₦airaland Forum

True2myself24: I refuse to date any man who dosen't have a job, or a car, and still lives with his parents.

Breastman: If na handsomeness, I sabi say I try wella. I dey represent, and my okrika fitted shirts dey fit me die. But as I fine reach, for the past one month, all the girls wey I dey toast no dey even respond to my greeting. But na today I con understand where the problem dey. I manage carry my friend uncle Honda Evil Spirit drive go car wash for Surulere.

As I wash moto finish na im I take style drive the machine around dey find where I go buy boiled corn and coconut, na so chicks full every corner for road, I finally toast 7 girls within one hour as I fit no see moto drive again until further notice. Inside the 7 babes, na 6 and half of them give me number with all pleasure! Abi I handsome today pass before? One of dem sef don first call me less than 2 hours after we exchange number. I dey think as I go take follow up their runs, as e be say dem no go see me with moto next time.

Walahi, na devil go baptise all of una wey be nowadays girls. If I go do rituals na una fault oh. A whole fine boy una go dey useless am because say things never too bam. Okay na, make we dey see.

TEA esq™:
Once beaten, twice shy
But in your case its hundred times beaten and not shy at all..

Mugu things

Idowuogbo: Smh! U b real Sule! Dey get upset and u end up paying rite? Wait o, na u born dem? Seriously.... U need divine intervention.

mondi_cheeks: If u discuss what u expect from ur woman from the beginning u wldnt end up with women like that

jonc20: Unfortunately, this is typical of most Nigerians to always blame the wives for everything.
Also, there is also the assumption that all parents are good.
What if the parents are actually bad? For example, you are aware/witness your parents take another life? What do you expect the man to do?

angelz: Any man who blame his wife for his inability to takia of his parents is a D.
Obviously, d wman controls him n calls d short in d house. The truth is 1's u marry, ur primary responsibility is ur immediate family, while ur parents n siblings r ur secondary resposibility. Am not sayin if u av 2 pay ur dad's medical bill n ur wife needs 2 pay 4 aso - ebi 4 her younger sibling weddin, u shuld takia of her party bills b4 ur Dad's medical bill. Ur dad shuld come first in dis case, cus his life is involv.
So Men who r jus men with dia stick shuld stop blamin dia wives 4 dia irresponsibilities towards dia family.
So if as a man who are considerate of ur family, u shud make sure you takia of ur sibling 2 an independent degree, b4 u get married, set up ur parents if possible. Cus what u r doin 4 ur family b4 u get married, cannot remain d same afterwards. Cus dia r more additional responsibilities.
Evn as a lady, d way l was dishin out 2 my parents were not d same afta l got married, cus my hubby cannot handle evrythin in d house. l av 2 take charge weneva he cant meet up. Those chldren will not understand d word "BROKE". they av 2 eat.

Truckpusher: One can actually think that it's impossible for people to abandon their parents,but I've seen people of different orientation and educational background abandon their parents without batting an eyelid.

Before we begin to crucify these disadvantaged adults let us understand the factors that would make full grown men or women to abandon their parents irrespective of their background.

Some parents have so much abused their place as a father or mother that their little boy/girl just hangs by the rope waiting to grow up and run away from the house ,all their lives they don't know what it means to be loved or cared for.It is either they are being abused verbally,physically or emotionally ,even when it comes to matters of their education and their general well being as a person that has the zeal to improve his/her life you'll still notice that their parents would even discourage them through their constant wayward attitude towards their children welfare as if they were forced to make babies. Such children are everywhere and one thing for sure is that most of them ends badly in life though you can not remove the fact that most of them still make it big in life ,but an abused child would always be an abused child.

Now to the OP what kind of love would a father or mother expect from a child that went through hell in their presence to remain alive?.... remember you can only give out what you have.
Hmmmm dis is really a big questn

Timijo: Up blue for where? Aren't u ashame? MAN U is beating u people in ur home and u are here shouting up chelsea. Pls cover ur face now and shout A RESOUNDING UP MAN U

preshuzpearl: I don't love him, at least not now. But he claims God spoke to him specifically about me and his testimony is quite convincing. pls should i go ahead with it or just leave it alone, i dont really feel anythin for him.wats ur advice. Matured christian views highly apreciated

preshuzpearl: I don't love him, at least not now. But he claims God spoke to him specifically about me and his testimony is quite convincing. pls should i go ahead with it or just leave it alone, i dont really feel anythin for him.wats ur advice. Matured christian views highly apreciated

Lokosmann: virgin girls have some kind of body smell that I cant explain, try figuring it out, lol
but I do know a virgin if I see one,

Callotti: 1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can!

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE!

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize.

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.

Enjoy!

baby.me:
Quite normal

lat55: I will gladly as long as I am a match. What use is it holding on to 2 kidneys when we could both survive on 1 each? How happy will u b if he dies knowing fully well that you could have helped?
We all have to make sm selfless decisns smtimes. Selflessness almost always has a reward n selfishness is mostly detrimental

Ufuoma UN: Dead or alive,I don't giva Bleep!

HQ: @Topic the Distance was unbearable.

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Just Wondering. . . Why is the Nail "F*cking" the Heart?

bittyend: I didn't expect you to road it. I wrote my 'epistle' for myself, and since I didn't break the forum rules - I bet it has served its purpose.

And have you got any love to give? - I kinda fancy the punjab look on your profile, doll.