3ok? See Ur Head U No Go Talk Tru Yahooyahoo

3ok? See Ur Head U No Go Talk Tru Yahooyahoo

ecamzy:
Yes I k own the guy he took the pic is not photoshoot

you need the thickest glass

Just got this pix from a blogger on facebook “Ameyaw Debrah“ claming to take a pix with amber rose,
To me This one pass Photoshop na photomall,
What do u think?

Zinny25:
I strongly agree with this, give her the assistance she needs to prove to her that u r no longer the broke good for nothing guy she feels u r, it shows u r bigger than that and u r matured. But don't date her,, do it and walk away, don't date that kind of gal

thunder wey de gym go visit u
Don't
give
Here
Kobo

At the early stage of my service year, there was this woman I worked briefly with. She has a five year old son, who normally joins her at the office, after he closes from school. . That boy was a Hitler . Aswear! . He commanded respect whenever he stepped into the office. He haunted the lives of those students on I.T fa! How he kicked and slapped them at will, was a wonder to me. Funny enough this students seemed happy about it. . One day, I was teaching one of them how to edit a press release, when this little monster came. He bent down, held the girl's leg and started dragging her anklet. He commanded her to pull it off and give it to him. . As Aunty ignored him and was paying attention na, this little monster got up and gave her a resounding slap. TAWAI! I froze. I couldn't believe my eyes and ears. . Funny enough, Aunty smiled at him and pleadingly replied; "Junior, don't be doing this thing. Allow me learn this thing. Later we will gaan buy fanta, you hear? " The boy nodded his big ugly head and walked away. Inukwa! . . I take style look the boy mama. The mama dey one corner dey form deaf, blind and dumb. Omo see total package! Issorite. . Well, as it became more unsettling, I had to start asking questions. Abeg which kain jazz this pikin dey use? Because me I dey fear slap o. And I no fit do these kain suffering and smiling with these students. Any kpakam, I will damn the consequences and smack the shit out of this little thing o. . Later, one of the students explained that the woman was in charge of their log books. According to them, the way you treat her son goes a long way in determining your performance after your industrial training. . What a waawu!!! So one's ability to endure after chopping slap, follow for continuous assessment? Aiye le o! This country is sha hard. . The following week, this boy and his mother shocked me even more. That afternoon, she was feeding him, while I was typing away on my system. Then a very loud cry rang out. I looked in their direction. The monster was shouting and crying. "Thief! Thief! Mummy you're a thief! You ate my meat!" . All attempts of the mother to pacify her son, failed. So she started singing, "Junior is a fine boy iya iya o. " As she was singing with all her heart and hoping for a miracle, The boy landed an atomic slap on her face. TAZAI! I saw the shock in her eyes before she was able to recover sharply and hold his hands. . While, he was struggling from her grip, his flask of rice, fell off her table. As she left him to pick up the flask containing the remnants of his food, this little terrorist spat on her and ran away. She just called one of the students to fetch a cleaner. E pain me ehn! Kai! . "Don't mind him. You know you just resumed. You've not even seen anything. Junior is worse than this o. He can be very stubborn when he wants to be. He's lucky I'm not one of those mother's that flog their kids. I don't even advise it! Besides, he's still a child. Just five years old... When he's about 9/10, I will sit him down and have a good dialogue with him. He doesn't understand some certain things. He doesn't even know what he's doing. Just ignore him. Even these students have come to know who he is " She said. . Eh ehn kwa! 9/10 So this woman and every other unfortunate person that comes around her will be chopping slap anyhow till these monster clocks 10?? Five extra years of terror How mind blowing! . Children of nowadays are flexing sha. My mama for don deliver this wan with correct beating this afternoon. My chill-less mother? . She will reset you with anything she lays her hands on. Be it spoon, broom, Eba stick, slippers, belt, ruler, name it! Then you will copy three pages of dictionary into exercise book, and she will still carry you to pastor for deliverance. Serious one o. . As small as we were, my mother made sure we understood her corner-eye-stare-of-death. Wait fez make she look you that corner eye, and you form ignorant. That day ehn! Na your body go tell you as e dey go. . One crazy day like that, the school bus brought junior from school. His Mom had just stepped out for an official assignment, after ordering Sarah, one of the students to feed him when he returns. That wan sef don dey fear. She don already imagine the amount of slap she go chop as lunch that day. . As usual, Junior came in high spirits. He looked at his mum's table and discovered I was seated there. "Wez my momi! "He screamed at me. I told him she went out, pointed to Sarah and advised him to go and eat. . He ordered me to stand up from his mother's chair. I told him, I was busy and helping her finish some paper work till she returns. Immediately he dragged my pen, threw it away, and came to slap me. . . As he raised that his black tiny hand ehn, I caught it and gave him three very dirty slaps on his cheeks. He busted into tears immediately. Shouting like a widow. The students were afraid. They rushed to him to calm him down. For where? He started slapping all of them. . When I couldn't bear his stupid behavior again, I got up, held the brat, pulled down his shorts and used my ruler to whup his black ass. Till he kept quiet. God punish village people. They want to use me to shine abi? Me that can fear slap? God Abeg o. . When I ordered him to go and eat, the students couldn't believe it. Hitler was humble. At that point he looked very down to earth. Sarah was surprised. No slaps. Feeding him was very easy. At a point, I told her to give him the flask, and ordered him to feed himself. I bet Hitler didn't see this coming. . You dey craze. You want to slap corper?? Me wey my mama na teacher? You smoke pot? . The mother came back and started shouting. Firstly, she threatened Sarah for allowing her son eat by himself, then turn around to warn me. I told her what her son did. " Was that why you tortured him? See how quiet he is! Didn't you notice that he does that to everyone including me? Didn't I explain to you? So they sent you to kill my son abi? Son I gave birth to? . You don see me wey no be person pikin. Adon suffer! Na only you give birth. Them no 'gave birth' to me. Make I stay chop slap because na vomit my mama vomit me abi? Oshisco! . " Ma. It is better you transfer me to another office. I am not on IT. I no get log book o. Na Kopa I be! Federal government pikin. I will never allow your son touch me in this office. Tell your son to stay the hell away from me! If he tries anything funny, I will make sure I put the fear of God in him!" I replied. . She kept shouting and waiting for moral support. Nobody for the office answer am. Even onlookers came to look and go. Story! . Imagine! So After a fine girl like me finish dressing up, shaking Nyash on the road and doing big girl, one small ram will now come to the office in the afternoon to clean my makeup with dirty slap? Abia! Oga, I will just humble your entire existence! Azzin, When I'm done with you ehn, you go know say no be kpomo dey inside sardine. Werey Epe !

Airforce1:

If he's qualified, why put a call across a colleague on what drug to give a patient in critical condition?

I
Thing
I
Found
Out
About
U
Is
U
Re
Not
Working
Or
U
Don't
Own
A
Business
Period

Airforce1:

If he's qualified, why put a call across a colleague on what drug to give a patient in critical condition?

I
Thing
I
Found
Out
About
U
Is
U
Re
Not
Working
Or
U
Don
Own
A
Business
Period

Wait Oooo today na childrens day ?

Lol

Nokia, as we know, has made quite a
comeback this year at MWC. Besides the
phones shown at the event, the brand
promised many more to come this year.
Now, there are reports that a new phone,
Nokia Swan, is coming soon!

Nokia has been the center of attention for a
while now. Since the confirmation of its
comeback to the smartphone scene last year,
everyone has been anticipating a lot.
Expectations were high, and for the most part,
Nokia delivered with what was demonstrated at
MWC in March. However, a flagship device was
still missing. Nokia has promised more to come
for this year, and reports have mentioned
Nokia 9 as the flagship. Now, another flagship
may also be coming, with the name Nokia
Swan.
There have been quite a few reports recently
about a new flagship coming from Nokia, with
the name Nokia Swan. According to those
reports, this new Nokia phone will be a hybrid
between a smartphone and a tablet! Nokia
Swan specs seems amazing as well, with an
octa-core CPU, with the chipset likely to be the
latest SND 835. Alongside that will be 4GB of
RAM, so performance should not be an issue
with this device. The new device also offers
128GB of internal storage, which is quite
plenty!
As mentioned before, Nokia Swan will be a
smartphone-tablet hybrid. Once opened, it will
transform into a tablet, with dual touch screen!
The smartphone display is about 5.3″, and the
display size in tablet mode will be about 11″.
This device seems like the perfect solution for
both work and entertainment. From the looks
of it, it can also be used as a mini laptop as
well! Its camera will also be quite special, with
42MP Carl Zeiss lens. It will run Android 7.0
Nougat out of the box. Overall, it seems like a
wonderful phone!

Nokia Swan: A wonderful phone in the
making!

For now, Nokia Swan price and release date has
not been revealed yet. Hopefully, Nokia will
have some announcement soon. Are you
excited for the new Nokia phone?

Wetin Consine U

folarinmiles:
Shaarap. Na so u take mumu reach

ur own they follow buhari

I see cucumber in the middle. Look very well.

The Op Mix Weed With Charcoal smokeOoo Say We connect By Sex

NwamaziNwaAro:
Segun Arinze is a fool who thinks everyone is like him who is stuck up with social media.

Some of us cherish privacy... No unnecessary public show of affection.

You didn't call her or SMS her privately, rather you post a lavish greeting on IG and tag social media gossip handles.
When you are not in speaking terms with her mom, and you further disrespect her mom, by calling her by name.

Haba!

A father that is not wise is that one a father

men be quiet and mind your family business before their forefathers
decend
on
You

Chanel Grand Extrait

One Cloth Man

SirL0neWolf:
...kc my man, if you enter nairaland see this comment you go know yourself.
My roommate can eat for Africa eh then at night..EVERY night we would be hearing "mummy two more fufu...two more fufu

u wicked, I don laugh fall my infinix note3 4 water

Make She Beta Sharap

CBN Who knows the full meaning?

2019 Preparation

Marvis Ke Wat Of T-bons

firstking01:
And you think you are free

u Re A Real Pest Married Men

coolestchris:
watch your tongue, he has apologized Ok,na u kemen finger?

no
Mind
Her
Fake
Things(gals)
Everywhere

Stupidity is allowed only in nairaland

JamieNaij:
Twitter Nigeria absoolutely has no chill.

Nigerians are saying The newly crowned millionaire, Efe is now richer than skales.

See reactions below.

SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/04/efe-is-richer-than-skales-now-nigerians.html

stop hating, no nigerian said anytin, is u

Money

No 2 bad lol

Lol