ponishah:


Must bring negativity?
Everybody system works differently, ordinary yam dey purge some people

U think purging is the issue?...I am talking about freaking piles. This particular potato makes person shyt very hard & big...Continuous consumption alone go tear ur Anus 🤣🤣

Pharaoh4rin I am very very serious fa, And make remind u guys SOS( drugs for treating pile) IS LIKE 18K naira currently 🤭

richiemcgold:


Does this apply to fried potatoes only or potatoes in general? Pls I'm eager to know.

Not really, but this particular one is VERY GURANTEED...highest na 5 days before the anus rupture go start..bloody too

NaijaNaWaa:
Wetin Flutterwave dey do for this kind building? Abi they just wan rub shoulders with Meta & the big boys? Start up wey still raise funds come dey pose.

As in ehn....Majority of these 9ja tech start ups like to overdo..Always want to live & behave like established tech companies abroad. Reason why they always end up crashing or astronomically increasing the price of thier service which ends to lost of customers.

This is not cheap!!!

That used to be like N50 before bulabulu

N200 would get u a full fresh yellow & black nylon worth of this 'dankalin Hausa'

Anyways, no eat too much of it sha, cause e dey make poo really hard & if U keep eating it all the time without fruits etc...Na Piles (haemorrhoids) go catch u

Gbadugbakun:
You went out with your friend to the bar, you ordered for drinks, but before they brought the drinks, you went out to make a call. When you came back, your friend has already opened it for you and even poured it in the glass.

You asked him why he did that, he said the waiter wanted to use the opener for another customer so he said let him kuku open it for you.

You move the drink one side and order for another drink. Why you guys finished drinking, you paid for the drink he opened which you didn't drink along with the ones you drank.

When you get home you receive a WhatsApp from this supposed friend asking you what you see him as, that are you trying to say he was trying to poison you? You try to reply him but he has already blocked you on Whatsapp. You try to call him but it's showing busy meaning he has blocked your number as well.

Did I do something wrong. Why would you open a drink and pour it out for someone when he didn't ask you to do so?

U DID ABSOLUTELY Nothing wrong bros, ALOT of people where poisoned or drugged through similar ways

TRUST NOBODY,
SUSPECT EVERYBODY

That's literally the best way to live long....Never stop being cautious, except for my very close blood relatives, I don't take opened drinks from nobody

flokii:


Try and visit Maiduguri.. when you leave Damaturu and start approaching Mainok, it's a different ball game.
Nigerian soldiers are trying abeg.. na so dem full inside desert protecting civilians.

I agree, last year way I ply that road, I don see them plenty especially between that Damturu & Maiduguri area

onadana:



Show me the insignia that shows she is a Non Commission Officer?

Bros, it literally on her chest...Just look at the picture of her alone with the helmet..it's right on her chest. it's also slightly visible on the third picture she took with the master sergeant 🤷

JuanDeDios:

Have you seen any place where Russia conducted a war? Be it Grozny or Alleppo or Mariupol. Have you seen pictures from these places? You guys live in your own alternative universe. Enjoy.

Gronzy
Allepo
Mariupol

Do U have any idea what all those have in common, Let me help u sha.

THEY ARE ALL have those SO CALLED "MODERATE Terrorists being sponsored by U.S.A.

Gronzy terrorists bombed a school with kids in it, played ball with the head of Russian troops. (Was destroyed & REBUILT BY RUSSIA,they even contributed troops for the SMO)

Allepo terrorists are even worst than boko haram, these guys literally slaughter even kids on video!( Russia kept Al-asad from getting the Gaddafi treatment, something the entire African leaders couldn't)

Mariupol isn't that where the freaking Azov nazi battalion got trapped & almost exterminated till dey surrendered?.. Anyways it's already mostly rebuilt BY RUSSIA

freeborn02:
Elsueno, no room for Islamic terrorists in the world

Sup Isreali goy, Ur masters threw u a banana or U still working for free as the loyal house nigger U be

Trimjos:


Black south African with AIDS and xenophobia 🤣🤣

That's so lame man, This makes us even look worse.....South Africa don leave us for dust sha, even by GDP don kick us out to 4th position.


Sometimes it's just better to keep quiet that embarrassing ourselves due to the sheer incompetence of our leaders 🤫

JuanDeDios:

Who called Russia names for recruiting whoever they like? Ehn? Everyone knows people call Russia names for attacking their neighbours and bombing day care centres, hospitals and supermarkets.

That kind of genocidal dishonor is only reserved for the Iseralis & thier chief sponsor, Da U.S.A....if Russia decided to conduct war like Isreal, we would have most likely already forgotten about a country called Ukraine

onadana:
Officer...ke..you think we don't know the insignia of the US Army.Oya correct your self..."who is a recruit in the US Army"...it's not a shame. Getting there alone is a brainer.

She is not a recruit....SHE IS Indeed an officer(NCO) a SPECIALIST to be specific, u need a college degree to get that position immediately u enlist in the U.S army. otherwise years would be needed to move through the ranks

adioolayi:
Congratulations to her...

My own focus is on the information below...

"Notably, these young political leaders are debuting in parliament as some of the highest-paid individuals in the country, with MPs now earning over 100,000 rands a month (8-million naira) following president Cyril Ramaphosa’s approval to hike salaries by 2.5%"


Elected political office holders are among the top 3% earners in SA....


Africa ..my Africa...

Dem swear for us across countries in this continent...no doubt!

And that's even considering our crazy dollar rate to naira fa. Our own guys despite not doing anything tangible for more than 50% of the year as they are always on recess on some shyt... Earn crazy sum of over 30 million naira monthly

Botragelad:

The wisdom of ageism!
Let me tell you, dear sage, your notion that a 20-year-old cannot contribute meaningfully to parliament is a hilarious relic of a bygone era. Youth is not synonymous with ignorance. In fact, research suggests that younger brains are more adaptable, and more innovative. But hey, who needs science when we have your expertise, right?

You then went ahead with your nonsense assertion that a few years after a first degree, maybe, just maybe, someone might be worthy of a seat at the table is condescending, to say the least. Do you know what someone with a fresh perspective, unjaded by the cynicism of age, can bring to the table?

And please, spare me the "life experiences" talk. As if the only valid experiences are those accumulated by wrinkling one's face and graying one's hair. What about the experiences of a young adult, grappling with the challenges of their generation? Are those not valid or valuable enough?

This arbitrary age brackets are nothing more than a flimsy excuse to dismiss the potential of an entire generation. I'll have you know, some of the most impactful contributions to history were made by individuals in their 20s. Need I remind you of Alexander the Great, Mary Shelley, or Steve Jobs?

So, no, every sane person won't be swayed by your patronizing views on youth and leadership. The truth is, age is not a determinant of wisdom, and it's time you folk stopped perpetuating that myth.

Actually, I quite agree with MartinCorridon....A few young people have tried something similar abroad...but majority of them end up being a disaster. politics unlike other fields is more of cunningness & manipulation.. Unfortunately young people in the early 20s & below are the easiet to manipulate. I believe the best YOUTHFUL representation is from the late 20s to 40s.

lmfao



Dude doesn't give a shyt about Nigerians suffering.

He just dey here to tick his bucket list & boost his ego

GODPUNISHALABI:
then u fit go russia ...both ukraine and russian dey recruit Africans wey no get military training and less understanding of the language that's why e dey seamless for Africans

Do I look like I am interested in fighting for any country?...The only People i am willing to fight for is my family alone.

CrossRhodes:

Obi does that na, unless he is not a politician anymore

He isn't holding any position for now...Na free citizen him be. But God bless am too for helping people

GODPUNISHALABI:
yes na consulate dey abj and lagos, dem go fund everything that's ur entire movement to war front ,u go get citizenship too plus money. Even ukraine dey recruit too if u go consulate

Nah, Ukraine no like us niggas...Our black a## go stain thier pure Aryan land & they also offer the shittiest pay to blavk mercenaries.

Oceanfl0w:


I know someone who fly's fpv drones for the Ukrainian military. Russia has no regard for this recruits, sending them waves after waves for assault. Then they'll be greeted by fpv's and those who manage to disembark from their assault vehicle will be destroyed with cluster mutation. Omo, no regard for life.

Well, na them sabi

This is exactly what the Ukrainians have being doing, tens of videos on telegram of the russians blowing them up. IN FACT that's the main reason Ukraine has barrier troops behind, so they could eliminate anybody who tries to turn around & run or surrender to the russians. U NATO shills have being saying Russians used waves tactics BUT YOU CANT EVEN PROVIDE A SINGLE VIDEO

Nice gesture, I haven't seen any Nigerian politicians doing such with Thier OWN HARD EARNED MONEY...kudos to the African giant. God bless da nigga

Somehow I kinda feel like these guys knew exactly what they are going into. And unless you are a prisoner who was offered freedom in exchange for fighting. Every foreigner was offered an option of fighting for citizenship or deportation when found living illegally in Russia.

Others joined on thier own free accord as 'Service guarantees citizenship" ALL WESTERN COUNTRIES/NATO INCLUDING THE U.S does same shyt. I wonder why NATO dey complain sef

Majority of Americans are dumb....not because they aren't intelligent but because of the sheer amount of propaganda they consume & how shield away they are from virtually all conflicts plus it's negative consequences. So I quite excused how easily they get manipulated.


But as an African, ur black a## should never fall for these cheap propaganda, No matter what religion they use to feed it to you.


ISREAL genocidal maniacs are all over tiktok & telegram etc. Happily celebrating the death of civilians & infants..BUT ITS ONE COOK UP story about sinwar that u choosed to believe. I marveled at how Simon ekpa & kanu manipulates IP0BIANs at first...But after a few minutes I figured u just have to hate Ab0kis, Muslims and anything related to them, And these IP0bians would worship u as thier messiah

May God never make our this desperate for power & worldly materials....
what kind of embarrassment is this sef?

Olufunmilayo111:
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Not that I'm a cheat..
I was not paid for it
And the contribution doesn't come regularly and we do it voluntarily.
There is no way we won't assist our students during exams.

Sister, that is not how to assist ur students. During our time WAEC used to give one handbook has topics that should be covered by the teachers as most questions comes out from such topics. IF TEACHERS ACTUALLY teach according to that, trust me, YOU WOULDT NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING for the students. Them go even find the exams piece of cake.

Next time, never get involved in that kind runs for any school. usually na teachers way old 4 the school in colarbo with principal way dey run that kind 'assistance'.

lmfao....I AM SOOO SHOCKED


Not really, never expected them to win sha

Female Nigerian football & sports team always live up to the hype & pass it sef.

Unlike thier male counterparts who are mostly nothing but disappointment

God!!!!! I absolutely despise terrorists... Freaking cowardly animals....Just look at what they did to this family.

Evil bastards

U see this ISWAP guys ehn....


They are even more dangerous than boko haram.


It's not about killing, but freaking influence.... very very dangerous guys. while bandits & boko haram enjoy bloodshed, rapes etc... Reason why villagers hardly exposed the ISWAP terrorists.

PUNANI01:
I like this. Senators can't be receiving millions for doing nothing and those working for 5days a week will be receiving peanuts. Force it on them; let's see if revolution will start from there.

Let's be realistic, even if we are able to force the politicians & senators to a gross of between 2-3 million naira monthly, Approving 250k would seriously damage the economy with inflation. I am advocating for an equivalent of $100 for now at least

Make them no off light sha,

I didn't learn on YouTube sha, I Just watched aboki riders for a while.

Though it wasn't mine, borrowed it from a friend for a quick errand. Just find someone to teach u, 2 days max u for don sabi everything especially if u already know the rules of the road for two wheels vehicles

why are you even asking him to do ur assignment for you?..why are u offering them money? Did he ask you?

U said you wanted someone to talk to, U found it, then talk, if they cross the line and start asking for relationship dumb thier ass.

It seems to me , U are very naive & dude probably saw that..I hope ur 'friend' aint a Predator. And stop giving personal info to online 'friends'