celebrityvoic1:
The actress, aside her good character interpretation in movies is also known for her raunchy photos with skimpy outfits all thanks to her sexy body which can make a man withdraw his last penny just to have her.
Our pretty actress is back to show off why she is hot each day and why men can’t just take their eyes off her as shared how fresh her skin is just to show that she has been spending more time taking care of her body after the hustle at movie locations.

http://celebritysid..com.ng/2016/10/destiny-etiko-shows-her-killer-curves.html

hahn:
I know what you are thinking, "my religion is the right one!"

Well, that is what the adherents of other religions also say and there are 4,199, excluding yours, of them



As you can see, the odds are not in your favour

Let us also put into consideration that there 7 versions of hell, ie 7 religions who also have hell (aside from yours),



the odds are still not in your favor.

But there is hope!

This thread aims at helping you identify if your religion is wrong as to as ensure you make the right choice and not end up in the real hell

In no particular order, here are common signs you can use in detecting if your religion is the true one and also help you identify the true religion if you happen to come across it.

Please note that the true religion will not have any of these traits.

1) Your "holy" book has lots of contradictions: Let us assume for instance that you are about to purchase a maths textbook for your kid, or for yourself, and on the first page you see "1+1=11", wouldn't this be enough to make you feel skeptical? Now, let us further imagine that you turn to the next page and the next and the next and keep seeing contradictions, would you still buy the book and even, in obvious stupidity, go around telling people that 1+1=11?

If your "holy" book has these contradictions, it would be wise to throw it in the trash can. This is an obvious sign that your religion is false.

In order find out if your "holy" book fits into this category, it would be advisable that you read it on your own. Do not rely on heresay, your pastor, imam, holy junkie to read and interpret it on your behalf. Pick it up and read it for yourself

God will be proud of you

2) You find a hard time explaining your religion to other people: Whenever someone else asks you "why" about your religious teachings you seem to find it difficult explaining it to them. No matter how hard and long you try to explain, you always seem to end up at a dead end. Most times, your religious teachings just do not make enough sense when you try explaining it to someone else.

Honestly, if your religion was from the one true "God", it wouldn't be that difficult to explain, now would it?

Afterall, God is not one of confusion.

3) Your religion seems to be plagiarized from other older religions: This one is a hard one to notice especially if you do not have adequate knowledge of other religions. If your religion has similar stories from other older religions then your religion is obviously fake. Afterall, God doesn't copy and paste.

To verify this, you would have to read up on ancient religions and point out the similarities with yours. If there are any, your religion is false.

www.google.com is a good place to start. And it's FREE!

4) You are required to believe without evidence and only faith : So, you want to buy a house and the real estate manager tells you that the house is beautiful and gives you all the specs of the house but tells you that you cannot see the house but that all you have to do is believe the house is there and make payment for the house, will you pay?

Now, apply this analogy to your faith. If someone tells you to believe whatever it is they are talking about without any proof, my bro/sis, na bobo. Pure scam. Do not risk eternity for such vague and unverifiable promises

5) You have never seen your God: Your God seems to be invincible, no one has ever seen it, or you have to carve stones and sticks just to see it then your God is nothing but a project of someone else's imagination. As beautiful and magnificent as the sun is we all see it. If your god was so real we would see it. Trust me, god would have no reason to play hide and seek.

6) Your god's characteristics contradicts itself: Your god is omnipresent but was not there when the first sin took place to prevent it. Your god is omniscient but created the devil to deceive people knowing very well they will end up in hell eventually. Your god is all loving but threatens people to love it or face eternal torture, damnation and barbecue in hell. That is not unconditional love. To know the meaning of the word unconditional, check it yourself @ www.dictionary.com. It is free.

7) Your god needs to be worshiped: Even to the extent of threatening to burn you in hell if you don't. Seriously? God that created everything needs you, a human who happens to be infinitesimal in the grand scheme of the universe, just to feel funky? If your god is truly great, it wouldn't need to servitude and slavery. These are human cravings, not that of a supreme being.

Your god supports slavery, discrimination and genocide: Just look into your holy book. If there are pages where these things are supported then your god is actually a psychopath and if you eventually see it, take it to a psychiatric hospital

9) No one has ever seen the hell or heaven of your religion: This one is kinda tricky because every religion that has hell and heaven also have adherents who have "died" and seen these places. Christians have died and seen Jesus and Jehovah so have Muslims who have died and see Allah and their future 72 virgin wives , Buddhists too etc.

Even you can deduce that there is something fishy here. Did they really see heaven or hell or just projections of their imaginations or are they just plain old lying?

10) There is no where in your holy book where your god refers itself as the god of your people: God of the Ibos? God of the Yorubas? God of the hausas? God of Africans? Have you ever heard your god refer to itself as the god of your people?

I doubt that. It is either it is god of israel or god of arabs of god of indians etc.

If your god is like this then be certain it is not a true god because a true god will not be tribalistic or take sides. After all, it did create everyone, didn't it?

11) You do not know anyone personally that has been healed miraculously by your god: And neither have you. All the "testimonies" are always in church, mosque, radio, tv, blogs, websites but never to you or people around you. You know a crippled in your area but no pastor or imam has ever been able to heal that person just out of the goodness of their heart. Very suspicious I say

12) Your god always needs money: Your pastor says you need money to build a house for god(as if spirits need to live in houses ) or that it needs money before healing you or providing any of it's other services like granting you a job, giving you a wife/husband, kids etc. It sha needs tithes and offering EVERY TIME. I mean how hard can it be for god to make money? Didn't it create everything?

A side effect of this is that the pastors, imams and spiritual junkies who collect these tithes on behalf of your god always seem to wear the finest clothes, ride the best cars, send their kids to the best schools(which 80% of the congregation cannot afford) and enjoy all the canal things of earth while you wait for paradise in heaven. Nigu

I will stop here for now. But these tips should be enough to guide you and help you avoid following the wrong religion, finding the right one and not ending up in hell.

Source: Na me write am. You dey find your own?

tellwisdom:
Foolish misplaced abboki priority kunu drinking daughter of a cow trainer.....Anuofia jati jati

gen2briz:



http://www.sunshineherald.news/boroffice-abraham-collapse-political-structures-for-oke/

FriendChoice:




http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/212002-apc-crisis-cant-remove-pages-newspaper-oyegun-tells-tinubu.html

younqjohn01:
lala abeg help push am enter the promise land FP cos he be like say u sef na ajepako

1. The official neighbourhood ‘baiday’ party that every Ajekpako attended


One Fanta, One Coke, One Sprite, One Ginger Ale. Plus popcorn (aka guguru), groundnut and chin-chin. BUT NO CAKE!

2. All the games Ajekpako kids got to enjoy


Confam!

3. When it is 4 p.m. and you hear ‘War Start’ in the neighbourhood



I cannot come and go and carry last in ‘War’!

4. Stunting in that your elder brother’s clothes, which you know that your younger siblings will also inherit from you



Management 101 lesson straight from the streets!

5. When you finish watching ‘Kick Boxer’ and ‘American Ninja Part 2’ and you want to do ‘Splitting’ and ‘Kung-Fu’ with your siblings



Thank God no one suffered spinal cord injuries!

6. Every Ajekpako kid’s role models



No time for Ben Carson, Bill Gates and all those bookworms!

7. All the movies you get to watch during long vacation




The best days of our lives!

8. On Saturday, when it is time to watch ‘Wrestlemania’ and ‘Telly Match’, and your mother gives you work to do at home




You don’t mean me well!

9. All the Ajekpako kids when an Ajebutter mistakenly passes through the neighbourhood



Savage mode activated!

10. The ‘painment’ when it is Christmas and they haven’t bought ‘Christmas clothes’ for you



Ohhhhh, wazzaldis na! After I came first all through.

11. The official Father Christmas during every Christmas party in the area



Father Christmas that cannot even eat three square meals will now come and be dashing children Christmas gifts!

12. The ‘mother’ of all games that confirms your credibility as Ajekpako





Confam Ibile! LocalityOnPoint!

13. When you go out on the street and a stranger calls you, but you remember the story of losing your ‘blockos’ when a stranger touches you




God forbid. I cannot come and go and lose my prick at a tender age!

14. That time you collect strong beating from your opponent during street fight, but you cannot give up because everyone is calling you ‘Bruce Lee’




Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee, Fight, Fight!

15. How you stare at money on the ground and wonder whether you will really turn into yam when you touch it




The story fit be lie sha!


source..................................................http://360loaded.com/2016/10/if-you-have-these-15-childhood-memories-then-you-street-cred-as-an-ajepako-is-100/

sunnyb0b0:
Timipre Sylva, former governor of Bayelsa state, has retrieved 48 of his property which the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) seized during the administration of Goodluck Jonathan.

According to PUNCH, some of the property are located in Wuse II and Maitama, highbrow areas of Abuja.

Back then, the commission had slammed 50 charges against the ex-governor and arraigned him before three federal high courts in Abuja.

Sylva, who contested the 2015 governorship election in Bayelsa, had accused the anti-graft agency of witch-hunt and political persecution.

The case was subsequently struck out.

A PUNCH correspondent, who visited some of the houses, observed that the inscription ‘EFCC, Keep Off’, on the gates or fences of the property, had been wiped off the buildings while some had been rented out.

The correspondent, who posed as a prospective tenant, was informed that the rent for the property ranged between N2.5m and N6m per annum.

Sixteen units of service apartments at Plot 1181 Thaba Tseka Crescent, off IBB Way in the Wuse II area of the federal capital territory (FCT), cost N6m per annum including a N1.5m service charge.

The building provides seven hours of power supply from a generator. One wing had been painted while the other was under reconstruction.

“When the EFCC sealed off this property, it was rotting away. However, it was re-opened a few months ago so we started to refurbish the property. We have repainted the property and we have started renting the apartments out,” a guard at the property was quoted to have said.

At a block of flats, which comprises nine units (six one-bedroom and three two-bedroom flats) located at 8, Sefadu Street, Wuse, Zone 2, PUNCH was told that the rent ranged from N1.5m to N3m.

“Immediately the EFCC inscriptions were erased, all the flats were taken. There is no vacant apartment now,” the security guard said.

At a property located at 8 Mistrata Street, Wuse II, Abuja, it was observed that the property was a hotel, which charged between N25,000 and N45,000 per room.

TheCable’s efforts to reach Wilson Uwujaren, EFCC’s spokesman, for the reaction of the commission did not yield the desired result as of the time this report was filed.

His telephone line was out of reach, but a text message was sent.

https://www.thecable.ng/efcc-returns-sylvas-48-houses-seized-jonathan

mondob2k:
Good Morning Nlanders. I am really bothered that is I am writing this as soon as I woke up even before saying my prayers... make I pause first abeg... Yes I am back. Recently my boss approved d employment of a new Secretary/Cleaner and attached her to my office. I supervise works in d organization and most times I make payments to external contractors like drivers, operators n mechanics.

Since she came in my imprest didnt add up on two occasions. Though I had my suspicion, I decided to gave her d benefit of the doubt. The last straw that broke d carmel's (actually my) back was d N28k I left in my locker (it doesnt have a lock) coming to work yday and I counted and it was 26k. Immediately I picked a brown envelope containing 5k earmarked for something else and lo and behold it was 4k. She simply said 'that one no complete too?'

Nobody has access to d office apart frm d both of us. and when I am out she is always in. She resumes before me daily. I told a colleague, he doesnt av any solution at hand.

I need your advice pls.

Edakun epp me... b4 100k go lost

Amabeast:

When will you have sense

worlexy:
There's nothing we cannot eat in this country. I'm sure if an alien should miss road and find himself stranded in Nigeria, some people will eat it!

papaejima1:


http://independentnig.com/change-begins-with-me-campaign-gulps-n3-4bn/

henryanna36:
President Muhammadu Buhari has arrived Katsina safely.

Details later

Update...

President Buhari to celebrate Sallah in his home town arrived Katsina at 4:48 pm

President Muhammad Buhari has arrived in katsina this friday evening'.The presidential jet touched at the tarmac of Umar Musa Yar'adua international Airport at 4:48pm.

Katsina State Governor Rt. Hon. Aminu Bello Masari ,his Deputy, Alhaji Mannir Yakubu, the secretary to the government of katsina state ,Alhaji Mustapha Muhammad Inuwa and the Emir of Katsina,Alhaji Abdulmummuni kabir Usman received president Buhari at the Airport. He has since left for his home town,Daura in a helicopter.

Welcome Home Mr President

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/09/buhari-arrives-katsinaphotos.html

olipo:
I guess you know how stupid you are and yet you have refused to receive sense...I got you in prayer tho

darian5735:
Waiting for someone to blame buhari on this post







Following.....

Toks2008:
Can you love without a reason and unconditionally? What is the true definition of love?

I strongly believe that real and unconditional love only exist from God to man but anyone who believes in human love is a big dummy.

In my opinion i believe that ,human love is a charade, a facade and a chase after the wind which is based on a selfish condition and if the condition is no longer there, love fades and tolerance sets in with an eventual crash.

[b]But when this selfish condition is still present in that other person, we usually use the so called dumb words "I LOVE YOU", "PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE ME", "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU", "WILL YOU MARRY ME", "YES I DO TILL DEATH..."

Let's cut the chase and face facts, human relationship is basically an exchange of obligation,a pure trade by barter. We will likely hear those vague words "I love you" from someone who actually desires you because of your sexual features,money,cuteness,fear of God, future prospect,moral standards, fame and so on and God help you that those reasons remain else you are a past tense or a mere partner that will be tolerated maybe because the other party is no longer at a vantage point to dump you and both of you will now become a good sample couple of real love while in actual fact you are only tolerating each other.

So when next you hear a man ask you "will you marry me or can we start dating?" or a lady agrees to be your date or wife,rather than assume that it is love in action, just find a nice moment to ask that person why he or she wants you as a date or spouse so that you can always keep that reason alive to avoid heart ache.[/b]

So my humble advice to people out there looking for true love or someone who will love them for real is to stop chasing shadows and be with someone who catches their fancy and keep the condition of the "attraction" alive or continue to wait for real love until Mongo park discovers them.

I have deep things to write concerning this but on a second thought i have decided to hold back and throw this open for discussion as the title is self explicit.

Call me a sadist, a pessimist or any name you desire but as I always reiterate, I am a realist but Maybe true love exist between a man and woman in a love affair in one out of a million chances but i would like to read from you if you believe in this 4 letter scam called L O V E,

Over to you all.

mastermaestro:
I would advise Buhari to stay away because his visit will wound apc in the main elections.
As a smart guy, Oshio has not been campaigning with Buhari's name knowing the damage that Nigeria has suffered since the man took oath of office. But I wonder on whose counsel he has suddenly decided to bring the president into the picture.

Well people make and destroy their own chances by themselves.

naijaboiy:
Kenyan Reporter Throws Epic Shade At Nigeria And Nigerians Blast Him


It has not been long since the departure of mark zuckerberg from Nigeria and his arrival in Kenya. Nigerians are still in the euphoria of his visit when this Kenyan with the IG handle @xtiandela decided to throw shade at Nigerians.

Bloody Kenyan goat.

First pic was a deleted comment he made but @instablog9ja was able to get the shots while the second pic is a meme he posted afterwards.

As I'm talking to you right now Nigerians are still on his page, tearing it to pieces. I think he'll learn not to mess with Naija next time. LOL!


https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ0iohVAWtj/

Standing5:
Jonathan spent just five months in power in 2015 but exhausted 10.5 months of budget and left huge debt in addition. PDP is dead for good. Hurray!
Where did N106B wired to wike of PDP at the last second come from?
We know better.

olipo:
wtf...seek advice from who?Lolz you should not have said that my dear (who ever you are)

olipo:
wtf...seek advice from who?Lolz you should not have said that my dear (who ever you are)