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Jokes Etc / Re: Is There Anyone To Give ♍ε Best Answer On Dis!!! by Emereolevanwill(m): 4:29pm On Jan 05, 2014
All of them de intelligent
Jokes Etc / Re: HAUSAS Are China Products We Have In Nigeria by Emereolevanwill(m): 4:24pm On Jan 05, 2014
ibot_jaycob: Tribal jokes are not funny. FOOL
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Religion / Re: 2014 Prophecies By Pastor Adeboye (RCCG) by Emereolevanwill(m): 8:15pm On Jan 01, 2014
suarezgerrard: OGSG COME TO OUR RESCUE AT ONIHALE / ILEPA / PAKOTO / FESPAC ON DEMOLISION OF HOUSES.

Please government intervene in the ongoing surge at onihale/ilepa (ifo/Abeokuta) Interchange. Over 250 hectares of land have been claimed under the auspices of economical development. Government officials showed up recently and showed up again to mark our houses, hospitals, schools and town hall for demolition. Please, kindly intervene as the community is undergoing an undefined threat. over twenty thousand people are going to be homeless. we have been given 24hours to vacate our property.

One of the primary responsibilities of the government is to provide decent accommondation for its citizens, but when the reverse is the case and the citizens are taking over the eresponsibility of such government, if such a government now decides to demolish what the poor citizens have used their hard earned money to build such government is not democratic, responsible and progressive. OGSG this message is for you. Senator Ibukunle Amosun, we voted for you, don't demolish our future.
my people my people i've heard ur cry wipe ur tears am on my way to redem u
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos Man Of The Year by Emereolevanwill(m): 10:34pm On Dec 29, 2013
Lol 1st to comment
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Second by Emereolevanwill(m): 10:32pm On Dec 29, 2013
1st to comment
dancing skelewu
Jokes Etc / Re: Brain Teaser; Lets See How Intelligent You Are? by Emereolevanwill(m): 10:16pm On Dec 29, 2013
I will ask one is there any hell at all if he say yes then it's the truthful 1 if not it's the lieing one then i will choose the opposite road
Jokes Etc / Re: Lol :)... This World Self by Emereolevanwill(m): 10:03pm On Dec 29, 2013
Lol am pissing
Science/Technology / Re: Man Fights Crocodile With Bare Hands To Save Son [PHOTO] by Emereolevanwill(m): 11:58am On Dec 29, 2013
Pix of them fighting or it didn't happen
Religion / Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Emereolevanwill(m): 9:20pm On Dec 28, 2013
kekakuz: guys i dont mean to sound shabby or silly or sound like one of those churchy guys who attribute anything innovative to the demon but something strange happened to me.

i got tired after doing some house cleaning so i decided to relax a little and watch a movie on my phone.

i could not watch the movie no matter how hard i try.the film played but i just could not put my self together to watch. .not long after i slept off.
-i had a dream i was in a car with my brother. the car looks so cool because u can use a screen to see instead of a the normal windscreen and you can use your phone to drive it

suddenly i felt this darkness allover.the phone became brighter and you could see tru the phone. same with my bros phone.

i suddenly feel the phone could see me more than i can see it.-i see the sreen get bigger and the phone emiting a dagerous gaseous substance that was chocking me. i tried to breath but could not so i forcefully stood up and tore tru the darkness but still could not breath.at this moment i was consious but not totally awake.- i could not breath in reality and i saw my phone infront of me.

i tried so hard and i felt like i was dieing

i started to pray in spirit as i could not lift myself.just then i felt a lid lifted from my nose so i could breath.i sprung back to life and tried to breath but my nose was solidly blocked.- i had to open my mouth till i found mentol.

i 'knew i was delivered because my nose was totally blocked yet i was able to breath a little enough to bring me back to life.
am not here to spoil anyones market but i fing this event disturbing and revealing.

God bless u all as u take note and become more vigilant. merry xmax people.
cough nd qatar tins treat urself malaria
Religion / Re: Adeboye, Olukoya, Oyedepo, Oritsajafor, Listen To Christ Warning & Amend Ur Way by Emereolevanwill(m): 4:49pm On Dec 28, 2013
texaco1: But the op is yet to make any concrete accusation against these so called men of God.what is the op warning them against?what is the reason for this warning? Maybe the op can elaborate more.
wats the meanin of op pls
Nairaland / General / Re: What "OP" Stands For? by Emereolevanwill(m): 2:09pm On Dec 28, 2013
iamSi: Waoh!!! _ I know it, God always answers prayers ooooo for real, I have been wanting to put up a thread in respect of this but I know Nairalanders , they will just send me to an early grave with greatest insults of my life... Thanks for this Mr.
fool na pride go kill u
Music/Radio / Re: Skelewu Is A Song Of Satanic Influence! There Is A Proof With The Recent Deaths! by Emereolevanwill(m): 9:06am On Dec 27, 2013
Pix or it didn't happen
Romance / Re: Famous People Who Waited Until Marriage To Lose Their Virginity by Emereolevanwill(m): 10:51pm On Dec 24, 2013
No. 9 me (vanwill)
Romance / Re: A Must Read For Girls!!! by Emereolevanwill(m): 5:00am On Dec 18, 2013
Pix or it doesn't exists
Literature / Re: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by Emereolevanwill(m): 7:09pm On Dec 11, 2013
FOLYKAZE: That is life in the street. Oga police, we don know this tail tail.
lying tins
Education / Re: ASUU Declares 3-day Fasting And Prayer by Emereolevanwill(m): 6:28pm On Dec 11, 2013
pesty100: for the seek of mandela ASUU should please call off na
abeg 2o14 jamb form 4 sale
Jokes Etc / Re: BASKETMOUTH, Bovi, I Go Dye, Gandoki, Bovi, Gordons, Akpororo, Buchi, AY, Seyi by Emereolevanwill(m): 5:56am On Dec 09, 2013
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Witches wey de una village don de dance skelewu with ur brain mtchwww
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh With Me by Emereolevanwill(m): 9:36pm On Dec 07, 2013
vizboy:

Thanks for your kind words
am lovin this
Romance / Re: Can You Fall For Someone You've Never Met? by Emereolevanwill(m): 11:22am On Dec 07, 2013
Very possible






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Sports / Re: Brazil 2014: Reasons Why Nigeria Must Win!! by Emereolevanwill(m): 11:09am On Dec 07, 2013
Theben:
Iyawo, Cameroun won it in 2000.

However, our U17 national team is the most successful in the world having conquered the world four times.
we need to celebrate our century with world cup
Jokes Etc / Re: List Of Things I Want For Christmas by Emereolevanwill(m): 6:44am On Dec 07, 2013
yettybaby112: Babe, its not much jare. Let the guys that value you come. We ladies worth more than all that. WE RUN THE WORLD!

u worth more than that,u run the world u think haha very appoling
Religion / Re: Rev. Omolade's Response To Okotie's Catholic Statement by Emereolevanwill(m): 7:29pm On Dec 05, 2013
nnaemeka38: The moderator and his team are pentecostals and they will never make this teaching to appear on a front page. As for mr. Okotie, the saints in heaven who are the products of the Catholic will tell him that they are not in hell. He should watch and see his destruction.
U made a mistake i think u should say catholics in pogatory
Religion / Re: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by Emereolevanwill(m): 12:59pm On Dec 05, 2013
clans: i just don't get the beef with people and Catholics. im a proud catholic and loving it, and i seriously take no offense to whatever pastor Chris says. instead i will take an offense when someone says we aint worshiping God, where did you get such an idea from. but as a peace loving Catholic i am, i would pray for your souls and ask the good God to grant you pardon and pray its not to late for you.. peace be with you... smiley


i pray all catholics go to pogatory
Religion / Re: Boko-Haram Shot Man In The Head For Refusing To Deny Christ by Emereolevanwill(m): 7:40pm On Nov 19, 2013
If na me i go cool down nd preach to them about the love of christ nd ask them to give their life to christ nd i will pray 4 them
Sports / Re: Sweden V Portugal: World Cup Playoff (2- 3) On 19th November 2013 by Emereolevanwill(m): 7:28pm On Nov 19, 2013
I would go 4 portugal nd cr7
Crime / Re: Herb Seller Arrested For Stealing A Seven-month-old Baby by Emereolevanwill(m): 7:19pm On Nov 19, 2013
Wow a very sad news 4 the nigerian police
Jokes Etc / Re: A Story I've Never Heard Before by Emereolevanwill(m): 1:34pm On Nov 19, 2013
The blind man said he saw it
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by Emereolevanwill(m): 9:00pm On Nov 12, 2013
[color=#770077][/color] shocked

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