just wanted to make u have a partner for a while, i dont do this normally, so my way is outta here, ciao

could use a lil company
nice jokes though

yo mama's so ugly, minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her, "

Yo momma's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid when she read on her job application not to write below the dotted line she wrote "O.K." below the line

Yo momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

Yo momma's so stupid she was standing in a bus, i told her to sit but she said "No, I'm in a hurry".

Yo Mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Helloooooooo,
Please this is Nigeria not America,so we don't use such word.
Please think of something better.
Please RESPECT your MAMA.
Thanks.
archbishop.

OMG this is the Internet dude

@archbishop
did u read the posts before these? guess u didn't.
i'm thru explaining. if u dont like the jokes, dont open the thread!!!!
as simple as . .yo mama's milk!!!!!!

Yo momma's so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

oooooooooooooo MY GAWD!!!
these r like so funny, i almost had a heart attack
here let me try one:

yo mama's so dumb she saw a sign that's says 'this way up' n she jumped!!

i can only try

@all the haters dont be soo stuck up
pull ur foot out of ur ass
that is if u know which way

@afrodite
nice joke. lol

Yo mama's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

i cant step up
i'm more of the dry jokes person
like
'i'm so rite i'm the nike logo'

lol

@seun
why is the language caution added?
i've painstakingly made sure the jokes were not offensive and no bad languages used,.

Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!

yo momma is so stupid that she forgot to tell you this this were all said in MTVB's yo momma

@ladebi
dnt hate-appreciate

here's anoda one-
yo mama's so old wen God sed 'let there be lite' she sed 'been there,done that'

@ ladebi u actually made the joke.
Jk this topic can't be successful, it's like telling us to recite the U.S anthem

Yo mama is so ugly,every time she looks at the mirror her reflection gives her the finger.

Yo mama is so poor pple break into her house at nite to leave her money.

Yo mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish

Yo mama is so dumb that she shoved the phone up her ass, and thought that she was making a booty call.

Yo moma is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo moma is so fat her yearbook picture was taken by satelite.

yo mama's so dirty she leaves black fingerprints on charcoal
yo mama's so fat u'll take a bus, a train and 2 cabs to get on her good side
yo mama's so ugly her shadow looks better
yo mama's so ugly she looked in a mirror and her reflection fainted outta fright

The very old time classic:

Yo Momma so fat, she got stuck up in the air!

yo momma so ugly, xzibit had to make a new show called "love-vendor My Face".

Yo Momma so fat, her belt size was the equator.

Yo Momma so fat, her stomach slaps her face anytime she walks.

Yo momma so dumb, she couldn't make it to the Dumb Olympics.

Let me try some 

Yo momma so dumb, she saw a sign in a bar that read "No under 18's" and she went to bring 17  friends
Yo momma so fat, i ran out of gas trying to dodge her.
Yo momma so dumb, she heard it was "chilli" outside and she went to get some
Yo momma so nasty, she has to sneak up on her bath water
Yo momma so fat, she wears two watches on the two hands because she covers two time zones
Yo momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
Yo momma so tall, when she plays hop-scothch she goes, "Nevada" "Utah" "Colorado" "Kansas"

o my God, u guys are just so funny with this your "yo momma" stuff.
i heard alot of it on mtv.
but it is even funnier reading it as a text

nice ones

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama's so dumb that she took a shower and got brain-washed

Yo mamma's so stupid when she made an error on the computer she tried to erase it with an eraser

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

Your momma's so fat, when she talks to herself it's a long distance call

Yo mamma's so dumb, when ya'll were driving to Disney world she saw a sign that said "disney world left" so she went home

yo mama's so stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb

hahahahaha jokaz

just kunmi ur crackin me up for real!!!!!!!!!hahaha, anyway i got one for u,
yo mamas soo short,that in her drivers licsense u can see her feet!!
your mama's soo thin, she can hula hoop wit a cheerio
yo mama's so fat, that wen she walked across the t.v i missed three commercials,
yo mama's soo fat, that wen she wore heels she found oil!!!

had to add this ,
yo mama's so ugly, she had ti trick or treat over the phone!!