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nonsso:
Love na where you been wan start from abi? You don carry last be that .

*me sef I don't know why all the ban o, I don dey tire 4 NL sef *

iceberylin:
Jerry

People still dh answer this name

dainformant:
How ironic.....Nigerian football legend, Jay Jay Okocha was recently spotted with prominent comedian, Bright Okpocha a.k.a Basketmouth...Judging from the picture above, either the former Super Eagles captain was bored of the chat or the drink in his hand got to him.....What do y'all think??

Source; National Helm

ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!

zoomman:
Isaac the father of hope and laughter

jsam2k5:
不用 謝 不客氣 不要客氣 不會

Babe2sure:
It is a known fact that he lives a jet-set lifestyle.

*@SegunMike- same to you.
@shahzadNonso- Don't worry, just visit them from time to time. They are family.
Dey go, I dey your back. *

Richiy:
This is funny. He wouldn't have even made a beautiful mother.

R2bees:
wey the picture nah? infact picture of her breastfeeding her baby or....... don't know what is wrong with Op and the MOD that moved this to front page. We dont do like this in Luxembourg

Lilimax:
Udo diri Umu Igbo n'ile. Oganiru ndiigbo, Yagaziere onye obula n'ihe o na-eme di mma. Chineke biko gozierem obodo anyi a bu Naijiria

Missmossy:
trek to the market.

zyzxx:
effort must be crown wit a reward.

*Gud morning sir, and miss Tommywa2*

talk2riel:
All your curves and your edges.