being successful, but being legitimately successful!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Becomes Homeless In The Uk After His Wife Dumped Him by Elsueno: 5:19pm On Dec 24, 2023
So he couldn't be patient enough to get on his feet before lashing out since he has all the evidence.?


In fact, in this kind of situation I would just pretend I didn't notice anything, besides is just lesbian shyt, easier to put up with till you he is ready for action.

But no, the Nigerian in him had to act up, now he is freaking homeless 🙄

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Car Talk / Re: TOYOTA COROLLA: A Wise Choice Decision To Make In Nigeria Today? by Elsueno: 6:26pm On Dec 21, 2023
Its a nice car, if u live in a secured gated compound & ur work place is also well secured!....

If ur goal is fuel economy, forget that crap, u are better off with a Honda civic. ..better design, less desirable by thieves & also slightly better fuel economy than the Toyota corrola grin

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Reserves Judgment In Kano Governorship Dispute by Elsueno: 3:00pm On Dec 21, 2023
yarimo:
The Governor is wasting tax payers money, invalid votes remain invalid. The Governor should just hand over immediately

grin let agbado man & gandollar fully forced thier candidates on kano people, na dat time way him go know kano people really abhor APC. Because even initially this particular Governor was cheated during the previous elections
Car Talk / Re: Does The Police Force Has The Jurisdiction To Ask For Driver's License? by Elsueno: 6:36pm On Dec 16, 2023
Lukepeter:

Clearly he doesn't na why he pay 5k, which means he has also enjoyed from the corrupt system which he criticises.

And I think the 3 years license is even 6k sef shocked
Car Talk / Re: Does The Police Force Has The Jurisdiction To Ask For Driver's License? by Elsueno: 6:32pm On Dec 16, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
Do police have the jurisdiction to demand nor ask for driver's license?



Yes, they can demand for all necessary vehicle particulars including drivers license...it's mostly to confirm ur identity or something something.... grin
Car Talk / Re: Help, Thieves Have Ruined My Car. by Elsueno: 1:52pm On Dec 16, 2023
okoliobinna84:

Swears, very wicked human beings. The person just want to render the car useless.

But bros shocked, are u saying the neighbor way u park the car for him compound didn't even bother to go around the ride to check once in a while.

I mean, i am a bit careless, but there is no way a person would keep his stuff with me & it would get vandalized without me noticing.. cause my pride would never allow me to allow person way trust me with him property to be vandalized like that...omoh

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Family / Re: I Returned To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US – Ondo Man by Elsueno: 1:43pm On Dec 16, 2023
This papa just isn't interesting in returning, from all accounts he can easily go back to the U.S if he so wishes
Car Talk / Re: How My Mechanic Tried To Ruin My Car... by Elsueno: 8:09pm On Dec 15, 2023
sukkot:
the pumping machine comes with the power bank and the jumpstart cables for the car. you are looking at 40,000 naira for all.

its very effective. has saved me many times when idiots let the air out of my tyre because i park in front of their house



Thanks, make I add am for after December budget grin

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Car Talk / Re: How My Mechanic Tried To Ruin My Car... by Elsueno: 6:04pm On Dec 14, 2023
sukkot:
thats the problem mayneeeee y’all niggaz ain’t ready to be driving on deez streetzzz mayneee. Now everything you just described above would have been resolved easily if you had the tools and you wouldn’t have paid nothing. Now here is a picture of my tools
1-odb2 scanner to diagnose all problems
2-the diagnostic tool for battery and alternator problems
3-pumping machine to pump my tires by myself
4-power bank jumpstart kit to jumpstart my car

Please how much is that pumping machine, cause I see recently even to Guage all four tires Wan reach 1k.

So how much be the machine & how effective it is
Family / Re: How Do Married Men Hustling In The Diaspora Cope With Sexual Urges by Elsueno: 10:58pm On Dec 13, 2023
If u can't even control ur own sexual urges, what's the difference between u & a goat...

What makes us different from animals is our intelligence & self control...Anybody who fuvks around choose to do so, not because he/she can't control themselves
Business / Re: Gomoney Bank Has Been Down For A Week Now, Customers Money Trapped by Elsueno: 10:41pm On Dec 12, 2023
U people should relax, especially if ur money no pass 500k.

NdIC get u covered to the tune of 500k naira....Anymore & ur own ur own, especially 4 these obscure digital banks way only exists on servers
Family / Re: How Do You Manage With A Wasteful Over Sabi Wife by Elsueno: 4:02pm On Dec 11, 2023
Gadafii:
?

Op talk to your wife about her wasteful spending sing and probably draw up the living cost and how it’s affecting you drastically, if she doesn’t head, stop buying food inside the house in large quantities, some women just be enemy of progress

That's just it, also if u buy foodstuff in bulk, d wastage is even worse, they over cook, splash everything like say its gotten for free.

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