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Romance › Re: Abuja Runs Girl Slept With A Politician And Found Worms In Her Private Part by emitheo(m): 5:55pm On May 01, 2015
Smartini:
Yuck! Thats so gross... "Heyo! Tell me what you do with those big, fat worms? Wriggle, Wriggle Wriggle" ... #BeatRolls. I feel nothing for her. She bought a 300k trailer-load of worms... She's probably into fish farming
Nah..she is probably into WOrms Farming
Romance › Re: 5 Sure Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating... by emitheo(m): 5:29pm On May 01, 2015
falconey:
my GF is currently doing most of these things and its giving me lots of headache( for now).

Especially the besty( a male), she walk around with him in school almost every second and I get 30minutes to be or talk to her in 2-3days.

U know wat bro? 2 d other she's hanging out with,u 2 is her bestie..
Shun dat gal cos she has banged dat guy(bestie) alrdy.
cool
Romance › Re: 5 Sure Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating... by emitheo(m): 5:24pm On May 01, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Cheating? It wouldn't ruffle my feathers.
When a girl starts cheating, you'll know. If you're discerning enough you'd notice the signs no matter how subtle they are. For me, I'd do nothing about it. I'd limit it to just the sexual interactions between us. By the time she'd realize, she'd bite her fingers in pain/regret 'cause it would dawn on her that I reduced what we were to just being 'FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS' - nothing more than sexual partners.
Either way, it's a win-win situation for me - I get to satisfy my sexual urges and I relieve myself of the emotional burden.

Women cannot outsmart guys
like me.
WORD
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Dump Guys Who Refuse To Have Sex With Them ? by emitheo(m): 10:34pm On Mar 10, 2015
Its the way God has configured their brain:
Romance › Re: I Have Been Dumped By 3 Girls Cos I Refuse To Have Sex With Them by emitheo(m): 9:41pm On Mar 10, 2015
redcliff:
Then dont date any woman till you are about to get married.
Guy u 2 much...
Romance › Re: Some Phrases Guys Says To Ladies And Their Real Meaning by emitheo(m): 12:13am On Mar 07, 2015
Agreed
Romance › Re: Some Topics MOST Of Our Nairaland Ladies Don't Joke With! by emitheo(m): 11:57pm On Mar 06, 2015
Bootybuttchic:
Just came here to fart cheesy
No wonder u got a giant booty!
Abeg,no make dis rum smell like a fumigated place
Romance › Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by emitheo(m): 11:51pm On Mar 06, 2015
Na 2 tie u 4 plantain tree & flog u well @OP
Romance › Re: After Years Of Sleeping With His Girl, He No Longer Sees Her As A Wife Material by emitheo(m): 10:40pm On Mar 06, 2015
*SINGING* don't u wish ur gf was sweet like mine (2x) don't u?
Tell ur cousin he's a confused fella (coughs)...pardon me
If he's tired of touchlightin her,he shud perhaps travel out 4 sometime..he'll be revived 2 touchlight her again & again...but seriously its wrong of ur cousin 2 want 2 dump her now after all said & down
Family › Re: Reasons Why Many Young Men Are Unmarried And Lonely by emitheo(m): 9:54pm On Mar 06, 2015
OP,u 2 much abeg...let me buy u 5 bottles of ORIGIN
Crime › Re: GANG RAPE: Suspected Cultists Rape 18-year-old Girl At Gunpoint In Bayelsa by emitheo(m): 10:06pm On Mar 04, 2015
[quote author=dre11 post=31296261][/quote]Wetin she don do d guys b4?
This is not a random rape case abeg
Literature › Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by emitheo(m): 10:16pm On Feb 28, 2015
Bonjezee:
Just saying my bye bye as @kinwayne refuse to ccontinue.i have to remove the page from my speed dial as it is just taking space.
me 2! it seems he just ran out of stories to write
Jokes Etc › Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by emitheo(m): 10:04pm On Feb 28, 2015
as her English bad na so she go bad 4 bedroom
Romance › Re: Things That Guys Secretly Envy About Girls. by emitheo(m): 9:50pm On Feb 28, 2015
Blackett:
This is unadulterated rubbish. . . I understand the craze for you dumbass fakeass writers to be on frontpage, but please do not insult my senses.

I did not choose to be a man and I'm very proud to be one. If I could, I'll come back as a man a million times. Women were created to be a complement to men, and they are the weaker sex, whether they want to hear it or not. Why in blue hell would I envy and wish to be a woman? What manner of sissy parading to be a man would want that?
why take d matter serioushuh
why not keep quiet if u no like d thread?
Business › Re: The Danger That Come With Naira Devaluation by emitheo(m): 9:44pm On Feb 28, 2015
Nigeria is DOOMed
Fashion › Re: Weird Things Some Nigerian Ladies Do Just To Have Big & Firm Boobs by emitheo(m): 9:27pm On Feb 28, 2015
Tallesty1:
Some of them are like onions, you open the bra and the content will make you cry.

Some will just face ground like a shy-sick-fowl.

I thank whoever invented bra sha, s/he saved us from eye-cancer.
ROTFL....guy,u harsh oh! u wan kill me 4 laff
Travel › Re: I Am In Dilemma, Do We Relocate To Canada Or Stay Back by emitheo(m): 11:05am On Feb 28, 2015
u know wat ehhuh? y not just stay in this our beloved country naija & try to make things work out..
'sides,whoever says abroad is a land of 'milk & honey?'
Romance › Re: Guys, Silly Things You Should Stop Doing When Your Are 25yrs& Above by emitheo(m): 10:56am On Feb 28, 2015
boo-hoo for u...
nice thread
Romance › Re: Lagos Bar Where Male Sex Workers Hustle For Clients by emitheo(m): 10:40am On Feb 28, 2015
mheeeeeen......this 1 baaaaad.
in china,women dey rent boyfriends...things are going accordin 2 plans
Phones › Re: List Of Cheap Android Tablets In Nigeria by emitheo(m): 10:16am On Feb 28, 2015
any gadget above 10k is damn expensive abeg
Phones › Re: List Of Cheap Android Tablets In Nigeria by emitheo(m): 10:14am On Feb 28, 2015
menesheh:
Expensive

I bought spark tab at 10k with spec more than these
guy abeg where u buy the spark? i base in ph
Literature › Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by emitheo(m): 4:13pm On Feb 07, 2015
still no update till nowhuhhuh #disappointed
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Identify A Lady That Is Not Broke. by emitheo(m): 4:04pm On Feb 07, 2015
Wuuworld:
Naija girls making themselves broke since the day of pontius pilate, just to be milking guys....
hahahahaha...
Health › Re: How To Keep The Buttocks Clean. Care Of The Anus. by emitheo(m): 2:10pm On Feb 07, 2015
wicked guy....imagine using sponge to wash anus..abi d anus na Plate?
Romance › Re: Five Amazing Facts About Ladies!!!! by emitheo(m): 5:14pm On Feb 01, 2015
truest
Romance › Re: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by emitheo(m): 5:03pm On Feb 01, 2015
nonsense...because a girl is a virgin,does that make her any different from other girls? or in d history of mankind, has a virgin won a prize before? Virginity is so overrated
Romance › Re: What Makes A Man Live Longer by emitheo(m): 2:01pm On Jan 31, 2015
don't live with a woman

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