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RomanceRe: Why Do Women Ask For Favours During/After Sex by EMEzzy(m): 6:51pm On Mar 13, 2015
Edusouls:
african man is sex crazy and dosent have any thing called respect , this is a terrible disease that men suffer from, we are the one that first mount pressure on these women to give us sex, we behave well,promise heaven and earth just to enjoy her body, when she gives in and demands some things in return, we come here and start exposing our ignorance and foolishness, narrating how we slept with her, for what, why wont she demand things she like, is her body, you guys think is easy for these girls to allow you enjoy their body, when they know you wont even marry them. if u know you dont want demands for enjoying what you cherish so much, then forget it.. and stop coming to nairaland to talk senselessly, exposing men's gross stupidity, nowadays..
Utter rubbish,lacking in wisdom whatsoever,not to mention you think like a kindergerten.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Ask For Favours During/After Sex by EMEzzy(m): 6:47pm On Mar 13, 2015
andromida:
Anytime a woman sleeps with a man who is not worthy of her i believe it is o.k if she asks for payment. grin She knows she has not done right by herself and getting paid at least makes the act right on some levels within her mind.
Rubbish,why would she sleep with someone who is not worthy of her? What does that make her?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys With Pink Lips by EMEzzy(m): 7:29pm On Mar 10, 2015
shumuel:
kk hayafyea cheesy
Youre weird man.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys With Pink Lips by EMEzzy(m): 3:43am On Mar 10, 2015
In GMB's voice : Op kwongwatulatius you yaf enter NL hall of 'fame'.
P.s - dont ask me maka why(for what)
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Nairaland Guys Bash Ladies by EMEzzy(m): 2:51am On Mar 10, 2015
Xiadnat:
Mostly because men have a very FRAGILE ego !!!!! Women, for being called the weaker sex, are in all actuality, the stronger sex.

Psychologically, biologically, socially and evolutionarily; in any way you slice and dice it; women are more sophisticated and evolved cortex in terms of survival.

Case in point: how many men can undergo the pain of child birth. Have you seen a man sick with a coldhuh? Lawd have mercy, they're such babies.

Some never outgrow sucking mamma's boobies!!!!! I guess that's why they are still fixated on boops. Choi. Vestigial indeed.

Talk about...............mtchew!
Most stupid thing i'd read my entire life.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Responds To #babawhileyouweregone by EMEzzy(m): 6:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
egift:
He crossed legs, the stubborn thing still wont stay, so he used two hands and held it down grin grin grin
Lol,him get luck say madam dame no dey around,him for dey otuoke by now.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Has Taken Right Step.(pic) by EMEzzy(m): 5:56pm On Mar 09, 2015
francizy:
Chai! OP I've seen many photoshoped pics, some funny, some boring but I tell you, ever since I was given birth to, this is the most boring piece of shyt I've seen.. undecided angry
I tell you,very lame...but its lamely funny lol.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Responds To #babawhileyouweregone by EMEzzy(m): 5:51pm On Mar 09, 2015
egift:
More on the hashtag: https://twitter.com/hashtag/BabaWhileYouWereGone

https://cdn07.dailyindependentnig.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Seyi-Shay-with-President-Jonathan.jpg

#BabaWhileYouWereGone: Jonathan had Fifty Shades of Shay and his standing JohnBull was very difficult holding down. grin grin grin grin
Lol,cant you see what he is trying to resist.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Left Daniel Dan Foster, Because He Lied About His Age by EMEzzy(m): 5:48pm On Mar 09, 2015
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FashionRe: Sexy Lips by EMEzzy(m): 11:46pm On Mar 08, 2015
moonnstar:
hw u take no say na lie?u smoke dry shit?
Calm down na 4 dream grin
FashionRe: Sexy Lips by EMEzzy(m): 8:46pm On Mar 07, 2015
My girlfriend is from number 3-7...we french kiss like we in paris grin
FashionRe: Sexy Lips by EMEzzy(m): 8:42pm On Mar 07, 2015
moonnstar:
D 5th n d 8th one goes 4 me
Na lie grin
SportsRe: Who Is Nigeria Worst Striker Ever? by EMEzzy(m): 4:36pm On Mar 04, 2015
Truckpusher:
You can't put Aighebene Yakubu on that your hate list.

When he was bangging in goals like no man's business we praised him but he flops once in a major match you decided to reduce him to a failure?

Modify that list before I use back hand bend your mouth. cheesy
Shey na by force to agree with you?undecided
SportsRe: Who Is Nigeria Worst Striker Ever? by EMEzzy(m): 11:10am On Mar 04, 2015
Icon4s:
very Obvious that u just started watching football lately.
Ok if you say so.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Unique Things That Are Common In Lagos by EMEzzy(m): 9:48am On Mar 02, 2015
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Unique Things That Are Common In Lagos by EMEzzy(m): 9:47am On Mar 02, 2015
TravelRe: I Am In Dilemma, Do We Relocate To Canada Or Stay Back by EMEzzy(m): 10:52pm On Mar 01, 2015
sukkot:
yeah i repped toronto raptors back in that time no more. and ermmm the lakers have being crap for a while now and kobe needs to retire. his time is past. cheesy
I just knew you would say thatcheesy who you rep now bruh
SportsRe: Who Is Nigeria Worst Striker Ever? by EMEzzy(m): 10:36pm On Mar 01, 2015
Icon4s:
For your info:
-Yakubu is the 3rd Highest scoring Nigerian striker ever, just behing Yekini and Odegbami
-Yakubu is the highest scoring Nigerian player in the EPL
-Yakubu is the 2nd highest scoring African in the EPL, just behind Drogba.

It is a pitty most of you only started watching football in 2010.
I dont mind those stats,may be prolific for club but we are talking about Nigeria,if you think that was a small miss,why has he not played for Nigeria ever since?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Unique Things That Are Common In Lagos by EMEzzy(m): 8:00pm On Feb 28, 2015
LadyX:
Na the problem of being a village girl. grin
I no get relative for Lagos, so no one to host me. undecided
Lol,you no serious. grin Nice banter,you funny die.
SportsRe: Who Is Nigeria Worst Striker Ever? by EMEzzy(m): 7:50pm On Feb 28, 2015
Veneto81:
Yakubu dey try him best.

I don't like that salami boy. Too thick
That guy is like what? 10 pounds?
SportsRe: Who Is Nigeria Worst Striker Ever? by EMEzzy(m):
Yakubu aighebene(yes becos of that miss)
micheal eneramo
maculay christantus
gbolahon 'the pig' salami
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Unique Things That Are Common In Lagos by EMEzzy(m): 7:18pm On Feb 28, 2015
olarafiat:
when u go there in suit dem go tell u to come de hawlk electronics
Lmao. Why do i have this hunch you're talking from hewlsperiece?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Unique Things That Are Common In Lagos by EMEzzy(m): 7:15pm On Feb 28, 2015
LadyX:
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I fit follow you argue say u never go am sef grin madam village geh grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Unique Things That Are Common In Lagos by EMEzzy(m): 6:02pm On Feb 28, 2015
LadyX:
Not yet
Ok where you don go b4? Your backyard? cheesy
TravelRe: I Am In Dilemma, Do We Relocate To Canada Or Stay Back by EMEzzy(m): 5:20pm On Feb 28, 2015
sukkot:
awww brother it was so sick, i couldnt believe what i saw. i was in shock for days. that dunk was sick. fist time i ever seen it done successfully. after that dunk i had a man crush on vince carter NO HOMO LOL. tracy macgrady bounced the ball and he caught it and put it between his legs and dunked it. GAME OVER grin grin
lmao crazy stuff,i bet that point was worthy to win any match? You rep toronto raptors brotha? I wish to see an nba game someday,Lakers all day long kobe brynt 3-pointers and all those $hit.
TravelRe: I Am In Dilemma, Do We Relocate To Canada Or Stay Back by EMEzzy(m): 5:11pm On Feb 28, 2015
Bwaal:
dah post funny die
But na true na grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Unique Things That Are Common In Lagos by EMEzzy(m): 4:55pm On Feb 28, 2015
Mustghan:
Aw abt holdup shopping- u can buy almost anything in trAffic, house, car, skipping rope, phone, laptop...........just name it
Bros calm down,house kwa? Na you dhy give the CofO? grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Unique Things That Are Common In Lagos by EMEzzy(m): 4:52pm On Feb 28, 2015
LadyX:
Why u dey wish me bad? You want Boko to kidnap me?
undecided
No na,i no fit wish you dat kin thing.i think say you wan see those children,dem plenty 4 sambisa grin oya what of otuoke?
TravelRe: I Am In Dilemma, Do We Relocate To Canada Or Stay Back by EMEzzy(m): 4:35pm On Feb 28, 2015
uplawal:
tHIS GUY IS DAM FUNNY,THATS THE REALITY OF LIFE ABROAD,WHITE PEOPLE ARE VERY BORING,YOU DNT LAUGH,SHOW ANY EXCITEMENT OUTSIDE,THEY ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THEY ARE ROBOT AND LIKE LIFE HAS DEALTH WITH THEM IN A SORROWFULWAY.
Lol,i agree with you,but the advantage the uk has is that its multicultural (you should know since you live in uk)the asians are very funny,my babe is pakistani and she's bloody funny hehe,if i'm to get married, humor would be top on my wishlist,cant live with someone who's mentor is Anne robinson(host of weakest link) i go run be that.lol
TravelRe: I Am In Dilemma, Do We Relocate To Canada Or Stay Back by EMEzzy(m): 8:02am On Feb 28, 2015
sukkot:
you dont get it. life is not about having a roof over your head and a lil car to drive. your spirit has to be nourished and happy too. what you have is called poverty mentality. i didnt go to canada looking for opportunities. i was young and was heavily into the NBA and most especially vince carter when he was with the toronto raptors. i was in toronto during the 2000 slam dunk contest when vince did that crazy dunk. i came for basketball. to be close to the raptors. come to find out after 2 months in the place, it was like hell. the snow on the street was like 10 inches. the cold was brutal. everyone looked miserable. black people there had no glow whatsoever. it was very depressing. i had to escape before i get depressed. i remember the streets though lol. bloor. spauldina, younge, etc etc
Lmao,that must have been sick,i'm into nba also Lakers?
TravelRe: I Am In Dilemma, Do We Relocate To Canada Or Stay Back by EMEzzy(m): 7:56am On Feb 28, 2015
managingpartner:
@ Emezzy, please throw more light on your course. Thank you
civil eng. 4 yr course with foundation,the school is rated number 2 in civil eng/architecture plus its always been my dream course,test of english IELTS and all those $hit.

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