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nice 1

too funny....me i go use hammer whip her jaw scatter!

rosy4u:
no joooor ... I can't figure it out

hahaha...alrite. come 2 my house & i will show u d practical..

djcliff:
are u a learner?

hehe....we r all learners

rosy4u:
yes ke... theory and practicals move together

ok...u fit use imaginations do d practical

Faita:
Love this. Good one, OP.

thanks man

rosy4u:
wia pics na

dis article still need pics?

Chanchit:
I first thought its impossible for a guy not to like a sex style,but I quit agree with all the eight points. Girl weh follow you try all those sh** just know say na phd holder in sex matters you dey deal with.

hahahaha...na those kind girls dey make bf run bk 2 dem steady

kudos 2 you OP... Well said...well written!

dunsman:
Who tell u say I no dae try am

hahaha...OYO 4 u oh

Take note.
What you don’t know CAN hurt you—and your
relationship—if you’re committing the
following s*x blunders.
These are the 8 s*x moves guys HATE. Listen
up ladies.

1. The Over-Moan.

Just because many guys watch P0*n doesn’t
mean they expect their own experiences to be
like one. Moaning in ecstasy when a guy is
barely touching you makes him think you’re
disingenuous.
So, don’t worry about being vocal to stroke his
ego before he’s even stroking your… you know.

2. The Starfish.

On the other end of the spectrum is the
starfish. Lying on the bed with your arms and
legs stretched out flat making absolutely no
effort to add to the action. Even if you’re on
bottom, most guys would ask that you be an
active participant.

3. Catching Air.

When you’re on top, nothing scares a guy more
than when you bounce a little too high, and
there’s the chance of a botched landing. Catch
some air and come down wrong, and you’re
looking at the possibility of a broken man-
hood.
Yes, the man-hood is a muscle. But if severely
bent while erect, it can actually tear.

4. The WWF Smack Down.

Some like it rough. Some don’t. Don’t assume
your guy wants to be smacked in the face,
scratched down his back, spanked on the a*s
or any other thing you can do to inflict pain
while having s*x.
If he tells you he likes it, fine, beat that boy
up. But if it hasn’t been discussed, don’t leave
him with any teeth, nail or slap marks.

5. Assploration.

Yes, many guys find it pleasurable to have
their a*s fondled. Many guys will also flip
their shit if you go anywhere near their back
door. Unless he’s told you he likes it, stay
away from his b*tt hole.
If you want to handle something, reach for his
balls instead. They are a much safer bet.

6. The Lean Back.

Erect joysticks bend forward. This means: Don’t
ride a man-hood the same way you ride a bull.
Lean forward or straight up. Don’t lean all the
way back. Quite simply, guys’ joysticks don’t
bend that way.

7. The Red Eye.

Most guys will agree that reverse cowgirl is a
hot position. That being said, it’s the safest to
stay upright in this position. If you lean
forward and grab his ankles, not only are you
risking bending his man-hood the wrong way,
you’re giving him an unsolicited view of your
a*s hole.
Asses are hot, the actual hole… the verdict is
still out for most guys.

8. The Water Slide.

From time to time, lubrication is necessary.
There are many things that make good
lubricants: KY Jelly, lotion, saliva, even
conditioner if you’re giving a hand job in the
shower.
One thing that doesn’t make a good lubricant:
water. Water actually just adds to the chaffing.
If you are giving a hand job and need some
extra lubricant, reach for the lotion, not the
faucet.

PS: this post is basically for married people. I
dont encourage s*x before marriage. thanks.

It has more nicknames than possibly any
other female bodypart (sideways smile,
anyone?), its own doctor, and the ability to
bring you tons of pleasure — not to mention
pain,particularly if you plan to have a
baby. Yet the vagina remains a mystery to
many. In fact, a Cosmo poll found that more
than 60 percent of women say they don't
know a lot about their vadge — which is
unfortunate, because a new study reports
that chicks who feel confident about
their down-there area have more orgasms.
So i've put together a list of 15 bits of info
to boost your V-zone comfort level.These
are the crucial facts about how it functions,
keepingit healthy, and increasing the
amount of bliss it brings you.

1. It's just one part of your down-
there region

Most of us use the word vagina to refer to
our private parts. But technically, the
term describes only the narrow canal that
runsi nside your body from the vulva (the
visible area that includes the inner and outer
labia,clitoris, and perineum)to the cervix
(the lower portion of the uterus).

2. Vaginas generally look alike

...On the inside, that is.What does vary is
the vulva. The clitoris rangesfrom 1 to 1¼
inches(including the hood), the outer labia
can be barely there or a few incheslong, and
the inner labia,which are reminiscent
of butterfly wings, might be hidden or hang
past the outer lips. Most women's labia aren't
perfectly symmetrical — one side is
usually bigger than the other.

3. The surrounding area often can
be different colors

The shade of your southern region isn't
necessarily related to the tone ofthe rest of
your skin.Many light-skinned women have
brown orpurplish labia, while a darker-hued
chick can have a lighter vulva. You also can
have different colors in different areas — for
example, your labia could be on the
darkerside yet your perineumcould be pale
pink.

4. Its walls are pleated

Usually, the walls of thevagina lie
compressedagainst each other. Butwhen
they need to open—to accommodate a
tamponor penis—the sides separateand
widen, kind oflike the way an
umbrellaopens or a pleated skirtunfolds.
The vagina typically swells from half aninch
wide to 2 inches wide. And it can get
even bigger — after all, a baby might have to
pass through it!

5. Relax — a well-hung guy
won't stretch it out...

As explained above, the vagina is incredibly
elastic and can fit a supersizepenis — yet it
always returns to its usual tightness after
sex. But it might be a different story onceyou
pop out a baby, assome moms say they
dofeel looser. You can tightenup by doing
certain exercises(see number 7).

6. ...Nor will it"revirginize" if you
go througha long dry spell

There's a rumor out therethat if you find
yourself in a no-booty bout, your vagina will
become so tight that getting back in the
saddle will hurt. It's totally untrue. While
your vaginal muscles may be tense at first,
penetration shouldn't be painful at all.

7. It benefits from regular exercise

Just as working yourbiceps firms up
yourarms, working your
pubococcygeusmuscle — amain muscle of
yourpubic region — can toneup your vadge.
Besidesgiving you a tighter gripduring sex,
it also maymake it easier to climax.Here's
how to exerciseyour V: Clamp down as
ifyou're stopping yoururine flow, hold for
10seconds, then release. Do2 sets of 10 to 20
a day;you'll notice a differenc ein about a
month.

8. It's teeming with bacteria

Don't get grossed out — they're the kind that
keep bad micro organisms in check so you
don't get an infection. One of thegood
bacteria is lactobacilli,also found in
yogurt.In fact, some gynos sayyou can help
cure a yeastinfection by inserting
a tablespoon of plain yogurt with live
cultures intoyour vadge (put some ona
tampon, and push it in).

9. It's self-cleaning

No need to douche orwash the inside —
your vagina cleans itself withdischarge (yep,
that stuff has a function). Thesecretions
flush out cellsfrom the vaginal wall,excess
water, and bacteria.The only washing it
needsis on the outside betweenthe labial
folds andalong the perineum(use a mild,
scent freesoap).

10. The hair around it isn't necessary

Back in caveman times, pubes shielded the
vagina from bacteria and trappedodor to
attract men.Today, we have clothes
toprotect us. And as for attracting a guy
with yourhairy crotch, the oppositemay be
true: Some guys are turned on by seeing a
woman's bare V.

11. Its smell gets stronger during
your cycle

Speaking of scent, everyvagina has one. It
tends tobe acidic before yourperiod and
pungent afterward.Your scent also maybe
more noticeable post-workout,because
ofsweat glands, and duringsex, thanks to the
naturallubrication you produce.

12. Getting it on does it good...

Part of the reason sexfeels so amazing: Hoo-
hastimulation, whether ornot you reach an
O,releases feel-good hormones.Some gynos
alsosay that having an orgasmeases cramps
— an awesomereason to hit thesheets with
your guy orhave solo sex when youhave
your period.

13. ...But too much sex can throw
it out of whack

While regular action canrelax you, too
much ina short period of time mayleave
you chafed orinflamed down south orwith a
urinary-tract infection.You're more likelyto
get a UTI if you do it ontop or in
missionary, since your guy's penis is
supercloseto your urethra andcan push
harmful bacteriain it. No need to give
upthese poses though;peeing post-sex can
keep a UTI at bay.

14. Discharge changes throughout
your cycle

Your vadge producesmore discharge — up to
2teaspoons a day — duringovulation; it
tends to bethinner and clearer at thistime.
Before your flow, it'screamier and thicker.
If itever itches, burns, stinks,or looks like
cottagecheese, see your gyno.

15. Things can't get lost up there

Your vagina is not a blackhole. It's
impossible foranything (like a tampon)to
escape into youruterus — the cervix
blocksoff access. But a tamponcan slip out
of reach. Ifone does, fish it out
whilesquatting and bearingdown. If that
doesn't work,make an appointmentwith
your gyno, who will pluck out the
tamponquickly and painlessly.Note: Steer
clear of puttingfood, even chocolatesyrup or
whipped cream,up there. The sugar canlead
to an infection.



Source-Cosmopolitan

POWEROFPEACE:
This young lady was a sales girl at a certain amala spot close to the house were I lived. She washes her plates at the back of my window and even borrow my soap sometimes, that was how we became friends. One morning at about 6am, she knocked at my window and asked me to open the back door for her which I did and she came in. While we were inside my room, we talked for a while and she suddenly started romancing me and I decided to play along, but I was surprise she dipped her hand into my boxers and brought out my Dick, she was about dipping it in when I stopped her. She asked why and I told her I don't have condom she replied and so, I told her I don't want her to get pregnant, she said even if she get pregnant, are there not hospital everywhere, she left angrily and never came back. A week later, I noticed a small crowd in the area, behold when I got close, I saw her mother dragging and beating her to show her who impregnated her. That was how God saved me. I want to use this medium to advice men to be very careful when it comes to dealing with women especially young girls. Thanks.

oboi...u get better luck

otiigba1:
like in sudan?

yeah...sometin like that

The 'CHANGE' we want will start from the Youth....
the YOUTH just need to Rise up & protest either non violently or violently as the case may be

tosyne2much:
Baba I dey here oooo

As I no dey take alcohol, no be to buy me wine so ?

Taaa! You too get big Eye.

INTERESTING... let the fun beginnnnnnnnn

PRE MARITAL SEX IS NOT A SIN AS LONG AS D BIBLE IS CONCERNED!!![/quote]As in

Tosin..Tosin...Tosin how many times i call u come make i buy u 1 crate of beer make u rest. *You are on Point*

i go enter shrine go invoke her spirit & deal with her

when the Govt makes churches start paying Taxes,all this shits will reduce

Might just be a False Allegation in order to drag the pastor's name to the mud

na 2 inject the child 2 die...instead 2 let d poor child come suffer

that girl deserves not to live....the world will be a better place if some people are dead

Nnaeb:
it was deliberate. i will do that some other time.

no wahala