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The presidency wrote this? Wow! What a disappointment

dtruseeker:
Seriously, this thread made my day
Upon all the suffering, Nigerians never fail to entertain

Hahahahaha... Asin eh! I just dey laugh at every post on

Pls where is the arsenal tweet?

Lol... Nonsense Sunday question
..
Which is beta between fried rice with chichken and concoction rice with crayfish ?

January 27th... BlackSunday

We just got back from church that evening and mom was in the kitchen warming stew for Sunday ritual rice when the first sound went off...
She shouted from the kitchen that I should go pack our school uniforms and lock the windows since we thought it was about to rain.. .
Then the second sound went off, this time the front windows facing the direction of the cantonement blew into the house.
Omoh! See take off.. . I ran out of the house forgetting the broken glasses on the floor, I slashed my leg and bleed while running.... .
Everyone was running to different directions, the thick smoke made it worse as 5pm seemed like midnight.
My dad locked everyone else inside the house despite the tremors.
Me wen be James Bond don run from Ikeja to cement around iyana ipaja with empty leg and a deep glass cut.

I actually passed out at cement close to a filling station cos I lost so much blood and exhausted.
I woke up the next day at infinity Medical Centre cos a good Samaritan saw me and carried me there.
No fones den so I took them to my house 2 days later, my family was already mourning until I appeared...
Rip Jamal, kemilotun, adebago... A sad day indeed

This one just finish English for this letter.

iomoge2:

Omo Yaraba ni mi o.... swagger.

can you share your recipe for this amazing delicacy?

Then what will happen to you if you where to travel by sea in a low displacement craft?

Withdraw your money let us see

Watching porn excessively.

Masturbating too much.

Having sex with strangers.

Having unsafe sex.

Getting involved in extra-marital affairs.

Eye up girls/boys on a regular basis.

Spending huge amounts of time on social websites.
Randomly browsing the Internet.

Too much dependence on Google search.

Confining to his/her comfort zone.

Chasing girls and money.

Choosing wrong life partner.

Avoiding meditation.

Wasting too much time on Nairaland (FTC gang etc) .

Not doing physical exercise.

Not reading books.

Choosing wrong career path.

Chasing fame and power instead of vision and excellence.

Satisfying everyone.

Not using smartphones wisely.

Not studying.

Becoming a work addict.

Spending less time with family.

Neglecting the old friends.

Procrastinating everything.

Smoking cigarettes and taking
drugs(Cocaine,Heroin,Marijuana).

Neglecting parents at their old age.

Trying to be a 'nice guy' all the time.

Getting in a toxic relationship.

Overlooking depositing money every month.

Drinking too much alcohol.

Wasting money to buy luxury but
unnecessary stuffs.

Giving top priority on physical appearance to choose life partner.

Taking suicidal attempts after break up.

Imitating porn on bed with girl friend/boy friend.

Trying to be a perfectionist.

Taking life seriously.

Failing to accept limitation.

Hate other religion except your own.

Involved with one sided relationship and love someone desperately,Who does not love you back.

Being emotional rather than practical for taking important decision in life.

Playing too safe in life. Example- Staying in job or relationship you don't like,less fun or adventure, procrastinating to chase your dream.

Oya

The same police abi? I hear

Computers neva work well na cctv.. What a joke

Pls Pls. .. Nobody should change lalasticlala password. ..

Wow.... Such diligence

Naija!

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned



Do the above at your own risk

I vote ivyy cc : Nljega

My view

Ebute Metta?

Pub

This shows who the real president really is...


Mafias!