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See their heads like twins.....

Escobar smith spotted, Drug money and Yahoo + on the prowl.....

1972... 45 yrs ago, and he looked like someone in his late 30's,meaning he should be in his 80's now, we say a big "NO" to unrepentant old politicians.....

Amazing Grace

This is the definition of brilliance, raw talent at it's finest...
U wld sure go places...
I present to U naija's finest sculptor.

His wife doesn't seem to be a wife U marry when broke, I may be wrong though, as they say love is blind, ride on my Mentor.....

This guy just got the full package...

Man U 1 Man city 4

Smart and hardwork pays...
Haters can jump into the lagoon.

Kirklyne4Christ:
Yes brother
Somebody adviced me to go for the driving, which I'm going to do, trying to find someone who has car that can teach me how to drive, and although I'm trying to get funds to go to driving school. Thank you for your words. God bless you.

Very touching circumstances to lose one's hard earned cash, you write so brilliantly considering you are an SSCE holder, may the good Lord grant you the grace to recover all you had lost, you shall look back one day and smile and recall how you were raised from Grass to Grace after losing all you had laboured for.....
It's well my bro, am glad you picking the broken pieces back.........
I wish you success in your future pursuits.

Lies, is her teeth painted as well too
Hungry bloggers everywhere...

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay,
Gist around town says Bryan is gay and is only into women if they are older and for the money.

But why do her breàsts look like a cantilevered structure direly in need of a fulcrum?

I must commend ur intelligence, but it's like u sleep on nairaland bro, u are just everywhere, gracing the front page of every post...
Do get a life bro.

Upon the whole money this Baru misappropriate, see the kind cheap China coat he is putting on, an Aboki man wld always be an Aboki.

TurboBuilder:
Chai! I still remember the sound track. "Nne e eeh e eeh e eeh, Nneka a aah a aah, Nneka mo! Obu gini... (etc)"

Fear don dey catch me now sef....
Obu gini.....

Buhari is unofficially 84 years old...

ShyCypher:
I was only concerned when you typed "python" up there which is the subject here because I know for a fact that a shrew cannot take down a python in any circumstance.

The only animals that can attempt to overpower a python are Jaguars, some crocodiles, hippos and other bigger animals. Like I said up there, no dog specie in the world can stop an adult python. So make una quit with all dat "the dog no try", "my German shepherd will do dis & dat" talk.

Thanks.



PS: The mamba is deadly only because it has venom which the python doesn't. If the mamba meets a honey badger (who is immune to most venoms), it will die whereas a python will Bleep a honey badger up. So your comparison is somewhat unfair.

"Honey badger" I can see you are an ardent follower of Nat Geo Wild, I perceive brilliance in ur write up's, nice 1...

ShyCypher:
I know of the killer shrew that must eat constantly to stay alive.

However, there is nowhere where it is shown or said to have eaten pythons. If this exists, kindly share it right now and put me to shame.

I'm waitin'...

I watched it live on Nat Geo Wild, it came across a large venomous snake 10 times it body weight, it killed it in the showdown and devoured it's head and left for another kill, it wasn't a python though, it was a Green Mamba, which is more deadlier than the python...

Whyem15:
Very dumb move, there are soft copy Koran and other Islamic app that they can download online and they can pray anywhere as long as it is clean, even on sand. They should just start converting them by force or kill them so that the world will know they are enemies of Islam

At least they won't start a war with such apps, unlike here that a country was almost burnt down just because they perceived a page of the book was used to wipe the anus....

ShyCypher:
Wanna know what all these idiots have in common?

Ignorance.

Pythons are consistently listed among the Top 5 or 7 strongest animals on the planet.

You all talk like the python showed up in front of the dog and greeted her before swallowin'. They are stealth hunters. They hit you with surprise. The dog probably didn't see or hear it comin'. That's how they hunt.

And for y'all information, once a python bites and has you in its coils, no animal on earth can escape it unless it lets go (which is rare).

Because the more you breathe out & in, the more it constricts you and you suffocate and die.

All those your German abi na Japanese Shepherds don't even weigh more than 50kg & will fall to this same fate.

Pythons overpower antelopes, zebras even alligators as large as 200kg sef una dey talk of rubbish Chinese Shepherds.

Watch Nat Geo Wild instead of MiTV make una get sense una no go gree.

Shioor...

U are the ignorant fool here, I don't think you are more thrilled to Nat Geo Wild more than I do, if you haven't heard of the killer rat (Shrewd) that hunts python and other venomous snakes that cones it way and must eat every 20 minutes or else it dies then use google or better still stay glued to ur dstv set, that's if u even have 1.

onward4life:
Rubbish foolish stewpid dog no fit bark, attack or run from the forbidden snail speed serpent
(I hate snake sha)
If na to bite small pikin wey go buy kuli kuli d teeth go sharp

The Dog na bass stand dog!

I tell u, mumu dog, u need to see how 1 small rat wet dem dey call shrewd dey kill big venomous snakes including python self...

With the recent spat of killings going on in Nigeria, a Volcanic eruption isn't far from hitting us...

Poverty prompted her into this madnesses, she should be pardoned and empowered...

Holywizard:
I dnt knw how to tell my parents i love them because we weren't raised that way.
Maybe I will buy things for them while coming back

I really get you, clearly understand that feelings, was there too, had this feeling that something wrong may happen to my mum two years ago, she became so loving and caring suddenly, she used to be the very strict type, she had some fears, I just wanted to hug her and tell her she would be fine, but was scared to my bone of the possible outcome, left home and got a distress call that she had passed on, was involved in a road accident, hadn't gotten over that feeling till date......

Holywizard:
I dnt knw how to tell my parents i love them because we weren't raised that way.
Maybe I will buy things for them while coming back

I really get you, clearly understand that feelings, was there to, had this feeling that something wrong may happen to my mum two years ago, she became so loving and caring suddenly, she used to be the very strict type, she had some fears, I just wanted to hug her and tell her she would be fine, but was scared to my bone of the possible outcome, left home and got a distress call that she had passed on, was involved in a road accident, hadn't gotten over that feeling till date......

South East is in a mess right now and this guy is drinking himself to stupor...
Hmmm...

She was even pregnant prior to the wedding.....
What a shame!

My wife is dead....
Nigerian movie

LadyGoddiva:
Please what else are they supposed to do in a hospital? Isn't that their jobs? Abi you expect that the very intelligent ones should be allowed to perform surgeries? If you wanted your sister to be diagnosing illnesses and prescribing medicines, maybe you should have advised her to study medicine.
And the system is not bleeped up. That's just the catch phrase of the indolent. You don't expect someone that studied fishery even with a first class to do the work of an engineer.

You sound lame to me, who's role is it to diagnose ailments? Definitely not the Medical Doctors....
Have you heard of Medical Laboratory Scientist? That's their role to diagnose OK...

Welcome to the labour market where no one gives a shit about ur 1st class, my younger sis graduated with 1st class from that same Uni and department years back.....
No matter how intelligent U are as a nurse, Nigerian doctors would relegate U to injections and sore dressing in the hospitals......... bleeped up system