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Politics / Re: Checkout James Ibori's Swag As He Arrives Venue Of His Thanksgiving Service 2day by emamos: 12:12pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
BUHARIISCURSED:speak for urself 1 Like 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Blackberry 'mercury' To Be Released On February 25th by emamos: 9:11am On Feb 12, 2017 |
finalboss:check ur mail sir |
Romance / Re: #5000 Each For 10 Lucky Winners In This Section by emamos: 4:23pm On Feb 11, 2017 |
Pluto16:lol |
Crime / Re: Soldiers Who Assaulted A Crippled Man In Onitsha Face Court Martial by emamos: 6:26pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Dats gud |
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by emamos: 2:30pm On Feb 02, 2017 |
KingsleyTMTTM:it z the same |
Politics / Re: Saraki, Dogara, 2 Others Accused Of Stealing N630m By Paying Rent To Themselves by emamos: 5:11pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
Stealing is not kwaruption |
Politics / Re: President Jammeh Gets His Plane Ready As Nigerian Warship Heads To Gambia.Photos by emamos: 8:25am On Jan 18, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: Yoruba Language Used To Welcome Dignitaries At The Africa-France Summit (Photo) by emamos: 8:56pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
O daa be 60 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Dec.2014 vs Dec.2016,APC last Christmas in bondage promise to Nigerians,the real by emamos: 10:07am On Dec 24, 2016 |
Source n sauce |
Politics / Re: Welcome Home Party Held For Oshiomhole At Iyamho by emamos: 12:46pm On Nov 14, 2016 |
Peterpanny:silly ? |
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Hands Over To Godwin Obaseki (Photos) by emamos: 1:34pm On Nov 12, 2016 |
Oye a mori |
Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Flaunts His Car Garage by emamos: 12:54pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
rheether:can we see your legs? 49 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Olusegun Agbaje: I Was Offered N500Million To Rig Election By PDP by emamos: 12:32pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
It is well. |
Politics / Re: Afenifere Chieftain, Olaniwun Ajayi Is Dead by emamos: 12:04pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
Rip |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s Girlfriend, Justine Skye, Jealous Over Photo He Posted by emamos: 11:33am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Tastemoney:grammAr |
Politics / Re: I Will Treat All Nigerians Equitably - Buhari by emamos: 8:15am On Nov 04, 2016 |
I will |
Health / Re: 7 Funny Signs You Are In A Nigerian Hospital by emamos: 11:00am On Nov 02, 2016 |
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Health / 7 Funny Signs You Are In A Nigerian Hospital by emamos: 10:59am On Nov 02, 2016 |
[quote]No one looks forward to a health crisis, but at some points in time, visits to the hospital are inevitable. For those in Nigeria, whether it is for a routine check-up, to get treatment or to volunteer and help sick people into the ward, certain experiences make a trip to the hospital unique. Jumia Travel, Africa’s No.1 online hotel booking portal shares 7 of the funny signs that you are in a Nigerian hospital. The nurse shares her opinion on your weight In any Nigerian hospital, before you see the doctor, your temperature and blood pressure, as well as weight, is recorded. Do not be surprised when the nurse makes a bold comment as “Ah, aunty, you are too big for your height, please work on it, oh, It is not attractive” or “ Haba, you are too thin, you no dey chop”. Basically, Nigerian nurses feel they have the license to share their opinions with you and usually, you cannot argue with them. The receptionist would rather watch African Magic Most hospitals in Nigeria now are starting to adopt the Electronic Paperwork system, and almost every receptionist or front desk staff in Nigerian hospitals, especially old hospitals, find this annoying. They prefer to just sit, hand out files and watch African Magic on television. In fact, sometimes, they would ignore patients so they do not miss a particular scene in a movie. You wait so long for everything From submitting your card, to seeing the doctor, taking tests and collecting your drugs from the pharmacy, you are bound to spend almost an entire day at a Nigerian hospital. The staff seem to take their sweet time in doing almost everything, and so even when there is no crowd, you still have to wait. Good thing is that most of the hospitals have canteens and tuckshops where you can go and eat when you start to get hungry. There is that IZAL smell It seems like almost every hospital in Nigeria, especially the public ones, made a decision that they would use IZAL, a strong and very pungent disinfectant, to clean their environs. This smell usually is nauseating, especially when the toilet is not properly cleaned and the offensive odour of faeces and urine mixes with the disinfectant. The doctor already knows what is wrong with you Most doctors automatically match symptoms with malaria and typhoid, and so they rush diagnosis without taking basic tests. The patients, who are most times too scared to disagree with the doctor, just agree with the diagnostics and eventually go back when the treatment does not cater to the problem. Sometimes, you cannot blame them as giving Nigerian patients’ room to express themselves fully could encourage them to over exaggerate their symptoms. You must buy your meds from the hospital If you are visiting a doctor in a Nigerian hospital, be assured that you will have to buy the medication prescribed from the hospital’s pharmacy. Even when the patient requests to have the medication listed so they can purchase it on their own, the hospital would refuse. This is possibly a way for them to make extra money. Treatments are overpriced The bill you receive, usually, is quite pricey compared to the actual cost of the medication given to you and resources used on you. Even worse, the cost of being admitted is so high that some hotel rooms are leased for less. Again, 8 out of 10 hospital bills contain errors, so you may want to check your bill carefully. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/7-funny-signs-nigerian-hospital/ 20 Likes 2 Shares
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Religion / Re: Breaking: Kukah Prays For Obanikoro, Abati, Fani-kayode In EFCC Custody by emamos: 4:57pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
fiizznation:lol 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Breaking: Kukah Prays For Obanikoro, Abati, Fani-kayode In EFCC Custody by emamos: 4:53pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Realdeals:all na lie |
Religion / Re: Breaking: Kukah Prays For Obanikoro, Abati, Fani-kayode In EFCC Custody by emamos: 4:50pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
EHMIR:talking from xperience |
Religion / Re: Breaking: Kukah Prays For Obanikoro, Abati, Fani-kayode In EFCC Custody by emamos: 4:36pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
It is well |
Religion / Breaking: Kukah Prays For Obanikoro, Abati, Fani-kayode In EFCC Custody by emamos: 4:36pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Bishop of Catholic Diocese of Sokoto, Father Matthew Hassan Kukah, today, Monday paid an unscheduled visit to the custody of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Abuja, where some top-ranking Peoples Democratic Party officials, are being detained over graft-related issues.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/breaking-kukah-prays-obanikoro-abati-fani-kayode-efcc-custody/ |
Politics / Re: 200,000 Unemployed Graduates To Get Jobs Before End Of October 2016– Osinbanjo by emamos: 2:25pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Keneking:scammer,scammest 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 200,000 Unemployed Graduates To Get Jobs Before End Of October 2016– Osinbanjo by emamos: 2:21pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Pastor,it is well. 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Team Anambra Wins 18 Medals In 10 Events At National Youth Games In UNILORIN by emamos: 2:14pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
Congrats |
Business / Re: Nigerains Are Suffering, Poverty Is The Reason Behind Kidnapping- Dangote by emamos: 1:52pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
It s well. |
Politics / Re: Lawyers In Anti-DSS Protest In Abuja Over Judges Arrest (photos) by emamos: 1:36pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
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Business / Re: A Blind Man In Jos Selling Phone Cords/Chargers (Photos) by emamos: 12:28pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
God bles him. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Man Treks From Lagos To Zaria For Lover by emamos: 12:16pm On Oct 31, 2016 |
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