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Reference: copied from @dj_peejay (Twitter)

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And pls guys my signature is saying something Biko..

9. The Ones that forget

These ones don’t even remember.. Na people Dey help them remember.

8. The Plenty wishes No Gift

Most common way of celebrating birthdays these days... PLENTY NOTIFICATIONS & Zero gifts. Some people will still abbreviate the wishes “HBD, LLNP, GGMUB...”
Nawa ooh. Naso you stingy with wishes too? �‍♂️

The Wishes Vs The Gifts

7. The Billing Squad.

These ones ehn, on their birthday they’ll start acting like they’re they’re the one ‘governing lagos’... they wantu “TAX EVERYBODY”... Using birthday to do banbiala

6. The Saxophone Victim

Set awon “awwwwnnn ”..... small birthday, be blowing saxophone, like it’s time for the second coming.

5. The Givers

These ones like to give which is really good... The only p be say, small 5 cartons of indomie that these ones will carry and go they’ll start stressing those kids & their guardians for group pictures.

4. The thinkers

These ones will spend the whole day being sad about them getting older too quick and suffering from unnecessary anxiety!

3. The benefit boys & Runs Girls

Set awon “Opor yea yea”.... Eez plenty! Once it’s these one birthday,Snapchat will suffer... club will turn upside down... some go even enter debts cos of birthday, just to show off oo.

2. The studio pics geng

Awon slay mamaaaaaaa!!!!! They’ll carry their squad to goan take birthday pics. Some will even buy aso ebi so that all their clothes will rhyme... for just birthday ooh

10 different people & how they celebrate their BIRTHDAYs”

A THREAD

1. The WATER BAPTISMAL celebrant

These one mostly happens at hostels.... As you turn +1 them must baptize you with water. Just pray say no be “gutter water or urine”

Well, today, it doesn't really serve a purpose, but it used to in the late 1800s. The small pocket is called a watch pocket. Back then, cowboys used to wear their watches on chains and kept them in their waistcoats. To keep them from getting broken, Levis introduced this small pocket where they could keep their watch.


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Cc: Lalasticlala

10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10


Reference: @dj_peejay Twitter


Cc. Lalasticlala

9. Your BARBER

This one knows you already... he always deliver! You don’t need to tell him what hairstyle you wants,he already knows.

8. The NOISY CLIPPER users

These ones will be using “I pass my neighbor clipper” to barb someone. From beginning till end they’ll be using screw driver to reduce volume of clipper. Ahhhhh...

7. The Naggers

Awon low budget lasisi...
Once you enter their shop,they’ll start complaining about the last person that cut your hair.. You’ll hear them say “Omo, who barb your hair last now? Him don spoil your carving... him don carry your hair go inside bla bla” Oga REST!

6. Road side Cinema

These ones will not face their barbing... They’ll keep “sharp” tv & start showing wrestling.... people will just gather the place, if you’re an introvert nothing can make you comfortable to barb there.

5. The street-treprenuer

These ones have plenty hustles inside one barbershop! There’s bet naija inside the shop,there’s viewing center, boutique inside,some even still have full chemist inside That same barbershop.

4. The Dracula

Once these ones barb you, you must have injury especially when they’re carving the hair! And you’ll not notice the injury until water touches your face...
ordinary haircut ooh,when it’s not tattoo somebody came to draw

3. Packaging Lords

Things like chilled A/C, groundnut,chin chin,water,magazines & so on.... NA DEM!!! They might even unbox new clipper just for your haircut... The things they’ll spray your hair ehn.... (PLEASE ASK FOR PRICE ooh) make motor no Jam you for express.

2. The Talkative

These ones will not keep kwayet & barb you... He’ll talk & talk till he makes mistake on the hair... you might end up telling him to barb you skin cut las las...

“10 different types of BARBERS”

A THREAD

1. The POWDER masters

These ones will design your head with powder you’ll think they’ve given you the best cut of your life... until you go home and bath.

.. This country nah cruise abeg..


Biko my signature is saying something..

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codeigniter:
it's gonna have a burning taste to them, and they won't enjoy it like l do, eba ati ila with small quantity of bitter, fish, stock fish, ponmo, meat sweet!!

After seeing a lot of people lament on NL and seeing that they (NL) ignore people who call for improvement, I saw that people need a platform beta than NL, then how do I do this? I created a Django project and started to write codes, if u see anything on the platform, I wrote it, even the unnoticeable things, it is a lot of work, it took me more than 2 months to write, and I was kind of stupid, I thought beta designs and more functionalities would make people automatically use the platform, but I was wrong, well I am not surprised this is the country where people call for change but they are not ready or comfortable to change.
The forum is a platform where u would want join, the ability to create your own category, threads, to follow people and see all their posts on ur their activities feeds, u have better of getting jobs because u get notified if a job posted meets your job tags, ability to create polls and get a bar chart and get notified when the polls expires and ability to post blogs or mini articles, the best thing here is that on complains the site get updated in real-time.
I have moved the app to AWS and got a domain
www.africonn.com. The forum design is great to me and I spend a huge amount of time on it. The only thing missing is users, if u reading this, pls check it out, I am sure it is the best Nigerian forum u have seen, it is not just some WordPress forum site or Nairaland clone I have been seeing, that more of the reason why I wrote the code in the first place. the best part is that code can be adjusted when people wants or complains it ain't rigid like Nairaland, please the least you could is sign up and share d apps with ur networks on any SM networks on your profile.
www.africonn.com/forum/signup/

not trying to discredit your work or something, but the User Interface not welcoming at all, you could have employed the service of a UI/UX DESIGNER at an affordable negotiable rate .. all in all.. you tried , you just a step away to greatness, it better than not trying at all..

you can check my signature for the UI/UX Design , and I will subsidize the price for you.

Not surprised .. Even the country itself is about to be divided.. Yeye...


Kindly spare me a minute of your time to see my signature, would mean so much to me, thanks

This Country can make someone depressed all the time .. Haha nah..petrol hike, electricity bill hike, food hike .. everything hike.. God help us Jare..


Kindly spare me a minute of your time to see my signature, would mean so much to me, thanks

I feel for the man already.. False accusation is not a good thing oo.. after 44 years ..

May we not be falsely accused of what we don't even know about!! I know what am saying because am a living witness ..

Please, Biko my signature is saying something..

SmartPolician:
You see, I have a friend who has been into forex trading for more than 10 years

He has been asking me to invest just $500 and get 25% per month, but I refused

Do you know why?

I feel that 25% is too much for him to pay me every month.

Funnily enough, I told him that I invested N1m in another forex trading company that pays me 15% every month. And they have never failed me since November 2019.

The truth is, greed kills.

would love to know the name and details of the company.. seems they are legit

christejames:
Great submission, I am also a big fan of our league and earnestly can't wait to see it become a household name on the continent.

Since we both share the same passion, if you don't mind I will like to add you to one of the best whatsapp groups in the country on Naija league, it houses some media officers, LMC officers, players, and passionate fans like us. If you do want to join please let me have your number.

okay.. 08113125929

Quote me when Bayern wins 3:2

Wao.. never knew Hertz ..the frequency man died so young..

Front page straight...

Biko my signature is saying something

This life no balance true true.. somebody networth .. ..

Pls wake me up once we get to front-page.. it the great explorer thread..


Abeg my signature is saying something..