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God fearing? confirmed? what d u know? confirmed by who? u or ur likes? u think bc u met a girl in d church means she is born again? pple give themselves to God when devil himself has rejected them. you dont know anything. are u literate enough to understand what d topic is about or bc nl is free den u r fee to monkey around?

D ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CALL GIRL AND D EVERYDAY GIRL IS "LOCATION". ONCE A CALL GIRL CHANGES HER LOCATION, SHE HAS TURNED TO A "NEW CHASSIS" SO HOW DO U KNOW?

I never toast any girl wey never gree for me, i swear. U think say na lie?

My secret? I never toast fine girl before, only the ugly rejected one. That way, they are always a sitting duck for me and are always all over me.
U think say na lie? No try am. Leave d ugly ones for me abeg.

@foyeks2001,

Oju to nsoro.

lololol

Nice Mouth Action there. Good one.

@ poster,

Wetin u sef dey find for all d clubs in uk? Let me ask u something, "Do u expect every clubber in uk to be clubbing for the same reason y u are clubbing?

Their motive is different frm urs. U go to every club and do ur thing, and they go to club and do their thing too.

B4 u talk about when u shld have a b/f, u shld firt consider:

1. When u are ready for a heart break,

2. When u are ready for pregnancy.

when u are able to answer these personal questions, then u are ready to have a boyfriend. its personal.

i no fit shout!

lol. na wah to u!

check out!

Short cut. Ask for her number. flash her with urs get her to save it. send her a love text.chikina.

@ poster,

Pls can i send u my account details so u crediy my account with the money? i promise to convince ur boyfriend to take it. cross my heart.

@ IG Girl,

welcome on board, girl. Hope u like it here.

Hi Guys i just stumble on your messages yesterday though old and out dated they are not all correct especially about Esther Breakthrough. from what many of you said, none has given it a trial so condemning the agency is certainly not the the best interest of the nation or the innocent job seekers. i will suggest you give an overwhelming evidence before you go on to condemn. Though i have not got a job through them, yet i see them as a responsible agency. Let just pray that the fear of God should be their watch words in their dealings with job seekers and Nigerians generally.



I can c u dis is ur first post in nl. y does it have to be in protection of esther breakthrough? are u their agent or accomplice? pple are talking frm experience and u are yakking away. Have u eva heard dat a wise man learns frm another person's experience and not his own?

Nowadays, they are diverting to calling themselves,"EBT" . Why is that? is there something they are trying to hide?

there is no limit to d number of girl friends u can have at a time but u must give up a lot of things to keep up with all of them. u spend time, strength , money etc and u lie more b/c u dont want them to know about one another. it is possible but , na body go tell u.

nigerian men dont fall in love, we fall in lust and we are very quick to fall out too.

I dont remember d poster asking anyone who is not a flirt to sign in but we all did! what does it make us all, even the ones wey dey claim? who invited u sef? abeg leave d poster alone.

@ poster,

Stress positive always. i choose to be a noble person and not to be a common person, i try to develop the talent that God gave to me but enemies depress me, the world is a stage, u understand sha?

@poster,

I know hw u feel, take heart. it happens in marriages much less a r/ship. your girl is d problem but thank God that u found out early enough. Let them go and give them your blessing(sincerely). We just have to face the fact that we sometimes are dating the wrong persons,if they are right for eachother, let them go ahead, she obviously is not yours.your miracle is on the way.

It becomes your burden if u carry it in your mind but let it be their burden and let them carry it.They will expect you to spit fire and brimstone so dont prove them right,. Let the girl go but u shld now be aware that your friend cant be trusted, just keep him at a safe distance.

ur girl is at ur doorstep.

@doggyall,

U SAID ALL THERE IS TO SAY. CASE CLOSED.DISCHARGED AND ACQUITTED.

For four years dat u dated, u could hardly stay a day wthout seeing eachother and she has run away for how long now? without seeing or communicating wth u?She seems to be her only daughter and yet u are not sure after 4 years? If she offerd u 50k u should hurry and grab it cos ur love is worth far less.

u no go wash undies but u go chop d food wey dey inside undies, abi? d wash wey ur dingle dangle do and d one wey ur hand do which one worse pass? it smells and tastes like shit, thank God i no march am.

@ poster- u went into d r/ship wth ur eyes wide open. u said u met him and within a month, he was married. this means he was engaged when u met him and u must have sensed something was amiss yet u turned d other way.

Did u think about ur boyfriend? Did it occur to u that u were cheating on him? No, u are not looking for help to end d r/ship, u are looking for a little encouragement, to see if there are pple that will encourage u.

When u spoke with his wife, whom did u introduce urself as? a cousin? a colleague? certainly u didnt introduce urself as d other woman. D guy sweet, he is caring, how did u find all that out?
Dem say river no dey drown person wey him no see him leg. There is law of KARMA u know.

B4 u tell someone that u will offer him a job in the US, u should make sure u have set foot in cotonou first.

No one shld get me wrong but y do i smell a rat? i hope i dont send my cv and start receiving unnecessary mails in my inbox instead of invitation for interviews and someone will call my line and start telling me " Me Togolaise,me ship merchant, bla , bla, bla". I only said i hope, anyway.

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Pedro and Maria got married.  Pedro was experienced, while Maria was naive.  On
their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, “Pedro!  What is that handle-like thing hanging between your legs?”

Pedro was a quick thinker. “Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these handles that will give you immense pleasure… And then he proudly showed her what it was for.  Maria was more than pleased.

After the honeymoon was over, Pedro went back to work.  He returned home to
find an upset Maria waiting on their front porch.

“Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those and yet
today, when I saw Steve changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!” 

Ever fast on his feet, Pedro said, “Oh, Maria, Steve is my best friend… since I had two, I gave him one.  So he is the only other man in the world with one.”

A sceptical Maria accepted this answer, but when Pedro returned home the next
day, an agitated Maria was waiting on the porch.

“Maria?  Now  what's wrong?”

“Damn it, Pedro. You gave the better one to Steve!”

This is a true story anyway. Two small boys were locked in the second floor of their building by their parents so that they wouldnt go down and play. Soon they got tired and planned on how to leave the flat. The older one suggested to the younger one that he(the older one) would jump down from the balcony and go round and open the back door from the back for the younger one.

He jumped down and remained there (fainted). The younger one got tired of waiting for him  and decided to jump down too. He jumped down, sustained some bruises, still joined his mates in playing.

The parents came back and were alarmed to see him downstairs playing. How did u come down stairs, they asked him.He answered that he jumped down from the balcony. What of your elder brother, they asked? He jumped down and fell asleep on the ground, he replied. Both had to be rushed to the hospital at once.