gungab:
wetin go com happen

I for crry leg from ukraine to SA jst to show my affections fr her

cruzita:
wetin for happen ?




the kind thread I dey see these days eh

forgve me ma'm if the robe or thread no suit u bt if to say she ws born in d 90's i fr try as much as posible date am atlist... Yours dearly.....

Fine aunty.. Fine woman, fine AISHA BUHARI .. Though we are not enjoying ur husband regime but that shouldn't derail us from acknowledging u, infact ur husband has made us so blind to notice u bt any way we still try to see u. During GEJ tenure we all talked about mama patience more than the president himself, u have something mama lacked and u lacked something mama had which we all no.. Am a big crush ma'm and if by chance you had being born in the 90s i would have fought so hard to have a chance to no you..

OfficialAwol:


IF ONLY HUMANS HAD SPARE PARTS....
Girls with small boobs would buy bigger one
Guys with minute joystick like Wande Coal would purchase another.
People with big head like Bank W, would buy smaller one.
People with K-leg like Chika Ike would buy a straight one.
Dudes with big eyes like Segun Arinze would buy a smaller eye.
Men with protruding stomach like IBU, Charles Awurum and Charles Innojie would buy six packs.
Dudes with big nose like Don Jazzy would buy smaller nose.
Ladies with flat boobs like Linda Ikeji would buy a boob with pointed nipple
Guys with the face of Reekado Bank would buy handsome face.
Babes without butt like Nkoli Nwa Nsukka would buy bigger butts
And on, and on.....Lols

men u got me laughing... I really need a new ribs

This crazy taught came into my mind and i was like if human beings had spare parts i will go fr a change on my last toe nail cox of the regular injury i get after playing footbal

Deepfreezer:
they should prove me wrong.
Ronaldo is tall, cute, rich, famous and also with a good heart. Whatelse would this ladies want?

u forgot to say his not a one minute man.. respect sir ororo

Just with his legs.... Y most of us hv same evn with an xtra leg still cant buy keke wit it.. Evrytime upcoming footballer upcoming musician even at 40yrs..baba i blve say u don dy remodel my destiny in such a way dat by dis time nxt yr oooh my my... I will be worth the engine of dat car. Den nxt two yrs nigga dat beast gan b in my garage with its baby sisters.. Poverty ndooooo coz we no be mate

lightheart:

Funny man!
Na him be say ya eye no dey together again.

am telling u.. I feel lik fighting mark Tyson nw.. Jst kidding, I still luv my ribs

DaniDani:
is it true?

yes boss.. Is all true.. Am on my fourth bottle of Alamo with chin chin..

And d judgement has bin made.. Victorious okezie ikpeazu has finally bin vindicated.. Sai okezie phd... Dayzez be long sir.. One thing is certain u cannot outshine ur master

halfricanadian:


for real no reasonable woman will leave d arms of a man that truly shows her love

nd for my type dat stays during thick nd thin if i shd leave a guy it means volumious pains is wat i feel i wish any one Good luck

#smiles i cant force any one to love me

i hold onto God

a man marries nd treats very very well d woman he truly loves

if u are being maltreated nd treated like trash he doesnt love u

u are an option he needs till he finds d woman he wud giv d white wedding gown to
#no hard feelings

did u see the pics at all.. Or u need xplanation.. D gal was rejecting the guys advances and by so doing the guy tried another door. Dy where nvr dating, jst dat her pride nvr allowed her listen to wat d guy had to say.. What a sophisticated way to feel dejected

brostheo:
How can I help, well I can last a whole day in bed just incase my services are needed

We Christians are called to help one another right ?

brother u need christ. More so fr u to last 24/1 den u also need medical attention

loshybab:

Nah! I'm nt in d best position to do dt,I jst watch weneva d new season comes out.
Aldou I also don't bliv it's gonna end lyk dt,arya stl gt sme Bleep ups to treat

ya ya dats true.. Am sure shes not don with d list she recites every time bfr sleeping..also,i wish snow will be marrying mother of dragon, breaker of chain. Etc

Mutaino7:
STARGATE ATLANTIS SEASON 1-5.

I hv tried searching fr it in http://www.o2tvseries.com... Bt didnt see it.. Pls suggest any othr site.. Tanx

A lannister always pays his debt

John snow!!! You no nothing.. Luv dat part so much... Thou olly ws a lovely boy.. Just died soo soon

Pls i hv watched GOT from 1-6..d conclusions is not dat perfct to me.. Is dia season 7 or it ended dia

Mutaino7:
you sef follow watch the series... Meen i so much love it that i sometimes when i see geeks in other movies i compare them to Mckay... nah where i take know Jason Mamoa be that.. Colonel Sheppard nah my 2nd favourite guy for the series

pls wat series is dat mke i follow enjoy am with u guys

loshybab:
1) Vikings
2) Game of thrones
3) Tyrant
4) Banshee
5) Shannara chronicles





all d series abv are mouthwaterin suspense-packed movies especially vikings!
My taste!

did game of Thrones actually end in season 6...d conclusions is not dat perfct to me.. Could u xplain it to me

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My cousins are one pack of fun to be with.. This morning they took pictures with my phone looking like one santa claus or something close to it.. Quit funny. Check them out

Bilabong:
Its to prevent people like u from going up and down the church.

oh ok.. Next!!!!

Good morning all, I have being to few churches either for a wedding ceremony or child naming to attending my own church. I have found it very common that when worship is going on that most church doors are closed or either blocked by the ushers.. So my questions are why is this done, and why is it done mostly during worship period?.. Happy sunday all

The history ones... These niggers virtually nos all d gals on campus, dy tell u dy hv fu*ked dis and dat prsn.. At times dy hold d best explanation to any gal ur hitting own cox dy will alwys hv dia biography ready fr u as if na dem follow d babe come from house to skull.. Wat about d let go and drink type.. Oboy if dis ones b ur frnd ur nxt bed will alwys b d gutter.. Dy drink to almst evrytn dat happns.. U summit assignments dy will want to drink to it. Text nkor d same tin.. Exam ni.. Haba na trucks and crates wey go dy inlve and mind u evry moni inlve most be contributed.. Fear dis group ooh.. Dy fit still celebrte prsn wey gv en babe unexpected belly too wit some sizeable Alamo.. Gracias

Never and am stil a virgin, and my chances are very little unless is dos mosquito's frm my neighbour's hux cox dat nancy girl looks too skinny to b negative..

My bae in 1st yr said we sud present ourslf lik we are d no sex type wen we are wit her frnds(bt we actually bang) , I said aii, a frnd of hers asked me y & i tld her cox am a v'.. She asked if i dnt feel d presure of hvn a gal i dnt sex i said i do.. Well short story made short she ended up disvirgining my alrdy dis virgined self.. Lol boo asked fr it rite.. Bahd guy tinx

reminiscing:

Aba kwa?That result is made in Aba o

I bet u dat there is no school result that came out from there that is not authentic and reliable coz evry student there can defend his or her result.. Am a living witness 2011...currently at sumi university ukraine.. Is called merit

shinarambo1:
one of my friend posted this on facebook.

.. U dont joke with my school dority.. Mrs shovannah is really doin a gud academic wrk dia.. I passed through dority 2011..got same wit jst a B and others A.. God bless yo frnd.. She got hight to ascertain