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This dude is lucky he is calabar were they have good sewage and happy soldiers, after he must hv swam in a stagnant sewage containing faeces coupled with the kind of treatment he would receive here in the north this kind harmattan ehhh, I tell you he would never still ever in his life again.

lolaxavier:
Thank you. Still more to come...

Nice, on ma toes.

Hahahaha, funny, you just made my day.

Lovely, haters go and die....... In Oshiomole 's words.

DrMattews:
you see alot of people think poor guy are bad to date. smh, im not a poor guy im a physician but i use to be one back in school so i remember my girlfriends and what happen and what they say it my advantage of getting them over rich guy back then

1. You will not be fat

put tv on and see the amount of fat people in the telly trying to loss weght .. you will see many , see, dating poor guy gaurantee you of not to be fat when you are dating.


2. Waste management

there we be no waste of food like yam. see many people waste yam and say ' pee the back off it he not good ' "peel it of, it we sour' but if you date poor guy you will waste less and we have more food .


3. He we not cheat

see rich people cheat on there girlfriend everytime .. (see how they here ) they will lie and say 'it a lie we dont " but they did it everytime.

4. He we be home everytime

why do rich people girlfriend cheat? because they are not home everytime many ladies cheat becouse of this factor. but a poor guy will be home everytimw


5. Nighty Nighty


Scientis as found out poor guy are stronger than rich guy? yea it is true.. new research has found out poor guy are romantic and good in bed .. a very big factor !!

At Op, most you embarrass physicians? Try and do some editing before pasting your post. Your piece is filled with so many inconsistencies.

Welcome to the winning party

Even Obama too wants CHANGE

I have been following the Buhari / GEJ comments keenly on most NL post and I noticed that GEJ's supporters are really dumb and their post, reply and quotes are filled with much grammatical blunders unlike GMB supporters whom are well articulated with more valid points, it got me wondering if GEJ followers are touts, no offense intended please.

NMA went on strike for over 3 months last year, NARD too went on strike too for over 3 months Same last year and their demands too were also met, now JOHESU have been on strike for just 2 month and they are crying foul, blabbing all sort of jargon.

englishmart:
see the way you calculated it without a calculator. May God have mercy on you.
You will bankrupt me.

Oboi ye!!! D tin tire me o, our igbo gals no go kill person.

Neatness, nails, flat tummy etc.

Am beginning to like this emusmith dude, wished I had access to ur post years back, maybe I would had been a better lover, thumbs up man............

Nice piece, so on point.

In cases like this what you need do is take him to the most high God I.e if you are a believer and watch him fight your battle.

moderatorr1:
Thats a live video. You can watch it if you have mb.

Revelations are subject to changes, so let's accept the new revelation in good faith irrespective of his former pronouncements.

RIP martyr, u died so Nigeria could be a better place.

Abeg o!!!!!! Make them no ban our Watsapp for us. Can't imagine chatting without it.

This guy would not cease amusing me with his antics, nice 1 Baba, carry go........

False

kennygee:
Eeya

Just cause you've been following Chewing gum broke girls doesn't mean there is no real love out there.

Real love ke? I disagree with you on this, while growing up I fantasized alot abt real /true love, later got a lady I could groom to suit my purpose, made sure she never lacked due to her poor background even though I was still in school, d said gal left my broke ass 4 a guy she was seeing while we were dating, that am still in Med school n she can't wait, even kept ma virginity 4 her, guess what? Am now a damn player. Hope to change if proven otherwise, not in Abj though cos you can't find real love in that town.

PrinxPeera:
LIE-NUS

Don't let me tag u a teenager, what's special about that? Get successful and you get them gals at ur beckon, u don't hv to move a muscle.

Chizzy20:
Jeez dis is much nah, dont knw y sum pple wil use dier money to impose punishment on demselves.

All in the name of competition, d tin really tire mi o.

Jobless youths, who fight for ladies anyway??

After your graduation you can then apply for direct entry which wld enable you start from 200L. Very few university offers this opportunity, but Unical offers direct entry to prospective Medlab students. Best of luck, glad you are making this decision, It's a wise step. Goodluck.

Keep it up my VP.

Nice

Nice one Op, got most of the signs you mentioned but wasn't sensitive enough to detect from ma ex, thought she never luved me enough.

tosyne2much:
When men were boys, I had the mentality that ladies cannot turn you down once you are well dressed, fluent and make the right approach but now everything seems to look different. Most ladies unless they're harlots appreciate and respect a well dressed dude, well behaved & has high moral standards yet some new generation ladies will turn you down & downgrade you despite having all the aforelisted qualities & I guess you must have been thinking your problem is from your village

Just take a deep breath and read.
Enjoy !

10 Types Of Ladies That Will Turn You Down When You Toast Them

1. Gold Diggers
These ones are desperate for money & will look at you from head to toe when you make moves. They will quickly calculate the weight of your bank account balance based on the quality of the stuffs you wear. Try woo them and your chance of being downgraded is 90% . If you don't have a car or spend lavishly in their presence, try woo them & they would make you look like God has not answered your prayers yet

2. High Taste Ladies
These ones are next in rank to the gold diggers. They've got high taste and will never be the right prospects for a man looking for whom to settle down with. You will have to save up money to impress them else, you will be turned down because they have high in fashion, jewelry & other perishable things

3. They Seek Advice Before Showing Interest
YES many ladies are confused when it comes to making decisions without the consent of their friends. Their judgements is sometimes based on the advice offered by their friends. She will first turn you down and go to her friends, asking them if she should consider dating you

4. The Ones Competing With Friends
It's a known fact that ladies are competitive in nature. However, when a lady is competing with friends, she will possibly turn you down just to show to her friends do exactly the same thing & will also show to them that she's also got many male suitor too ** Shm**

5. The Hurt & Jilted Ones
An average hurt & jilted lady is a harsh lady. Her heart is as hard as Olumo rock and any dude that comes her way will most likely be turned down because of her past experience

6. She's Arrogant
Sadly some ladies are arrogant and have no atom of respect for any dude. She behaves as if she wants to remain single all her life. No matter your approach, she will look at you in an awkward manner

7. The Ones With Too Many Male Suitors
An average lady with so many suitors will most likely downgrade you because she got them running after her, she will downgrade both the ones with good intentions/genuine love & those who only want to get under her skirt 'cos she has got enough them stalking. You can only get her if you think you've got all it takes to compete with her male suitors

8. Her Beauty Has Obscured Her Sense Of Reasoning
Majority of our beautiful ladies are proud because their beauty has obscured their right sense of reasoning. Because they receive compliments by intervals on how pretty they are & they starts feeling like any man they open their hearts for have won gold medal at the Olympics. Hence, they are most likely to turn you down

9. You Have To Suffer To Get Me
This sounds really funny. Some ladies like you quite alright and have been waiting for the day you will strike up a convo with them. Funny enough, when you finally strike a convo , they will still exhibit hard to get manner.. ** Ladies ehnnn **

10. She's Taken
One dude has promised her marriage. Try woo her & she will violently turn you down

Composed&Written By : Tosyne2much

Op, no mind dem, after their shakara they would go and settle with one old pot bellied man from their village, leaving their numerous toasters at awe.