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olola4:
After he sold Forte Oil everyone taught it was over for him now see his comeback FEAR REAL BUSINESS MAN, THEY ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING

Oh! Spare us the lecture, he already knew through his Bossom friend that once the Dangote refinery is completed, FG will ban the importation of refined products and petrochemicals and it's game up for Forte oil.
Forte oil primary business is importation of refined products, chop subsidy money and sell to Nigerians.

Hi, which fingerprint scanner did you use for the project?

President Buhari

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He might have taken money from rogue investors, with his company now defunct with Lagos ban on okada...

Good day Nairalanders,

I would be relocating to Benin next month. I am in need of decent accomodation around sapele road axis.

Please drop comments below if you have any information that will assist me.

Many thanks.

The tweet clearly shows Atiku was replying a tweet by INVICTUSObi, probably to a question asked by the latter.

What this shows is that Atiku just like so many of you do not know how to use Twitter, since it's a convention on Twitter to mention an handle before subsequent text and not after.

I don't see how someone vying for a public office replying an electorate on social media could possibly have known that the said electorate is a fraudster.

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Facebook loss in Market capitalization was actually deliberate as Mark intend to cleanup/sanitize Facebook in the wake of the Cambridge Analytical scandal. Hence, Mark informed shareholders that in the coming years Facebook might be less profitable because the company will be moving from Newsfeeds(used to serve adverts and sponsored posts) to Stories (kind of what Snapchat has) and also to give priority to Post from friends over sponsored posts and adverts.

Such changes can ruffle advertisers, this will make them withdraw advertising Dollars and wait to understand the new Facebook before plunging back in. Even the Facebook COO admitted that they do not know how well they can monetize the platform with the proposed changes. Facebook is currently just going through a lot of experimentation to 'secure' users info (not like I believe you can actually have your info secured on any social site, I'm just not a fan).

NwaObinkita:

CYRIACUS IZUEKWE
The harbinger of strange stories of woe.


But this is obviously a lie or some romance gone bad set-up.

Which girl goes for a sēx romp carrying 150k in her purse

The article clearly states "phone and cash worth 150k" an Iphone 7 is worth upward of 250k, so it's very likely that she had property worth up to 150k on her.

I admit i was shocked when I heard the news, such brazen decision is usually not taken by a world leader.

Covet intelligence is what is being used to arm-twist nations in this modern day, Intelligence is the new warfare; at least that was what was championed by Hilary Clinton when she was Secretary of State. You smile at your enemies in the stateroom and hit hard behind their back.

They are a lot of ways attack covetly; crash their economy even further, destroy their off-shore investment, assasination, hacking, starting a revolution and funding the opposition etc. They are America, they should know of more ways. All of these can be done discretely as pay back for the election hacking allegation

Is Obama legacy going to be a starting a "cold war"?

He most likely died of HIV related complications;

He fell into coma same period in December few years ago, which made him cancel his sold out concert shows. Doctors said it was due to pneumonia, for a full grown man? it sounded off to me,pneumonia is usually severe in children n the elderly. His immune system was probably compromised. It was all over the media, I was surprised he pulled through.

Also, he is/was gay. I was really familiar with his songs beside "Careless whisper" which was more like a radio song, not like I'd go out of my way to listen to it.

Exchange your amazon gift card code for Naira. Payments can be made directly to any Nigerian bank account.

Only valid codes will be accepted. Payment will be made upon confirmation of the gift card code.

Send your gift card code to giftcard2naira@gmail.com with the account details to receive payment (Nigerian banks only).

Payment will be received within the next 24hours upon confirmation.

$20 goes for 6,400 Naira, $50 = 16,000 Naira, $100 = 32000

*$1 = 320 Naira

Exchange your Amazon gift card code for Naira. Payments can be made directly to any Nigerian bank account.

Only valid codes will be accepted. Payment will be made upon confirmation of the gift card code.

Send your gift card code to giftcard2naira@gmail.com with the account details to receive payment (Nigerian banks only).

Payment will be received within the next 24hours upon confirmation.

$20 goes for 6,000 Naira, $50 = 15,000 Naira, $100 = 30000

*$1 = 300 Naira

Hate to say you told us so...but u told us so, you actually saw the flaws of this administration beforehand.
Though, I can't blame anyone for kicking out the previous administration.
The choice before us was simply between "the devil and the deep blue sea".

Now imagine going to the cinema to see a movie, not just any movie – a pornographic movie popularly known as blue film. Watching porn in a dimly lit room with strangers, well that is possible in Japan and it is a thriving business. It is the Japanese Pink Theatre industry.

Japanese Pink theatre are basically cinemas that play softcore Japanese porn, known locally as the Poruno biru (Indecency Building). The cinemas run for 24 hours, ticket typically cost about 1,500 Yen (4,650 Naira), once admitted with your ticket, you can stay as long as you want.
http://laffmata.com/japanese-porn-cinemas/

Nick Gordon has been found responsible for the death of Whitney Houston’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown. This sentence was delivered by a Judge after Nick failed twice to appear in court for a wrongful death lawsuit filed against him by Brown’s estate.

Bobbi Kristina Brown was found unconscious in a bathtub with significant amount of drugs and alcohol found in her system in early 2015, she remained in coma for seven months before her July 2015 death at just 22 years old. The allegations brought against Nick is that he placed her in a bathtub and injected her with toxic substance after they had a fight.

Nick Gordon grew up with Bobbi Kristina as a step-brother, though he was not officially adopted by Whitney Houston. They began dating later on and announced their engagement after the death of Whitney Houston.

This is a Civil lawsuit of $10m brought against Nick Gordon, this judgement will not see him sentenced to jail yet.

http://laffmata.com/nick-gordon-found-responsible-death-whitneys-daugther-kristina/

The tracking history will show search made on Google, website visited, Images view and Youtube videos watched online.

Some of us might not want to call up our previous search history, we might even want to browse the web without footprints. But it could be helpful sometimes to call up our search history, we can easily do that in simple steps:

Type myactivity.google.com into the address bar of the browser, where you would normally put a web address.
Login to your Google account if you were not logged in, a dashboard will appear where you can bundle-view items, or view item individually.
You can specify what get saved through the activity controls on the left-hand menu.
Your search history is private and can be seen by only you, so do not keep your Google account signed in.
The tracking activity works across devices.

http://laffmata.com/see-every-google-search-ever-made/

Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo is who has been President of Equatorial Guinea since 1979 since he ousted his uncle, Francisco Macías Nguema, in an August 1979 military coup to emerge as president. He is the longest serving leader in Africa and the entire world.

He achieved the rank of lieutenant after his uncle, Francisco Macías Nguema, was elected the country's first president. He quickly rose through the ranks and held key positions under his uncle's rule.

After overthrowing his uncle in a bloody coup in 1979, he eventually sentenced him to death by firing squad.

In July 2003, state-operated radio declared Obiang "the country's god" with "all power over men and things." It added that the president was "in permanent contact with the Almighty" and "can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell." He personally made similar comments in 1993. Macías had also proclaimed himself a god.

Obiang has encouraged his cult of personality by ensuring that public speeches end in well-wishing for himself rather than for the republic. Many important buildings have a presidential lodge, many towns and cities have streets commemorating Obiang's coup against Macías, and many people wear clothes with his face printed on them.

Like his predecessor and other African dictators such as Idi Amin and Mobutu Sese Seko, Obiang has assigned to himself several creative titles. Among them are "gentleman of the great island of Bioko, Annobón and Río Muni." He also refers to himself as El Jefe (the boss).

In 2008, American journalist Peter Maass identified Obiang as Africa's worst dictator, worse than Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe.

Since the downfall of Muammar Gaddafi in October 2011, Obiang has become the world's third longest-ruling non-royal head of state.

Abuses under Obiang have included "unlawful killings by security forces; government-sanctioned kidnappings; systematic torture of prisoners and detainees by security forces; life-threatening conditions in prisons and detention facilities; impunity; arbitrary arrest, detention, and incommunicado detention."

Obiang has not been spared accusation of cannibalism by his rival:

One rival, Severo Moto, recalled how Obiang had 'just devoured a political commissioner...I say devoured because this commissioner was buried without the testicles and the brain.'

junior-obiang
Obiang son, Teodorin Obiang who is currently the Vice President.
'[He] wants me to go back to Guinea ... [so he can] eat my testicles.'

Forbes magazine has said that Obiang, with a net worth of US$600 million, is one of the world's wealthiest heads of state. In 2003, he took over the state treasury of the oil rich Equatorial Guinea in order to prevent civil servants from being tempted to engage in corrupt practices, he then went further to deposit more than half a billion dollars into accounts controlled by himself and his family at Riggs Bank in Washington, D.C.

President Obiang's son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue who is currently the Vice Presindent has come under heavy criticism by the French government for his jet set lifestyle and wanton acquisition of property.

"http://laffmata.com/african-cruelest-dictator-teodoro-obiang-nguema-mbasogo"

Brilliant expression of aesthetics. Good job.

scully95:
https://ooduarere.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/pms-333x330.jpg

See minimum wage in Top 10 Oil Producing Countries (Compare and contrast by population and get the average of top 10 countries using the data above)
Why minimum wage in Nigeria is the lowest is because of the Population. Let try to proof that!

Nigeria has Population of more than 170 million.
The highest minimum wage in which Venezuala has 30 Million people.

Lets assume we are using 170 Million in Nigeria which is more than that.

170m/30m = 5.6m Meaning Nigeria is 5.6 times more than Vene in population.

Therefore, Venezuela should be getting 18,000x 5.6= 100,800 Here Nigeria is making more than Venezuela in Minimum wage in comparison to the population.

Price Per litter: Venezuela is surely more preferable to Nigeria in Price per L
Lets proof that.
Comparing Nigeria's Population to venezuela price per L.
170m = 30m
xN = 3.61N
20N

Nigeria should be paying 20 Naira per L in correlation with Venezeula.
Conclusion, no matter how you try to calculate it, Nigeria should be paying less for PMS. At least at 20N per L in comparison to venezuela .



Lets do Kuwait.
Population in Kuwait - 3.369M
population in Nigeria - 170M

170m/3.369 m=50m Here Kuwait should be getting 50x18,000 as minimum wage= 900,000 ( But Kuwait is getting 161,461Naira) Again Nigeria is better paid than Kuwait when you compare the population to minimum wage in Nigeria.

Now lets calculate the pms Price.
Comparing Population of Nigeria to Kuwait price per L.
170m=3.369M
xN = 34.54N
N1742 per L
Nigeria should be paying N1742 per L when you compare it to Kuwait. (O boy)Nigeria is better here oh.

Nigeria is 50 times more than Kuwait in Population
Calculate the rest and get the average of top countries. This should be what Nigeria should be paying per L
if it's less than 141 then 141 is not bad. The way I am looking at it, it will be more than 141 cos the average of the two we have calculated is 1742+20/2= 881Naira per Litre.




WHat is your Final answer ?

What is this? Your calculation is faulty, how many ppl are in the Govt's employ? Is there any social welfare scheme to cater for the vast majority of unemployed citizens?

Your calculations would be right of only the Nigerian govt was spreading her resources thin to cater for the entire population.

Please stop with your calculations, it makes one look stupid.

Is it Christmas decoration I'm seeing in the Emir's palace?

source: http://laffmata.com/scene-from-a-nollywood-movie/

"Your" Gynaecologist might just be sleeping with her...

I think the Moulin Rouge is the most beautiful musical/love story ever. Sadly, I haven't seen anyone that shares this Moulin Rouge obsession with me... The movie should have a cult of followers.

I can't seem to find the Bling bling Pastor...

Tinubu:
Summary of the story....

They didn't steal the meat from the pot...The meat was taken from the pot and given to Bingo, so that Bingo would chill and not bite the owner....


Whichever way, the meat is all gone... And it disappeared during the fisherman's watch


Next thing they will tell us is.... We all have to be sold into slavery in order to realize funds to breast-feed the economy and defend the integrity of our beloved Naira

No, more like they ate the bingo's meat and so had to give it the meat in the pot... So technically, they didn't steal the meat in the pot
Buhahaha... Such a load of crap.

If you can ensure to go with a copy of your birth certificate, you'd need it.