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my dear
it is true that medicine is a difficult course. it requires a lot of hardwork from the student.before u venture into it, u must make sure u are up to the task. by this i mean that u must be a student that is either average or above average.if u no that u are not the type that devote more time to studies, please i beg u do not venture into this . because if u do, u might regret your actions.and if eventually u graduate with a good result which u can defend, u might endup disgracing urselve in the health institution u may be posted to. u know what i mean.
:ou fit forget knive inside pesin bele
please be wise.

A HUSBANDS MOMENT OF REALIZATION
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her
to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side, You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

A SHARP LAWYER

A lawyer defending a man accused of theft tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few small items. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.

PEPPER SELLER

A man from the village came to the capital and learned three phrases.
1.Only fifty Naira
2.Very, very fresh one
3.Not today, maybe tomorrow.

A lady came to his pepper stand and said ''how much are these peppers?'' The man said ''only fifty naira''. Then she asked ''are they fresh?'' The man said ''Very, very fresh''. She then asked, ''can I buy one?'' The man said, ''not today maybe tomorrow.''

A robber comes and said ''I'm a robber how much money do you have?'' The pepper Seller said, ''only fifty naira''. The robber said, ''are you being fresh with me?'' The pepper seller said ''Very, very fresh one''. The robber said ''Alright, that's it. I'm going to shoot you.'' The pepper Seller said ''Not today maybe tomorrow!"

The moral to this story is: If you go to a big town, learn as much of the language as possible!

JUNGLE JUSTICE

Two men were trekking through the bush when they spotted a lion who looked both hungry and fast. One of the men reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of canvas. His friend looked at him.

''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that lion?''

''I don't have to run faster than that lion,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.

dear friend
the problem could either be from your pc or the game cds you bought.
these are my reasons.
it could be that your pc does not the meet the requirements for the game to run.may be your video card, memory or something of that stuff.
it could also be that the cds you bought do not contain the complete data.that should be in it .and you should know that if a single file misses or was not properly burned to the cd.the game may install, but will certainly not run in your system.
always buy the original cd instead of patronising all the pirated cds that are sold by nigerians.

o my God, u guys are just so funny with this your "yo momma" stuff.
i heard alot of it on mtv.
but it is even funnier reading it as a text

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hello guys.
please does anyone know where to find a sat and toefle exams training/registration centre in abuja.
please if u do kindly let me know. osigwe4reil@yahoo.com

hello ibgoodnews
well idon,t really know all the departments that acceptremedials. i only know about myself.i applied for medicine and surgery

they have finished selling the forms. thatwas about 2 weeks ago

hello guys
please does anyone know if the remedial admission list for university of jos  is out?
please if u do, do not hesitate to contac t me on  . osigwe4reil@yahoo.com

o boy.
i'm not in any way trying to discourage u but i gas tell u the koko.
madonna uni has no accredition in any medical course.as for others i dont know.
morever the school will not interest u in any way .it is even worse than the secondary school i attended.u have no freedom there.can u imagine in mandonna u have to obtain permission before u leave the school gate for anything .infact life there is to hard.like a seminary school.i'm writing from experience.
if u want know more.just write to my mail box osigwe4reil@yahoo.com

abeg make sure say u laugh
because if God could make a bushman the president of USA, (George Bush) a tailor the president of Liberia,(Charles Taylor) and a Gateman the richest man in the world,(Bill Gate) then there is hope for you and i

my brother,
e baffle me i cant imagine a man having sex with a fellow man when there are ladies everywhere looking for who will help them out

is it normal to have any feelings of tension when a guy wants approach a babe for toasting? please reply

hello friends
when will the university of jos start giving the admission letters to  remedials candidates?have they started?have they finished?please i really want to know

hello friends
when will the university of jos start giving the admission letters to remedials candidates?have they started?have they finished?please i really want to know

hello guys. please does anyone know where to find a sat and toefle exams training/registration centre in abuja.
please if u do kindly let me know. osigwe4reil@yahoo.com