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Romance › Re: The Best Advice: Pretend She Is Your... by emitheo(m): 1:56pm On Jan 31, 2015
making sense
Romance › Re: Guys Pls Stop Such Habit by emitheo(m): 1:49pm On Jan 31, 2015
that guy need 'Procold"
Romance › Re: 11 Excuses To Break Up With Ur Girlfriend B4 Valentine Day!!!!! by emitheo(m): 1:22pm On Jan 31, 2015
hahahahahahaha
Romance › Re: She Is Confused Dating A Slim Guy. by emitheo(m): 1:19pm On Jan 31, 2015
u r confused cos u don't know wat u want
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Ladies Like Sex But Pretend They Hate It In Relationships by emitheo(m): 1:02pm On Jan 31, 2015
make i take front seat...(chewing groundnut)...
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls So Shallow? by emitheo(m): 12:16pm On Jan 31, 2015
u can never tell
Christianity Etc › Re: See The Real Fruit Adam And Eve Both Ate by emitheo(m): 4:28pm On Jan 28, 2015
making sense
Christianity Etc › Re: What Was The Forbidden Fruit Adam & Eve Ate? by emitheo(op): 4:23pm On Jan 28, 2015
Cutehector4u:
udara grin
LwKM
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 4:17pm On Jan 28, 2015
cuteniva:
ok o.sowi u fell in her trap dt day tongue
better trap 4 that matter
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 4:12pm On Jan 28, 2015
pussygotlips:
chaiii , mine was a day I visited my uncle who happens to live with many of my siblings,
as early in the morning I was wake by one of his daughters to go for morning devotion.
I feel ashamed when I realize my manhood is on standard erection which I know she must have seen it because I was asleep while facing up,
I tried everything to calm him down to the extend of pouring cold water but it seems it sense is not part of my body,
at long last before I arrived they're almost through
hahaha
Romance › Re: Why Are Women This Wicked....true Story by emitheo(m): 2:03pm On Jan 27, 2015
now she's just a "BiTch"...& u can do well 2 get over it!
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 1:31pm On Jan 27, 2015
cuteniva:
coz idontbilivit.hw did dt stuff stand 2 d extent dt passers-by saw it? undecided
cos my manhood is kinda big & i was on plain trouser dat very day
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 1:27pm On Jan 27, 2015
Idrhas:
lyk seriously! U probably ave been dating guys with a 4 inch D**k.
good answer
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 1:24pm On Jan 27, 2015
prettythicksme:
And what feeling are u talking about?
konji feeling
Christianity Etc › Re: What Was The Forbidden Fruit Adam & Eve Ate? by emitheo(op): 11:10am On Jan 27, 2015
Cutehector4u:
Nobody knws!
hmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Was The Forbidden Fruit Adam & Eve Ate? by emitheo(op): 11:09am On Jan 27, 2015
Joshkid:
I knw it!cheesy
tell us
Christianity Etc › What Was The Forbidden Fruit Adam & Eve Ate? by emitheo(op): 11:04am On Jan 27, 2015
ladies & gentlemen...i have been pondering over this question for a long,long time. " what was actually the fruit Adam & Eve ate?"
Was it really "Apple?" as in the normal apple wey we dey chop now? or does it mean something different? OK,what if it was an apple as the Bible puts it -then,why shouldn't it be Mango,banana, cashew, even plantain chips if u like. Why must it be apple? abi,na apple be the only fruit 4 Garden of Eden? I'm not sure the Bible even stated apple as the fruit that was eaten.
so,what are your opinions on this matter?
I need clarification oh.
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 10:46am On Jan 27, 2015
prettythicksme:
konji na bastard cheesy
correct! u know the feeling
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 10:44am On Jan 27, 2015
Nutase:
fictional liars
hmmmmmmmmmhuh is Dat so?
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 10:40am On Jan 27, 2015
chimerase2:
dis is de kind of lies children of ELI told in de bible
believe it or not...na wetin happen
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 10:38am On Jan 27, 2015
cuteniva:
Figment of his imagination angry
what makes u think it was an imagination?
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 10:36am On Jan 27, 2015
LaurelP:
Op u go skul but ur manhood no follow u go!
no mind am..na tout na d manhood b!
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 10:34am On Jan 27, 2015
AyokunleRuth:
God!!!

this thread is so funny.

l laugh sote i fall from ewedu tree.

still laughing grin
easy oh..make ur spinal cord no break oh
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 10:32am On Jan 27, 2015
[quote author=Dotwillis1 post=30147316]Thats the most embarazin moment of yha life ? ..of ya life? ...then yhu rily neva had an embarazin moment[/quote
oya..drop your own make we hear
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 10:30am On Jan 27, 2015
Truth24:
A hug and a mere kiss and ur dickk went dat wild?
Ur dickk no just respect ur privacy at all, even for main road......
But Op no vex, if na me been see u for dat mood, I for laugh sotey u go vex go cut am komot....
#Konjii na bastard
.
.Meanwhile my own no far from urs ooo..... It was way back during my secondary school days, I was a class rep then.....It was approaching exam time and so, there was no much teachings again.... At a point, d class got messy.... Me I lap my babe like dat for class dey do love.. I don't know wat on earth brought our headmaster to d class at dat same time... As d class rep, he beckoned on me and I stood up, choii dickk don hard sotey my trouser wan burst.... Despite d shock I got on sighting d principal, my dickk no just send...it was hell bent on exposing and disgracing me dat day..... As I stood up, I pretended to be buckling up my sandals which almost took me eternity and luckily and very luckily for me, my assistant rep was on hand to answer to d call....... When oga headmaster finally left, oboy see as class just dey laugh me........ I been just dey pity myself Sha.........
Dickk no gree hear instructions oooo
me i don already come 2 d conclusion say dick get him own mind separately
Romance › Re: Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 10:23am On Jan 27, 2015
Rxpetite:
wasn't she standing right before you? you should have helped urself with her nose. just one well-aimed punch.
No nah...i can't punch a lady na
Literature › Re: My Aunt And I by emitheo(m): 10:14am On Jan 27, 2015
nice piece though... really got me hard but just why d hell u didn't Bleep d hell outta dem
Literature › Re: Free N5000 For A Writer Here Every Month! Click To See How! by emitheo(m): 9:36am On Jan 27, 2015
I Vote for kinwayne
Literature › Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by emitheo(m): 9:33am On Jan 27, 2015
kinwayne:
Episode 26.

Emma waited for me while I hurriedly entered the bathroom and took a quick shower, came out as I creamed, powdered, wore my body perfume and clothes, and then finally taking a glance at my fine boy face in the mirror before joining Emma and off we went.

Time check. 8am.

We bounced into campus as if our father was the vice chancellor, probably because our lectures that day was scheduled to start from 9am.

At the school's main gate, A couple of handshakes from our guys and a bunch of hugs also from the female foes we met at the gate and we were done with the morning pleasantries.

Emma and I briskly walked away from the gate as we approached the school's senate building located besides a round about.

We then passed the famous Queen Amina hall and was heading to the faculty of science when Emma realised he had'nt photocopied some important documents which he would submit in his department. He pleaded I followed him which I declined, with the excuse that I had something important to do in my department before lectures started but he was insistent, giving me no other option.

We took a turn to our left and entered 'Evolution Cafe' which was located inside the school's social centre. And that was when he saw her.

We had entered the cyber cafe recklessly without taking a mental note of the people present, so that just incase we needed to dodge from someone, it would have been easy.

The sales person had already started attending to Emma's documents when Bella walked up to Emma with anger in her eyes.

Bella was a pretty tall chocolate skinned lady who Emma woed some months ago with intentions of her just being a one time thing. He had stopped calling and texting her immediately he got what he wanted from her and that was what broke the poor girls heart.

The moment Emma saw her, he fidgeted spontaneously with fright while I codedly stepped back a bit. I could see rage in her eyes and anger at Emma for dumping her for no reason.

'Emma! How could you?' Bella began. 'How could you treat me this way, I loved you but you took me worse than a street harlot' She added with her eyes already clouded with bubbles of tears waiting to burst out.

Emma just stood there looking directly at her with his mouth shut as if she wasn't talking to him.

'Emma! Please I just need you to tell me the truth, Ever since you slept with me, you've been acting totally strange. You don't call me, text me, pick my calls or even reply my messages, please in any way I offended you, please forgive me' She pleaded and dropped to her kneels holding the bottom of Emma trousers.

By this time, a crowd had formed as they stared at Emma and Bella who didn't bother about them as she continued in her pleas. Honestly, I can't remember the last time a Nigerian girl drop to her kneels and beg a broke ass nigga who logically didn't have anything good to offer her. It totally seemed like I was watching nollywood, cuz its only there that this type of episode happens.

Emma who had been mute all along opened his mouth to talk with a naughty grin plastered on his face.

He smiled, used his right hand and lifted up the face of the downcast Bella who was weeping her eyes out. Sincerely, I felt for this girl.

'Bella stop acting immature, I see no reason for this catastrophic scene you're displaying' Emma said plainly with no sign of remorse.

'Please just tell me why you wouldn't pick my calls, reply my messages or even call me, is that how heartless you are?' Bella responded with her head still bowed in tears.

Emma looked at her and asked.
'You want to know why I don't call you or pick your calls?'

She replied with a nod.

Emma continued without remorse or thinking whether what he was about saying might break the girl's heart further.

'Have you ever seen a president campaigning after winning an election?' Emma spoke out.

What he just said took everyone by suprise including me. He was supposed to be consoling or playing along with the poor girl but instead he chose to hurt her more. The window of tears were open as Bella cried even louder.

I became enraged and angered at Emma, who was just smiling unremorsefully. How could he treat a girl who has ignored everyone and pride just to show him her true love in such way?

I moved closer to him and shoved him a punch in the face. He was startled. He didn't think I could be against him but I was. I was ready to fight for the sake of Bella.

Onlookers were having a field time as evolution cafe was filled.

Emma looked at me with uncertainty to confirm whether the punch was just a farcass but I interpreted it for him by decking him with another sizzling uppercut. Everyone was surprised. No one expected to ever see I and Emma fighting, but I had no option. I had to treat his f'up and tell him physically that he did real bad in embarrassing Bella in that way.

I moved closer to Emma who by now realised I wasn't joking.

Unknown to me, my single act of selflessness had won the heart of someone.
up! up!! up!!! kinwayne.
Guy,u 3much..still remain ur number 1 fan
Romance › Most Embarrassing Day Of My Life by emitheo(op): 12:12pm On Jan 26, 2015
OK..check this out-probably I'm promiscuous or something. I know everyone have their embarrassing moments in life. But i just thought perhaps i could share mine.
To cut long story short..
I met my Ex on the way while going 2 visit a friend, suddenly she gave me a big hug when i only intended giving her a handshake,as if that wasn't enough..she started giving me a Deep kiss right there in the middle of the road..Now,guess what happened?
My D**k became as hard as a sledgehammer & hell! it was so obvious that she noticed it & started laughing...at same time i caught 2 guys & a Gurl passing by were smiling.. Damn,i wish i could punch someone right there & then.
Oya..Drop your own most embarrassing day of your life. smiley

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