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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Praise Evicted From Big Brother House by emilyone(f): 11:44pm On Aug 23
its either he is a male stripper or fagg0t
grin how?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Praise Evicted From Big Brother House by emilyone(f): 11:43pm On Aug 23
That guy can talk for Africa
Family / Re: I Have Finally Made Up My Mind To Divorce My Wife. by emilyone(f): 7:52pm On Aug 22
If you can tolerate her for 2 decades what else just continue to manage her
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ‘save Me From Avoidable Pain’ — Man Sacked By Exxonmobil Writes Buhari by emilyone(f): 12:02pm On Aug 15
When you work in such places you ate expected to cultivate the habit of saving for rainy days , always invest certain percent of your income instead of living flamboyant lifestyle
Politics / Re: Chukwunonso Nwoko: Ned Nwoko Asked Police To Dig Up Monarch's Palace by emilyone(f): 8:40pm On Aug 14
Why this man resemble Lizard?!
U are mean grin grin
Celebrities / Re: #BBNAIJA: These Two Housemates Might Be Evicted On Sunday by emilyone(f): 9:03pm On Aug 13
Kaisha and neo
Celebrities / Re: Meet The Real Billionaire Gucci Master! Kiddwaya’s Dad by emilyone(f): 3:30pm On Aug 12
The baba was a pymp for top military guys way back
Romance / Re: She Accused Me Of Cumming Inside Her by emilyone(f): 9:03pm On Aug 07
U know what’s annoying about youths of today you people will be engaging in something wrong and u still can’t give urself brain..ordinary 500 naira condom is hard for u to buy... if you are not afraid of pregnancy, are u not afraid of HIV...

Bottom line.....
U are simp....an annoying simp for that matter
U are having sex with a lady off and on.. u should know u are not the only one entering the hole during the off..
Yet u skin dive as if you have photocopied you life and keep somewhere
You skin dive as if ur destiny have reset button..

Let me give u the gist...there are two things involved
1)She got pregnant before she came to ur side...She has laid foundation of how she will tell u that you got her pregnant in few weeks time...She will remind you of today because she has use style to claim u cum inside

2) she has gone to use postinor already....
Nothing dey happen.... but she will come back few weeks later to tell u something dey happen....she will remind u that u came inside her.....like she has used style to claim....
she will say she wants to abort the air inside the womb....60k... u will beg to 30k .....u will pay... becos u are a simp......

Its does not work that way any more, these days guys will say keep d preg
Romance / Re: BB Naija Nengi Ass Is Killing, Curvy And Figure Eight by emilyone(f): 8:58pm On Aug 07
Yes, she has a better ass than mercy
Politics / Re: Suspend Services In Lagos - NUPENG Orders Tanker Drivers by emilyone(f): 8:55pm On Aug 07
Las las we go dey alright for this country
Travel / Re: A Visit To the Beautiful Lekki Art - One of the Biggest Art Markets in Nigeria by emilyone(f): 1:44pm On Aug 06
Used to be known as Bar beach market dunno what its called now
TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Top 5 Favorite American TV Series ??? by emilyone(f): 8:45pm On Jul 25
If loving you is wrong
Queen of the south
Game of throne

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Politics / Re: FG Introduces Stamp Duty On House Rent Agreement, C Of O, Others by emilyone(f): 9:10pm On Jul 02
What's wrong with this govt for crying out loud, yesterday they increased pump price and today again stamp duty on house rent only God knows what they will come up with tomorrow.

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Family / Re: Should I Divorce My Wife? by emilyone(f): 9:11am On Jun 30
See vacuous story.. Very incoherent write up. A poor and shoddy synopsis . Why wouldn't your marriage be in jeopardy.
Now this got me laughing out loud
Politics / Re: Florence Ajimobi And Rauf Olaniyan In Exchange Of Words (video) by emilyone(f): 6:18pm On Jun 28
Didn't know that this woman has skor-skor like her husband
You need to see the video of where she was throwing money into the air like a woman on hard drugs.


Properties / Re: LASRERA Launches Website, Registration Portal For Real Estate Practitioners by emilyone(f): 10:39am On Jun 12
But that should be the work of NIESV Lagos state chapter
Crime / Re: Badeh: Court Jails Six NAF Personnel Attached To Late Air Chief Marshal by emilyone(f): 1:18pm On May 30
Just like they killed Bola Ige a whole attorney general of the Federation

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Health / Re: Is It Possible To Grow Taller At 20? by emilyone(f): 2:43pm On May 22
The end is near

How to survive the coming years?

-Go into farming

-Stop sinning

-Protect yourselves and your family

-Find an alternate means of shelter

- find a thick forest closer to you for refuge

I'm seriously serious

So many people won't expect what's going to happen next

Remember nobody is special

What exactly are you talking about
Phones / Re: Please I'm About To Buy Tecno Camon 15 by emilyone(f): 7:05pm On May 21
How much is the phone?
Politics / Re: Babatunde Gbadamosi Arrested For Attending Funke Akindele's Party Amid Lockdown by emilyone(f): 9:02pm On Apr 06
Hes in deep shit if he lied to his wife he was going somewhr else!
Nah, the wife was also at the party
Politics / Re: Babatunde Gbadamosi Arrested For Attending Funke Akindele's Party Amid Lockdown by emilyone(f): 8:51pm On Apr 06
This man was their main target, funke akindele and naira marley were just pawns to get to want they wanted
You are very correct!


Health / Re: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by emilyone(f): 9:19pm On Apr 05
This naira Marley eh, before the guy clock 40 yrs e for don visit police station like 30 times
Now this is hilarious
Health / Re: Funke Akindele Arrested For Hosting Party Despite Lockdown by emilyone(f): 9:14pm On Apr 05
Good, she should face disciplinary action. As a celebrity and a role model to several people, she should have known better.
She's also a barrister
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by emilyone(f): 5:56pm On Mar 29
A bunch of thanks, accolades and appreciations to the real buddies, founders and launchers of this thread about 8 years ago.

Free2ryhme and many few who were active then.

You buddies really did well and your efforts will always be remembered. NOBODY can steal it. smiley
Travel / Re: Lagosian Turns Keke Into Rover.... To Avoid Ban by emilyone(f): 9:16pm On Feb 04
Buhari,Sanwo Olu and every other name I can't remember,
May centipedes hide inside una shoes!
Inside there boxers
Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by emilyone(f): 4:50pm On Jan 21
Why is Mutual fund interest rate dropping day by day, I hope my fund is safe? I dont want stories that touch .
Family / Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by emilyone(f): 10:37am On Jan 19
Am about doing a peternity test on my child... That's the real gist
Pls where can one get a paternity test done and for how much?
Politics / Re: FG Declares Operation Amotekun Illegal by emilyone(f): 9:02pm On Jan 14
Who then made the Islamic police legal in the north that even arrested a Nigeria police man and some ladies in an hotel
Are you kidding me grin
Romance / Re: What's The Most Stupid Reason Someone Ever Gave You As An Excuse Not To Date by emilyone(f): 4:42am On Jan 07
He said I was too gentle and laid back, after some months he came back apologising and saying he was foolish to have made those statements
Business / Re: How to get a POS for ATM cash withdrawal and Deposit business in Nigeria by emilyone(f): 7:20am On Jan 04
Which of these banks pos gives very reliable services?
Travel / Re: Lagos Government Begins Removal Of Roundabouts Responsible For Traffic Problems by emilyone(f): 6:04pm On Dec 28, 2019
Abraham Adesanya round about should be the first on that list

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