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Sarmiz24:
What is dis one saying bayii again? Use Waec to enter UK school as Par UK na capital of Nigeria… do u even know what Waec stands for? I’m not sure they even accept that nonsense exam in SA self u are talking about UK… that nonsense exam na only west African countries abeg

. Yes you can not only use Waec but Neco too. I'm sure you not familiar with the process.

Wickedness. Mod pls, front page tins lets sympathise with this guy

themosthigh:
The best part of me growing up was realizing the power of the most high from my early life.
I was born in an almost totally white communuty in svalbard norway to nigeria nigerian parents who are worshipers of satan and baphomet.
We sit around in groups under the light of the auroura borielis chanting and praying to lucifer the morning star.
I was taught to avoid about the wicked god jehovah and became a world agent of satan at the age of 23.
Now i invite ppl to join me...just say the following prayers under a full moon and then email me.

open the gates of hell on earth


ave satani
ave versus christus
ave rex persia
ave cosmos illuminatum
ave maria satani

we will finally defeat the evill jehovah.
satan be praised
our father
Who art in hell
hallow be thy nam
Thy kingdom reign
They will be done on earth
As it is in hell
Lead us this day
And forever more
And bless us for trespassing
As we bless those who trespass against God
Lead us not to heaven
And deliver us from heaven
For thou is the kingdom
for power and glory 
for ever and ever
mena

. God Mercy on ur soul. U'r still useful to His kingdom.

I feel very disappointed with most comments from our future leaders here on NL. Its obvious, that most of u will be worse than Abacha when u get to power. I always advocate change, but in a democratic country, it is very wrong for GMB to do that. That's if its true anyways. Please guys, comments objectively like true patriotic citizens that will stand for truth any day any time. God bless Nigeria

Is that so?

With the nine states collated so far, in total, APC : 2212,978. PDP: 2322,734.

Ok

saintvc:
if guys can have 6(girlfriend, backup,spare tyre and plan b) , why cant girls

. Are u ok at all?

aurenflani:
I smell lies here. You are a bigot and tribalist! Nigerian politics is not all about tribal and regional interest.

. Lols u'r a real fool. How does my statement of saying some1 is a neophyte in understanding 9ja politics equate to bein called a tribalist and a bigot? U'r sick in d head. Lol illiterate oshi, oponu radarada.

berem:
what proof do you have that he is connected to "them"? You have stopped associating boko haram to Buhari,it is now Atiku?

Lol!

. I just don't know how to ask you to shut up cos u'r a total neophyte when it comes to understanding politics in Nigeria.

Pastor Lawrence Okechukwu Amuruche, a
61-year-old father of two, has cried out
for help after the anointing oil, water and
prayer points given him by the General
Overseer of his church, Mountain of Fire
and Miracles Ministries (MFM), Dr. Daniel
Kolawole Olukoya failed to stop the
cataract growing in his eyes.
Amuruche, who pastors the Alakija,
Satelite town branch of the MFM, said for
over a year, he has been battling with eye
cataract which has already grown on one
eye and threatening to start growing on
the second eye if medical help does not
come fast.
Narrating his ordeal when he visited The
Sun head office in Lagos, Pastor
Amuruche said the problem started when
he noticed his eyes were always itching
him, a which development degenerated
into blurry sight later. According to him: “I
noticed my eyes always scratch me and at
a point my vision changed, my sight
became blurring. I told my wife about it,
she looked into my eyes and told me
there was a growth forming in my eyes.
So, we sought medical advice.”
The optician they visited, for medical
advice, informed him that he had
developed an eye cataract and that the
only way it can be treated is surgery. “I
went to an optician in the estate where I
live who told me that it is cataract and
that the only way out is surgery. Initially, I
didn’t know what the problem was
because I have not experienced it before
and it is not in my lineage. So, we went to
Eye Foundation Hospital, Ikeja, for
treatment.”
“At the hospital”, Pastor Amuruche
continues, “they said I should provide
N450,000 per eye. That is N900,000 for
the two eyes but I cannot afford it. I did
an eye test for which I paid N130,000
pending the time I will get money for the
surgery. But I have not been able to raise
money and my situation is getting worse
by the day.”
In his quest to seek alternative treatment
for his eyes at no cost, Pastor Amuruche
embarked on a journey to Isiukwuato
LGA, Abia State, when he heard that a
group of opticians flew in from the United
States to help people with eye problems
free-of-charge.Unfortunately, his effort to
get cured was frustrated by the mammoth
crowd that besieged the venue. “I spent
five days there but I could not do the
surgery because the crowd was much.
That is how I have been going around for
assistance and now it is moving to the
other eye”, he stated.
Asked if the church has done anything to
assist him, he looked up from the
documents he was sorting with a
torchlight, under a well lit room and thick
lens glasses on his eyes, and said: “I have
gone to my General Overseer for money
to do the surgery. To get him was a
problem. It was just last week that I was
able to get him. But instead of giving me
money to do the surgery, he gave
anointing oil, prayer points and water to
be washing my face. I told him that I have
prayed. I have been doing fasting and
have been doing vigils concerning the
eyes. But it has been deteriorating. If my
coming out to seek for help will lead to
my sack, let him sack me and I will go
instead of losing my eyes in the name of
ministry. And I will not be able to
minister, I will not pastor and I will be in
the house and they will not pay me.”. www. sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=73878

Pls kindly send me d test sample. Emekamalagwu@gmail.com

crackhaus: The answer to the question in bold is Yes!
Sex is over-rated, just as money is over-rated, just as falling in love is over-rated, just as death is over-rated...

I could go on and on about things that seem over-rated...
But it still won't change the fact that what men desire most out of a woman is sex, and what women desire most out of a man is protection & comfort.

They know it, we know it...and we all have found a way to co-exist with these truths.

. I would like to know u 4 real. Mail me

lanightdavido: I just look around and nod my head 4 u pple.....most claims to b believers but are not even deep in the spirit....anytin spiritual like dis,u dnt judge or make fun out it....the bible says the ways of the lord @times might b foolish in man sight....so anytin u sees,jst keep it to ursef,althought it might looks foni.,control ursef u r in d lords presence no mata wot

. Pls shut up ok. Where in d bible either in d old or new testament or amongst Jesus Apostles did u see do this?

Pls Nairalanders, I need your candid & Innovative ideas on the types of business I can invest 150 to 200 thousand Naira on.

Shame on some of u dat complained abt d long write. U think u knw it all & u can't gain frm dat beautiful write up? I even knw dat some of u are in those relationship mentioned ryt nw. Lazy bones. Bad reading abit & bunch of impatient fools. If u'r not interested in contributing just don't discourage others with ur senseless post.

sizzlers: girls own worse they are cameleon.

you are very ryt. Why should my ex keep calling me & also requesting we continue avin it together again even after her marriage?

sizzlers: girls own worse they are cameleon.

you are very ryt. Why should my ex keep calling me & also requesting we continue avin it together again?

franksunny: What is this with some nairalanders. if you are thinking that this is a scam stay off. i applied since yesterday and have gotten my app no and transaction no, i have not boardered myself to check the bank yet, time for that will come. common guys make a move, every recruitment in this country is a scam until you start receiving salary as even appointment letter is not guarenty for a job

. Will u shot ur mouth pls? What's ur headache with what some people said or are saying? Dats there opinion & very sure most of them are speaking from EXPERIENCE.

joel lala: @OP, sorry but you cant be a christain( or else maybe by mouth) and still be gay.

What has the act of darkness have to do with light

no vex but i leave you with these verses.

Kindly ponder on them okay:

Romans 1:21-32:

21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;


Also,

1 Kings 14:24:

'There were even male shrine prostitutes in the land; the people engaged in all the detestable practices of the nations the LORD had driven out before the Israelites'

To crown it up read,

1 Corinthians 6:9

'Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality':


The sad thing is that gays, lesbians and all forms of homosexuals know about all these verses..they know that God does not like that act of homosexuality but they are looking for all means to hide themselves from their shameful acts, now they want to hide their acts in the disguise of being christains.

I want you to know that i can not force you to change your acts but only you can make that bold steps by yourself.

Always remember that God loves you..

. This is the answer to ur question @ poster

You might not really know that someone reading this right now could start believing in God once again by just your testimonies of God's greatness in your lives. Let's share them as it could bring succour and hope to someone els.

Am actually surprised to hear u say this happens to u as well because I used to experience thesame thing. What I did den was to make sounds frm inside even though nothing in me could make a single move and wen I do dat, anyone around me den would tap me or just push me thinking I was dreaming, den I will be able to gain physical consciousness without which I would remain there until like 10 to 20 minutes. I actually prayed fervently abt it and right now, av stopped experiencing such. Though it lasted for abt three years.

Mrs mansson: Life is a market that entails buying and selling.the society has no problem with your decision to buy and sell.but surely society demand and supply exist,if one buys so expensive(uni degree)and can't sell very expensive then such individual is to blame not the society.

. Very correct.

Mrs mansson: One advise I always tell people.Do not buy so expensive and later sell cheaply.what do I mean?you spend millions of naira in acquiring a uni degree and at the end of the day you are rated just within 80-120 thousand naira in the labour market.By the time you are through with your bills how much is left to give to papa who actually spent such money?people keep complaining about our degraded uni.yeah I agree but my friend a lot of brains graduated from such schools and they are doing so well.But my dear Nigerias would never agree oh.

. Who is to blame,
The society or the individuals
?

damiso: I personally think of it as a two way thing.If you decide to have kids, please as much as possible do all you can to raise them best you can.Invest not just money (cos alot of times we see this as the only element, vital element but not the only one), time, love, prayer etc to make that child grow up into a well rounded adult.Do your part and hope that at the end of the day, you have raised a well rounded individual who can be a constructive part of society.As this is done, also (I know might not be popular but it needs to be said) if possible plan for your retirement.That you raised a well rounded individual does not immediately translate to an automatic pension.Sometimes sef the child might be willing to do all but circumstances around them at that point e.g lack of funds, small growing family, insensitive spouse etc might not make it easy to fulfil that obligation.If your child financially takes of you, see it as blessing if they dont or cant also just see it as you have done your part.Dont expect your child to fund your high flying lifestyle simply because you raised them I personally think its unfair.

On the part of the children, honour your parents even the scripture urges it.Honour is not just money, time (call and visit them remember they too were busy when you were a child), care (ask after their wellbeing, seek ways to make their life comfortable) pray for them.At retirement alot of people feel vulnerable as if society no longer needs them.Make them feel loved, wanted.If possible even if they are well to do find something like an financial responsibility you must fulfil regularly eg buying foodstuffs, buying vitamins, pay a bill on their behalf, maybe their phone credit just something.It does not have to cost loads just something to make them feel cherished.Just love them and dont think it was their responsibility to raise me, yes it was but loads of parents didnt.Also let go of old grudges, as you probably become a parent too you will realise as mothercare says its a rewarding, confusing, mind boggling process that takes the Grace of God to get right.If you have kids please dont deprive them of their grandchildren as well.

Phew that was quite an epistle.Sorry

. Wonderful, nice one there

Do I call this culture, norms or what? Here in Africa, Most average parents believes that investing so much on their kids is a guarantee for a successful and well arranged REST at old age. They believe when they invest if not most of their savings on their children, the children will in-turn return that favour as well. As for me, I don't think that is wrong at all. Now on the other hand, some children really don't think that they are obligated to do that while some really feel they are but the present unemployment rate in the country & poverty rate in Africa is alarming, which makes it difficult
for some children to return such favour to their parents. Some stil lives with their parent & feed from them. I have seen some parents complain about their well to do children not helping out while some complain in form of regret. Now my question is, What would you do as a parent in situations like this & as a would be parents, would you invest so much on your kids with such thoughts in Mind?

kufre2010: One thing in this world is that everything follows the law of nature which is the natural law. Nature will not allow u to sow cocoyam and reap yam, same thing nature can't allow u to give birth to a walking baby. It natural that the baby has to undergo other stages before walking. The same thing with somebody who was crippled and the leg badly formed he has to undergo some development stage by stage begining with the leg taking it normal shape and the bone recieving strength, these will take some period and wil b gradually not atomatic. So anything automatic is magic and magic is from the devil to decieve and not natural.

So you are simply saying?

striktlymi: Hello Eme,

If one talks about miracles, it implies that the situation one finds him or herself is something that he or she cannot solve through any known natural occurrence, no matter the amount of effort applied by experts.

Miracles are real and they defy any scientific explanation...if any life situation stares you in the face and you are in need of a miracle, then note that all means 'known' to man cannot salvage the situation.

. Nice One from you bro

When some life situations stares at you boldly, what do you think is the way out Miracle or Reality?

[quote author=boron10]I can't date a gal who has nothing but punny to offer in a relationship. Nice one bro