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Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student :Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor :Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
(Here, the student begins to shoot back the professor.)
Student :Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor :Yes.
Student :And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor :Yes.
Student :No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458
Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.

Professor :That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student :Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student :Yes.
Professor :So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor :So, who Created them ?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student :No, sir.
Professor :Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student :No , sir.
Professor :Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor :Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student :Yes.

A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with
GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
Professor :You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student :Yes, sir.
Professor :So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student :Absolutely, sir.
Professor :Is GOD Good ?
Student :Sure.
Professor :Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student :Yes.
Professor :My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
<p> Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. </p> But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )
Professor :You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student :No.
Professor :Where does Satan come from ?
Student :From . . . GOD . . .

On what basis were those Kanuri girls given admission because from what I know most of those girls will find it hard to construct a sentence in their Native language not to talk of English.
Even here in SouthWest(the most industrialized region in subsaharan Africa)some public school students can't even write down their names,not to talk of bokoharam infested creeks of northern Nigeria.

So we should start dancing or what.Abeg push better stuff to the front page.Though its a good innovation but a dislike button would have been better.

mayapop: You gotta love beyonce's performance! Flawless!. The ending part when Jigga (Her husband) handed her the vanguard award made me cry , Beautiful couple; she also wanted to cry, people making up stories that they were gonna break up, but Bee and Jay hit it right in their face! and also when baby blue said, "Momma"! . So sweet

Okay sweetie,lets marry then.

Cutekemitola: Op u didn't load ur pix? Are u for real?

Don't mind him.What I know is that ladies get to be possessive of handsome guys and not scared.

Gflat: I have always wondered why girls are scared of handsome guys. I have met a number of girls who turn me down just because they are threatened by my looks,serious.

Even my gf keeps complaining anytime she see's me uploading pictures on fb...she says i am trying to woo someone. She gets jealous a lot Especially when am smiling with her friends(uh)

Women claimed that cute guys are hardly faithful to their partners which apparently underscore their sense of judgement.

Maybe someone out there will give us insight into why some most ladies feel insecure instead of being proud having a charming guy around...

What I know is that ladies tend to be possessive of handsome guys and not this crap.It us only common to men to be jealous and scared of beautiful women.
THIS POST HAS NO IOTA OF TRUTH.IF YOU'RE CUTE,SHOW US YOUR PICTURE.

penquin: Nigerians has one problem just one. stupid girls?

Ladies should be barred from playing football,just wasted my time watching crap.

They are playing like shit.Wetin girls dey find for football.Like my favorite comedian once said'if ladies want something,give them a load of it,then you will treat their f.uc.k up.' GERMANY WIN!!!

They are playing like shit.Wetin girls dey find for football.Like my favorite comedian once said'if ladies want something,give them a load of it,then you will treat their Bleep up.' GERMANY WINS!!!

Havilah93: Germany beat Nigeria 2-0 in the finals of this same competition 4 years ago.

Forgive my ignorance.

ezugegere: What does the Angel Gabriel mean when he said Mary was "full of grace" Can she be a sinner and still be full of grace? What does the Holy Spirit mean, when speaking through Elizabeth, called Mary the "most blessed amongst women", and Elizabeth went on to call her "mother of the Lord"? What does Mary mean when, speaking through the influence of the Holy Spirit said: "Hence forth, all ages will call me blessed"? Can you explain?

I had made up my mind to close my eyes to this thread but for the fact that you asked me a question which is not rhetorical.
I agree with everything you said that Mary is the EARTHLY mother of Jesus but do you agree with Jesus is the HEAVENLY father of Mary and to me its the HEAVENLY part that should matter to christians.

UrbanMystique: is god perfect? if yes, how can a perfect creature creates imperfect things? if no, what the heck is this post all about?


is science a deity? science is just the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behaviour of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment.. anyone can venture in to science.. sheesh pick a book.


that's the beauty of science, if you donot accept big bang, you can come up with better theory after much observation and experimentation, no one is gonna roast you in hell for that.


yeah right, define religion?

man aging and dying is just a natural process to keep the world from exploding due to high population. do you need god to tell you that?


right. those that get sick dont believe in god right? how come casting doesn't work on ebola or amputees?

BTW, the bolder part has got to be the stupidest thing have ever read on nairaland, you really think science only deals with chemicals or what not? go up and read the definition of science again. sheesh i cant believe an educated person will say such a thing..
by the way, if you need your brain to cook up herbs (which is science by the way) and not cast the sickness away, why or what the heck do you need god for?


jesus healed after he accepted the zmapp, why can he just cast ebola away in jesus name? atleast jesus never healed anyone with herbs.


what exactly is this? infact you will soon come and ask me science why you poop everyday


it means the plane is yet to crash... do i have to spell everything out for you like am talking to an elementary school student?

yeah, good to know that you accept its stupi.d

What i see in you is someone who desperately wants to win arguments in order to remove the remaining doubts in his mind of God's existence of God.If you call God fiction,then there is no other fiction worse than big bang as big bang undoubtedly guessed what happened in the beginning and failed to tell the source of every source mentioned(Infinite source).The infinite source science cannot mention is God and that is why no man knows where God came from as he came from nothing and its very funny you base your existence on a mere theory,damning the consequences of what will happen to your soul if God existed.
On the ebola killings,God has given man dominion over everything and man is left to find the cure fore everything,as the solution lies within his environment.Can your big bang explain how the organised reproductive system of your mother was perfectly made?If you read the Bible,you will see God left mankind to choose between easy life and the hard life and we all know what man chose.
To correct the anomaly is why Christ came to the world and gave us supreme laws which if we all practice,no court on earth can jail us justifiably.The more you study your universe through science,the closer you be with your creator and the more you appreciate the fact that you can never be wiser than your God.

nora544: This doctor has to say it that Jesus healhim. He belong to samaritian purse an american christian charity organisation and they first they make is preaching the gospel and the second is that they have doctors who help people.

This samaritian purse belong to the charity organisation of Billy graham and his son is the head of samaritian purse, so when he come out to tell all that ZMAP had heal him, that will show that prayers not always working and they will lose followers and what is more important is money.

Why this organisation when they claim they will help people who need doctors run away from Liberia, at the moment only doctors with out border (MSF) and health worker from the WHO in the country.

I have a good informations from SOS child village about the situation in the country Liberia and they have also a health center in Monrovia and they didnot have any lose on ebola because they know what they have to do.

That the spanish priest died on ebola has to do that they didnot have the right equipment and that one person make a test and that comes out negative but he had ebola, at the moment one from 150 test didnot show it right that is the next problem but scientiest work on it.

Gibberish!Babble!!

Mzjhulz: What's d use of these pics

He who does not learn from history,is bound to repeat it.That is the picture of titanic,the ship men claimed could not capsize,but was fell by a simple iceberg.

safarigirl: no be so guys been buy ring dey wait Oparanozie? Na im she give them 'ela' go turn lez

Pinsure of her enjoying the thing with a babe and rejecting the rings or i dom beleaf ya .
If ya is able to deliver d pinsure and i'm able to make her enjoy fourteen years behind bars,i will surely marry ya younger sis

Emmysteve: Go for the gold girls!!!!!!!!!!! EmmySteve got your back! Pay back time. #TeamNigeria.

What do you mean by 'Pay back time.'

deeobserver209: Germany is a great football country. Their male and female National teams are the best the world can offer at the moment. Their National team just won the World cup in Brazil. Sadly, not everyday can be Christmas because the Nigerian team are like hungry female lions. Hungry lions are deadly. Germany will put up a good fight in the finals but I see our Girls holding the Cup high up in the air dancing in Skelewu Rythm

(Don't like the Song though)

U-20 is not senior.Get your facts right.

Jammy2012: I be olodo The beginning of failure is your addiction to smartphone . Jamb gimme 213 (not up to Wetin I deh expect though) Unilorin whip me with 58% . dem no go kill person fa. anyway God sure pass.

I scored 274 in jamb and 277 in post utme oau for urban and regional planning,what is your course?

icekidgodfrey: go polish your english, then i'd consider replying your critics. Nairaland really need to start setting standards, this forum shouldn't be for just anybody!!

Which part of my English needs to be polished?I really think you are partially drunk

CharlieMaria: It is true that Mary was created by God. But that same God in the person of Jesus Christ became flesh in Mary's womb. Go to Jn1:1and verse 14. In the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God. And the word was made flesh and dwelt among us. The word was made flesh in Marys womb. Your mother is your mother not because your mother created your soul but because your soul assumed flesh in your mother's womb. In the same vein Jesus who is truly God and truly man according to philpians2:5 his soul took flesh in Marys womb. Therefore making Mary the True Mother of Jesus. What are you to your mother? Are you not his son? Did she create your soul? If you understand this then you will understand how Mary became and us still the true Mother of Jesus who is God and man. Jn19:26 calls Mary the mother of Jesus. Mt2:11 says Mary is the true mother of Jesus. After seeing these you still deny that Jesus is the Son of Mary? That Mary has maternal right over Jesus? Think brother.

I totally agree Mary is the EATHLY mother of Jesus but do you agree Jesus is the HEAVENLY father of Mary & its the heavenly part that matters to me my dear Brother.

Bootybuttchic: not every one was traind to be a coward like u...ewu!

Ẹni ìjà òbá ni n pe ara ẹ lọ́kùnrin.

Bootybuttchic: i dont know why people fear soldiers,it amazes me ,
maybe cos am an excommando sha

Me too,but I think command is overhyped joor

uzolexis: I already answered your question but you had nothing to say after my reply instead to choose to attack someone else about the same thing.....i can see you are just interested in arguing and whatever anybody says wont make any difference so it's pointless trying to explain this to you. A word of advice though -don't condemn what you don't understand.

After your write up,you wrote 'enough said.'
Do you belief the first creature created by God is Jesus christ?Do you belief Jesus knew Mary even before she was formed in her mother?Do you belief nobody is holy enough to give birth to the son of most high God?Do you in the spirit belief Christ is the father of all,including Mary?Do you in the spirit belief Mary is the child of Jesus.Do you belief God is the only perent of Jesus and Mary and Joseph were used in fulfilling the scriptures.Do you belief Mary would be like every other man in heaven with no special treatment just like a sinless and Godly man like John the Baptist would be the least man in Heaven,then my beautiful sister,we are on the same page.'

chukwudi44: Please every catholic should ignore the attention seeking Emmalot121 guy and concentrate on the message here

We will

CharlieMaria: Pleaae brother Mary is not a sinner. She was ever Holy and sinless. Christ was man like us in all things execept sin. So how can Christ to die for our sins using a body defiled by sins? It takes the freed to free the unfreed. It takes a sinless mary to give birth to a sinless Jesus. If you say Mary had sinyou implicate Jesus. For you sat invariably that a sinful body and blood was shed for us but you and I know that Jesus was unblemished. And that Jesus said we should worship him in truth and spirit doesn't hinder you from calling the intercession of Mary for James5:14-16 encouraged us to pray for one another for the prayer of a righteous man availeth much. Remember that a righteous man sins 7times in a day. If the prayer of a righteous man availeth much even with seven falls in a day how much more the prayer of the sinless Mary?

With this I ask you,Is Christ the son of God or Son of Mary.If all things were created in the presence of Christ,that must include Mary.If a sinless and holy man like John the Baptist could count himself unworthy to Baptise Jesus,how worthy was Mary.For Christ was born for the sinful and not the sinless and Mary was a mortal.And the Bible said for all have sinned and have fallen short of Glory of God.For Mary might have been sinless as at the birth of Christ but according to the words of John the Baptist,was not holy enough to give birth to the son of God,who was even before the creation of Adam.

CharlieMaria: If she is not Holy do you think she can give birth to Our Holy Lord and God Jesus? She is not just holy but the most perfect of all God's creatures. If she was not the most perfect God could not and should not have chosen her. Intact, before the foundation of the world She was prepared and chosen by God to fulfill her holy purpose. Lk1:28 refers to Her as full of grace. Lk1:48 tells us that all generations shall call her blessed. What does blessed means if not holy? How do you ever think she would have sin in her? It is only the devil that will make you conceive such in your mind, for the scriptures even declared her blessed, then who are you to say she is not as holy? All Ye Children of Mary rise up against these blasphemous toungues and declare her Blessed. O HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, let all creatures publish your praise through all ages, for the Holy Ghost through the mouth of St Elizabeth in lk1:48 proclaims you Blessed.

Now I see you worship Mary.Maybe you think Jesus first existed after his birth by Mary,No!Do you agree with me that before everyone was created Christ existed and not anyone including Mary was created without his knowledge.
Even John the Baptist who said he was created after Jesus,went into wilderness,preached about his comming and event baptised the messiah,who all can say never lived like human still felt himself less worthy and with all this,the Bible said he will be the least man in heaven.Then who is Mary when the Bible practically said:For all have sinned(including Mary) and have fallen short of the Glory of God.
Mary might not have sin in her as at the birth of Christ,but was born a sinner,as the bible even proves to us that Christ ate and drank with sinners.
Finally,the Bible says:Thou shall have no other god except for me.Mary is the handmaid of God,a child and servant of Christ,for Christ is no human,but a Holy Spirit and son of God,who came through a mortal,Mary,to cleanse and wash away our sins.
Then I leave you with a question,who do you really think Jesus Christ is?Son of Mary or Son of God

uzolexis: yes Mary is the mother of Jesus. She was not lucky,she was specially chosen by God. When angel Gabriel appeared to her he said "you have been highly favoured by God" .....again it was not luck.

And Jesus asked his disciples"Who do people think I am" and Peter answered 'Christ the son of God' not CHRIST THE SON OF MARY which would have been the answer of the Pharesees and Saducees(spelling not sure.) which ye think like.
Though Mary is the earthly Mother of Jesus(not disputed) but Jesus was(lived) long before Mary was conceived and according to you she was favored to Give birth to her lord.No wonder Jesus said:My people slumber because of lack of Knowledge.
For Understanding begets Knowledge and Knowledge begets wisdom.How can you have the wisdom of God when ye fail to recognise Mary as the child of Jesus?As Jesus is a spirit who came in human form,a King who came in form of man and under who heaven and earth including Mary must bow,yet swallowed his pride and came as a baby through a sinner(every man was born a sinner)Mary.
I have said the little I can as God is a spirit and those that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth and Nothing earthly i.e Mary must be inferred to when worshipping God through Christ the father of Mary(in Spirit).

I have asked this question and I will ask it again do the catholic belief Jesus is the child of Mary or Mary is the child of Jesus,if its the former,then its too bad.I also belief Mary is not as holy as to give birth to the one as Holy as the son of God,I would only tag her as the luckiest of women.

Jammy2012: I still smell corruption. This will only be acceptable by me only if they do this on merit. Though, man proposes,God disposes, I shall make this year by his grace. No tyranny of circumstances can permanently imprison a determined will. succès est le nôtre

Wetin u score 4 jamb and post utme?