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ChocolateHigh:
send pictures of your penis, first

odinga1of:
Thanks for the updates Big Bro. More ink to your pen

Thank you my guy

stevelaw:
Bro Emeka,thanks a lot.God bless you sir.

I'm a mathematician,is teaching of maths OK in CIV sir?
Where is the cheapest place to live?
I'm happy I'm not married�
Waiting for your response sir.

you are not married but u have girlfriends in Nigeria...... You are not qualified ! To date any Ivorian


teaching job is very welcome in " ivory coast " most especially ENGLISH.

I remember i got an offer to teach a private school when i dnt even have any qualification

UKBobo:
Reporting live from Cocody - Abidjan - life sweet here ooooo! Plate of attieke, fish and bisap (zobo) on its way.

Flew in last week after taking a Covid test in London. Plane was packed - solar refugees fleeing grey skies, oyinbo ppl and tight covid restrictions.

Landed in Abidjan - felt at home immediately - only one 'something for the boys' request at immigration, done in a light-hearted manner. Came through Casablanca with Air Maroc - chai - dem Moroccan cleaners could give agberos a run for their wahala. Looking to collect dash for using a free toilet service.

O boy.... U dex vex oooo


Abeg minimize skuntus ooo

Checkmate1:
How is Computer repairs (hardware and software) as a business in lvory Coast?

Yes they are....

adubam:
Border officially open. The return of EmekusboyY9 to Ivory Coast.

Let me confirm if it has really opened

zuzman:
Lmao. I no get girl o hopefully my next girl will be an Ivorian

Then u are permitted to explore

sageb:
how about graphic design? Is there a high demand for graphic designers in Ivory coast?

Yes, but u must be able to meet more of their locals who would surely link u up, also remember u need to rugged in communicating and learning french just like what i told that guy above

UKBobo:
abidjan xmas jump off - any boucantiers or ballers in Abidjan this Xmas - come catch cruise...

MERCHANDISER:
Nice one
Plz more updates

OK my guy

Checkmate1:
How is Computer repairs (hardware and software) as a business in lvory Coast?

U have a good chance over there but how fast can u learn or cope with French ? because this is about computer, you will always be communicating with your people. Is deferent from other business where u dnt interact that much

But i will never tell anybody not to try, because am not God who bless people. Keep believing

babakb:
Thanks for your honest opinion about Ivorian girls.
My aim is to come over to Abidjan and master French Language, as in Reading, Listening, Speaking and Writing. Is this possible within 1 Year.

One year is enough if u are truly very fast in learning things. But if u still dnt learn within one year then is not a sin. Just try and learn those things. You can achieve anything at any age or time

UNEXPECTED LITTLE UPDATE

As we wait for the border to be re-opened!

Am using this little update as an appetisers before the real UPDATE....

I was having "mood swings" today when i was listening too RUNTOWN " MAD OVER YOU" track..... And everything about my past life in Ivory coast just start jumping into my head, because i went to ivory coast same year or almost same year this runtown tracks came out.

Believe me, it was a very emotional moment between me and ESTHER ( my former ivory girl friend).

I remember how Esther always leave her place to look for me around any where i was just to listen to runtown " mad over you" track. She always took my phone away from me..... Believe me guys, does days are the good days to be a Nigerian. And Nigeria is sweet when u live outside Nigeria, because we have the name.

This song keep playing and i was filled with a lot of sweet memories and some challenging memories

First thought came to me on how i was loved by this people.... They never care if i had money or not, they just want to see me happy and always smiling. ( God bless u Ivorian people)

I also remember how almost every hour in ivory coast they always ask me one question, and that question is " EMEKA VOUS AVEZ MANGER ? " for does that dont understand French it means - EMEKA HAVE YOU EATEN ? . thank you Mr LASS

I remember the sweet time i had with my Ivorian girl and her family, i dnt need to talk about this because they are already my family now.

I missed Ivorian ladies... Yes i have my own girl but i still missed these damsels they really gave me the tonic i needed even when my Nigeria brothers who have been there for more than 10years discouraged me to go back to Nigeria they felt challenged when they see you enter the country. But dnt get me wrong some are very nice, i remember my "name sake" Emeka, who really helped me.

Back to my Ivorian ladies.... Nothing looks sweet when u are really facing a big challenge of your life in a foreign country but u have ladies with big "bumbum " giving u succor and hope. I found out that women smiles... Kills depression. I really have a lot to say about this country but i have mastered to break things simple for people to be able to read and meet up with the rest people.

I remember this funny night in ivory coast when my friend BOBBY, came back from Nigeria after going for visiting. We were in our popular joint with BOBBY Ivorian "girl friend" that night, and BOBBY start lamenting how he went through difficulties when he visited nigeria. his girl friend now ask him to take her to nigeria, dat she has always wanted to visit nigeria. it was funny and embarrassing to us when BOBBY without any shame told her that in Nigeria there is no light and he was beaten by a mosquitos in his mouth and that was why his mouth has swollen our saving grace was that the Ivorian girl did not understood english he was about to repeat what he said in french when we closes his mouth

Please that is why said on my past updates, that if u want to marry an Ivorian ladies, make sure u have made money in ivory coast then take her to comfortable area and house. Am not saying ivory coast is America or to argue with any one if it is finer to Nigeria.... But what am saying is that the standard of living there is something u cannot compare with Nigeria ( shame dey catch me like this self) .

We are talking about girls that in all their life they never witness darkness, compare to where darkness is normal. ( it does not make sense to me)

If you have not made money in ivory coast just marry her in ivory coast and live in ivory coast while u keep working hard. Ivorian girls that has never witness hardship like going from a mile to another miles to fetch water. Even the real Ivorian ladies dnt go out when there are rainfall no matter how important that thing is.

Like i said, this is just little update and not like the continuation from where i stop. I am just waiting for the border to be open before the real update.

So guys, see you people when the borders opens. Always remember what u need is determination...................................




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zuzman:
Just finished reading this thread from the beginning. Gotta say I’m impressed with how the OP dished out his stories bit by bit. I’m now very eager to experience Abidjan for myself.

I hope say u no get girl friend before you go ?, because u go leave her once u reach there

Acme45:
is there any place where they sell tailoring things and make embroidery designs in ivory coast? Or how can I get to Senegal from Ivory coast

Yes u can get at a place called " Ajemeh" in Abidjan

U can also get the bus to Senegal from same " Ajameh"

adubam:
No. I no say dog wen dey answer the name "Patience" na him dey eat the fattest bone.

adubam:
Emekus, Emekus. I greet you boss.

Thank u my brother... I hope say u never vex for me sha.... because of the update?


My update go come like a " thief in the night"

Coolberry:
Since July hmm

But you dey here when i say i be dey wait for the border to open but unfutunately them no open border that time. No vex my guy i still dey here

adubam:
Emmy how are you doing?

Am good my guy... No worry update go come soon

UKBobo:
Abidjan xmas loading...any naija crew over there and wanna hang out small, small - just holla!

leave those small school girls for there ooo. No worry sha. Easter celebration still dey for us too meet.

So person no go fit play with him account again

Count me in

IntersexSherry:
that explains it when i trash these stupid men down, they will be like ''she is even intersex" oh ya, intersex doesn't make me less of a woman. My sex could be partly male but my gender identity is completely female and a woman is a woman whether intersex or not. We all got same heart and feelings. Now go learn

I just like this lady..... Knowing you have strong mind is attractive to me. God bless the day u were born

Powerfly:
Sammy has beaten not less than 3 guys because he felt they were making advances at me. I told this dude from the first day that i was into women.. That anything i did with guys were simply smokescreen dramas which i usually pull out when i'm bored and done..
but sammy went ahead to introduce me to his mum as the girl he wants to marry.
He gets so freaking jealous and says alot of hateful and harmful comments. Gosh! He even crys alot.
dude is a pisces nigga.
Water element signs are often obsessed with people they have feelings for..leading them to passion crimes.

Am also Pisces, and i will not go that far as u describe him. So stop the stereotype

popizaino:
STC bus at kaneshie or circle go to Abidjan

Every STC, that goes international goes to Abidjan... But u still need to ask

I dey sure say she no even clean her yansh.
Na wa ooo

Goodman247:
they call thier women models or what ?

No, am trying to say every countries are same in terms of beauty.... She you get

Sportwin:
Hmm
Shey I fit get ur contact
Want to ask some kind questions too

Models ehn ?
Interesting

Na my email address be this - emekaalezie7@gmail.com

21Bandit:
Boss emeka
Hailings o
Your thread don make me make up my mind to enter the ivory coast this November.
What do I need for a 10 days visit.
I budget 200k, will it be enough to catch some cruise?
Make area still obs the location if at all

Thanks.... Yes it is enough

Sportwin:
Also shey their police dont behave like sars

abeg, Ivory coast is the land of the free.

Forget about any crisis over there they just want their right implemented.