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sweetilicious:
I believe you Tiwa. Being accused of infidelity hurts so bad especially when your hands are clean. Why would she cheat on her husband? Yes maybe she is not devoted 100% in her marriage but that doesn't mean she opens her laps for people. I feel her pains

And you are sure she doesn't cheat because you are her Tiwa?

I'm sure if it was a guy that was accused of cheating, all Nairaland ladies would have a field day calling all men cheats.

IrewumiO:
99k

Thank you.

What about Non-indigene?
I also forgot to ask what the other expenses are, like Acceptance and hostel.

And please which course can one who didn't choose OOU originally fill?
Is it the first or second choice course?

You know its confusing with this new Jamb system.

Please what is the school fees for computer science or statistics?

The Devil the king of the entertainment industry has decided to build an office in Lagos Island this year, hence the beef and fights, even though the building is still under construction.

Double post.

Don't even bother compelling them to listen to the voice of reason.

Nigerians always hate what they can't afford, and have a compulsion to engage in needless superiority battles.

They'll keep hailing their alma mater as better than any private school, but they can't even point out a notable research or discovery their school has made despite the 'astonishing' number of 'professors' they have.

We all know by now that dull students abound everywhere, as confirmed by the OAU student who didn't even know the use of punctuation nor could spell better than a primary school kid. (I'm talking about the guy that created a thread bashing private universities a few days ago.)
Dude even hailed himself as 'brilliant'

These same superiority complex ensured the total marginalization of HND graduates today.


I heard Private secondary schools were detested years ago, but every capable parent knows better.
I foresee this happening to universities in a decade or two.

What I find funny is these so called Pan-Africanists who believe the West hates us for calling for devaluation.

They believe they are just portfolio investors who have no interest in Nigeria long term.

But they haven't still explained why Buhari still travels every month to beg those same investors to invest in Nigeria.

Since Buhari knew they are useless, why has he been wasting taxpayers money going on such trips?

Delusion!

At least now the oil price is rising, they'll shut up and get to work.

raumdeuter:
Mourinho that played no striker vs David Moyes Man Utd? Mourinho parks anytime he plays Bayern, He parked vs Liverpool, He parked vs Arsenal, parks vs City, It was Mourinho who coached Chelsea to a 30% possesion game vs Atletico at calderon

You want more instances?

Edit: Why was it that it was the more expensively assembled Chelsea that parked against Atletico? Until you give Simeone a half a billion dollar squad like mourinho and he still parks the bus before you can say

Okay, he was accused of being negative at Madrid, yet Madrid scored record number of goals.
I think he parked mostly in his first season in England (2nd spell), because he still arguably had a weaker squad.
He still even whipped Moyes black and blue that season, 6-0 I think.

His second season had Chelsea playing some stunning football for a great part of the season.


I think It's difficult to have this argument since Simeone doesn't have an expensive squad yet.

raumdeuter:
I disagree. I had the argument on the Chelsea thread once, and Simeone only parks the bus vs sides that are superior on paper

When they played Chelsea in 2014 semi finals. They dominated possesion 70% at Calderon and minus vs Barca Madrid Bayern they do attack other teams

Mourinho only parks the bus against Barcelona too, but crushes other teams..

They are no different.

Edit.... Don't forget that when two negative teams meet, one would definitely boss possession, hence Ath dominating Chelsea.

raumdeuter:
I am not pissed by Simeone's bus. I like it. He doesnt have the means and he puts out whatever tactics would make his team win. Its left to teams to break it down

This is different from Chelsea assemblying mega stars worth 100's of millions and still parking the bus

If Elche parks bus vs Barcelona no one would complain its when a club like Madrid with their mega stars does same that people usually complain

I agree.

But I know even if you give Simeone a megastar studded club, he would still pack the bus..
Coaches never change their ways.

raumdeuter:
Every season Pep has played as a manager he has played the CL semi. When was the last time we can say same about your team or any of your coaches

This is about Bayern bros

He just doesn't seem to have the answer against Spanish opposition right?

I hope you win the next leg though, cos I'm beginning to get pissed with Simeone's Bus.

chrisley024:
Sometimes I see Pep as LvG's higher version; always tweaking and experimenting with the team.

This is funny!

Ramdeuter sir, where are you...

Everybody owning Pep's Bayern since 12 AD.


Edit..... All Spanish giants to be precise.

RuuDie:
When an EPL side does it, they call it "parking the bus" and "negative football"... just saying!

Just what I was going to say.

They call Mourinho negative and call Simeone a genius!
IMO, Athletico is the most negative team in champions league history.

From beginning to the end, negativity.

louiscole360:
But I thought they were only giving you ideas on which phone to go for!

Please read my original post.

nonsoroyalty:
this guy u just can't admit u are the f.cked up one ehn? Okay i admit am one of the cule that said iniesta is f.cked happy feel-O-suffering

What I wrote up there is simple English, but you can't still comprehend.

Bye for now!

nonsoroyalty:
sharap u sentimental werey i saw the post, and yeah u edited it but well i'll pretend like nothing happened good day mr iniesta is f.cked.

Lol...

Grasping at straws...

What was the context of the argument ode?

It was about Herrera being poor because he offered less assists and goals this season.
I then pointed out a few more recognized midfielders with poor goal and assists rate too...

So in this context, why would I say Iniesta is fu***cked without relating it to the context of our argument?

Weyrey...

Admit your maestro doesn't score nor assist much and be gone...

Topmaike007:
pls stop the itch I have rich relatives I just don't have time for any person pls stop it the former minister of health in Nigeria is my uncle Mr onyebuchi chukwuma ...we don't beg to eat pls stop it you guys started it yesterday

Would you shut up and go buy an English book!

What's the difference between you and the girl who couldn't write a letter, when you can't even use punctuations or spell words decently.

Even the thought process in your original post stinks of ignorance and hasty generalization.

raumdeuter:
Wetin you find reach here Ishi? You wan ban elxandre for yarning opat?

I never do reach the one wey you dey do on top NL, you dey call ishilove

sebod:
Nawah ooooo. This is one of the issues with many guys here: resorting to insults on what's not.
Like I said before, if you as a Man U fan stumbles on a post on NL that says 'Man U fans have agreed Scholes was a useless player' you would ask questions without even thinking outside of NL. So you are free to edit your post to accommodate off NL Barca fans.
You can continue with your argument full of curse and insults as that's your stronghold, but believe me, resorting to insults on a mere argument or debate is a sign of weakness and insecurity. I don't do it and will definitely not start with you.
Everybody has friends outside NL obviously, but, when logged on to NL, it's assumed we are dealing with folks on NL. And when not, there's need to always clarify.

I don't even know why I was pissed yesterday sef.

Yes, I never resort to these things, but most of your Barca folks do it all the time, so I admit I jumped into conclusion you were one of them, especially since tagged some of the insultive ones in your post.

No vex, since you are an exception.

nonsoroyalty:
dude u just edited ur old posts hahahaha u are doomed *spits*

I don't do that low life thrash.

I might add more details, but I will NEVER change what I wrote.

What for?

You never read the original post because you were only jumping on the bandwagon.
How would you see what I wrote?

Smh!

bykebyke:
Ahh..defeat ke?..I wasn't aware we were fighting.

For the emboldened,You've already conceded defeat.(Are you related to Jonathan? )

You can't tell a Police Man that Chukwudi stole your money and yet you refuse to tell the Police man where Chukwudi lives.

Goodnight Sir.

This analogy doesn't even make sense for fu*k sake.

Good morning.

bykebyke:
Yes yes yes..You have corrected the statement.

Oya show us who made it here on Nairaland.

I refuse to tell you

You're just a troublemaker who can't accept defeat.

bykebyke:
Me too I do not want to argue. Just show us the Barcelona fan on Nairaland who said "Iniesta is f**ked."

Ode.

You don change am to *Iniesta is fu***ked*

"Iniesta's assist and goal rate is fu***ked" was what I said.

Prove this is a lie with stats before you start looking for who to engage in baseless arguments.

raumdeuter:
There's a Yoruba proverb that says its when people want to lie that they claim the witness is not anyone around here or the witness is in heaven

You can't just believe it that not everyone would rather lie just to win an argument

bykebyke:
When you made that assertion,did you make it outside Nairaland?

So what?
Someone on NL actually said this, and it made me remember what my friends said some years ago about Iniesta.

I just don't want to bring anyone into unnecessary arguments.

The facts are there already that Iniesta has only scored once in 35 league games this season plus two assists.

You can cry if you wish it won't change the stats.

Wait....
Gareth Barry even has more league assists than Iniesta's total career assists...


I know you can't comprehend and would conclude I'm inferring that Barry is better than Iniesta..

raumdeuter:
I know someone outside Nairaland who said Onigbinde was better than Ferguson. Today is the day to honor the faceless nameless people we know when we want to yarn opata

Sir,
I'm not like you who would rather lie to win arguments.

Those guys were my friends 5 years ago.

nonsoroyalty:
oga we need names na is it hard?

Nonso, George, Ife.

You idioot, I have friends outside Nairaland!
Try getting a life outside here, it's nice

sebod:
SMH really!
I just weak!
You know I don't find trouble. I only asked to know who admitted that as he too (as a Man U fan) would ask questions should anyone claim Man U fans admitted Scholes is an unproductive nigga.

You suffer from comprehension issues.

I never said Iniesta is a poor player, but I said he has poor goals and assist rate.

Scholes had 107 goals for United, so why would we accuse him of being unproductive goal wise?
Compare this to Iniesta who has 1 goal and 2 assists in 35 league matches this season.
All his goals for Barca? That's just 34!

Can you now see how fooolish you are?


We were talking, you went to call your Barca goons which shows that you not only follow Bandwagons, but you also don't have a mind of your own.


You are simply not "Not Man enough"!

nonsoroyalty:
i wonder how a man would wake up to make a silly statement like that?

I didn't make that up.

Some Barca fans said it years ago with Iniesta and Xavi at their peak.
Iniesta scored a few goals that season, and my guys insisted a player of his calibre should score and assists far more.

Is it a secret that even when Messi was a false 9, he still had more than double of Iniesta's assist rate? (The best attacking midfielder in the world at that time.)

I no wan argue abeg Barca matter here abeg.

Wait for me on your thread, I'll be there when you end up trophyless