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badassProdigy:
Special Birthday Shoutout to Nigeria's Greatest Stateman ever Liveth: Oluṣẹgun Mathew Okikiọla Arẹmu Ọbasanjọ, GCFR...

He is a former Nigerian Army general who was President of Nigeria from 1999 to 2007. A Nigerian of Yoruba descent, Obasanjo was a career soldier before serving twice as his nation's head of state, as a military ruler from 13 February 1976 to 1 October 1979 and as a democratically elected
president from 29 May 1999 to 29 May 2007. His current home is Abeokuta , the capital city of Ogun State , where he is a nobleman as the holder of the chieftaincy titles of the Balogun of the Owu Lineage and the Ekerin Balogun of the Egba clan of Yorubaland ...

#HBD #papa #EboraOWU #yourGSMLegacy #LivesOn...

Orijin101:
Free the pastor jhoooor!!!!!!
can't you see he is in the spirit

chinwenduebo:
Nothing person no go see for this world.Because of hard time,you can't imagine what a man does for a living.

He tries to survive by collecting little fee and tries to entertain people.Shockingly,he removes his clothes,wears only pant and plays comedic roles all in the name of raising money.

Can you do that?

Source/more photos: http:///O3S1b

zyzxx:
wish me everything Gud emmabest2000 that enough for me

Lorlaahlozz:
Tongues are essential for communicating

Vikkie14:
Cameroon's security forces are predicting a drawn-out battle with Boko Haram as evidence filters out that the insurgents are now recruiting there.

"We don't doubt that Boko Haram is recruiting in Cameroon," said Col. Joseph Nouma, commander of Operation ALPHA, a special military operation set up by Cameroon's government to fight the Nigerian terrorist group.

He says communities bordering Nigeria have been emptied of men between the ages of 10 and 45.

"Many of them are found across the border in Nigeria, training with the terrorists," he told CNN.

This has made it difficult for the country's defense forces to adequately estimate the power of the terrorist group. Nouma said the number of militants may be greater than is widely believed, though there is no reliable estimate of the group's strength.

"Boko Haram is a permanent metamorphosis, dying every day but recruiting every day as well," says Col. Jacob Kodji, interim commander of the 4th Military Region. "And this complicates a lot of things for us."

Nouma agreed: "We kill them, but they keep on coming."

Read more here http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/03/africa/boko-haram-recruiting-cameroon/index.html

EroticAngelina:
lol, and here I was thinking.....

Rhebekah:
A wife suspected the husband of having sex with their maid, then she sets a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the week end without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time amd without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round and u will tell me u are tired; fifth round now and u are still demanding for more...

The gateman replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE the ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,

then The husband rushed in and caught them.

if you are the man or woman, what will u do?...Dnt spoil d fun,spread it 2 ur friend n get a funny answer.

zyzxx:
lord you are so Gud, blessed be ur name

dotcomnamename:
You are a CERTIFIED LIAR. We are not in April. This shows how clueless you are about football? Its better to remain quiet than pretending to know what you have no idea about

Mynd44:
This is hot? Someone is lying

temitemi1:
Coca-cola don dey run MAD

eddiebruk:
that is probably between 1.5Million to 3Million approximately which should be enough for an average wedding/traditional marriage inclusive in Nigeria

iamodenigbo1:
everything is a problem here In nairaland

Dapo777:
Have you ever wondered why many girls use
smileys and short replies when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls
do.

I was chatting with this babe yesterday and I
was Like...

ME: How are you dear?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How was your day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How is your family?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: Are you missing me?
GIRL: No.
ME: But I'm missing you
GIRL: Tanks.
ME: I'm not feeling well
GIRL: Sowi
ME: So how was ya day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: are you busy?
GIRL: No
ME: Are you with someone over there?
GIRL: No.
ME: What? Why don't you type something
interesting instead of sending me short replies?
GIRL: K
ME: Type something now!
GIRL: K
ME: Ok! Ok so its true?
GIRL: Dat wat?
ME: I heard you failed your English exams...
GIRL: Who telled you? me faild english dat is
unpossible! I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed the englesh langueg.
ME: OMG... That's ok. You can use smileys and
short replies please!!

daimsy:
Did the father block the road to yobe? Silly exuse to take life...

chinnelle:

Odi serious

agentofchange1:
419 (4:19am) was your time of post , how amazing .?

davseun2ta:
means... if you are short of ideas just keep quiet...

searching4love:


WHY ARE THIS IGBO'S HELL BENT ON SUFFERING FOR NOTHING

THIS PEOPLE'S SUPPORT FOR GEJ IS HAUNTING THEM BADLY. THEY CAN HARDLY FEED NOR SURVIVE BUT INSTEAD OF VOTING FOR A CHANGE THEY PREFER TO SHOUT GEJ TILL 2019 WHILE THEY SELL THEIR CHILDREN TO MAKE A LIVING

THE WORSE CRIMES EMANATES FROM THEIR REGION. THEY ARE ON DEATH ROW ALL OVER ASIA FOR DRUG OFFENSES, THEY PIRATE PEOPLE'S HARD WORK IN ALABA JUST TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE.

IGBO'S ARE TRULY DRAGGING NIGERIA BACKWARDS.

SAI BUHARI

searching4love:



INI EDO IS SHAMELESS. I MEAN HOW CAN A SANE WOMAN BE JUMPING FROM MAN TO MAN THIS GOLD DIGGING TENDENCIES STILL FOLLOWS MOST NIGERIAN WOMEN TO MARITAL LIFE. ONCE THEY ACQUIRE ENOUGH BENEFITS THEY RUN TO THE NEXT MAN. MARRIAGE IS VALUELESS IN NIGERIA DUE TO THE IMMORALITY OF THE LADIES OF THIS GENERATION.

THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER MARRY A NIGERIAN LADY. I RATHER DIE SINGLE OR LOOK FOR WIFE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY

englishmart:
seriously, did you post anything?

missjenna:
Doesn't this guy own a shirt

I must admit, he got a nice body, but he shouldn't always throw it in our faces

Preshochyx:
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lolaxavier:
The controversial spokesperson for the President Goodluck Jonathan Presidential Campaign Organisation, Femi Fani-Kayode, has again slammed the incumbent governor of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi.

FFK, as he is fondly called, during an interview with Channels TV on Sunday night, claimed that the Governor is not on the same intellectual level with him.

Fani-Kayode added that he knew Amaechi when he (Amaechi) used to wear one outfit for three days.

The former Minister of Aviation also said that the PDP would beg former President, Olusegun Obasanjo, after the party eventually wins in the forthcoming elections in Nigeria. Obasanjo recently left the PDP and tore his party’s membership card publicly.

See more of his words that set the social media on fire.


http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/31740/49/i-knew-amaechi-when-he-wore-a-shirt-for-3-daysfani.html

agarawu23:
.u av any other thing new? cos I av used all ur logic since 1999

omanifrank:
Celebrity blogger Linda Ikeji may be married to her lucrative occupation now but there was a time when the beautiful spinster – a former model – was madly in love with a man; an older man who didn’t even take her seriously. That man was Dan Foster a Black American radio personality who lives and works in Nigeria.

https://www.36ng.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Dan-Foster.jpg
Dan Foster: I took Linda for granted

In an interview with PUNCH the popular DJ has revealed how Linda in her modeling days – was crazy about him but then he was a cassanova dating two other women all at once.

“She was in love with me. But it didn’t work out”, Foster now married with children tells the newspaper. “I took her for granted and I was dating another person while I was dating her. I tried to keep a relationship in Abuja, another in Warri while she (Linda Ikeji) was in Lagos. Ah it was a nightmare.”

https://joisaysblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Linda-Ikeji1.jpg

babyosisi:
The worst thing that can happen to a woman is marry a man she doesn't love passionately.
Marriage is tough especially the early years and there will be times you will feel like packing your bags and running away
Even marriages that started very well can sour over time when they are ill managed let alone one that started with a tone of uncertainty in one's voice.
From what you have written you do love this man but not enough to spend the rest of your life with him that is why you have those doubts and misgivings.

Let me use myself as an example
I was engaged to someone else before meeting my hubby,I have shared that many times
Very very handsome and romantic man
His family adored me,my folks loved him
Very kind and generous,would give his last dime to a stranger in need
Perfect gentleman
But he is a little too boisterous in nature and had some terrible table manners
Some people may say this is minor but it bothered me a lot
The last straw was at a wedding when he motioned servers a little too loudly to get us food,I was a little embarrassed,we were in a hotel and could easily go and get food.my husband will never ever do a thing like that never!!
To make matters worse when the food came,he opened the wrap of moi moi and licked the foil and I wanted the ground to swallow me ,and that was the day my spirit left the union
I couldn't marry him,I couldn't be with a man that would embarrass me.,I just couldn't take it coupled with the fact that he wanted to get into politics and I couldn't envision myself standing on a podium campaigning.

To some these were minor things,to me they were major

You said you are not compatible sexually,can you live with that all your life?
Bad kisser,can you manage that?
If you don't feel sexually attracted to this man I wouldn't advise you to continue
It won't work

When hard marital current strikes sometimes the sexual chemistry is what will take you over the hump and if it is lacking from day one,you may be swimming against the tide.
You should be madly in love at this stage if he is the one
It doesn't sound that way from what you wrote