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Politics › Re: B-Lord Appreciates Sowore’s Intervention, Says He's Now Part Of Revolution Team by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:34am On Apr 22
Lamasta:
After all your mouth so you can be this humblehuh
Where the humble dey?
You hear person Say he can't be bought by any politician, you still say humble

Go tell the rice sharing party that Blord is not for sale.
Thank you for your attention.
Car Talk › Re: Should Nigerian Mechanics Learn How To Repair Chinese Cars? by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:35pm On Apr 21
Yes pls. Infact it is the fear of not having any mechanic that fixes Chinese cars that is making a lot of people to be afraid of buying Chinese cars.

And guess what? Chinese cars are way cheaper than any other car from any other country
Family › Re: Father & Son Living Out The Barrack Life; As They Pay Compliments To Each Other by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:22pm On Apr 21
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
When I was still a kid,I used to dream of myself following the footsteps of my father, who's a retired army officer angry. I remember how many essays I wrote back then, especially when it was "what would you like to be in the future?". I wouldn't think twice before writing all about being a "soldier". As a matter of fact,I used to see myself, enlisting into the Nigerian army, getting married to a female soldier and spending the rest of my life in the barracks angry I really thought of following that path , just to make my old man proud.

But the moment I grew my first beards, angry that was when I realized that some dreams should never be thought of being actualized. I could remember my old man talking to one of his influential colleague in the army,if he could enlist us in. I mean,my elder bro and I angry.

Unfortunately,,the boko Haram saga sprung up and I got numerous reasons to say to my childhood dream--"Hey you,get lost" angry

And guess what,I don't regret dishing that dream of mine,cuz if I had followed that line,who knows? Perhaps my graveyard coulda grown lots of unwanted flowers beside it by now angry
We plenty ooo.

Omoorrrr I threw away that dream without looking back. Who una wan go kee when the fight against insurgency reeks of many political sabotage and lacks transparency
Travel › Re: Hotel Lobbies From Around The World by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:17pm On Apr 21
jordyspices:
Please also upload brothels lobby too make I check something
Lols abi na
Coz not everyone can afford to go to those places OP is showing us o grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Customs’ First Female Pilot Earns U.S. Commercial Multi-engine Licence by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:25pm On Apr 21
updatedws:
Are there no other tribe in this country? Any news u hear of Nigerians make wave abroad, its either Igbo or Yoruba
There are other tribes that are doing well both home and abroad, just that they don't set camera and tripod
Crime › Re: Armed Gang Invades LASU Road In Ojo, Lagos, Robs Residents, Passersby by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:15am On Apr 21
All these nonsense insecurities became worse in this country since our leaders went to sign that nonsense that stopped the execution of people who commit these kinds of crime.

When was the last time you hear say dem bring armed robbers out, tied them to drums and shoot the hell out of them?
Gone are those days when after killing them, their dead bodies will be displayed to serve as deterrance to anyone thinking of taking that route.
These days, they even reintegrate terrorists back into the society.

Woe unto our good for nothing leaders
Crime › Re: 45-Year-Old Woman Among 4-Man Gang Of One Chance Robbery Arrested In Abuja by Emeskhalifa(m):
That's how they operate. The woman will sit at the front to boost confidence and to make a victim not to suspect that they are one chance

IF YOU ARE IN ABUJA HERE ARE SOME BASIC ADVICE FOR YOU.

1. Avoid night movement especially if you don't have your own car or funds to book Uber.

2. If you want to enter car be it night or afternoon, enter Bus (Bus is slow but is it not better you arrive your destination safely?)

3. Avoid private car, not all but avoid private cars as much as you can.

4. Avoid cars with tinted glass, Infact this one should be rule number one.

5. If there are two people at the back seat already, one at the front seat, insist to sit at the front with the passenger at the front, if front seat has 2 passengers, back seat has 2 passengers, avoid the car.

6. If all passengers pretend to be busy with their phone avoid the car.

7. If one person from the back seat alight from the car and asks you to go in so he sits beside the door, pls decline and wait for another car.

8. If suddenly one person in the car starts conversation randomly, another one chips in, pls mind your business, your priority is to get to your destination, not to gist inside a moving vehicle with strangers.

9. If you realise you have fallen into their hands (God forbid) don't panic, especially if they don't know that you know who they are, just wait till you get to a busy traffic and insist you want to drop there, but if they have started their operation on you, pls don't act stubborn, you will only make things worse for yourself that is if they don't end up killing you, just do as they say.

10. Be prayerful.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Attacked Two Ships Attempting To Pass Through Strait Of Hormuz by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:54am On Apr 20
WhiteIverson:
Iran always want to show imaginary toughness 😂😂

The United States seized their ship, now they want to save face and prove they are tough
I don't think you guys get it, if Iran is cowering, won't they have accepted the Trump's negotiation already?
Sports › Re: Oba Femi Retires Brock Lesnar From WWE (Video, Pictures) by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:00am On Apr 20
ReacherSaidNoth:
What a dull question. That's like asking if people still watch movies or read books.

Something being scripted does not make it less entertaining. And wrestlers undergo serious training to get to that level, even at that they risk life and career ending injuries as some of bumps they take cannot be faked.

So keep shut with this your ignorant comment undecided
So it is as real as Boxing?
Sports › Re: Oba Femi Retires Brock Lesnar From WWE (Video, Pictures) by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:59am On Apr 20
Amotolongbo:
People still dey watch this scripted wrestlemania thing🧐
Lol stopped watching the day I discovered everything was staged
Travel › Re: 'Where Are The Bad Roads In Nigeria? I've Only Seen Good Roads!' - Cameroonian by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:20am On Apr 20
Another paid agent.

From Ugandan to now a cameroonian

My question is, if they are so much loved by the masses as they claimed, why are they doing everything possible to impose themselves on the said masses they claimed love them?
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Among Five Arrested In Cocaine Ring Bust In Thailand by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:07pm On Apr 19
Thailand dey kpai drug dealers o
Phones › Re: Why Are You People Running Away From eSim? by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:11pm On Apr 19
emmy512:
You can turn of your eSIM as well
Do you really think coz you turn it off, you cannot be monitored?

Do you ever wonder why if you turn off your phone at 100% battery level, if you on it maybe days later, the battery won't be 100%?
Politics › Re: How AGF Cleared Saraki On Offa Robbery (see DPP Report) by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:00pm On Apr 19
Ibas3454:
Saraki was miraculously dropped from that case... I'm not surprised, Nigeria can do and undo
Lols you are funny to think a whole senate president will get involved in armed robbery grin


That absurd desperate move was to end his dynasty which actually worked in the favour of the opposition, just what they wanted and how they wanted
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump: Israel Is A Great Ally Of The United States And Knows How To Win by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:28pm On Apr 19
Righteousness2:
Brutal TRUTH by President Truth.
Very Painful Truth that Hurts Terrorists and their goons Worldwide
No more Nomarecia? grin hope if they fall out, you won't go back to insulting America like you did in the past
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump: Israel Is A Great Ally Of The United States And Knows How To Win by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:26pm On Apr 19
CodeTemplar:
Isnt Putin a Trump ally?

Why not reach out to him?
He'd rather die in a war than ask Putin for help cheesy
Business › Re: Crude Oil Price Crash: Why Has Dangote Not Reduced His Fuel Prices? by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:46am On Apr 19
stuffs2002:
Dangote na full 100% capitalist wey like monopoly pass anything
Licenses were given to others, na Dangote dey hold their hands from building their own refineries?
Business › Re: Crude Oil Price Crash: Why Has Dangote Not Reduced His Fuel Prices? by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:43am On Apr 19
Tjra:
Na cashing out season Dangote dey.
If e reach your turn, do otherwise till your business fold and you go back to village.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Declares Strait Of Hormuz Open, But Trump Says US Blockade Still Active by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:00am On Apr 19
obajoey:
Who con dey lie pass between Trump and Iran like this. Forex traders don suffer too much
I swear. Na forex traders I pity pass coz all this definitely have impact on the chart
Politics › Re: Presenters Who Express Opinions As Fact, Bully Guests Risk Sanctions, Says NBC by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:56am On Apr 19
mohims:
Shut your gob please. The NBC is doing the right thing. Do you support the unprofessionalism of the likes of Rufai Oseni? You should be ashamed of yourself for typing this nonsense.
Was Mehdi unprofessional too?
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Face 100 Years In Jail Over $100m Scam by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:35pm On Apr 18
These ones are bad guys. See the way they laundered the funds na cheesy
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy: After Dating Different Men, I Now Prefer A Simple 9–5 Guy by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:31pm On Apr 18
Lols this geh eh.
Thought she was on a quest to date men from all continent?? angry
Sports › Re: Did India Really Beat Nigeria 99–1? The Truth About The Okwaraji Story by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:18pm On Apr 18
So why don't India play world cup? If you say our forefathers lied?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Bleeding From Within - Peter Obi by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:16pm On Apr 18
Obi you are the only one who can rescue Nigeria and Nigerians. Pls help us
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Talks Too Much, Says Iranian Minister, Saeed Khatibzadeh by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:16pm On Apr 18
ekineme:
E dey pain dem, they want to behave like nicodemus, They want to beg in secret and talk tough in public.
Trump got no chill, he says it the way it is, shikina.
They got no more card to play, so 🤷, All terrorist lovers take you L and F**k off.
I bet you are a 9 to 5 (if at all you even are) and have no basic idea how whatever he says impact on businesses. Awon anywhere belle face grin cheesy
Celebrities › Re: “You Want To Buy America?”- Don Jazzy Reacts After Seeing Habby Forex’s Acct Bal by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:19pm On Apr 18
1.5 billion Naira on a single car.
Health › Re: Open Defecation: Open Your Toilets To The Public - Lagos Govt To Banks, Eateries by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:55pm On Apr 18
So who will now be taking care of the toilets?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Not A Poor Country – Dr. Tope Fasua by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:28pm On Apr 18
Of course not a poor country to looters na.

If na China we dey, dem go don hang most of una and the politicians wey una dey work for already coz of corruption
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Coventry City Promoted To Premier League After 25 Years by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:12am On Apr 18
Galactics:
Lampard is a football legend.
.
We will see now that they are in EPL
Romance › Re: Most Couples No Longer Enjoy Physical Intimacy Because Of These 6 Reasons by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:47pm On Apr 17
Fiscus105:
Someone who is not up to you, even in the area of financial capacity you are complaining of, will be helping your inadequacy in Oza room, my opinion is bitter but it's a fact!
Na una sha dey over carry woman matter for head like say na load o
Romance › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Suspends Autistic Daughter’s Wedding As 1,000 Suitors Apply by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:27pm On Apr 17
[quote author=Jayjayconcept post=139126651]Naija men ehhh, looking for free knacking machine plus benefits 🤣[/quote
Asin eh grin

Dem go knack her wettin no good plus still get paid for doing just that grin
Romance › Re: Most Couples No Longer Enjoy Physical Intimacy Because Of These 6 Reasons by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:09pm On Apr 17
Fact

Experiencing it currently. After a hectic, chaotic day and preparing to go face the next day, where person wan see time and feelings for za oza room?

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