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Health / Re: How Do I Treat This Ailment/infection? Please Help. (photos). by Emekuslala1: 9:14pm On Feb 03, 2022
Buy epiderm cream, thank me after 1 week
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by Emekuslala1: 12:00am On Jan 01, 2022
Happy new year guys

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Sports / Re: Brighton And Hove Albion Footballer Arrested On Suspicion Of Sexual Assault by Emekuslala1: 9:35pm On Oct 06, 2021
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Education / Re: Bawa To Students: No Shortcut To Wealth, EFCC Will Catch You by Emekuslala1: 9:17pm On Oct 06, 2021
Lol.

Clowns everywhere in govt, because na only students they involve in ill gotten wealth

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Phones / Re: Facebook, WhatsApp Instagram Outage: What Are You Currently Doing On Your Phone? by Emekuslala1: 11:06pm On Oct 04, 2021
slawormiir
post=106452800:

Damnnn niggar

Am doing nothing on my phone

Just celebrating the downfall of Mark Zuckerberg
He get why.....
Then later I go observe that season movie called squid game...

Then sleep for only one hour.....wake up by 1am...begin huzzle.....Asia work

Make dey give me update now boss, I dey Benin like this
Phones / Re: Facebook Domain Stolen by Emekuslala1: 8:28pm On Oct 04, 2021
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Health / Re: Kenyan Baby Starts Menstruating At Four Months, Develops Pubic Hair by Emekuslala1: 1:03pm On Oct 01, 2021
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TV/Movies / Re: Pere’s Fans Protest Against BBNaija's ‘White Room Twist’ In Lagos (Video) by Emekuslala1: 2:30pm On Sep 27, 2021
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Nigerians and misplaced priorities. A dollar just hit 580 compared to the naira and able bodied men and women are protesting over a worthless TV program!!

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Rocks Bum Shorts And Fishnet To A Show by Emekuslala1: 12:23pm On Sep 23, 2021
Freestainworld:
Apart from money, this one no get any other thing for a man to take home.

Breast nko? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Highest Salary You Have Ever Received by Emekuslala1: 11:01pm On Sep 06, 2021
Highest money my client pay me is 16k$. Abeg
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo’s fiancée confirms break up — 3 months to wedding by Emekuslala1: 7:51pm On Aug 26, 2021
So it's true?

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Romance / Re: Men, Why Do You Cheat On Your Partner? by Emekuslala1: 1:20pm On Aug 25, 2021
Walexz02:
It is the nature of a man. And it is not every man That can suppress that urge. Women who know this already know peace

2. Whether you are faithful or not , it is natural for a man to want to sample another flavour . You get?

If you ask me, this is a very sick way to reason.

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Celebrities / Re: Mary Njoku & Her Husband, Jason Celebrate 9th Wedding Anniversary (Photos)) by Emekuslala1: 4:45pm On Aug 18, 2021
cool just make money, 80% of your problems would be gone.

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Celebrities / Re: Farida Fasasi: I’m Struggling Daily - Sound Sultan’s Wife Says (Photos, Video) by Emekuslala1: 2:03pm On Aug 11, 2021
See the woman yansh, Omo.
I sure say tuface go don dey strategize how to get in there. grin

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Crime / Re: Micheal Usifo Ataga Buried In Lagos (Pictures) by Emekuslala1: 2:29pm On Jul 30, 2021
angry
He died in active service.
Rip to the deceased!!

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Crime / Re: Felix Onu: Obituary Of Trader Shot Dead In Ladipo Market (Photos) by Emekuslala1: 6:39pm On Jul 23, 2021
Terrible!!!
A vibrant Young man shot dead in his own country in Broad day light by people who are suppose to be protecting him and you say this country is not a zoo, you would have to think again!! cry

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Abaomege Police Station In Ebonyi, One Officer Killed! by Emekuslala1: 7:34pm On May 02, 2021
Masterkernel1:



We're dealing with our enemies, have you seen unknown Gunmen killing people in the East? It's Government formations that they're dealing with.

This is a very myopic way to think
Culture / Re: The Mysterious Cave Of Ashes (Isarun) In Ondo State (Video, Pictures) by Emekuslala1: 5:10pm On Jan 20, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see that this cave is a gateway between the spirit realm and the physical realm. I see many visit there to worship and appeal for power from the dark forces. I see some of our politicians there as well. I see that ondo state is blessed with physical and spiritual resources. This I have seen.

Who's this one biko? grin
Celebrities / Re: If You Were To Date A Celebrity, Who Would That Be? by Emekuslala1: 11:47pm On Dec 18, 2020
SmartPolician:
Lota Chukwu

I really like that babe

Is she not a beauty?


She's too beautiful

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Romance / Re: What A Prophet Told Me About My Girlfriend. by Emekuslala1: 7:42pm On Dec 03, 2020
[quote author=Lifeisgoody post=96660067]Bros, prophecies are real, I won't dispute that. But like what someone posted earlier, the country is very hard for everyone even the working class. Everyone is just pretending and living a fake life.
Now let me encourage you. I had the same feat like yours. I was jobless for 6yrs and was jumping from one pastor to the other. They kept telling me my girlfriend is "Emere" Ogbanje. Personally, I waved it off and my thinking then was, how will I compensate good with evil, because she really stood by me all tru.
Finally, I intensified on job search, started SMALL, but today I'm a top boss in a multinationals, 2cars, nice apartment, wonderful kids and luxury life with same woman.
I encourage you not to listen to what a man says about you but God. With determination, everything is possible.

Everything I wrote up there is raw truth by God's grace.[/quote

Please link me up. Life is hard for a fresh graduate
Celebrities / Re: Prophet Odumeje Sprays N1M On Destiny Etiko At Her Father’s Burial Ceremony (vid by Emekuslala1: 10:32am On Nov 22, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ......

Money is good....this life nor balance at all

Some people dey get am clear while others just dey huzzle and nothing dey fall out
But we will continue the huzzle.....2 secs na im every where take dey bust...we will never give up..
The huzzle continue...anything make me sit down near this laptop na till day break..we nor go rest until the money bust

Give boys update abeg. I dey benin for the ugbowo area.

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Romance / Re: 'You Will Die Single If You Are Afraid To Destroy People's Relationships' - Lady by Emekuslala1: 7:47pm On Nov 10, 2020
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Health / Re: DELSU Final Year Law Student Drowns In Hotel Swimming Pool 2 Weeks To Graduation by Emekuslala1: 5:27pm On Nov 09, 2020
Rip

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Politics / Re: Dayo Fadahunsi Is Dead by Emekuslala1: 11:28am On Nov 03, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Neo: I Did Not Wash Vee’s Pants, I Rinsed It by Emekuslala1: 8:59pm On Oct 01, 2020
Fuckingmallam45:
A simp: Is a man who foolishly overvalues women and places her on a pedestal. Female simps do exist too but are very rare compared to the male ones. The world simp is derived from the word simpleton and The full form of the word SIMP is Someone/Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
A simp is a man who would do anything to seek validation form a women ie; doing her a lot of favors and spending money on girls they dont even date. Simps think its their responsibility to put more things on the table while the girl contributes nothing in a relationship. A simp considers attractive women to be superior to him. A simp values attractive women more than himself. A simp has no other purpose in life. Simps are basically one of the reasons why there is an imbalance in gender equality in relationships, social media and other things or places in life. simps are the people you see on social media spending a lot of time liking random girls posts and commenting heart eye emoji, hearts and complements etc on it and spending huge amounts of money on e girls on live-streaming apps like Twich, Live me etc and wasting money on only fans and premium snapchat accounts just to look at cleavage or soft Indecency when there is infinite amounts of free porn online, simps have the expectation of getting into a relationship or sleeping with her in return which doesn’t work out most of the time, simps either end up in the friend zone or get the girl to not have any interest in them at all. Simps have the mentality that women can never be bad or wrong they even play a role of white knighting ie; defending a women or picking her side even when she's the bad guy in the entire situation. A simp would stab a man in his back (betray a guy) in order to seek female validation. Compared to an average man, simps spend a lot of time obsessing over women. Simps are just beta males who have no game when it comes to getting girls. Simps think they can manipulate or seduce women with this behavior but they don't realize that they look pathetic and women don't find this kind of behavior attractive at all, The only thing women like about simpping is the free positive attention they get and not the person who is simpping. Simps are just desperate men who are getting used by women and they allow the beauty of the women have full control over them.
Normal men do love and respect women but they don’t go to the same extent as a simp.

This is the height of it bro cheesy

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Education / Re: My Experience Schooling In Ukraine As An International Student by Emekuslala1: 12:21pm On Sep 28, 2020
Saltybear:


Ouch..

It's painful to read these weak attempts at Insults but it's okay..

Looking at the fact that you are the uncontested bend down select clothing ambassador I must give you some credit.

Alright I am bored of this exchange.

Go away, and pls stop using over sized bras , they show how saggy your boobs are...

Have a great day aunty

Cheers

Bro, stop this! It's shameful of you.
Babe said nothing wrong initially.

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Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Christian Music? by Emekuslala1: 9:45pm On Sep 27, 2020
Who you say I'm by hillsong gives makes me cry always
Religion / Re: What Is The Most Regretful Sin You Have Ever Committed? by Emekuslala1: 10:20am On Sep 27, 2020
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Politics / Re: Official Results Of Edo Governorship Election 2020 As Announced By INEC by Emekuslala1: 12:43pm On Sep 20, 2020
So ize iyamu lost his local government.??

4+4...Torgba!!

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Music/Radio / Re: Beyonce Ft Wizkid: 'Brown Skin Girl' Video Out! by Emekuslala1: 8:41pm On Aug 24, 2020
Righteousness89:
The light of the body is the eye..
The Eye is the Gateway to your Body..
Be careful with what you allow into your Body.
The days are Evil..
The devil very Smart
Caution! Caution! Caution!


Oga keep quiet
Can't you just ignore for once?

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TV/Movies / Re: Lilo Tries To Size Up Eric’s Joystick With Her Leg, Caught On Camera by Emekuslala1: 7:58pm On Jul 24, 2020
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Shame.. Amidst the many pressing issues at hand, this is not supposed to be on front page!!!

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Health / Re: My Skin Has Gone Bad. I Need Help! (Disturbing Photos) by Emekuslala1: 10:07pm On Jul 13, 2020
Apply sperm on the affected area and thank me later.grin

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