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THE PUPPY LOOKS SO CUTE. HOW MUCH WILL IT COST TO BRING HIM HOME?

i wish to throw a little light on some of the games that Nigerian banks play with with applicants.

They give you unrealistic targets that they know is impossible for you to achieve. This is because they have no initial plan of employing athough they still desire to expand their deposit base.
they know that there are desperate applicants always willing to give a try so they capitalise on that. You work your ass of trying to reach their target but you cant.

Already, you have succeeded in getting them some customers and increased their deposit base and they throw you out but the customers you made and their deposits still remains theirs. AND YOU DONT GET EMPLOYED OR COMPENSATED FOR YOUR EFFORTS AND YOU BLAME YOURSELF FOR NOT MEETING THEIR TARGET AND YOU DONT POINT ANY ACCUSING FINGER AT THEM BUT AT YOURSELF.

THAT IS WHAT OUR BANKING SECTOR HAS DEGENERATED INTO. IT HAPPENED TO ME SEVERALLY AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT ,HENCE IT CONTINUES.

THIS WAS SENT TO MY EMAIL BY A FRIEND. CHECK IT OUT.

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

nice.

PIECE OF CAKE! JUST LIKE ASKING WHICH WEIGHS MORE, 1kg of paper and 1kg of steel.

@ POSTER,

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. KEEP IT COMING.

good one.keep it up.

loooooooooooooool! i just love this! if say my oga no dey office, i for roll for ground!

Nice one.

Fellow nls,

Something happened that i want you all to review and tell me if i was really @ fault.

On thursday nite, i met three girls outside an eatery and we introduced ourselves. I was really interested in d one called Esther so finally, i exchanged numbers with her.I told her i wld call her on friday so we cld hang out together. Friday (Yesterday), i called her and she told me a joint to go wait for her (It was in her area and she said she wld only take 10 minutes). 1 hour 20 minutes later, i saw a group of 5 girls walking in.

I wasnt bothered bc i wasnt expecting more than one person. My phone rang and she told me that "THEY" were outside. They? . I went to meet them and we sat down. I thought she wanted to cancel our outing but, no, so i had to ask her if her friends were going somewhere and she said no that they just came to hang out with her.

I called her to one side (i was very embarrassed) and told her i was not prepared to host a crowd and she reassured me that they just wanted to take sth light, so i relaxed a little and went to sit down again.

These girls started ordering. My God, where in the world am i supposed to get money to pay for all these? Well , i looked left and right, called Esther again and told her that i couldnt pay for their order and that i was leaving. She said i shld give her the amount i had so that they wld add up and pay but i refused and left.

Since that yesterday, she and her friends(i think she gave them my number) have been calling me and pouring all sorts of insults on me and sending me awful text messages.

Tell me where on earth did i go wrong in all this? I never told her to invite any of her friends along!

@abekeade,

delivery address pls. in full.

@abekeade,

what d u all want for ur val? ur wish is my command.

@abekeade,

see as hunter dey take turn to prey. Anyway, anywia u lead, i will follow.GBAM!

@abekeade,

are u really sure ebony wld really like d position of assisstant valentine?

I think just u are enough. there are ten days to go and ebony is too hot. she can get as many as she wishes.Ebony abi na lie i dey lie?

@abekeade,

Am on bended knee, with a red rose in my arm , asking you to be my valentine now and always.@};-

Am a very shy guy(?),

@Abekeade08, may i be ur valentine?

@ ayety,

Haba, cant u know when a guy is in love?

@ poster, i understand ur plight. i lost contact wth my first love since 1994 but thanks to God, i saw her on f/b in january and we are reunited. it will definitely be d same for u.

@ poster,

OBJECTION! I ONLY SUPPORT VAL WTH D OPPOSITE GENDER.

@nana,

i readily concur, even as a guy(not gay), i couldnt just but wonder. This kind person no suppose die, i swear. He shld be given excemption from dying.God is wonderful!

@ admin,

i suggest a psychiatric test as a prerequisite for membership to nl. dr shld be a presentation of medical certificate!I rest my case.Gbam!

@ Sweetpie,

U c y i said 9ja babes r d best. Dr is definitely no rivalry.

Let me state it categorically here," 9JA GIRLS, UNA TOO HOT" Sotay, una dey make us catch fire! And i strongly believe am speaking for all the virile men out there. 9ja babes are d best anytime, anyday!ONE LOVE.

see make i tell una, if e no worth staring @, i dont stare,but if its just d way i love it, men, eyes wide open, mouth agape, i stare and i stare and even make d person uncomfortable, I might never see it again! LOL.

@mama-gee,

Pls, d u mind not showing pix like these hia? how d u want guys like us to survive after u have shown ladies dat dr are men like these out there, d u think it will still b easy for us to cope? u no see say one peson don dey jealous already calling dem obama and commando? u dey find our trouble ooo!
Anyway, me i knw say if i chop wetin dem dey chop, i go fine pass dem well well, no be so? Just kidding, anyway.