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adubam:
I don finally finish am . The thing come like thief in the night we no suspect say he go come suddenly.

na so my guy

Jaybnjamin:
Gbedu wey dey burst Brain.
Emekeusboy on the beat again.
I must explore this country .

Chairman, my hand dey up ooo...

adubam:
Make I first thank you first. I go come back come read westin u write.

Mad nigar

Good day guys.......

My last update before ivorian border is open.

Today update will be my first "ivory coast " funny experience update i will be writing since i started this thread.

When i was reading some of the comments on this thread, i saw a comment that made me laugh, and i remember few guys over there in ivory coast.

So, today i will be writing on 3 types of Nigeria guys you will find over there in " ivory coast "

LET ME START WITH THIS INTRODUCTION

" Emeka if any of una fit visit Nigeria again that means you people are strong ooo"

This sentence is made by a guy called " COACHY" the guy has been in ivory coast for 11years without stepping an each in Nigeria.

Now you understand why i said 3 type Nigerian guys u will come across in ivory coast ( land of bum-bum)

Fortunately, coachy belongs to the progressive and successful group

So let's start......

This made me remember the first story i heared in ivory coast when the first set of Nigerians who were trying to move to France through "ivory coast" sea, long years back ( those days not now ooo Nigerian guys don spoil that route, and please dnt attempt this....my hand no dey !)

This guys entered the city of Abidjan, and fell in love with the city.... they have no choice than to settle and marry an Ivorian lady..... Those days government are responsible for your wedding cost. This is what an old man told me who has stayed like over 30 years there ( words of elders) but am not going to add people like him among the 3 types of Nigerian guys in ivory coast because they are not " slaying kings" and " slaying queens" like this generation of Nigeria youth.

So this are the guys....

1) ABIDJAN PIKIN - yes they are always the oldest set of Nigerians you will find there in "ivory coast " ( God forgive me ooo,my hand no dey ooo) i hope i won't receive calls from Abidjan soon

This type of guys love ivorian women more than their destiny, because i cannot imagine after u waste all your precision time on sweet Ivorian women, and this made u to be lazy and lose focus to the extend you dont have dreams any more just because of pretty Ivorian women . This type of guys already lost touch on what is on ground in Nigeria and in life generally. How would u be scared of going back to Nigeria just because you will be missing Ivorian women ( Funny).

When you find a Nigerian that has stayed up to 10years in ivory coast, and he is not making it.... Just ask him why he is still in ivory coast. Their answers is always like this - "OBOY, I NO FIT GO NIGERIA NOW OOO... LIFE TOO SWEET FOR HERE MY BROTHER, BUT I GO GO NIGERIA ONCE BETTER MONEY ENTER MY HAND" . (Those of you going or who are already in ivory coast should look out for this people ) kai Ivorian life don carry them go far.....

And please, don't discuss any Nigeria issue or ask them about Nigeria, because they already lost touch on ground i dont blame them because they want to just explore everything in that country

2 ) THE BALLING GUYS.. This are guys who came into the country with money or without money... They are very determined guys, most of them came into the country without any money to set up business but were also determine to start from anywhere they find them self ( please am not encouraging any body to just leave Nigeria without money ooooo, am just writing on what i saw there). This guys, most started with a "BAIL BUSINESS " ( second handed clothes, what we call okrika in Nigeria. My eastern brothers knows best) .

Those who never had the luxury to bring in "business money" really had it tough. And an example to that is" me"..... Yes i had a swear time there that is due to the fact that the city of Abidjan is very friendly and social, even the sight of Ivorian women give joy and hope . What if am not a social or determined person? What if i like to sleep a lot without disturbances like noise from the clubs and the horns of cars at 12 am till 5 or 6am?. That is why i said is not luxury life for me then, but it was adventures and fun to me ( if u know u know) please am not saying u must follow my step oooo, because people are different. But if u have the " willpower " and God on your side every thing is possible or achieveable. But if you have the means to live comfortable, please do it dont just go through what i went through... God has blessed you to move down with money. ( Amen)

3) GUY MAN - OR GUY MEN - oh my God.... This type of people comes in two fold, and just pray u meet the one that will at least buy u food as a friend .

Guys..... this are very men or guys. i mean they are into many investment in business, and they make so much money but you will never know they do. Infact they are the people to tell u to go back to Nigeria that Ivorians are suffering i had encounter with some, and i know the story but i was fortunate, i met the nicer ones.... Some of them will tell u they don't have money but when u see their cars and house u will be so marvelled , when u try to bring their attention to their beautiful house... The next thing u hear from them is " OBOY FORGET ALL THIS THING U DEY SEE OOOO..... I DEY EVEN PLAN TO SALE THE HOUSE TO GO BACK TO NIGERIA OR RENT A CHEAP HOUSE FOR IVORY COAST " .

When u accept their format and thinking life is hard the next thing u will see with them is a new car they bought, and brought to event or church ( na wa !) . the good ones among them will only buy u food when u meet them to help u with job or employ you in any of their companies, they will tell u not to worry... Infact they will give u their business card to call them and meet them in a Canteen where they buy u food. You can eat anything you want, and they will also ask you if u need a woman to Bleep for the night But believe me, 1 cefa or 1 naira no go enter your hand they no go even give you the job. Anytime u call them they will tell u to meet them at " canteen or cafeteria " they order food for u again and gist and go home ( like say na food carry u enter ivory coast) this circle will continue until shame no go allow you call them again ( na wa !)

When u stop calling them, and they met u by chance outside they will start blaming you why did u stop calling them that they had a position for u but it has been taken by an Ivorian or a Nigerian guy

Am not saying Nigeria guys do not help but some are " guy men" they can wear a RAG driving VENZA or BM x5 jeep .

"Odinga1 and Adubam, una no fit predict when i write this update like how una they get my thought when i even plan to update the next hour "


I need to stop now guys... See you with my next update. I will be writing on a state in ivory coast called " SAN PENDRO"

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Pelxmiye:
Not kpata kpata.. but to change environment and also do business and have a change of mentality from what it is

I know, just joking

If me can still remember Nigeria you will

Although there are some Nigerians who has been there for 10years now without stepping an each into Nigeria

Pelxmiye:
I'm thinking of moving totally to ivory coast too,but I think its best one travels over to know the place before making the decision to stay permanently, for the fact that they have better electricity than Nigeria is enough reason to want to immigrate totally

You mean moving to ivory coast, pkata-pkata.

Silentgroper:
Hahahaha.. U knw see where she say she bin don travel go poland? ... The thing just dey make me laugh.

abi poland na visa free to nigerians?

This table wey u dey shake..... My hand no dey ooo

Silentgroper:
Jesus christ! . Hahahaha. Lawd epp me

you know go leave this girl....


You go like wahala wella

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adubam:
Some is telling you about "My Sweet Ivory Coast Memories". How does armed robbery relates to Sweet memories?

Nicoswit:
A friend told me that some nigerians involve in crimes even in daylight robbery...is it true or he just want to discourage me?

Please be focus...

Seeing this is strange to me please

adubam:
So you want him to confirm what your friend told you?

This one tire me oooo.....

adubam:
So you want him to confirm what your friend told you?

This one tire me .....

BECALMBECALM:
God bless my brother for opening this thread. As you guys are migrating to Ivory coast, i advice you engage in legitimate business or job. Let no one go there and start spoiling our name with what most Nigerians are known for. By spoiling our name the Ivorian government with start making things difficult for us. Please let us be wise and hard working . Crime does not pay. Good luck to everyone.

Thank you my brother for the advice u are giving to them.. I dnt not encourage anyone to go there and spoil the little good image will have over there... I only wrote about my experience for others to also learn, and make good impart. just be a good ambassadors over there. Thanks

techjeff:
@ EMEKUSBOY9 thanks for sharing your wonderful experience for other to learn. God bless bro

I am one of people when no believe in travelling to Africa to hustle feel say nothing dey but your post change my mind. I can’t wait make border open to visit Ivory Coast for few months before other countries l apply for school in Asia open travel back. I have lived in Philippine for 2yrs back October last year locked down hold me here travelling back. I am thinking of going to Ivory Coast.

Abeg let us know if border open and others when just go please share your experience oo

OK my guy, i will inform you once the border is opened. Is good to know thaty thread motivated you

EaRtHgUy:
bro, I sent you a mail yesterday but u ve not responded yet. I will be in Abidjan by next week and I need assistance in getting a cheap accommodation. Please you or any other person here who knows Abidjan well should point me to the right direction. Thanks.

Sorry i just saw it... I just replied you mail now. Thanks

[quote author=Asiri1991 post=98783332]Mekus, I be Church boy oo! The holy bible says we should flee from all the vices of sin. Na the verse I dey read everyday.[/quote


i don hear you

Is virgin or non virgin your problem?

Why not look for other important things in her

Asiri1991:
Chai! See Nash for Riviera, Cocody. We die here finish. Better to die on top of this Ivorian woman matter than to witness another lockdown supervised by Gov. Wike.



Bia Emeka, where's my Atieke and Poisson?

The one wey u chop from woman waist for ivory coast never do you

Brayss:
I just finished reading from page 1 to this last page as at now,nice thread,BROTHER EMEKA more ink to your biro.

God bless you my guy


Thanks....

odinga1of:
Boss Emekus your story dey always sweet me like sugar factory

You get mouth my guy

God bless you

adubam:
Emekus you're a Child of Destiny.

Mr Adubam alias " Ivorian_skuntus "


Thank you....

Checkmate1:
Wo, come EMEKUSBOY, I go leave this Ivory Coast for Una oh.

Oh baba no vex weting happened abeg tell me

Nicoswit:
Oya na carry on...we dey follow back2back

Good day, to you all.

I feel so humbled to know that people are looking forward to move to "ivory coast "

But please i am not comparing there with america or europe. Am not dragging if it has money like Nigeria or more than. What i know is that system works over there.... at least on my own visit few years ago.

Now, let me write about a particular girl called "GENEVIEVE"

Firstly, as a sign of respect to the second girl i dated which is my girl and the one i stayed with in ivory coast before coming back to Nigeria ( am sorry to write about Genevieve, i know u will surely see this) .

So lets go.......

It all started from mum praying early for me early in the morning while i was about to embark on the journey of my life.... She never knew what i was about to face because i told her nice things atleast for her mind to be at rest

Starting my journey from my place in lagos down to where am going to cross into " Republican of Benin " i was filled with thoughts concerning me and my friends about us moving to " ivory coast " ( this was 3days back before my journey)

I remember the fear and doubt in my friends eyes when i trew it open to them for us to move there.... Even one of them asking me ( Emeka wating we go chop for there) at that moment i knew i was just wasting my time and their mentality is still very young ( i hope i got this narrative properly)

I was bold inside the Siena car, as it moves down to border.... I remember how i had no choice to move, because my life was not moving forward, i was just stagnant like stagnant water in the Canaan

Suddenly, i got a call from my friends while i was inside the Siena car, and i told them i had already left heading to " ivory coast " ( they became so cold and little bit angry with me) only God knows WHY

Thankfully, i got to where i board a bus going to "ivory coast " ( The land of bum-bum)

We proceeded to where the bus need to stop for other passengers waiting to enter.....

I came down from the bus, and suddenly i saw this pretty damsel with nice eyes and sweet curves ( the biggest bum-bum i had seen at that time)

That is when i knew what to expect when i get to "ivory coast " i put on my Nigeria skills then get close to her, then we start talking... But, i got the shock of my life when she replied with French . Oboy we die here, i no go gree. I just think fast on what to do and i remember Google translator, then everything was history.

I would not say is God that led me to talk to her, and i will still say is God that led me to talk her, because that girl was a savior for me while moving down to " ivory coast "

Listen guys, the reason why i said it may be God that led me to talk her is that, i did not carry any document with me while traveling. i thought our voters card is enough ( that card was not even looked, at every border i went too) And i was rescue by GENEVIEVE. ( Thank you lord)

We went to where documents are to be presented and money to be paid according to the laws of traveling through land borders... The hardest documents they dnt joke with is " YELLO VANCINE CARD" before u know it i was looking around like a novice.. But this girl pretty damsel called GENEVIVE came to my rescue, and start telling them this in French language "MON MARI and MON CHERIE" meaning MY HUSBAND & MY LOVE .

This made every french police and immigration so happy... not just because am from Nigeria but just because how she was ready to defend me ( French women, mostly "ivorian women" have too much right over their police) am not writting about hearsay, this is what i found out live over there.

The only place i got little resistance is even in Ivorian border, because is the hardest border in west Africa ( google will not say this abeg, just go and see)..... But because she is an Ivorian citizen, i just paid for "YELLOW CARD " and i was given a shot in my hand i think. she was even arguing with them why would they take anything

I entered this country and i was filled with joy like "suger factory " in my stomach. Then at every "bus stop" she asked if i had where to stay or sleep, and the lieing spirit of some Nigeria men came to me when i told her " ASEC MIMOSA".

She even ask me where did i played last in Nigeria. I told her ENYINBA FC

no be my fault ooo, i no won fall my hand say i was frustrated when i left Nigeria " THE GIANT OF AFRICA " . The good thing is that i leant not to lie to any woman..... just be yourself ! . Who woman go like she go like.

Not only that, she make sure, she came down at same "bus stop " as me ( she no know say me no even get direction self ) we got down together from the bus and she stood for hours to see who is coming to pick me dnt blame her i told her someone is coming to pick me.

I was praying for her to leave, and let me find my way

But believe me guys.... I learnt my lesson and from that day i promise my self to always be myself and be truthful.

I remember when the first night she brought me to her family house ( imagine the freedom this ladies has) that night was when Leicester qualified for first Europe qualification, and that match was my first match in "ivory coast "

Also remember the dinner at her place and how she almost finish me with food that same night.

I also remember she told me all are secret, even the one he had with a man who is building her a house, but she want to stay by me. ( thank u Genevieve for ur honesty)

My only offence why we went our separate ways was because i could not allow her to follow me when are dad asked me to leave....

"That alone can make any Ivorian woman not to trust you". ( Before you blame me, remember i have no home, and i will never carry another man daughter to suffer in a her own country, when i know she did not brought suffering on her self).


Stay bless guys... i will continue with other update as time goes on


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Nicoswit:
Or like sarz in the hood
Or like sarz in the hood

You get mouth.... Just like now i just update again abi

adubam:
EMEKUSBOY9. YOU DON ABANDON YOUR CALLING? . Abeg throw another update without BUMBUM OOOO

No i never, i just they reply mails from Nairalander.... I have little to reply before i write.

If u know me well u go know say my update they come like thief in the night

adubam:
Be guarded brother. Send her away from your life. You said you are married. Stick to that vow.

he hard to do

princechiemekam:
Bro let's pm ok

You people should wait a little their border still remains lock for now

DEBJOCH1:
I CURRENTLY HAVE AN IVORIEN FEMALE FRIEND, DESPITE I TOLD HER THAT I AM MARRIED WITH TWO CHILDREN STILL STILL INSIST WE REMAIN FRIEND, SHE NEVER WANT ME TO END THE FRIENDSHIP WITH HER, LIKE HOW MUCH CAN SOMEONE USE TO STAR A BUSINESS THERE?

So now you won go meet her abi

Answer this question first

Silver247:
Please anybody in Ivory Coast at the moment planning to go back to naija?
I want to travel back to naija but due to the boarder still closed I don't know how.


If anybody have information on how to get back to naija without flight pls the person should kindly pm me

How did you get in?

If it was through the border then u have to wait till border will open. But you can still ask other people sha

[quote author=Samsamjaja post=98281523][/quote] na now u dey reply... Nothing do u my guy

MERCHANDISER:
Stop replying that clown
You never over rated Ivory coast in your story.I have heard similar stories about Abidjan from my Uncle.

Abidjan is more developed than any 9ja city

my brother this was one of the reason i never posted pictures.... because i dnt want people to think am comparing ivory coast to Europe or even America. I understand he wanted ivory coast to be like Europe or America standard unfutunately, he never got what he expected to see.

Like i said am not angry with him.