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Politics / Re: Rats Invasion: Buhari Is The Worst President Ever - Mike Ozekhome by Emma5097: 6:04am On Aug 24, 2017
Splashme:
Daily Post Nigeria



http://dailypost.ng/2017/08/23/buharis-presidency-worst-ever-ozekhome-explodes-rats-invasion/



Apparently this government remains steadfast in stupidity. Please where are those who lost their jobs for allowing rats to infest the office? At least APC should please try to tell us good lies. What the hell!!!

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Politics / Re: Ayiri Emami Breaks Fast With Muslims In His Mansion (photos) by Emma5097: 5:01am On Jun 05, 2017
ekensi01:
If i talk e go pain some people.

make i just shatup

Only you collect FTC and STC. You no even say make you use your church or mosque mind and yet una go complain of corruption......
Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Lai Mohammed For Saying Buhari has fulfilled campaign Promises by Emma5097: 9:26am On Jun 02, 2017
yarimo:
this is what you were doing when you post this trash abi?

Yes that's what I was doing. I'm sensible enough to at least be able to roll a blunt unlike you clearly having a perforated organ which I can see you clearly mistake for a brain. Anyway dem no dey fit change wetin dem inherit. The truth of the matter is that.....

Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Lai Mohammed For Saying Buhari has fulfilled campaign Promises by Emma5097: 3:42am On May 31, 2017
yarimo:
Lai Muhammed has just said the bitter truth. Lai please carry on sir

After God created every other thing and found them beautiful, I'm sure he said let there be a complete fool and you popped up.

Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Jimoh Ibrahim Over "Goodluck Jonathan Is An Armed Robber" Tweet by Emma5097: 3:35pm On Apr 13, 2017
exlinkleads:
Mr. Jimoh has been known to make rather loose political comments sometimes but this time around, Nigerians are not taking it lightly with him. The Chairman of Global Fleet Group, Jimoh Ibrahim, got a hilarious reply after he tweeted that former president Jonathan is a thief.

This is after GEJ’s alleged Malabu oil scam, involving Shell company, ENI and former minister of petroleum. The former administration reportedly sold the OPL 245 oil field worth $500bn for $1.3bn.

See what he tweeted below

http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/04/nigerians-blast-jimoh-ibrahim-after.html



Totally expected when you're fat, rich, stupid and brain dead. Wehdone sir.
Politics / Re: Okorocha: "What Fits Me Is President, Not Governor" by Emma5097: 9:10am On Apr 11, 2017
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Arrives Israel. Deputy Major Of Jerusalem Said This About Him (pics) by Emma5097: 7:12am On Mar 17, 2017
modelsms:
joshua my man. he looks so old now

Typing....














You look so young.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Quits Music (Video) by Emma5097: 12:09am On Mar 07, 2017
lonelydora:
Today is my birthday

Happy birthday.

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Crime / Re: Undergraduate Initiates Schoolgirls Into Cultism In Ondo by Emma5097: 10:16am On Mar 03, 2017
Eh ya!!!! Guys above me una no fit sorry for person allow am get FTC sef.

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Romance / Re: 13 Things That Catch Every Guy’s Eye In A Girl - Thatyorubadude by Emma5097: 4:39pm On Mar 02, 2017
Hmmm. Nothing concern me. But wait o, FTC too go hard for nl sha. I hail those above me.

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Romance / Re: Men Opening Doors For Women Is Symbol Of Aggressive Patriarchy - Lady Rants by Emma5097: 11:11am On Feb 24, 2017
ObiOmaMu:
A young lady on Twitter got mad and gave a vicious lengthy rant after an older man at a grocery shop supposedly opened the door for her as she made to leave.

According to Trubody, men opening and holding a door open for a woman is him subconsciously reminding her that all men are in control of a woman's choices and no woman should accept this.

Read her say men opening doors for women is symbol of aggressive patriarchy and advise women to slam any man who does that for them. Do you agree with her or nah?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/02/men-opening-doors-for-women-is-symbol.html


She's got a lot of growing up to do in life.
Politics / Re: "Gift Or Bribe, Buhari Has Shown Us The Way" - Reno Omokri by Emma5097: 10:28am On Feb 23, 2017
Adminisher:
Reno the LIAR. If Buhari wanted to bribe a judge it would be just N500k and it would be through his lawyer and it would've at a wedding and DSS would announce it ABI?

The brain power of young PDP supporters has eroded over the years . It would if a man like Goodluck Jonathan is your hero . Either because of lack of exposure, low intelligence, easy living, lack of aspiration ..A lot of people don't have critical faculties anymore
.

Senseless being read through what you've written again and when you're done, kneel down and get some anointing oil and ask God fervently for sense. I won't call you foolish because that would be stating the obvious.

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Health / Re: Doctors & Nurses, What Sickness Is This? Or Is It HIV? by Emma5097: 6:53am On Jan 09, 2017
rasie:
The thing is:i'm scared shitless right now. For the past few months I've been having a monthly series of flu sickness. I mean every month for over 5months now. The one I'm currently experiencing now has just got me very much scared. Below are the things I'm experiencing now:
- Flu(whooping cough and catarrh)
- Sleepless nights
- Loss of appetite
- Weight loss
- Body vibration
- Tiredness
- Stooling (Diarrhea)
- Headache
- Fever
I've read about the fact that most of the above are possible symptoms of the hiv virus and anytime I think of the possibility of me being (i can't even mention it) ,i just feel like dying. Yes I've been living a very promiscuous lifestyle and its more reason for me to be scared of doing a test. Although I've done it before in 2014 and it was negative but since then, there have been a lot of sexcapades. Which brings me to my question directed to doctors or health practitioners : "Is there any other sickness that can be related to those symptoms above apart from Hiv? "
To those with the virus already I'd like to ask: "Did you experience something like that before you were confirmed as positive? "
Ps: I treated malaria last month by the way.
Pss: For all those that will eventually advise me to get a hiv test, save your advise. When last did you do yours? Yes i know that the only way to be sure is to get tested but c'mon guys, una know how e be na.


My friend, this is a new year. Grow up and go for a test or better still........

Science/Technology / Re: Why Is Gregorian Calender The Most Recognised Calendar Worldwide? by Emma5097: 12:22pm On Jan 01, 2017
evansjeff:
See I fit slap person if you talk that nonsense of Those wey give fvck went that away, Nairaland people sabi mad sha...who start this craze?


Hehehehehehe. Well my brother happy new year and there's no disputing the fact that.......

Politics / Re: FG To Begin Payment Of N5,000 To Unemployed Youths In 2017 by Emma5097: 8:59pm On Dec 31, 2016
Kemperor:
The Federal Government has started the payment of N30,000 monthly stipends for beneficiaries of the N-Power scheme, the job creation programme of the President Muhammadu Buhari administration.


Laolu Akande, the senior special assistant, media and publicity, office of the vice-president, disclosed this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Friday, December 30, stating that: “all successfully verified beneficiaries who have provided bank accounts are being processed for payment’’.

According to him “some beneficiaries will receive their first stipends on December 30.’’

Akande said the process of payment would continue after the New Year public holiday, urging beneficiaries of subsequent batch of the scheme to take their virtual training seriously.

He also encouraged states who had yet to conclude the physical verification process to do so, “as that would enable the N-Power beneficiaries in those states to draw from its benefits & empowerment offers.’’

The N-Power programme is designed to engage the massive numbers of unemployed Nigerian graduates from tertiary institutions across the country.

The unemployed graduates selected for the N-POWER programme are given assignments that will help to address issues in schools, hospitals and other areas in communities across the country.

A total of 150,000 out of the 200,000 selected in the first phase of the scheme would be deployed as support teachers to help address shortage of teachers in schools at the basic and secondary levels.

Another 30, 000 graduates would work as extension workers in various communities which will expectedly aid the government’s diversification agenda.

Meanwhile, the federal government has confirmed the release of N25billion funds for the payment of N5,000 monthly stipends to unemployed graduates.

The Minister of State for Budget and National Planning Zainab Ahmed said, the funds were for the social intervention programmes of the administration and she added that an additional N40billion would also soon be released to the initial N25billion.


https://www.naij.com/1080260-fg-start-payment-n30000-monthly-stipends-n-power-beneficiaries.html

And here we go again. The truth is.....

Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Expels Russian Diplomats by Emma5097: 5:43am On Dec 30, 2016
HopeAtHand:


Can you expatiate??... i dnt want to sound like a killjoy but you're really missing the plot if you believe the rubbish as told by IPOB.

Killjoy
Celebrities / Re: HipTV Didn't Livestreaming Olamide's OLIC3, Fans React (Hilarious Tweets) by Emma5097: 11:47am On Dec 27, 2016
ObiOmaMu:
more

Na wa o. Is it only me that is thinking of how to get chicken for the Yuletide? What nonsense.

Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Photoshoot by Emma5097: 11:37am On Dec 27, 2016
Oyind17:
make him shave na, kilode?

Aproko e concern you?

Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Talks About Victor Anichebe, Her Boyfriend On Rubbin’ Minds (Video) by Emma5097: 8:50pm On Dec 26, 2016

Politics / Re: Defeat Hunger, Not Recycled Story Of Defeating Boko Haram – Fayose Tells FG by Emma5097: 8:45pm On Dec 26, 2016
Garrithe1st:


Are you Fayose's attack puppy??

angry

Are you bereft of sanity?

Politics / Re: Defeat Hunger, Not Recycled Story Of Defeating Boko Haram – Fayose Tells FG by Emma5097: 8:07pm On Dec 26, 2016
Garrithe1st:
Fayose is deeply pained by the news of Boko Haram's defeat. Evil pigs like him rejoice, wine and make merry when the BH devil's kill and maim innocent men, women and children.

God is gradually disappointing him and his co-occupants of the nest of killers.

grin

Oya suegbe kneel down make I pray for you because you need sense cuz......

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Romance / Re: Why Are 35-60yrs Women Giving Me Seductive Eyes? I Don TIRE. by Emma5097: 12:14am On Dec 25, 2016
NickleTheory:
I am home from the holidays and I just observed if for the first time...See much of my adult life has been spent on campus and it's environs with young people ya dig? If I go shopping or restaurant or Dating or to the gym, it's usually young people that I see but lately I have been home for Christmas and I live in the suburbs so I have been seeing older and married women more often.


Maybe it's because I look more of a chick magnet now, When I go to my local gym, I catch them glancing at me with lust and some even staring at me smiling like WTF why would I want to Fvck your fat belly? Same thing when I go to the mall, I see some women openly staring at me.

Even when I am driving at red traffic lights, I see them brazenly staring across their car windows.

I did ask my friends and they feel the women are just rich boring housewives whoms' husbands have small cocks?

To the young men out there 21+...Is this normal of these cougars? Is this one of the things you experience when you become a "man"?

I guess I can't complain because if a woman got a phat ass and nice tittieş, you can bet I would be sneaking peeks too. grin but still it's kind of startling because the younger women just sneak looks and I am fine with that but when older women are openly staring and smiling at you that's just unnerving.

Romance / Re: This Christmas Tree Photo Has Got People Talking Online by Emma5097: 12:11am On Dec 25, 2016
badassProdigy:
No doubt the tree is so alluring, but I don't know why guys can't stop talking about it...

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/this-christmas-tree-photo-has-got.html?m=1

Hmmmmmm

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Romance / Re: Should I Keep On Dating This Girl Or Should I Break Up With Her? by Emma5097: 10:41pm On Dec 24, 2016
Ximenez:
it's so annoying undecided, can't she work out something on her own? Must her future depend on guys? If it's so then she's likely to fail or have a bleak future.

Mtchewwwwww. Lack of experience.

Romance / Re: Photos Of A Bride & Her Squad Got Guys Drooling by Emma5097: 9:51pm On Dec 24, 2016
Xensity:
I didn't drool. All I see is mental sheep in their late 20s with paint on their objectively average faces.

Savage.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Swears-in New INEC Commissioners (photos) by Emma5097: 7:21pm On Dec 07, 2016
[quote author=sarrki post=51720998]
[b]
I disagree with you

Anyone that performs will win

I don't do party

I do performing individual

Sit down where you are and keep acting like an idealist; like someone cares about what you do. U like do nothing e no change anything.

Politics / Re: Ex-president Goodluck Congratulate The Supper Falcons, Nigerians Lament by Emma5097: 7:20pm On Dec 04, 2016
hannyjay:
u ar a disgrace to ur family. Always looking for avenue to insult pmb. God ll continue to disgrace u evils

And you think you're a blessing to your parents?

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Politics / Re: Ikuforiji Takes N600m Money Laundering Case To Supreme Court by Emma5097: 7:07pm On Dec 04, 2016
[quote author=meglith post=51633290]A former Speaker of the Lagos State House of Assembly, Mr. Adeyemi Ikuforiji, and his ex-aide, Mr. Oyebode Atoyebi, have approached the Supreme Court to challenge the judgment of the Court of Appeal that ordered their retrial for an alleged fraud of N600m.

Justice Ibrahim Buba of a Federal High Court in Lagos had in a September 2014 ruling set Ikuforiji and Atoyebi free of the 56 charges filed against them by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission.

But the ruling was reversed penultimate week by a three-man appellate court panel, comprising Justices Justices Biobela Georgewill, Side Bage and Ugochukwu Ogakwu.

The panel, after setting Justice Buba’s ruling aside, ordered the return of the case file to the Chief Judge of the Federal High Court for re-assignment to another judge where Ikuforiji and Atoyebi would be tried after.

However, not pleased with the decision of the Court of Appeal, Ikuforiji and Atoyebi have, through their lawyer, Mr. Abiodun Onidare, proceeded to the Supreme Court to challenge the appellate court’s verdict.

While describing the judgment of the Court of Appeal that ordered their retrial as unreasonable, unwarranted and baseless in law, Ikuforiji and Atoyebi begged the Supreme Court to uphold the decision of Justice Buba, who earlier set them free.

Oga speaker sir, who chop dey shit na. If you chop money vomit am and if them dey accuse you go face trial.
Politics / Re: Poll: Jonathan Handled Nigeria's Economy Better Than Buhari by Emma5097: 6:51pm On Dec 04, 2016
blackpanda:
Pathetic wailers above me.

Buhari is doing his best to salvage the disaster Jonathan put us into. Unfortunately there is a deep global recession

You mean global recession in your brain right. I understand you.

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Celebrities / Re: "Survive": Comedienne Emmanuella Features In First International Movie. by Emma5097: 10:08am On Dec 02, 2016
Jarizod:


u no get shame grin

Lol. This country get shame for e sef? why he go shame?

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Education / Re: Who Can Solve This? by Emma5097: 2:41pm On Nov 25, 2016
dejt4u:
-22


update: my answer is -6

10 - 2 x 8 = - 6 (each book = 2, each newspaper = 1, each portfolio = 10)

note: equation (2) contains 2 newpapers,
equation (3) contains 5 books and 1 newspaper,
equation (4) contains only 4 books and 2 newspapers

Your papa train you well.

Celebrities / Re: "I Was Almost Lynched" - Oritsefemi Talks About Quilox Fight (Video) by Emma5097: 10:41am On Nov 25, 2016
blizzcelebTv:
In a recent interview, oritshe femi who was involved in a fight with bouncers at quilox night club said
Even if I'm the *worstest* person, I should have gotten help," He also blamed the club's management for the actions of the bouncers.
He revealed that the bouncers were first to break bottle in an attempt to injure him.

watch-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ilYm1a7Qks

No o. You're not the worstest. Oh my God. Laugh no go kill me. I hail o Oga femi

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