₦airaland Forum

davseun2ta:
face to face is another way of life for this country, this face me and face you house dey cause kata kata...

texanomaly:
Please is a very polite way to ask.

*yes I know. Thanks *

Utchgirl:
D marriage is nt yet over. He can continue frm wia he stop by marrying d female prison immates.

agarawu23:
Vincent should be an example for guys who can't woo a Lady with ordinary swag

150k a lady you are not dating yet?

even if I don dey sama the babe, I can't buy her phone that expensive.

mumu.

Dannyset:
Short STORY:

A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both hands.
Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile: my sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum,and said: mummy, here you are. This is the sweeter one.

No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgement. Give others the privilege to explain themselves. What you see may not be the reality. Never conclude for others.

FreeGlobe:
Why is Governor Willie obiano protecting Peter obi from probe and invesigations? Governor obiano must act in the greater interest of the state.

Babe2sure:
I wish to live a jet-set lifestyle.

LOZENGE:
suleeeeeeeeeeeee isn't d correct word to use, correct me if am wrong. Its hurrayyyyyyy

Equalizer:
What about the deaf and dumb people

mystiqueDZ:
publishers publishers books....

Taylor86:
wish team b dat
vaseline team?

Donpizzle:
if u ask me na who i go ask?

fatdon2:
The super star actress turns 36 today.

Her fans should come and send in their birthday wishes for her.


Happy birthday to the super star actress Genevieve Nnaji.

CrazyMan:
So what's up with the bout...guys please give us updates.

FriedPlantain:
** Sense pass sense **
[b]
An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easily..,....,. so the lawyer asks if the naija guy would like to play a fun game. The nigerian is tired and just wants to rest, so he politely declines and tries to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun "I ask u a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only 5dollars; you ask me one and if I dont know the answer, I will pay u $500.
As naija no be dull guys naau, this catches the nigerian's attention and to keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks d 1st question "what's the distance from earth to the moon?
The naija guy doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out 5dollars the hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the omo naija turn. He ask the lawyer, "what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four?
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches the internet and even the Library of Congress. He sends emails to all his smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After 1 hour of futile searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the naija guy and hands him $500. The nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the answer.

So he wakes the naija guy up the asks, "well, so what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four? The nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer 5dollars and goes back to sleep.



Friedplantain [/b]

Chisom460:
Comedian Bovi showed off his side chick on Instagram today
and captioned the pic with “My side chick @krisasimonye.
Coz she always on my side”
That’s his wife right there!


https://instagram.com/p/2DRwCjpRJT/

dhtml18:
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missuniverse:
easy does it.
There is no need being multitasked

kelvine:
I like quality and originality. Problem is that sometimes the fake is preferred for economic reasons.
Fake peff in 'Along bus stop Ikeja' can cost only 400 naira, original peff in 'Ikeja City Mall' can cost as much as 25,000 naira. At least fake is better than non.

But then your write up is very informative.

texanomaly:
Did you find that difficult?

davseun2ta:
rules are meant to be kept

NCOIM:
You voted "Change" and "Change" You must get

laidesmen217:
That man resembles """Obiano """

Rapmoney:
You should know this is not a universal phenomenon but particular to Nigerian men. What does this show? It shows that Nigerian men are still holding on to that assumption that shows men have the exclusive right to be the successful ones only! That's where am coming from

cozy7:
Damn!!
Why is this girl always making headlines n front pages? Is she d only celebrity in Nigeria? By d way, y are all her stories always revolving around men?

Celebrity indeed! Her face now looks so regular to me that there's nothing to celebrate anymore!

missuniverse:
alphabet in English equals twenty six

texanomaly:
^^^ What is it that's going on?
*looks around*

harlos:
U forgot this is a game
that's what's going on

fredoooooo:
He still fine pass tevez