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how much is it going for? |
white mosquito: Oh yes! Dis one takes the cake! Just last wk, took a bus on my way to an interview. Sat down at the rear end of the last seat, then dis rough looking fellow hurries to sit next to me,ignoring all the other available seats. Im nonplussed, but decide to mind my biz. Halfway into d journey dis guy starts makin suspicious movements, like adjusting his sittin position to face me. I shrug it off cos iv more imp things on my mind like d interview. A few mins later, i notice dat his hands wer in his fly and he had shut his eyes as if in rapture. So im like WTF? I turn my head immediately and face the window and then he says 'busstop'! As he comes down i notice that his trouser is soaked wit whitish liquid like melted icecream. He sees me noticing and gives me a grateful smile and a wink! Imagine! I almost puked!that was so disgusting ! |
HOLD YOUR TWO BREASTS WHILE NAKED AND SWEAR FOR HIM ![]() |
whats the difference between samosa and spring rolls? |
since your hubby is not cool with the new development, he is in a position to address the issue, let him call his brother into order. |
lol @ reproduction apparatus! ![]() |
link/source pls! |
that's my girl doing her thing she's truly a diva! |
that guy is nothing but a genius |
marriage is not a do or die. if you are tired of your marriage simply pack your things and leave rather than scheming on how to take his life. |
the guys babana was not sweet enough for her ? wonders shall never cease |
even an infant knows that Malaysia has zero tolerance for drug trafficking especially if you are black |
slap1: :PThere is nothing cute about that kid,unless you're seeing another pix. She ain't cute, but I bet she will have her mother's shape.are you saying the baby is worworish ![]() |
slap1: :PThere is nothing cute about that kid,unless you're seeing another pix. She ain't cute, but I bet she will have her mother's shape.are you saying the baby is worworish ![]() |
what a cute little angel |
joeydozzy: being broke is not a crime rather is it one's business. He should have let it slide and not cone up with reasons he was talking to his friendyes oo. he bleeped up for replying! |
very hilarious ![]() |
o Lord bless me with twins this year. ![]() |
is the fee negotiable? |
Bread Bread Bread ![]() |
congratulations to you Seun ![]() |
Oganla 1 |
show me a man who plays with a crocodile and i'll show you a man who is tired of life. |
looks like a sanitary towel ![]() |
DigitalSignal: Ok, but what about the girl? Would you blame her?the old fool took advantage of the poor innocent girl. |
991: the only grammar that matters to me is MONEY ! if my customers don't understand the way i speak it I will demonstrate it for them.lwkmd! you are such a clown! ![]() |
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